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Kate Middleton celebrated her birthday in London on Wednesday night.

Noticeably absent from the festivities was her on-again boyfriend, Prince William. He's probably doing some military training or fucking three girls somewhere else.

Kate was joined by her sister Pippa for a night on the town, which included a stop at club Kitts.

Middleton turned 26.

They better not keep making her wait to get engaged. She's not getting any younger!

[Image via WENN.]

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56 comments to “Where's William???”

  1. belle says – reply to this


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    first

  2. belle says – reply to this


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    Wow! I've never actually been first!

  3. JR says – reply to this


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    She's so pretty! Love the white coat!

  4. Geminat.com says – reply to this


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    who farted?

  5. RaYcheL says – reply to this


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    FIRST BITCHEZ!!

  6. chelle says – reply to this


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    Pippa???

    Seriously??

  7. Jules says – reply to this


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    Is 26 supposed to be old? Perez you are losing your edge. Why don't you pick on someone your own size if that's possible.

  8. dhsnaf says – reply to this


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    third?

  9. belle says – reply to this


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    what the heck? where did my comments go?

  10. Girl says – reply to this


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    Not first!

  11. LES says – reply to this


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    HES TRAINING TO BE A PILOT , apparently the engagement is about to be announced as she is to get a full squad of Royal Protection Officers to look after her to be paid for by UK taxpayers which they wouldnt do unless she had been accepted into inner circle

  12. colleen says – reply to this


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    First!!!!

  13. erin says – reply to this


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    perez, are you saying 26 is old?? there's nothing wrong with being unmarried before - or after- 30. you are such a woman-hating hypocrite.

  14. Just Wondering.... says – reply to this


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    Is it me or does she look like a combo of LiLo and her kid sister Ali? Just wondering

  15. gidero1 says – reply to this


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    "He's por fucking three girls somewhere else."

    lol…or somewhere killing innocent animals….

  16. Kim says – reply to this


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    She's a buyer for a fashion retailer, where (apart from the press and PW) does she get the money to party all the time especially in this city!!!

  17. insomnia says – reply to this


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    yup… 26 is really old.

  18. scorpio says – reply to this


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    hahahaha… LOL at gidero1's comment.

  19. sherry says – reply to this


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    Twenty-freakin-six?!? HELLOOOOO!!!?? At 26 you don't even start to get old. Duh, Perez! I'm 27… am I supposed to retire or someting?! COME ON!!

  20. megz says – reply to this


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    Now, Pippa's a fun name! Even more fun if we consider that in Italian "pippa" means jerking off. LOL!

  21. Spangle says – reply to this


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    Yep Billy Boy is off learning how to fly. Tally Ho Chaps!……..Last one to the chocks is a rotten egg….what what what (pilotspeak)

  22. leS says – reply to this


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    And you thought Brit Brit had a pushy mom , she could learn from Kate Middleton's mum who would wish a life in the royal family for their daughter . His friends confirmed that when he finished with her the last time he got turned down by 5 potential brides and now he is just going with the flow - it has disaster written all over it .

  23. Carrie says – reply to this


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    William's probably off getting hairplugs to make that golddigger happy.

    Didn't she used to have a job? Or did that get too hard for her?

  24. kittyy says – reply to this


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    perez u idiot, william is currently undertaking pilot training with the royal air force in cranwell, so he wouldnt be out partying would he. get your facts straight moron.

  25. royalswatcher says – reply to this


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    I think Kate rocks! She's a very pretty girl and she carries herself so well. I wonder if and when she and William get engaged what the wretched queen will have to say…

  26. les says – reply to this


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    she was a part time buyer in one of her parents friends company's which allowed her to go out and about partying with the prince and going on holiday with him. She has been following him around - her friends call her "waity katie !!) Guaranteed they willmarry she'll pop a couple out , he'll screw around and she will lead a lonely life of luxury , she wont be as stupid to challenge him and will put up and shut up . Its all about the power and the money

  27. amy says – reply to this


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    you mean WIllmA

  28. Danielle says – reply to this


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    Re: Just Wondering…. – No it is just you

  29. ROYAL FAMILY ROCKS says – reply to this


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    LEAVE THE ROYAL FAMILY ALONE
    CREEP

  30. jackiemoe says – reply to this


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    anyone know the designer of this coat? i want it she looks FAB!

