Mister, Don't Touch The Banana!
Filed under: Personally Perez > Latinolicious
Dios mio!
The New York Post's Latino section, Tempo, spoke to a Latin psychic to get his predictions for '08 for some Latinolicious stars, including Perezito.
Here is what EL NIÑO PRODIGIO has to say about Perez:
"Perez Hilton: Perez better watch out - some celeb will try to beat him up, but the spirit guides say that he will win the "fight." His love life continues to suffer (no soulmate yet) but he will be in a love triangle - i.e. an affair with a very famous celebrity, making scandalous news himself. On the home front, Perez will buy his dream home this year. Plans for that "Oprah"-like talk show finally start. Get your lawyers (and mind) correct."
Que locura!
Posted: January 10, 2008 at 8:31 pm
1st, what's the point, but always wanted to do it
1st, what's the point, but always wanted to do it
tyson beckford! =)
first!!!
yawn
firstttttttttttttttttttttt maybe
not first =(
who would want to beat up perez?
Ooh la la! Who else would you like to be in the triangle?
Perez, find solace in Christ. He is the only one who can help you obtain contentment in your life. He loves you. He always has.
Wow…somehow i really hope this comes true for you Perez…… I actually think that if this happens it may not be too bad…..and as for the Love triange…shit have a orgy!!! did someone say threesome!!
muy bien
muy bien
hahah perez. ily.
COOL, Best wishes to you Perez, you have a fan in me
PUH-LEASE QUEEN.
his predictions mean nothing to me….what i'm wondering is what WALTER MERCADO would say?
but how funny would it be to see P nasty himself get a dose of his own medicine and have his fat arse kicked around…i'd pay big paparazzo bucks to see that!!
2nd!
FIRST, AND LOVE IT!
jajja go pereZ!!! perez cada vez eres más famoso en todo el mundo
ajja viva méxico, méxico
wow, first?
nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2008-the year of death.
o0oh perez! when you get in this triangle and the fight i hope we hear all the delish details!!!!!
ROFL OMG that is SO utterly sad. Its prob some dried up old celeb who perez doesn't even waste his time putting on his site and they are all up set haha PEREZ RULES go son go
So I guess your going to be fucking Chris Crocker or Bobby Trendy by this mans predictions . That'll be a fight for bottom. Good luck.
hahhaaaaaa! he wishes!!
you so awesome perezzy
I think Your mistery man will be CHRIS CHROCKER!
FIRST!!!! and hell yeah perez will win! it'd probably be ome celeb too drunk or doped up to even stand though.
Orale
(for my friends who still hurt themselves)
An alternative to cutting & self-harm:
I discovered this after I kept getting so many useless cheap ceramic items for Xmas and birthdays. There's no room for them in the house and you can't even sell them to a pawn shop. Just throw a ceramic figurine against a brick wall or a stone structure like a bridge when no one's around (to avoid hurting other people too). This helps to vent your feelings, kinda like cursing. Axl Rose from G'n'R actually perfected this pastime. It's better to break a ceramic item than to break yourself. Self-harm hurts. It also leaves a reminder that stays with you for the rest of your life. Scars are harder to get rid of than tattoos. They are unappealing and ugly to almost everyone except people like Marilyn Manson. Angelina Jolie used to cut herself when she was a teenager. I don't think she got tattoos to cover her scars though.
Some gifts you really don't need and don't feel like keeping, especially if you weren't that friendly with the person who gave it to you, like a relative you're not on good terms with or someone who's interested in you but the feeling ain't mutual. I'm not the worst people in the world. George W Bush is.
woo hoo Perez! When it happens are you gonna fill us in on ALL the goss…. or are you gonna go all CELEBRITY on us and keep it top secret.
obviously this person is on crack. a love triangle witha celeb? i think not, maybe that fat guy nicknamed gummie bear and that greasy guy that called lohand fire crotch.
as for an 'orah' like talk show? haha no one will ever take pig-hilton seriously after all the shit he has written about people on his site.
hahahahaha..que embuste..your ass is going to get a beatdown, but you won't win. MAYBE Letup on Kicking people when down.
As long as you blogg for fun and not to RUIN lives you be ok Perez pero tu sabes que a DIOS no le gustas lo FEO. y a veces tu te pasa de la mata
is IT GONNA BE YOU AND MARC JACOBS? REMEMBER WHEN YOU WENT TO LUNCH LOL naw ….not likely unfortunately:P
so where are the latin star predictions you were talking about? you're not a star. your talent is drawing on pics and commenting on people who you will never be.
that has to be very surreal…I can not imagine picking up a paper and seeing someone's predictions about my life…Well here is to all the GOOD stuff in that paragraph.
Oh please. Perez couldn't win a fight against an 8-year-old… girl.
He also forgot to mention you'll die of a heart attack because of your high blood pressure. Sorry to warn you, fat bitch!
Luv ya though!
saddly no one got your Chango referance.
Rock on Miz. Nasty! With the santos on your side your bound to have all tha you can wish for…
saddly no one got your Chango referance.
Rock on Miz. Nasty! With the santos on your side your bound to have all tha you can wish for…
Perez Hilton: Perez better watch out - some celeb will try to beat him up, the spirit guides say that he will lose the "fight" and get the beating of his life. He will get sued and his 15 minutes of fame and fortune will be over forever. " His love life continues to suffer (no soulmate ever) but he will be in a love triangle - i.e. an affair with a very famous celebrity's Dog and a huge plate of french fries. making scandalous news himself. On the home front, Perez will lose his dream home this year, he will spend his days on skid row and his nights begging for spare change outside of the clubs from the very celebrities he used to trash . Plans for an appearance on that "Jerry Springer"-like talk show finally start. Get your lawyers (and weight) correct."
