Our Favorite Cover
Filed under: Britney Spears
Now THIS is juicy!
The new issue of People has Brit Brit on the cover, like almost every other celebrity magazine this week.
"Britney's Mental Illness" is good, but that's not what sells it for us.
"The Real Story" is what takes this cover to another level! It's almost invalidating all the other covers. It's saying, "Read our story. It's the only real one. All the others are bullshit."
Plus, the Jonas Brothers on the cover too takes it to a whole other level!
Posted: January 9, 2008 at 8:17 pm
#1
Can't wait to read it.
poor britney
mexicans are stinky! and poor. and the border needs to be closed! these worthless insects keep coming in and using america! they dont' even speak english! it's a crisis! these mexicans have infected the u.s.! so many think so! get on the bandwagon and join in the getting rid of mexican march! we can have machine's pick our lettuce! we don't need anymore of these nasty insects in our country! Illigal aliens! they are! get them out! they smell and have syhillis too! they are good for nothing rotten puta's!
FIRST!
Woooo! \o/
funny
damn that's an airbrushed cover if i ever saw one
Poor thang… her boys are precious!
i can't wait to buy it!
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JONAS BROTHAAAZZZZZ hah
No one knows the truth they need to shut there mouths
I Love Britney!!!!!!!
FIRST!!!!
Publicity and her cover on any mag is gonna sell no matter what!
most likely not first
PEREZ IS A COCKSUCKING PARASITE
LET HER FUCKEN BE. IT IS NONE OF OUR GODDAMNN FUCKEN BUSINESS!!
1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
first! i love britney!!!!
Why do they use a 10 year old picture of her ? When she looked "normal". They should have used a current picture of how she REALLY looks…. fucked up !
holy shiz screw britney we need more things about the jonas brothers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i loovveee them so much its disgusting!!!!!! if i met them i swear i would cry.
PEREZ!!!! Maybe you should not let worthless racist comments on your site!!!!!!!
u know what i love from this cover? that the jonas brothers are in it =D
stupid bitch
Dude come on….all of you guys need to stop running these stories for awhile…I am sure it makes everyone a lot of money, but it is not worth her life. It is really the only right thing to do right now. It is really not funny to continue with this stuff to she gets real help. Start an example before it is too late, and I think everyone would agree you are by far the worst…just sayin
i love britney!!!!
ENUFF OF THIS BRITNEY SHIT…MY EYES ARE TIRED READING SHIT ABOUT BRITNEY…BRITNEY GIVE ME SOME MONEY TO PAY MA BILLS….THANK YOU!
But which EYE do you look at?
The right???? or the left???? Which one is watching back??????????
Re: mexicanpizza4 – SO SAD YOU NEED TO CHEER UP SOME .
first
DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT TAKES, HER PARENTS, DR. PHIL. SHE NEEDS HELP, AND FAST. SHE IS SO FUCKED UP, LEAVING YOUR CAR IN THE 4 LANE ROAD LIKE IT WAS A PIECE OF CHEWED UP GUM. WIERD.
yaa!
That photo's from like 2000.
Re: mexicanpizza4 – WHAT DOES MEXICANS HAVE TO DO WITH BRITNEY SPEARS???? YOU SOUND LIKE YOU ARE 12 YEARS OLD!
They would pick an old ass picture. I don't like the cover. I want the picture of the crazy psycho looney going to the hos-pity-ful
are the 1st assholes of the night!!!!! we know you are worthless pieces of shit
i miss the old Britney Spears.
what?
is People paying you or something, perez?
and who gives a fuck about the Jonas Brothers?
Re: JONAS BROTHERS!! AHHHHH – ZHUT THE FUCK UP! God only a 12-year old would talk about the sucky-ass JoBroHomos.
I thought penis hilton broke stories and told things no one else knew?
All he does is post stories that are told elsewhere.
His one 'exclusive' the other day turned out to be a lie and he posted a retraction.
This homo is a fraud you his readers are all mentally ill and need dr. phils intervention.
fucken dumb americans.
no wonder mexicans had say a easy time taking over callyfornia
ok..how many more covers do u have perez?
