Our Favorite Cover
Filed under: Britney Spears
Now THIS is juicy!
The new issue of People has Brit Brit on the cover, like almost every other celebrity magazine this week.
"Britney's Mental Illness" is good, but that's not what sells it for us.
"The Real Story" is what takes this cover to another level! It's almost invalidating all the other covers. It's saying, "Read our story. It's the only real one. All the others are bullshit."
Plus, the Jonas Brothers on the cover too takes it to a whole other level!
Posted: January 9, 2008 at 8:17 pm
#1
Can't wait to read it.
poor britney
mexicans are stinky! and poor. and the border needs to be closed! these worthless insects keep coming in and using america! they dont' even speak english! it's a crisis! these mexicans have infected the u.s.! so many think so! get on the bandwagon and join in the getting rid of mexican march! we can have machine's pick our lettuce! we don't need anymore of these nasty insects in our country! Illigal aliens! they are! get them out! they smell and have syhillis too! they are good for nothing rotten puta's!
FIRST!
Woooo! \o/
funny
damn that's an airbrushed cover if i ever saw one
Poor thang… her boys are precious!
i can't wait to buy it!
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JONAS BROTHAAAZZZZZ hah
No one knows the truth they need to shut there mouths
I Love Britney!!!!!!!
FIRST!!!!
Publicity and her cover on any mag is gonna sell no matter what!
most likely not first
PEREZ IS A COCKSUCKING PARASITE
LET HER FUCKEN BE. IT IS NONE OF OUR GODDAMNN FUCKEN BUSINESS!!
1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
first! i love britney!!!!
Why do they use a 10 year old picture of her ? When she looked "normal". They should have used a current picture of how she REALLY looks…. fucked up !
holy shiz screw britney we need more things about the jonas brothers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i loovveee them so much its disgusting!!!!!! if i met them i swear i would cry.
PEREZ!!!! Maybe you should not let worthless racist comments on your site!!!!!!!
u know what i love from this cover? that the jonas brothers are in it =D
stupid bitch
Dude come on….all of you guys need to stop running these stories for awhile…I am sure it makes everyone a lot of money, but it is not worth her life. It is really the only right thing to do right now. It is really not funny to continue with this stuff to she gets real help. Start an example before it is too late, and I think everyone would agree you are by far the worst…just sayin
i love britney!!!!
ENUFF OF THIS BRITNEY SHIT…MY EYES ARE TIRED READING SHIT ABOUT BRITNEY…BRITNEY GIVE ME SOME MONEY TO PAY MA BILLS….THANK YOU!
But which EYE do you look at?
The right???? or the left???? Which one is watching back??????????
Re: mexicanpizza4 – SO SAD YOU NEED TO CHEER UP SOME .
first
DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT TAKES, HER PARENTS, DR. PHIL. SHE NEEDS HELP, AND FAST. SHE IS SO FUCKED UP, LEAVING YOUR CAR IN THE 4 LANE ROAD LIKE IT WAS A PIECE OF CHEWED UP GUM. WIERD.
yaa!
That photo's from like 2000.
Re: mexicanpizza4 – WHAT DOES MEXICANS HAVE TO DO WITH BRITNEY SPEARS???? YOU SOUND LIKE YOU ARE 12 YEARS OLD!
They would pick an old ass picture. I don't like the cover. I want the picture of the crazy psycho looney going to the hos-pity-ful
are the 1st assholes of the night!!!!! we know you are worthless pieces of shit
i miss the old Britney Spears.
what?
is People paying you or something, perez?
and who gives a fuck about the Jonas Brothers?
Re: JONAS BROTHERS!! AHHHHH – ZHUT THE FUCK UP! God only a 12-year old would talk about the sucky-ass JoBroHomos.
I thought penis hilton broke stories and told things no one else knew?
All he does is post stories that are told elsewhere.
His one 'exclusive' the other day turned out to be a lie and he posted a retraction.
This homo is a fraud you his readers are all mentally ill and need dr. phils intervention.
fucken dumb americans.
no wonder mexicans had say a easy time taking over callyfornia
ok..how many more covers do u have perez?
Re: draco malfoy –
draco malfoy?
ah, that made my day
Re: mexicanpizza4 – im mexican and i know how to speak english:D stop saying that cus that is not true maybe they cross the border but that doesnt make them insects and we dont stink and when u americans come to mexico we dont discriminate u and if u dont know one of the richest people in the world is a mexican ok so stop discriminating u idiot
pinshe puto vete a la verga puto:DD
i love the jonas brothers!
PROTECT OUR FREEDOM OF SPEECH PEREZ!
