Teddy Thanks You!

1/09/2008 12:19 PM ET | Filed under: Personally Perez

The love of our life, our mini Goldendoodle, Teddy, has just been named one of the Most Eligible Pets in America by Animal Fair magazine.

Miley Cyrus' dogs, Roadie (a Yorkie) and Loco (a Shih Tzu), topped the list.

That shit was rigged!!!

[Photos by Micky Flores.]

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HEY PEREZ... says – reply to this

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Can I have him P?
Goldendoubter says – reply to this

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What the fuck is a "mini" goldendoodle? He's adorable . . . but . . . I somehow doubt he has much golden retriever in him . . .
dee says – reply to this

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Your dog is a little angel. Enjoy.
dae says – reply to this

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yay! congrats! teddy's so cute!
Eriniz says – reply to this

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Teddy is so adorable he honestly doesn't even look real! Seriously though…..so cute he looks like a stuffed animal…..fluffed and puppy eyed to perfection!
Whoa says – reply to this

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Whoa… which one's the dog?

Seriously, Perez. Stop wasting your money on crap-ass hairstyles and use it to fix up that dump you live in. Also, get a sense of fashion… who puts a t-shirt under a sweater vest? Wait, who even wears sweater vests in the first place?

You actually aren't ugly, but you sure try hard to look ugly. First, fire your stylist and return your hair to a normal color. Then shave… a little facial hair is fine, but you look like you just came off a 4 day hang over. Next, find some clothes that don't cling to every last inch of skin. If you'd wear things that weren't so tight you'd end up looking a lot thinner than you actually are… Basically, just stop trying to be a stereotypical gay(eccentric) and start being a lot more fashionable.
billyboy says – reply to this

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Yummy yummy side boob.
Melissa says – reply to this

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Geezus christ. That is one of the cutest frickin dogs I've ever seen.
silvia says – reply to this

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STUPENDO , COME TE PEREZ!!!
CIAO BUON ANNO NUOVO!!
Chelsea says – reply to this

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Teddy should have won!!! he's the cutest dog in thw world!!!! just like his owner. hahaha work it diva! good luck with everything Perez.
XOXOXO
Chelsea
Gwen says – reply to this

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Guess Micky had to use the wide angle lense, huh? Lose some fucking weight, you fatass! You can dish it out, now why not take your own advice?
shay says – reply to this

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love your hair! and your dog.
awh says – reply to this

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he's cute

perez on the other hand

not so much
but I still love you babe
Monalicious says – reply to this

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Congrats to P. and T. !!!!!!!!!!!Cutest puppy ever!!!! Teddy reminds me of my full-blood Apricot poodle, Fifi. She has been the best friend I could ever have, going on 10 years. I hope you and Teddy have a long, happy life together!!!!Dogs Rule!!!!!
KATY says – reply to this

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TEDDY IS SO ADORABLE!
lingling says – reply to this

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yeah…that is definatly not a real dog.
Jessica says – reply to this

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Teddy is so cute.
Adorable! says – reply to this

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Teddy is ADORABLE!
Erock says – reply to this

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perez……your BOOBS look HOT!!
devon says – reply to this

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perez….your BOOBS look HOT!!!!!!! i want to lick that puppy!
Unfriendly says – reply to this

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Hey look - a big fat rat with a little fucked up rat.
MB says – reply to this

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Wow Perez, you look like you lost some weight. You look great. Keep it up girl!
...... says – reply to this

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I'm guessing a female golden was bred with a male toy or miniature poodle (half golden baby would probably bee too big to do it the other way around.

Thing with that is, that well-bred purebreds have reliable temperaments and they know what problems to look out for health-wise and try not to breed those.

Now, if someone was to go about starting a new breed they would have to carefully look at the parents and test for genetic problems.

Were Teddy's parents tested for problems with eyes, hips, knees, etc? Both breeds have those problems, among others.

Careless breeding could lead to future heartbreak when a dog develops problems
steph says – reply to this

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He only LOOKS fake in the first picture because he is sitting on a glass table…
emina says – reply to this

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omg that is the cutest dog ever i think it is groomed perfectly
lalala says – reply to this

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OMG your dog IS THE CUTEST dog ever. They have to make a Fur Real pet out of him. Teddy already looks like a toy, he's so perfect! Thank God for your blessing!
revolta says – reply to this

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teddy is the cutest pooch! he almost looks like a doll… i want a goldendoodle!!!!!!!!!!!!!
candy says – reply to this

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your dog is friggen awsome he adorable
Miss M says – reply to this