Re: draco malfoy –
draco malfoy?
ah, that made my day
Re: mexicanpizza4 – im mexican and i know how to speak english:D stop saying that cus that is not true maybe they cross the border but that doesnt make them insects and we dont stink and when u americans come to mexico we dont discriminate u and if u dont know one of the richest people in the world is a mexican ok so stop discriminating u idiot
pinshe puto vete a la verga puto:DD
i love the jonas brothers!
PROTECT OUR FREEDOM OF SPEECH PEREZ!
KILL THIS DUMB BITCH ALREADY. I CANNOT FUCKING STAND HER. I DONT CARE IF SHE FUCKS A PUERTO RICAN HAIRLIPPED MIDGET AND GETS CRABS. BITCH IS NASTY-RICH-DUMB-AND A WHORE. NOW STICK THAT IN YOUR BACK POCKET BITCH. KISS MUH MOTHERFUCKING RED ASSHOLE BRITNEY SPEARS.
Re: JONAS BROTHERS!! AHHHHH –
well, that's just pretty pathetic then
AT LEAST THEY GAVE HER A DECENT COVER PIC !!!
just go awayyyy britney!
THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE UNTALENTED GAY ASS BITCHES! If you cannot see that Disney's trying to make them relevant by paying for them to be on magazines then you are retetarded. THEY SUCK! THEY HAVE ZERO TALENT!!
Re: mexicanpizza4 – Re: mexicanpizza4 –
AMEN BROTHER. SEND THOSE WETBACK MOTHERFUCKERS BACK ACROSS THE BORDER. WHIIIITE POWER. I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA AND HAVE NIGGE R MEETINGS EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT. MEXICANS AR ENOTHING BUT TRASH. OFF WITH THEIR HEADS. THEYRE DIRTY BROWN FOR ONE REASON, CUZ THEYRE FUCKING DIRTY! WHIIIIITE POWER. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm glad they used an old 'put together' brit pic. It's a smart move. Hopefully it will reach out to brit that not everyone is trying to make her look bad and that all anyone wants is to see her be happy and healthy…. SAVE BRITNEY hope is not lost and i still believe she will find herself… it may take a while but she'll do it!!
you think the rest of hollywood would reach out to her.. instead they are all offering up their sympathies and letting them know that its okay if SHE calls THEM. Im not a britney fan by any means but sick people need help and i think that this has personally gone way to far even for my liking. The last thing on britneys mind is "oh, where is my lil black book with everyones number in it.. i must call people!"
whatever..
ps there is no way shape or form that she could be compared to marilyn monroe.
Yes, making fun of someone's mental illness is quite the selling point. What the fuck is your problem dude? Do you dance in front of paralyzed people and ask them why they don't join in too? You sick fucker.
Re: mexicanpizza4 – chingate cabron!
she's gonna think this is the shit that she's on the cover of People, but guess what Britney?!/! they are no better than the Enquirer or Star magazine anymore. you are a huge joke now girlfriend and you're taking any kind of publicity you can scrounge up and it's ALL BAD. YOU MUST BE SO VERY PROUD OF YOURSELF. CONGRATULATIONS YA BIG FUCK UP!!!
Fucking obvious Photoshopped picture of Britney from 1997!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUNT. People Magazine do nothing but blow liquid sunshine up our asses w/ their *totally* *biased* FOR the celebrity in exchange for $$$$$$$$. Entertainment Tonight is the same way. Fuck them all. (I suck Joe's cock and felch the semen out of his ass.)
O-M-G….THE JONAS BROTHASS
D
Re: OPRAH WINFREY – STOP IT
PINCH CAGON
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#4 - mexicanpizza4 says – reply to this
mexicans are stinky! and poor. and the border needs to be closed! these worthless insects keep coming in and using america! they dont' even speak english! it's a crisis! these mexicans have infected the u.s.! so many think so! get on the bandwagon and join in the getting rid of mexican march! we can have machine's pick our lettuce! we don't need anymore of these nasty insects in our country! Illigal aliens! they are! get them out! they smell and have syhillis too! they are good for nothing rotten puta's!
