Separated At Birth

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   OK - THAT IS SO SCARY!

2. Allison says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   It's all in the lips! haha

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   Gawd, what kind of chicks go after this guy, lesbians?

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   fursssst

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   GOOD ONE!! ahahaha… that's funny!

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   Gosh… Look at his nuts!!!!!!!!! LICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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   Looks like Brett is packin' something in those pants!

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   whats up with his stuffed package??? one too many tube socks!!

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   So totally FIRST.

   And this is so totally accurate.

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    first

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    Looks more like Fergie.

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    Looks more like Fergie.

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    5th!

14. Kathleen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Woohoo!!! LMFAO!! That is hysterical!! I feel sorry for Brett!! Tee hee!!

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    LMAO!!! WOW. THATS SO SCARY.

16. Olive says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I don't always agree with your "Separated at Birth"'s, Perez, but you nailed this one!!!!

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    STEVEN, DAVID AND JOHN, PLEASE PUT YOUR FINGERS DOWN TO STOP MY BLEEDING, PADS NOT HELPING

18. die britney says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    britney needs to die

19. LOVE PEREZ says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    100TH

20. Alli says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HAHAHAHAHA

21. DG says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Oh my God, that's Brett Michaels? I thought it was Fergie. Oops.

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    EWWWW !!!

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    uncanny likeness!!!!!

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    He is wearing a wig..definitely!!!!

25. Alli says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    PS he is the prettier of the two

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    Why did he stuff his pants? And why is he wearing so much make up? If he was unable to find love the 1st time…what's 2 say he'll find love this time…which obviously means the 2nd Season is being made just to milk more $.

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    first

28. socks go on your feet says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    fake bulge in the pants.

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    EW

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    hmmmmmmmmmmmm*

31. master patrick says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hmmmmmmmmmmmm*

32. Lisa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Nice fake buldge in Brett's pants…matches his fake hair plugs!

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    hmmmmmmmmmmmm*

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    WOW!!! That's scary!

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    goldie is looking goos for her ages

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    wow. first time I've ever seen bret michaels without a bandana or hat. I always assumed he was bald.

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    DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY

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    Nice codpiece, Bret

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    Cut his head off and the lower part (bulge in the jeans looks pretty good).

40. Lisa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Nice fake bulge in Brett's pants…matches his fake hair plugs…goodbye bandana.

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    Does anyone else think he is a dead ringer for Fergie? Just sayin'…

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    I don't think that's a fake bulge. He and Pam Anderson have a sex tape and his dick is pretty fuckin' big.

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    Jesus christ….that's petrifying!

44. Lisa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Too funny! They're like twins! Good one Perez…

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    He wears more makeup than she does…..what a frickin loser!

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    OMG that is so true……how scary!!!

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    se parecen si…..

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    definitely looks like FERGIE!

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    Holy shit! That's the first time I've seen his scalp. I too assumed he was bald…..hair transplants with what he earned from Rock of Love 1…? Whadda you think….
    BTW, ha-larious comparison. YOu always hit the nail on it's head PEREZ>

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    Is that package photo shopped or does he have a hard on? My gosh!!!!

51. mel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I can't believe he's not wearing that motherfucking bandana! I totally thought he was a baldie. Hair transplant?

52. Erin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    OMG Now THAT is funny! Poor Goldie to be compared to that ugly creep!

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    The pairs are brave. I think that's the reason why they would also like to try the hot kiss at bimingle.com, which is hot dating and chating for bisexual. Truely gay

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    AAHH i have never even thought of that before!!! Good call Perez … I honestly don't know who it is worse for Brett or Goldie!! BTW does anyone notice Brett's buldging package??? Thank God the 80s are over and done withh *PeReZ LoVeR*

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    I've never seen him without some kinda hat or rag on before either!!!
    Maybe they really are brother & sister, thats uncanny! & Fergie is their long lost little sister

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    A little ENHANCEMENT in the groin area?LMAO!!

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    I seriously thought the first pic was her in that movie the Bangor Sisters

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    This is hilarious!! They have the SAME exact eyes and could be mom and son…so funny!!!

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    I never understood why he didn't just cut his hair and embrace the baldness like Jani Lane. And I'd hit AGAIN, because people, that wad is REAL!!!

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    yeah hes totally packing heat, but its creepy because hes so fem. eck.

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    I think he's sexy!

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    he looks more like Courtney Love than Goldie Hawn, before i looked at the caption i thought it was Courtney Love. Crazy.

64. dirrty pirate hooker says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    NICE SOCKS BRETT..:P…..SLURP!

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    So, Which one is which??

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    That's insane!

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    They must have the same Plastic Surgeon!!!

    lol!

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    He's totally wearing a wig in that pic! He is going bald…that's why he always wears those bandanas and cowboy hats. Whenever they showed him close up on Rock of Love something weird was going on up there….hair plugs?? It's just not natural. Give it up, already…your not 20 anymore and you don't have lucious rock star locks…just cut it! And the bulge? Totally a tube sock…not that some guys wouldn't have that bulge…it's just more believable on Robert Plant.

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    wooahhh I thought it was Goldie in both pictures

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    well, actually i kinda liked him on his show, but why in the world did he have work done. men with plastic surgery just always look wrong! bruce jenner and mickey rourke both look like burn patients

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    Well….that was random.

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    WoW….you got 100% on that one. I actually had to read the names to tell them apart.

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    who IS Brett Michaels? I really don't know!

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    NO LINDSAY LOHAN LOOKS LIKE BRET AND VICE VERSA…THEY EVEN DRESS THE SAME!

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    That girl on the left sure is purty

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    he's makes a pretty girl, doesn't he?

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    i thought brett was bald! haha this is fucked up!

78. bree says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    oh shit! that's a great one perez! they look like twins!

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    This is the best one yet!!!

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    it's LINDSAY that looks like Bret and vice versa. They even dress the same!

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    Is that a sock in his pants or what?

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    Trust me people; I've been there and done that and Brett's package is 100% real. Now the hair is another story……

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    Brett is SEXY!!!!!!!

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    Oh come on Perez; Brett is way more feminine that Goldie any old day!! Ha! Ha!

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    i hate it when guys wear extra tight pants just to accentuate the peen. he might as well wear a shirt that says "i want you to stare at my junk please, go on, look at it right now! look! look! there's my peepee!"

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    I think Fergie looks alot more like Brett Micheals than Goldie Hawn

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    Re: peepee please – Ha! Ha! Imagine saying those words with the voice of Stewie from Family Guy!!! Hysterical!!

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    Ha Ha, Brett is such a poser. The old man with the fake hair, lips, penis and makeup. What a joke he turned out to be. This pic is airbrushed to the max. This is a balding old has been and the chick from the last show….didn't even want him. lol He should quit while he has a shred of dignity left.

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    Bret Michaels is disgusting. How many socks did he stuff in his pants there?

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    nice bulge brett.

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    screw that Bret is sexy!
    He is not handsome, or anything, but if you've watched the show……..
    oh boy sexy-ness. Just sexy-ness

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    I'd do him!

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    I'd do him!

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    I actually thought Brett was a young Goldie BEFORE I read the caption!

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    thank you! i always wondered who he reminded me of. LMAO

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    He was bald, maybe got plugs.

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     Re: Hair Band Groupie –

     He doesnt have a big penis I saw the tape??