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Everybody's Favorite Cover Girl

Filed under: Britney Spears

We're hearing that Brit Brit is on the cover of the new Us Weekly with the headline Time Bomb.

How many other mags will put Unfitney on the cover this week???

Posted: January 8, 2008 at 7:00 pm

78 comments to “Everybody's Favorite Cover Girl”

  1. Unfitney says – reply to this


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    I would love it if she would drop off the face of the earth! First Bitches!

  2. ericadownunder says – reply to this


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    umm….. all of them?

  3. one says – reply to this


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    #1

  4. Corona says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. jenjen says – reply to this


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    waaaaaay too many.

  6. harry says – reply to this


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    WHEN IS BRITNEY GOING TO DIE?????
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  7. corona says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Julia says – reply to this


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    Hopefully not many.

  9. Dani says – reply to this


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    Hopeflly none, they should leave her alone, then she might get some help.

  10. kc says – reply to this


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    FIRST
    who cares?

  11. kc says – reply to this


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    FIRST
    who cares?

  12. k.c. says – reply to this


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    Probably EVERY gossip magazine there is will have her on the cover ♥

  13. tina says – reply to this


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    first

  14. mel says – reply to this


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    Primera!!!!

  15. g says – reply to this


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    third!
    5

  16. sd says – reply to this


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    sad

  17. Magggggie says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!! : )

  18. christine says – reply to this


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    1st

  19. jENNA says – reply to this


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    Britney is not going to live. two children willl have no mother, a mother who has problems but loves them. i don' understand why this is so funny to people. this could be ur mother, sister, cousin, aunt. This is not funny this is real life, not another movie perez.

  20. andrea says – reply to this


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    lmfao.

  21. Megan Bullis says – reply to this


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    First? and Im guessing about 6

  22. hello says – reply to this


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    First

  23. Bri says – reply to this


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    first! (third?)

  24. damn says – reply to this


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    first!

  25. mushy says – reply to this


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    1st

  26. third! says – reply to this


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    !

  27. violet says – reply to this


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    hell yeah

  28. me1st says – reply to this


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    first

  29. Jennifer says – reply to this


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    everyone wants to use her just like Dr. Fag Phil.. it's rediculous.. even Perez is a leech. And when Britney becomes boring, so will your site so I'd be paying britney on the side or saving your money love.

  30. Melanie says – reply to this


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    Many

  31. oprah says – reply to this


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    brit is dumb.

  32. ash! says – reply to this


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    first

  33. brainchild says – reply to this


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    10th? Poor girl–it's so sad that she doesn't seem to have a clue she's destroying her life. She and Linds will fuck anything. So gross!!!

  34. Gille says – reply to this


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    Uh I would say 3 more mags… They should leave her alone I think.. That's what probably making her sick

  35. hoe says – reply to this


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    1st?

  36. Raphael says – reply to this


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    I don't know why i care so much but yeah im kkind of obssesed with BRITNEY!! Maybe is just that i want the best for her! BRIT PLEASE GET HELP AND MAKE A REAL COMEBACK!! FOR YOUR KIDS TOO!!

  37. hoe says – reply to this


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    1st?

  38. NCfreakygurl says – reply to this


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    first!!

  39. STEPH FROM KATIMAHOUSE says – reply to this


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    1st or something!

  40. PACK OF VULTURES says – reply to this


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    Jesus why cant you Perez, most of your readers and the mags show some bloody compassion?!!!!. Britney obviously has severe mental issues and I cannot believe the cruelty and grotesque way everyone thinks its ok to make FUN of her and the situation. She seems like a sweet person who has just gone off the rails, I am sure she must be devasted how things gave turned out yet with the substances and mental issues sees no clear path through it. I hope she does manage to get herself to centre that she can stay at and work on her problems. In the meantime what the FUCK is wrong with you and the media and ALL people that can only say something cruel. YOu all make me SICK - especially you Perez. Report things there is no need to be so fucking CRUEL!

  41. jeezlouise says – reply to this


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    Britney Spears is a fucking loser

  42. FUCK YOU HARRY says – reply to this


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    Re: harry – You are SUCH an asshole HARRY! Hope YOU die

  43. brit says – reply to this


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    I'm going to really, really shock everyone by becoming normal again.

  44. idnoiw says – reply to this


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    YOUR A FAIRY ASSHOLE

  45. jesse says – reply to this


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    Its a guarentee that Britney will be on every cover.