  31. mateo says – reply to this


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    is is in militeary training DUMBASS!! I thought you knew everything fat boy!

  32. Greek Femme says – reply to this


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    Pipa means blow job in Greek. LOL! HI PIPA!

  33. j says – reply to this


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    Funny comment, shit I would let him fuck me!

  34. danni says – reply to this


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    she is so funny! shes just normal not from a super rich stuck up family! her mum chews chewing gum with her mouth open!LOL when with the queen!!! think thier was presurre to get engaged and willams was being careful! so they split up! i think shes great!!! im sure theyre together now!!!

  35. joeyOh says – reply to this


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    she's in love with fireCrotch Harry

  36. Jill says – reply to this


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    I am 28 and look 22 because I refuse to tan. All the bitches I went 2 school with look haggard at 28. But if you take care of yourself, sunscreen, and use products like DHC it does wonders. I am amazed and I am no salesman but this stuff works american products are junk. Japanese really know the skin care and make me look incredible.

  37. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    I NEED A PEICE OF WILLIAM'S ROYAL HOT ASS!

  38. juju says – reply to this


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    for heaven sake,william –get some self confidence!!!!
    dumb her,pleeeeezeeee.
    can´t stand her-she so fake.get yourself someone funny ,harry shoulb be your rolemodel,not the other way round!!
    l

  39. marynuggs says – reply to this


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    I find it amusing that a girl who just turned 26 sound" hurry up and get engaged" because "she isnt getting any younger". STFU Perez! You contradict yourself on a dialy basis!

  40. Canuk says – reply to this


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    Pippa???? WTF

  41. marie says – reply to this


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    LOVE the coat.

    WANT the coat.

  42. clarence says – reply to this


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    Isn't she beautiful? She seems to have a lot of class too, unlike William…

  43. britishchiiiick says – reply to this


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    can i just say
    please dont diss wills
    or any our royal family
    its not cool. ok. leave them ALONE

  44. HB says – reply to this


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    Since I'm 27, I guess I'm too old for this site too.

  45. DEE says – reply to this


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    I want that coat….Does anyone know where to get it!

  46. Jess says – reply to this


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    She has fantastic hair

  47. Thomas says – reply to this


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    Her sister is hot as shit!!!!!!!

  48. cressida says – reply to this


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    William will never marry Kate. He won't be allowed to marry her. She hasn't got the breeding (social background) required to be the wife of the future King.

  49. ASH says – reply to this


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    #1- 26 is not getting to old to get married…what year are we in 1872?
    #2 - I also LOVE the coat

  50. Carl says – reply to this


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    Wow, this girl's pretty!!!!

  51. Sophie says – reply to this


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    i want her jacket…… hello from OZ :D

  52. Aussie says – reply to this


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    I love Kate and her coat. Both are dignified and classy; things you rarely see with celebs.

  53. Harry says – reply to this


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    PRINCE WILLIAM IS THE ANTI-CHRIST!

  54. Sarah says – reply to this


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    William is doing RAF training you twat.

    That's why he's not out with her.

    God. You really need to keep up if youre going to blog on these things Perez.

  55. sol says – reply to this


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    I worry that women like Kate stick with a man for much of their youth, only to find out that it doesnt pay off in the end. I've come across her in the london party scene she is nice, but will it all end in tears?
    Only time will tel…
    Happy birthday Kate, be happy…..

  56. JJ says – reply to this


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    William is lucky. His (future) wife is banging other guys before they get married. His mother banged everything wearing trousers (or a kilt) after she got married.