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Perez, that is one of the CUTEST dog I have ever seen!!! What a sweet face!
Mel says – reply to this

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Man-zeer. Wear it, live it, don't leave home without it.
Louise says – reply to this

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Well well well…Talk about unfit mr. Hilton..You look like you could use some workout.Although I must say, your doggy is one of the cutest ever;)
Luis says – reply to this

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Muchacha, it's time for you to get an endorsement deal with Jenny Craig. Those man boobs in your picture are stretching that poor sweater to the maximum.
Shanizzle says – reply to this

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I have a goldendoodle, shes crazy and super sweet. Congrats!
kristine says – reply to this

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you are both too cute for words!
Fuck Off says – reply to this

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PEREZ: What gives your fat, ugly, purple headed homo ass a reason to comment on anyone else, especially when EVERYONE looks better than you. Your new hair makes me think you are a fat, gay, barney look-a-like, oh wait I already that that!!!!
dick says – reply to this

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PEREZ: What gives your fat, ugly, purple headed homo ass a reason to comment on anyone else, especially when EVERYONE looks better than you. Your new hair makes me think you are a fat, gay, barney look-a-like, oh wait I already that that!!!!
Dianne says – reply to this

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OMG!!!!!!!!!! That is the cutest friggin dog EVER!!!!!!!
albie says – reply to this

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why are you so ugly and fat?
Candice says – reply to this

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I love dogs very much! I have 2 My self an american bull dog and a miniature doberman pinscher part chuwaha. And I think You'r teddy is just the cutest!
Meghan says – reply to this

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OMG PEREZ! Too cute for words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eva says – reply to this

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I love the doggie, but you should have adopted. Don't buy while pound dogs die!
sheena says – reply to this

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teddy is adorable! but you look like a FAT FUCK Perez…..lay off the large ice blendeds!!!
Anthony says – reply to this

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I want to know where you got your dog from he is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!!!! I want one now and I am like totally in love with him now.
Aussie_Mum says – reply to this

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He is the cutest dog I've ever seen. How big will he grow???
ZSAZSA GAWHORE says – reply to this

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I'VE NEVER LEFT A COMMENT B4, BUT I FELT LITERALLY COMPELLED TO SAY THE FOLLOWING: THAT IS THE CUTEST MOST PERFECTLY ADORABLE DOG I HAVE EVER SEEN! I'M GETTING ONE.
Mika says – reply to this

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Viva TOKIO HOTELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Shel says – reply to this

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hey perez i saw that breed before i was serching for a dog and i wasreading all the info but at that time it was so hard to get it so can you tell me where i can get it and more less how much is the cost to give me an idea thank u
Rene says – reply to this

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OMG P! He is SO CUTE!! You're right, must have been rigged.
Jenna says – reply to this

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How PEREZCIOUS! I want one!!!
Me says – reply to this

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perez has boobs…. thats not funny
woogie says – reply to this

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perez - i have to admit your dog is pretty fkn cute. you're still a gaping asshole.
allie_lovemesomeperez says – reply to this

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that is the cutest dog I have ever seen in my life! I though he was a stuffed animal at first! hes presc!!!
liz ram says – reply to this

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awwwwwww! i forgot how precious teddy is……i want a golden doodle!!!!!!
Sophie says – reply to this

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Your dog is so cute!
I love him
vampisol says – reply to this

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ese perrito esta tan bello que parece de mentiras. Esta bello Perezito, me lo regalas?
ash says – reply to this

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he looks like a stuffed animal
fairiestar says – reply to this

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the lavender hair totally suits you! it's my fave color on you so far. xoxo
fairiestar says – reply to this

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the lavender hair totally suits you! it's my fave color on you so far. xoxo
g says – reply to this

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nice moobs
Josephine says – reply to this

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I have that puppy. his name is Akon though,
Nicolena says – reply to this

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You have your teeth whitened, don't you??
Lindsey says – reply to this

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PURPLE IS THE BEST COLOR SO FAR FOR YOU> I LOVE IT PEREZ
Lola says – reply to this

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Teddy is too cute and I really love your hair that color!
Angela says – reply to this

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OMG! I heart your puppy! It's so cute! It barely looks real!
Tishypie says – reply to this

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Teddy is such a sweetie! He and Sammy need to meet for a play date.
Cletus says – reply to this

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Hey Perez nice man boobs!
perezhater says – reply to this

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YOU HAVE MAN BOOBS YOU FAT FUCK… YOU ARE A DISCRACE TO HOLLYWOOD. AND YOU THINK YOU'RE AN IMPORTANT PART OF THE MEDIA. YOUR WEBSITE IS GARBAGE AND IS WORSE THAN THE STUFF YOU MAKE FUN OF…
brooke4wsp says – reply to this