  46. K says – reply to this


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    I live in the area where KFed grew up…. his family has been calling into radio stations lately. This morning, his uncle was on KISS Country - he said that the WHOLE FAMILY thinks she is BIPOLAR. The night of the custody standoff, KFed said he was afraid that she was going to KILL HERSELF AND HER KIDS!!

  47. nicole says – reply to this


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    I'M SICK OF BRITNEY!!!!!!!!
    I'M SICK OF BRITNEY!!!!!!!!
    I'M SICK OF BRITNEY!!!!!!!!
    I'M SICK OF BRITNEY!!!!!!!!
    I'M SICK OF BRITNEY!!!!!!!!
    I'M SICK OF BRITNEY!!!!!!!!
    I'M SICK OF BRITNEY!!!!!!!!
    I'M SICK OF BRITNEY!!!!!!!!
    I'M SICK OF BRITNEY!!!!!!!!

  48. LMAO says – reply to this


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    All of them should but I'm sure there will be one or two with BRANGELINA on the cover. The most boring couple is always on one or two tabloids per week.

  49. SAVE BRIT says – reply to this


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    SO!
    LEAVE HER ALONE PEREZ!!!
    SHE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO KEEP HER KIDS!!!
    SO WAT IF SHES HAD SOMME BAD TIMES LYK SHAVE HER HEAD!!
    BUT TAHT DOESNT MEAN SHE LYK ABUSES HER KIDS!!!!!
    SHE TREATS THOSE KIDS LIKE ANGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    SHUT UP PEREZ YOUR JSUT JEALOUS CAUSE BRITNEYS GOT IT ALL!!!
    RECORD LABEL, FAME, FANS, CD!

    LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!! SRSLY

  50. mkc says – reply to this


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    She isn't bipolar, just confused and addicted to drugs. All these mental diseases that people are throwing around are just excuses for her to hide behind.

  51. oprah says – reply to this


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    I wish someone would drop a time bomb in all the ghettos around the world and kill all the porch moneys! It is like an epidemic they bread like a virus….dropping bombs seems like a cure….then whites would have to support them. Thats just my opinion. Then again I am just a black nigga bitch with nappy hair and fat ass….so I guess it dosnt matter what I say!

  52. BRIT LOVES PEREZ says – reply to this


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    BRIT LOVES PEREZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  53. BRIT says – reply to this


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    HEY YA'LL, WHAT MORE DO I HAVE TO DO ! SOMEONE SEND MY MOM, AND EVERYONE I HATE TO OUTER SPACE WITH THEM GREEN THANGS !

  54. Paula 2222222 says – reply to this


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    anything that can print will.. Also there will be smoke signals and doves to alarm us when she is doing something crazy, like driving.

  55. Paula 2222222 says – reply to this


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    anything that can print will.. Also there will be smoke signals and doves to alarm us when she is doing something crazy, like driving.

  56. Paula 2222222 says – reply to this


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    anything that can print will.. Also there will be smoke signals and doves to alarm us when she is doing something crazy, like driving.

  57. britney defender says – reply to this


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    britney has Never taken drugs nor is she a drug addict. do you people even KNOW what someone who does drugs looks like. you know some of you are really rediculess.

  58. heyyall says – reply to this


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    TIME BOMB … that's a great name for a new song!

  59. Shadoe says – reply to this


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    All you seem to want to do is bash her while she is down. Cant people get a life and leave her alone?? Yeah, shes a mess right now, and yeah she's K-F**ked up, but who hasnt??

  60. Kristin says – reply to this


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    I really think that this Britney bashing situation has got out of hand. At first it was funny, but now when someone's health is in question it has passed a point. The suggestion that Britney may commit suicide is an unpleasant one and shouldn't be taken lightly. Marilyn Monroe is a perfect example. People despised her when she was alive, but as soon as she passed away people turned their views around. Anna Nicole Smith is another example. Perhaps if the media would take a break from their Britney bashing it would give her time to recover and get her life into order. Just an opinion.

  61. Kmed says – reply to this


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    BRITNEYSPEARSMYSTORY COM AND POPWRECK COM AND MOSTHATEDWEBSITE COM ARE FOR SALE ON EBAY RITE NOW CHECK IT.

  62. tallywack my pack says – reply to this


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    WHO GIVES A SHIT?! you're gay..