KILL THIS DUMB BITCH ALREADY. I CANNOT FUCKING STAND HER. I DONT CARE IF SHE FUCKS A PUERTO RICAN HAIRLIPPED MIDGET AND GETS CRABS. BITCH IS NASTY-RICH-DUMB-AND A WHORE. NOW STICK THAT IN YOUR BACK POCKET BITCH. KISS MUH MOTHERFUCKING RED ASSHOLE BRITNEY SPEARS.
Re: JONAS BROTHERS!! AHHHHH –
well, that's just pretty pathetic then
AT LEAST THEY GAVE HER A DECENT COVER PIC !!!
just go awayyyy britney!
THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE UNTALENTED GAY ASS BITCHES! If you cannot see that Disney's trying to make them relevant by paying for them to be on magazines then you are retetarded. THEY SUCK! THEY HAVE ZERO TALENT!!
Re: mexicanpizza4 – Re: mexicanpizza4 –
AMEN BROTHER. SEND THOSE WETBACK MOTHERFUCKERS BACK ACROSS THE BORDER. WHIIIITE POWER. I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA AND HAVE NIGGE R MEETINGS EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT. MEXICANS AR ENOTHING BUT TRASH. OFF WITH THEIR HEADS. THEYRE DIRTY BROWN FOR ONE REASON, CUZ THEYRE FUCKING DIRTY! WHIIIIITE POWER. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm glad they used an old 'put together' brit pic. It's a smart move. Hopefully it will reach out to brit that not everyone is trying to make her look bad and that all anyone wants is to see her be happy and healthy…. SAVE BRITNEY hope is not lost and i still believe she will find herself… it may take a while but she'll do it!!
you think the rest of hollywood would reach out to her.. instead they are all offering up their sympathies and letting them know that its okay if SHE calls THEM. Im not a britney fan by any means but sick people need help and i think that this has personally gone way to far even for my liking. The last thing on britneys mind is "oh, where is my lil black book with everyones number in it.. i must call people!"
whatever..
ps there is no way shape or form that she could be compared to marilyn monroe.
Yes, making fun of someone's mental illness is quite the selling point. What the fuck is your problem dude? Do you dance in front of paralyzed people and ask them why they don't join in too? You sick fucker.
Re: mexicanpizza4 – chingate cabron!
she's gonna think this is the shit that she's on the cover of People, but guess what Britney?!/! they are no better than the Enquirer or Star magazine anymore. you are a huge joke now girlfriend and you're taking any kind of publicity you can scrounge up and it's ALL BAD. YOU MUST BE SO VERY PROUD OF YOURSELF. CONGRATULATIONS YA BIG FUCK UP!!!
Fucking obvious Photoshopped picture of Britney from 1997!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUNT. People Magazine do nothing but blow liquid sunshine up our asses w/ their *totally* *biased* FOR the celebrity in exchange for $$$$$$$$. Entertainment Tonight is the same way. Fuck them all. (I suck Joe's cock and felch the semen out of his ass.)
O-M-G….THE JONAS BROTHASS
D
Re: OPRAH WINFREY – STOP IT
PINCH CAGON
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#4 - mexicanpizza4 says – reply to this
mexicans are stinky! and poor. and the border needs to be closed! these worthless insects keep coming in and using america! they dont' even speak english! it's a crisis! these mexicans have infected the u.s.! so many think so! get on the bandwagon and join in the getting rid of mexican march! we can have machine's pick our lettuce! we don't need anymore of these nasty insects in our country! Illigal aliens! they are! get them out! they smell and have syhillis too! they are good for nothing rotten puta's!
No matter where you were born your ancestors came here from another country.
what?? did people pay you to say that? how is this cover any different from any others?
People is filled with a bunch of old gossip you've already seen on blogs. I'd rather read the National Enquirer.
HOW MUCH YOU BEING PAID TO PROMOTE THAT PEREZ???
DAMN YOU REALLY DON'T GOT NO TYPE OF LIFE DO YOU?
DAMN YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF PATHETIC. LOL
excuse me not all "mexicans" are stinky and poor I happen to be "white" and fom the midwest and I am proud to say that my step mother and my half sisters are mexican. my entire family on that side are not only hispanic but also english speaking productive members of society. quit being so close minded and realize that everyone has the right to live in free country. its people like you that are the demise of society and also highlights just how uneducated people still are. I suppose you think all black people belong in africa too? Get a life and an education.
OMG - I am so sick (yet oddly intrigued by this drama) - ok so i heard not only is there a restraining order for her to keep away from KFed but also the boys i think this expires 5 days after her thing, but it's still crazy.. also they say the boys are her world … hmmm she doesn't seem to do much to keep them.