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Re: dio – What's your damn problem DIO? Jealosy never got anyone anywhere in life so get the fuck over it that he's famous & successful & you're not. Hahahaha….looks like you're the loser, you fat prick!
Heather says – reply to this

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He is the cutest fucking thing i have ever seen!!!!!!!!
ashley says – reply to this

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Omg. i freakin love him! He's so tiny!
lindsay says – reply to this

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he is such a cute puppy!!!! I have a Maltese/Yorkie named teddy! Mine Teddy is gives your a run for your money!
lindsay says – reply to this

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he is such a cute puppy!!!! I have a Maltese/Yorkie named teddy! My Teddy gives yours a run for your money!
Jaz says – reply to this

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that shit looks fake.
emmilie says – reply to this

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miley is a tool and so are her dogs you kick buttOOOKS perez!!!!
devon says – reply to this

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Re: Me – aww…baby!! i seriously think i could get a lot of milk out those hot titties
Little Miss Sunshine says – reply to this

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OMG! I never have posted a comment on here but I just HAD to, because I am a crazy dog lady! Teddy is sooooo effin' cute! I love him!
wow says – reply to this

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BITCH TITS! Seriously - are you a B or C cup now?
Robyn says – reply to this

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You need to have Teddy on your site more…he is the CUTEST!! In fact, you need a handbag and make him a permanent fashion accessory…. I LOVE him!!
Candice says – reply to this

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That's a stuffed dog.
MisMia says – reply to this

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Ahhhh!!!! Cutest little baby ever! I'm so jealous P!
HeatherMV says – reply to this

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Awwwww! Too cute! I have a Goldendoodle, he's 8 months and over 60 lbs, and a labradoodle!!! They are the best doggies in the world!!! No shedding is always a plus!
uhh says – reply to this

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thats such a cute stuffed animal!! what store did you buy it at?
Beautiful says – reply to this

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Perez,
I've never posted before but I couldn't resist! Your dog is soooo cute! What breed of dog is it? I want to get a dog that looks just like it!!
Dana says – reply to this

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OMG I fucking hate you Perez but you have the second cutest dog in the flippin world!!! (Second to my dachshund, of course)
kiley says – reply to this

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HE takes the cake. HEs perfect oh my gosh! i didnt even know mini goldendoodles existed!!!
J-DOG says – reply to this

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Congrats Perez!
Teddy deserves it and so do you.
Your a great dad, and Teddy is the most beautiful pup around.
Picture Perfect.
Snuggles,
J-DOG
meee says – reply to this

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omg, your dog is the cutest thing EVER
LT FROM CANADA says – reply to this

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AAHHHHH PEREZ, YOUR BABY IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!
kimberly says – reply to this

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I think Teddy is the cutest dog I've ever seen!
sray says – reply to this

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Teddy is soooooo damn cute…he doesn't even look real! I am totally in love with that little dog!
You're retarded says – reply to this

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Re: Joe Average – Why are you even on this site if it's so horrible? Me thinks you have a thaaanng for Perez.
MoLicious says – reply to this

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Perez you are looking tre-fab! When did you decide to look hot? Be careful or you'll have to start taking pictures of your own cootch! Don't get too fabulous!
JessicaWabbit says – reply to this

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Perez, your baby Teddy is so adorable! I watched your YouTube video with the Macy Gray song, and I got misty-eyed. I immediately downloaded Macy's beautiful song. Thanks for the cute pic!
B.D. says – reply to this

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YOU LOOK GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE THE PUPPY !!!
emmy says – reply to this

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I can't believe you paid money for a MUTT from a PUPPY MILL!!!!!!!!!!! Thousands of dogs are euthanized across this country everyday and you are helping to finance irresponsible breeding practices. You should be ashamed !
LOVE HIM P says – reply to this

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that dog's the cutest thing i've EVER seen in my life. he makes me giggle he's so damn cute i swear.
a straight male says – reply to this

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holy FUCK are you annoying…if you didnt keep showing hotties no one but fags and fruit flies would look at yer site. yer move from florida to la is perfect-christ, fl. has enuff kweers as it is…
NIGGALUVNCUNTZFAC says – reply to this

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MYLIE CYRUS IIIII ZZZZZZZZZZZ A CUNTZ U UK WID A F DAT MEANZ NIGGA LUVK CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!
Tabarnac says – reply to this

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hes so cute he looks unreal!
NIGALUVNVUNT says – reply to this

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