  63. update please says – reply to this


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    Lastest report is Britney is driving around LA crying and driving…Didn't pickup her car at impound yard.

  64. I'm with you, BUT.... says – reply to this


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    Re: QUIT GIVIN THE BITCH ATTENTION – I want to know what is going on! I know..I know

  65. shawn mc says – reply to this


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    the real question is how many people are'nt going to be puttin you their covers haha

  66. alixandriiia fuckk? say wha says – reply to this


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    haha

    I LIKE THE NAME SHITNEY BETTER THAN UNFITNEY

  67. kim says – reply to this


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    When will you and the rest of the bloggers/news/mags stop feeding this insecure, untalented, washed up, trailer trash, worthless Mother piece of shit? You are feeding this. Perez, find something else. I am to the point when I see her name, I turn the other way, switch the channel or go to another site.

  68. fran says – reply to this


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    oh lord give the girl a break! she really needs some mental help. admit, she is talented and we can't put ALL the blame on that low life k-fed or her mom. She's a "grown" woman..;Shaving her head was the biggest sign she lost it. I shaved my own head 16 years ago … BIG ISSUES my baby son died… so try to imagine what she goes trough with al this shit now. But She needs to get some therapy or she will kill herself. Such a waste. She can be so huge and i'm not a fan at all! OOOh perez u rule btw at least u an be sarcastic

  69. ScarletSlipper says – reply to this


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    DOES IT MATTER??? WE WON'T BE BUYING ANY OF THEM.

  70. Maggie says – reply to this


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    She needs a lot of prayer. It is hell feeling depresed.

  71. JAMES says – reply to this


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    NATION OF ISLAM SUPPORTS YOU, OBAMA!! IT'S TIME FOR YOUNG, BLACK, MUSLIM BROTHA TO BE PRESIDANT!! BLACK POWER BLACK POWER!! ALL MY BROTHAS NEEDS TA VOTE NOW PLS. TIMES NOW, VOTES FOR CHANGE, NEW N FRESH.

  72. Am says – reply to this


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    Sad. What is going on makes me sad, as a mother I would be devastated to only have "visitation" with my kids, who are my life, let alone have what precious little time I did have with them "suspended".
    She is a real person. Rich or not she bleeds just like the rest of us. And I don't even like her - or follow what's going on with her but you can't help but notice with the media shoving it down your throat……how would you like to win the lottery and have your life and every move personal, and private, joyous or heart breaking put out there for millions of people all over the globe to scrutinize?
    Give her a break, geeze

  73. GERALDO RIVERA says – reply to this


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    LaRAZA, SUPPORTS YOU, BILL RICHARDSON!!! IT IS TIME FOR A BROWN PUERTO RICAN PRESIDENT!!! A YOUNG, BROWN BROTHA NEEDS TA BES IN THE OVAL OFFICE!!!!! ALL MY PUERTO RICAN BROTHAS VOTE NOW PLS. IT IS TIME FOR A CHANGE!!!! IT IS TIME TO VOTE FOR SOMEONE WHO WILL GIVE TEXAS, ARIZONA AND CALIFORNIA BACK TO MEXICO!!!! DON'T LET NEW HAMPSHIRE EMBARRASS BILL RICHARDSON THE WAY IOWA DID!!! WHITES WILL NEVER VOTE FOR US SO WE MUST DO IT OURSELVES!!!! BROWN POWER!!!BROWN!!

  74. blue says – reply to this


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    sorry Geraldo, you will never get this country back. your place is in puerto rico with all of the other uneducated, ignorant, ghetto, poor, ugly spics.

  75. Vinny says – reply to this


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    Hear she will be on the cover of "'Beaver" and "Genital Herpes Illustrated" Would somebody please just kill that fucking cunt now!!!!

  76. miss k says – reply to this


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    I feel bad for her, imagine being what 16, having your mom whore you out for all the world to see. thst's alotta stress for one person. Shit I'd prolly be crazy too! I just think we should give her a break and let her get some act right… Don't get me wrong i love watching the train wreck just as much as the rest of ya, but come on!!

  77. anais says – reply to this


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    can the media stop talking about britney spears, its getting old and annoying, and i really dont care about a washedoutlowlife who is begging (and getting) attention

  78. anais says – reply to this


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    can the media stop talking about britney spears, its getting old and annoying, and i really dont care about a washedoutlowlife who is begging for (and getting) attention