Que locura Fatso!
GummyBear is going to beat you…. LOL
Mister Don't touch the banana…Banana belongs to CHANGOOO!!!
Haha…another way I can tell we're both Miami cuban natives.
…la banana es de chango. i love willie chirino. anyway el nino prodijo knows nothing…listen to walter his the real thing!!!!!!!!!
omi mi, Chango! Cabio Sile! Hmmmm…interesting choice of photos, Perez. Chango brings justice! Hopefully only good things for you, my love
oooo, I hope Perez gets an Oprah like talk show, it would be fabulous! I can't wait until this scandalous celeb love triangle, it sounds so exciting. Perez, you rock huny!
OMG, Perez! You and Zac Efron?! Finally?!
really perez, i wish you the worst year ever.
and i also hope someone beats the shit out of you.
these people are so backwards, how can they believe this stone-age magic?
Everyone knows you live with your mami, Perez.
Dude, you are NOT a star, you will never be a star. You may be the size of a constellation, but famous you are not.
I PRAY EVERYDAY THAT PEREZ GETS BEATEN UP AND I AM CONFIDENT THAT IT WILL EVENTUALLY HAPPEN
In August 1998, Camp posted a $10,000 bond for Quintero after he was jailed on an indecency with a child charge and hired an attorney to defend him. After the worker was deported in May 1999, Camp sent him money in Mexico and later bought him a plane ticket from Phoenix to Houston after Quintero re-entered through Arizona illegally, according to an affidavit by an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent. Camp then purchased a house in Houston and rented it to Quintero who than KILLED Officer JOHNSON…..
In August 1998, Camp posted a $10,000 bond for Quintero after he was jailed on an indecency with a child charge and hired an attorney to defend him. After the worker was deported in May 1999, Camp sent him money in Mexico and later bought him a plane ticket from Phoenix to Houston after Quintero re-entered through Arizona illegally, according to an affidavit by an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent. Camp then purchased a house in Houston and rented it to Quintero who than KILLED Officer JOHNSON…..
In August 1998, Camp posted a $10,000 bond for Quintero after he was jailed on an indecency with a child charge and hired an attorney to defend him. After the worker was deported in May 1999, Camp sent him money in Mexico and later bought him a plane ticket from Phoenix to Houston after Quintero re-entered through Arizona illegally, according to an affidavit by an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent. Camp then purchased a house in Houston and rented it to Quintero who than KILLED Officer JOHNSON…..
Love triangle with a celeb… spicy! I bet it is going to be with Britney & her sex-mad, pap, BF… Adnin! Hotness!
Mucha suerte, Perezito! Y no es vino tinto y manzana para Santa Barbara? De cualquier forma, mucha suerte y que todo te siga tan bien como vas!
1st: NO ONE CARES ABOUT PEREZ. POST ABOUT CELEBS NOT YOURSELF, MORON.
2nd: Neeevvvver gonna happen, bud. Keep dreaming. You're barely a step above Chris Crocker as far as wannabe famous people go.
Best of Luck! God Loves You too, He always has and always will.
He longs for your love right back
My prediction:
AIDS KILLS FAG PEREZ DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's hope this prediction comes true.
Re: Lisa – Shut up wetback spic! Speak English or die!
FULL OF GRACE!!!!!!!!!!
i love that willie chirino song!!! anywho, it will be a great year for you regardless because you are fabulous and cuban.
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Why the fuck does the New York Times have a fucking Latino section? How fucking stupid is that?
Perez.. you are WAY way way way way way way way waaaayyyy too ugly for tv… you? with a talk show? on tv? oh please…
well if you have that Chango on your side you won't have a problem
Perez,,
I'm so happy for you,, you got your future told and you did not have to be there,, you are so "famous" now,,
I have been patiently waiting for you to have that love triangle bite your in the ass,, how cute would that be,, you would snag you some big celebrity ass,, hehhehehe,,, that scandal of all that would be awesome!!!!
plus,, I hope you find your other half,, if you are looking,, but who knows,,, you gotta get laid sometime or another,,
good luck with your predictions!!
hehehehehe
**you haters are sick**
why all that hateful comments??
racist,,, hateful,, homophobes,,,
you freaks should worry about your own shit,,
you are not perfect,,,
you are all just jealous you are not famous
like Perez is famous..
and he is not ugly
and he is not fat,,
he is only slightly chubby,,,(baby fat)
grrrr
leave Perez alone,,
stupid jerks!
rock the Santa Barbara statue, my fellow cubano! 2008 will rock
Oye Chico,
where can I find that Santa Barbara Statue? Its he nicest one ive seen. . Send me a detail con los detalles a si I can go check it out and the other statues they've got. I never thought you'd be into this religion, quidate. .
la banana es de Changó!!
Get on it boy…btw, this omni woman thinks you are the hotness, I loves me some big men..If things dont work out btwn you and your mystery celeb, Ill strap one on for you any day gorgeous.
no way,perez&tom cruise?!so hot!!!watch the fuck out,scientology spice!
#10 - JesusFreak-JESUS GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BY 12 MEN ON A DINNER TABLE AFTER TOO MUCH WINE!
ay ya yaay.. banana belong to chango…
uh-oh, not good,
banana belong to chango….
life
Mira, don't touch the banana, the banana belong to Chango!, You have to be Cuban to get it, or aleast from MIA.