However, I digress. she apparently goes out all the time cause she is lonely in her house and it's absolutely unbearable there without the boys.. uh uh…
I don't understand why big impersonal hotels are better but whatever I guess I am really not one to judge..
I also heard that her family is working wiht her to get voluntary treatment but if not they are willing to take action in order to get some help for her on an impatient basis .. getting a court order is last on their list but they are thinking about it, if they feel they are left with no other alternative.. i am sure they will sell their story so that the whole world can benefit from it.. uh uh and they can pocket that cash..
This whole family needs impatient treatment brit had her kids far to young.. and Jamie lynn now.. seriously their whole fam.. needs some serious work.
Re: lc –
HIJO DE PUTA
WHITE POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I guess People didn't have enough room on the cover for another bulleted subheadline which should read, "And why people are starting NOT TO GIVE A RAT'S ASS about this swamp-slut-gone-badly-haywire."
I guess the "real" Britney's face can't appear on the cover that houses the "real" story inside. The Magazine wouldn't sell if the real zit faced, rats-nest hairdo'd excuse of a woman graced the cover. I'm sick of air-brushing photo's on these magazine covers….I will not buy this Magazine. If you must see/read it - I encourage you to grab a copy at the grocery checkout line, read it and then put it back before exiting the store. Don't spend a penny on anything that has to do with this train-wreck!
Re: mexicanpizza4 –
To your racist coment:
There are so many things to worry about… like for example… britney spears mental sickness, other than crossing mexicans… I think this is a blog of celebritys… is this?…
come on!, the only thing cool from united states, are the sales at gap… everything else there is sooooo damn boring… for real.
saludos desde can cun, perez fans!!!
ps: I wouldn´t be so glad of having Carlos Slim like richest people alive… come on!
Re: mexicanpizza4 – um wtf? why r u dissing mexicans u racist? im not mexican but my aunt is and shes 100% mexican and we might have a problem with illegal immigrants but um..shes not she came up before any of that happened and she married my uncle and they are happy and she isnt gross and filthy like u shes very pretty and i think u need to keep ur fucking comments to ur fucking self
Re: BeBe – I agree–why not show this exemplar of everything harmful in mass culture while she's smoking a cigarette, glazed eyes squinting at the various traffic offenses she's committing as she drives on and on and ON through the night, fortunate not yet to have run over any small children? If ever there's been an object-lesson for the chronic stupidity in our society, Britney Spears IS IT.
WHY? HAS THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA NOT STEPPED IN AND COMIT HER? SHE HELD HER KID HOSTAGE WHAT THE HELL IS IT GOING TO TAKE? WAKE THE HELL UP JUDICIAL SYSTEM QUIT GIVING PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT TO HER!! ENOUGH IF I DID THAT MY ARSE WLD BE IN JAIL!!
ok, i've stopped caring about britney….
but i'm excited about the JONAS BROTHERS being right there on the cover!
yes!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I MAKES IT "SO MUCH BETTER THAT THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE ON IT"
are you trying to be all sarcastic? they didn't do shit, leeeave them alone.
ew.
UM HELLO IF IT WERE NOT FOR HARD WORKING MEXICAN YOU ASSHOLE WE WHITE PEOPLE WOULD NOT SURVIVE THEY WORK HARDER THEN ANY WHITE MAN IVE KNOWN AND MEXICANS ARE SO FAMILY ORIENTED AND HELL I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I MARRIED ONE FOR 23 YEARS AND I HAVE TWO GREAT KIDS MEXICAN ONES A DOCTOR THE OTHER A PUBLICIST SO SHUT THE PIEHOLE YOU RACIST PRICKS COLOR HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CLASS YOUR PARENTS DID A REAL GOOD JOB RAISING YOUR SCUMBUCKET HUMAN WASTE!! VIVA MEXICO VIVA USA
woot! i love JB!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg my boys are on the cover!
:D
Screw Britney- the jonas brothers are the most interesting part =)
Thank you crawl under. I hope these people one day realize how idiotic they sound.
Re: pandora box –
NAh…it was when she was hot…
omggggggg i love her!!
Re: mexicanpizza4 – Re: mexicanpizza4 –
first of all u white trash bitch or watever the fuck u are we mexicans aint stinky u guys are also we are not fucken poor at least we mexicans dont act all stuck up & shit and act like they are to good for other ppl ok and wen we do have money wen our parents have a good jobs we dont act like rich bitches ok so u need to shut the fuck up & stop saying shit about mexicans ok !!we are not worthless ok if it wasnt for us u guys woulndt have fucken food & who cares if we cant speak english !! at least we can talk shit bout u and u wont understand k no we should get rid of the rascis ppl wre not nasty we are just as clean as everybody else !! so maybe they dont take a shower for like 1 day at least we dot hide our inner beauty with makeup & shit & we ainht fucken insect we are ppl get that straight and we are not bitches estupida benchie bentheo !!!
woohoo!
