Posing Much???

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Like our staged photo op????

Heidi Montag "casually" lounges on the beach in Los Cabos on Monday.

What she wants us to think: Look at my tits! Look at my abs! Now look at my tits again!

Meanwhile, fiance boyfriend Spencer Pratt reads the latest issue of Fortune magazine.

What he wants us to think: I can read! I'm smart!

Coincidentally (or not) Spencer and Heidi are staying at the same resort, the One & Only, that Lauren Conrad was at a few days earlier!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

    Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 2:32 pm / Email this  »

    223 comments to “Posing Much???”

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    1. sadie says – reply to this


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      Re: morgan – yo ur on perez hilton why r u talking about other gossip sites?

    2. dangercow says – reply to this


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      Yeh he's reading a copy of Black enterprise with Lebron James on the cover..:)

    3. anon says – reply to this


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      They are so desperate to follow LC in every respect. If they hate her so much why are they still on The Hills? Know why? That is their ONLY source of income. That's why this plastic boobed skank is selling her ugly-ass body to any cheap magazine. Get a fucking life you stupid losers! You are two delusional sick fucks.

    4. the "beef curtains" themselves says – reply to this


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      well, at least her boobs look not so "cantelopish?" like they've gone into place, thats a compliment, right? see? we can be nice :D xoxoxo, bc

    5. the "beef curtains" themselves says – reply to this


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      well, at least her boobs look not so "cantelopish?" like they've gone into place, thats a compliment, right? see? we can be nice :D xoxoxo, bc

    6. ORGY says – reply to this


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      HEIDI IS BEAUTIFUL. SHE MIGHT BE LOOKING OVER TO THE LEFT TO SEE SOMETHING ON HER BODY. GIRL'S ALWAYS LOOK AROUND TO SEE IF THERE IS SOMETHING ON THEIR BODY THEY DON'T WANT SUCH AS SAND. JUST BECAUSE SHE LOOKS GOOD DOING WHATEVER SHE WAS DOING..POSING OR NOT..SHE LOOKS GREAT. P-COWARDLY WISHES HE LOOK HALF AS OOD AS HEIDI AND SPENCER. SPENCER IS INTELLIGENT..EITHER WAY HE IS STILL ON THE SHOW AND WITH HEIDI AND YOU ARE NOT. SO GET OVER IT. AND I'M NOT ON ANY ONE'S SIDE, THEY ARE ALL FAKE. BUT I'M JUST NOTING THE FACT THAT HEIDI IS a "BELLA", AND THAT SHE IS MORE "BELLA" THAN LAUREN. I THINK EVERYONE WILL AGREE, AT LEAST, THAT LAUREN IS NOT THAT BEAUTIFUL..UNFORTUNATELY FOR HER NO MONEY OR "PLASTIC" CAN HELP. WHILE PERHAPS IN HEIDI'S SITUATION A LITTLE "PLASTIC" DOES WORK!!!!!

    7. Rory K. says – reply to this


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      dude, fuckin l conrad looks like a young carmen electra and is fuckin hot- i know pussy is disgusting to yoy perez but if she gave me the chance ya wouldn't see my face for an hour…this bitch is kinda hot but laura, id give you a standing ovation between your beef curtains any day. one thing ive learned from your site fruity perez is the only people who hate on hot chicks are queerz an' fat bitches, both of which this site features plenty of..

    8. tracy says – reply to this


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      i guess this is her idea of natural???
      her posing is weird too…..

    9. Analia says – reply to this


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      this is where I agree with ya,Perez. Heidi Montag is such a LOSER!! I mean,is there any part of her body that's real?!??????And that queer she has next to her…I mean,what do they even do? I'll tell ya one thing no one's buying her album when it comes out,it's gonna be like Paris Hilton.Like,how much did you pay the fucking label to pick you up????????
      leave some room for the people wiyh actual talent,will ya??????

    10. luckyxtini says – reply to this


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      I saw more photos these two on this day and it is TOTALLY STAGED. She's running through the water like bay watch and posing really gross with spencer, on the rocks, and sand. It's actually really kinda funny cause they are trying to make it looked candid but you can tell its not. I literally started laughing. These two are such a joke. They definitely are trying to be HOLLYWOD. For goodness sake, spencer had it spray painted on the wall.

    11. kellen says – reply to this


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      Spencer is just what his last name implies, a fucking PRAT.

    12. meghan says – reply to this


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      hahahah. fags.

    13. lagirl says – reply to this


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      i stayed there a few summers ago its really nice but SO expensive, how the hell can they afford it?????? doesnt spencer not work and his parents are nobodies…like a dentist i think……wtf?

    14. Snickersc says – reply to this


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      Douchebags from hell - i wish they went swimming a few minutes later and got stung to death by jellyfish or better yet, eaten by a great white!! ASSHOLES!!

    15. Hah says – reply to this


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      She's so fake.
      Attention whore, much?

    16. Jill says – reply to this


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      Man he looks creepy his face is just so ugly. She is nothing to look at either too skinny, no Alba. They are totally boring, I am just killing time b4 class. MORE BRit, Perez get off your ass and find her atleast she is entertaing and thats why peops go to your fucking site, slacker.

    17. c. says – reply to this


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      WHORE!

    18. Wendis says – reply to this


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      I'm surprised his magazine isn't upside down.

    19. MELISSA says – reply to this


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      IT SEEMS TO ME THAT MS MONTAG PLUMPED HER LIPS WITH RESTYLANE. DONT YOU FIND IT OBVIOUS?

    20. Divaritte says – reply to this


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      I feel really sorry for this girl…her fifteen minutes of fame will be short -lived. She can have all of the "improvements" that she wants, she lacks the likeability factor,as does he.

    21. youknow. says – reply to this


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      that's not the palmilla. it's las ventanas. get it right, perez. not like you would ever be seen there. probably a bit out of your price range.

    22. mary says – reply to this


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      spencer looks really confused…well he wouldnt understand a thing that was written in fortune magazine so that explains it!

    23. mary says – reply to this


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      and ps everyone doesnt believe for a minute that heidi is prettier than lauren. lauren is naturally beautiful and heidi is still ugly even after all the surgery and injections. bless her slutty heart!

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