Jake Loves Joan

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Jake GyllenHO is a creature of habit.

The actor, once again, goes out to lunch to his favorite restaurant, Joan's On Third, Monday in Los Angeles.

Jakey took his mom.

Where's Reese???????

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Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 4:23 pm / Email this »

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Dina says – reply to this

101

Good grief, can't he have lunch with his mom without some dork asking where Reese is?
bella says – reply to this

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Re: CC –

PR hahahahahaha, Idiots like you believe anything CC
CC says – reply to this

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Re: bella–
idiot? hahahahahaha, dorks like you believe to know anything
bella says – reply to this

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Re: CC –

CC, I'm a dork really thats nice to know, I like being a dork, Tell me what do you know, FUCK ALL!!! (Except that you are a idiot)
Jesus H. Christ says – reply to this

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Re: CC – Shut your filthy trap and stick another wart infested dick in your mouth you filthy animal. Face it, homosexuality is a mental disease which can only be cured with a God. It is possible to repent for your sins, be born again and become a civilized and decent member of society. But you must first stop acting like a sinner. You must disavow this perverted life style you have chosen for yourself and accept Jesus as your Lord and savior. Jesus loves you CC, even if you hate yourself enough to degrade the very gift God gave you — your body. You are a pervert and a malconent. This is because you have not accepted Jesus, and only accept Satan and his wicked ways. That emptiness you feel is not a chemical imbalance that society uses to explain away such things. The emptiness you feel exists because of the lifestyle you have chosen for yourself, which is unnatural. I pray for you brother, I really do. I hope you can see the light before your soul is completely corrupted beyond repair. Repent CC, repent.
CC says – reply to this

106

Don't get angry if your stinky cunt won't ever see Jake's cock!
CC says – reply to this

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Jesus Christ of the idiots, the only existing satan here are you and all the mentals affected by religious-mental disease like you! retarded american fundamentalist, keep your shit for you. And remember: the persons who try to insulte gays are the FIRST to be repressed queers!! Everybody knows that.
queer queer queer!!!!
CC says – reply to this

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Jesus Christ of the idiots, the only existing satan here are you and all the mentals affected by religious-mental disease like you! retarded american fundamentalist, keep your shit for you. And remember: the persons who try to insulte gays are the FIRST to be repressed queers!! Everybody knows that.
queer queer queer!!!!
Anon says – reply to this

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Don't get angry if your stinky cunt won't ever see Jake's cock!

Ahh CC I bet you wish your c**t or a**e did, sorry that will never happen only in your dreams.
Jesus H. Christ says – reply to this

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Re: CC – There is still time, my son. There is still time to disavow your wicked, unnatural ways. You can still find paradise standing next to God in Heaven. But you will never do so if you maintain the lifestyle you live. Satan is the greatest manipulator in history. He tells you that there is nothing wrong with sin, nothing wrong with sex with other men, because he is trying to fool you. He says if it feels good, do it. Why? Because he wants you to feel bad about yourself. He uses that to corrupt your soul. Don't let him CC. I know it's probably due to some childhood trauma that you are a butt fucker now. I understand your Dad probably use to butt blast you from the time you were in nappies. This made you feel bad about yourself. After a while, you came to accept that this was the only way to be. I know the liberal impulse is to accept anything that makes you feel good in the short term, even if it causes you harm in the long. It's not your fault, son. You just need to resist these temptations and have some self-respect. This way of life is not natural. You will never enter the kingdom of heaven this way. Never.
Lynn says – reply to this

111

Yes, a very very good boy! Love Jakey!
CC says – reply to this

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He insists again…You suffer from serious mental disorder! I'm not gay or do you think all the people with a working brain are gay???
Secondly I find the choice of your nickname very classy and refined….
Third: to be a God fearing I find strange you to go round gossip sites, to come in a site of a gay person (and being here all day) and to be interested in jake sexuality. Any repressed longing?
Jesus H. Christ says – reply to this

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Re: CC – Remember this pervert…God hates the sin, not the sinner.
cletus says – reply to this

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Jesus that biotch is nasty.
Jesus H. Christ says – reply to this

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Re: CC – It is He who will judge you. It is He who will consign you into damnation. Repent before it's too late. God hates the queer. He sent AIDS down to earth to punish you for your wicked ways. God doesn't fuck around. If He says no queer sex…He means NO queer sex. To refuse the word of God is to refuse his kingdom. To refuse his kingdom is to make yourself the servant of Satan. Are you Satan's stooge, pervert? Are you?
Jesus H. Christ says – reply to this

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Re: cletus – Amen.
Ya right says – reply to this

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Jesus H. Christ you are the funniest guy here. I hate these pricks too…
lynn says – reply to this

118

Only Jesus H. Christ saves … That´s become a bible! (LOL).

No problem. Jake is half jew.
lynn says – reply to this

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Only Jesus H. Christ saves … That´s becaming a bible! (LOL).

No problem. Jake is half jew.
Claire says – reply to this

120

Aww
I don't get why you call him a 'ho' Perez?
annabella1976 says – reply to this

121

lol….Jesus.
To funny…
For words…
Jake is straight…
and CC is gay…
but your right on.
edward says – reply to this

122

Jake is not a Momma's boy. He too good for that cunt called Reese
laslof says – reply to this

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Jesus etc. is gay…and very repressed, he must be one of those perverts or pedophiles who strongly want to appear "normal" but he made filthy things in his home.
Oh well, there are tons of these good Christians…
Girl From Holland says – reply to this

124

I heard he's going to marry Reese Witherspoon?!
Jealous!!!!
Hal says – reply to this

125

Had to discuss his coming marriage to La Witherspoon? Wanted to know if he got married to money he could quit acting and spend his days making spaghetti with truffles? Jakey will be a super house hubby.
anom says – reply to this

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129, Hal or Chris whatever: Jake could leave cinema and go to T.V. doing daily show about Kitchen! And you could watch every day! That´s delicious man! (LOL)
chris says – reply to this

127

You missed it, Perez. He and Reese are said to be getting married. No comment from you?

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