I love JB=)
perez, i love that you like
the jonas brothers.
haha.
BRITNEY GO AWAY !
Re: OPRAH WINFREY – Re: mexicanpizza4 – Re: mexicanpizza4 –
k fuck whit power om its all about viva la raza ok its all bout mexicans hello & im mexican born & raised in califronia so shut the fuck up k
You want to know what's wrong with Britney. I can tell you exactly what is wrong with her. She does not have mental proablems or is on drugs. She is as normal as anyone in her place would be. The problem is she is LONELY she has a big house and no one in it. Why would she want to be there if it causes her so much pain especially when they are taking the only thing she has her boys. I agree she got her self to this point but the reason why she goes out and is around paparrazi is because they treat her nice to get the shot. And she feels a little of the love that she needs. Her family and friends are oviously not there. But think about it she is just LONELY AND JUST WANTS TO BE TRULY LOVED AND CARED FOR JUST LIKE ANYONE IN LIFE WOULD. THEY SAY THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON I THINK JAMIE LYNN AND HER SHOULD REALLY SUPPORT EACH OTHER AND BE THERE FOR EACH OTHER AT THIS POINT. I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYONE CAN'T HELP HER ITS VERY SIMPLE. BRITNEY I CAN HELP AND I DON'T NEED OR WANT ANYTHING FROM YOU.
Re: mexicanpizza4 – you commenting on a britney spears article is NOT going to do anything. Youre pathetic, and enjoy wasting your life on perez hilton commenting about random shiz nobody cares about.
It seems obvious People is paying you to promote this issue, bc this is the most pointless post in the world and that cover is beyond bland.
Oooh, "the real story!" How DID they come up with that?
i think someone just accused the jonas brothers of being mexican. bahahahahha. they are italian and native american.
someone is smart. notttttt..
OMG! SO BUYING THIS!!!! JO BROS = LIFE!!!!
WOO HOO!!!!! haha.
Re: Psh.Lame. – hmm… funny thing…. what you told me would then directly apply to YOU too since you commented! duh! what a dumb farm dike you are. I bet you put dogfood on your bunghole so the cows lick it off… then u milk yer mom and fuck her in the ass till your Pa comes home and punches her in the cunt too! fuck ya. your a piece of shit. i hope you die this year in a carwreck. and i hope your mom is raped and beaten like the fuckin cunt that she is. i hope death is fun for you becuz you have been misery on earth. no one cares for you.
yeahhh jonas brothersss!!!!
Re: mexican gurl !! – death to you and your family. i hope you are deported soon with the rest of these illigals… die cunt… i hope u are raped and beaten at gunpoint. u smell of rat infested cabbage. die spic die….
haha i gotta agree with ya perez… jonas brothers do take it up a notch! MRROWL!!!!! heard about that big thing going on in ATL?? yeah imma be up in dat!!! lolz JONAS BROTHERS ROCK!! and britney spears matters some
JONAS BROTHERS ON PEOPLE = BEST THING EVERRR!
vote for hillary
ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS I HIGHJACKED THIS WHOLE THREAD! I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF! GOT ALL YOUR TAIL FEATHERS GOIN! HAHA. I WIN! AND THANKS FOR ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO AGREED WITH ME ON MY COMMENTS! YOU ROCK! I ROCK! WE RULE! WE DID IT! YAY! WE HAVE FANS! AND PEOPLE LOVE TO WRITE BACK TO US! HAHAHAHA. WE WIN~ WE RULE! WHITE POWER DOES IT AGAIN! HAHA!
Re: mexican gurl !! – DIE BITCH! FUCK YOU. I'D LIKE TO TAKE A CHAINSAW TO YOUR PUSSY! STRAIGHT UP BITCH! SHOW YOUR FUCKIN FACE YOU FUCKIN ALIEN CUNTWHORE! I HOPE YOUR MOM IS GANG RAPED BY 8 BLACK MEN AND YOUR DAD HAS TO WATCH WHILE YOUR MOM TAKES IT AND I BET SHE WILL LOVE IT. FUCK YOU. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF LETTUCE AND YOU STINK AND SHOULD KILL YOURSELF NOW FOR BEING THE COLOR OF SHIT! NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE AND GO SLIT YOUR THROAT CUNT!!!
awwww my boys are on the cover..
perez i love the fact that u like jb..is so cool!
oh britney britney..i hope her sis doesn't end up like her[[but she's already going down the same path]]