No matter where you were born your ancestors came here from another country.
what?? did people pay you to say that? how is this cover any different from any others?
People is filled with a bunch of old gossip you've already seen on blogs. I'd rather read the National Enquirer.
HOW MUCH YOU BEING PAID TO PROMOTE THAT PEREZ???
DAMN YOU REALLY DON'T GOT NO TYPE OF LIFE DO YOU?
DAMN YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF PATHETIC. LOL
excuse me not all "mexicans" are stinky and poor I happen to be "white" and fom the midwest and I am proud to say that my step mother and my half sisters are mexican. my entire family on that side are not only hispanic but also english speaking productive members of society. quit being so close minded and realize that everyone has the right to live in free country. its people like you that are the demise of society and also highlights just how uneducated people still are. I suppose you think all black people belong in africa too? Get a life and an education.
OMG - I am so sick (yet oddly intrigued by this drama) - ok so i heard not only is there a restraining order for her to keep away from KFed but also the boys i think this expires 5 days after her thing, but it's still crazy.. also they say the boys are her world … hmmm she doesn't seem to do much to keep them.
However, I digress. she apparently goes out all the time cause she is lonely in her house and it's absolutely unbearable there without the boys.. uh uh…
I don't understand why big impersonal hotels are better but whatever I guess I am really not one to judge..
I also heard that her family is working wiht her to get voluntary treatment but if not they are willing to take action in order to get some help for her on an impatient basis .. getting a court order is last on their list but they are thinking about it, if they feel they are left with no other alternative.. i am sure they will sell their story so that the whole world can benefit from it.. uh uh and they can pocket that cash..
This whole family needs impatient treatment brit had her kids far to young.. and Jamie lynn now.. seriously their whole fam.. needs some serious work.
Re: lc –
HIJO DE PUTA
WHITE POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I guess People didn't have enough room on the cover for another bulleted subheadline which should read, "And why people are starting NOT TO GIVE A RAT'S ASS about this swamp-slut-gone-badly-haywire."
I guess the "real" Britney's face can't appear on the cover that houses the "real" story inside. The Magazine wouldn't sell if the real zit faced, rats-nest hairdo'd excuse of a woman graced the cover. I'm sick of air-brushing photo's on these magazine covers….I will not buy this Magazine. If you must see/read it - I encourage you to grab a copy at the grocery checkout line, read it and then put it back before exiting the store. Don't spend a penny on anything that has to do with this train-wreck!
Re: mexicanpizza4 –
To your racist coment:
There are so many things to worry about… like for example… britney spears mental sickness, other than crossing mexicans… I think this is a blog of celebritys… is this?…
come on!, the only thing cool from united states, are the sales at gap… everything else there is sooooo damn boring… for real.
saludos desde can cun, perez fans!!!
ps: I wouldn´t be so glad of having Carlos Slim like richest people alive… come on!
Re: mexicanpizza4 – um wtf? why r u dissing mexicans u racist? im not mexican but my aunt is and shes 100% mexican and we might have a problem with illegal immigrants but um..shes not she came up before any of that happened and she married my uncle and they are happy and she isnt gross and filthy like u shes very pretty and i think u need to keep ur fucking comments to ur fucking self
Re: BeBe – I agree–why not show this exemplar of everything harmful in mass culture while she's smoking a cigarette, glazed eyes squinting at the various traffic offenses she's committing as she drives on and on and ON through the night, fortunate not yet to have run over any small children? If ever there's been an object-lesson for the chronic stupidity in our society, Britney Spears IS IT.
WHY? HAS THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA NOT STEPPED IN AND COMIT HER? SHE HELD HER KID HOSTAGE WHAT THE HELL IS IT GOING TO TAKE? WAKE THE HELL UP JUDICIAL SYSTEM QUIT GIVING PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT TO HER!! ENOUGH IF I DID THAT MY ARSE WLD BE IN JAIL!!