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Separated At Birth

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Left: Brett Michaels. Right: Goldie Hawn.



216 comments to “Separated At Birth”

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  1. k2 says – reply to this


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    OK - THAT IS SO SCARY!

  2. Allison says – reply to this


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    It's all in the lips! haha

  3. ed says – reply to this


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    Gawd, what kind of chicks go after this guy, lesbians?

  4. steez says – reply to this


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    fursssst

  5. KML says – reply to this


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    GOOD ONE!! ahahaha… that's funny!

  6. Justin says – reply to this


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    Gosh… Look at his nuts!!!!!!!!! LICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Billvie Bicks says – reply to this


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    Looks like Brett is packin' something in those pants!

  8. peter pan says – reply to this


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    whats up with his stuffed package??? one too many tube socks!!

  9. Smashley says – reply to this


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    So totally FIRST.

    And this is so totally accurate.

  10. hal says – reply to this


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    first

  11. Bailiff. says – reply to this


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    Looks more like Fergie.

  12. Bailiff. says – reply to this


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    Looks more like Fergie.

  13. Nat says – reply to this


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    5th!

  14. Kathleen says – reply to this


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    Woohoo!!! LMFAO!! That is hysterical!! I feel sorry for Brett!! Tee hee!!

  15. Daniella says – reply to this


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    LMAO!!! WOW. THATS SO SCARY.

  16. Olive says – reply to this


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    I don't always agree with your "Separated at Birth"'s, Perez, but you nailed this one!!!!

  17. MATILDA says – reply to this


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    STEVEN, DAVID AND JOHN, PLEASE PUT YOUR FINGERS DOWN TO STOP MY BLEEDING, PADS NOT HELPING

  18. die britney says – reply to this


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    britney needs to die

  19. LOVE PEREZ says – reply to this


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    100TH

  20. Alli says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHA

  21. DG says – reply to this


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    Oh my God, that's Brett Michaels? I thought it was Fergie. Oops.

  22. Jules says – reply to this


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    EWWWW !!!

  23. VJ says – reply to this


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    uncanny likeness!!!!!

  24. Delta Greenstreet says – reply to this


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    He is wearing a wig..definitely!!!!

  25. Alli says – reply to this


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    PS he is the prettier of the two

  26. Robert says – reply to this


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    Why did he stuff his pants? And why is he wearing so much make up? If he was unable to find love the 1st time…what's 2 say he'll find love this time…which obviously means the 2nd Season is being made just to milk more $.

  27. jofadsg says – reply to this


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    first

  28. socks go on your feet says – reply to this


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    fake bulge in the pants.

  29. hah says – reply to this


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    EW

  30. master patrick says – reply to this


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    hmmmmmmmmmmmm*

  31. master patrick says – reply to this


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    hmmmmmmmmmmmm*

  32. Lisa says – reply to this


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    Nice fake buldge in Brett's pants…matches his fake hair plugs!

  33. master patrick says – reply to this


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    hmmmmmmmmmmmm*

  34. SHIT says – reply to this


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    WOW!!! That's scary!

  35. elaine says – reply to this


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    goldie is looking goos for her ages

  36. aeiou says – reply to this


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    wow. first time I've ever seen bret michaels without a bandana or hat. I always assumed he was bald.

  37. nils says – reply to this


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    DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY

  38. cq says – reply to this


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    Nice codpiece, Bret

  39. joanna says – reply to this


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    Cut his head off and the lower part (bulge in the jeans looks pretty good).

  40. Lisa says – reply to this


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    Nice fake bulge in Brett's pants…matches his fake hair plugs…goodbye bandana.

  41. Kelli says – reply to this


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    Does anyone else think he is a dead ringer for Fergie? Just sayin'…

  42. aeiou says – reply to this


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    I don't think that's a fake bulge. He and Pam Anderson have a sex tape and his dick is pretty fuckin' big.

  43. JBoogie says – reply to this


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    Jesus christ….that's petrifying!

  44. Lisa says – reply to this


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    Too funny! They're like twins! Good one Perez…

  45. LASucks says – reply to this


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    He wears more makeup than she does…..what a frickin loser!

  46. monica says – reply to this


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    OMG that is so true……how scary!!!

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