Any Minute Now

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Christina Aguilera is rumored to have a C-section scheduled for this weekend.

That's how celebrities roll!

And, speaking of popping the babies out, Nicole Richie is due within the next seven days, Joel Madden's DJ brother, Josh, told reporters Wednesday night.

Their baby can play with Xtina's and go to rehab together when they grow up!

    Posted: Jan 11, 2008 at 1:15 am / Email this  »

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    1. stephc says – reply to this


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      first

    2. Teddy Rocks says – reply to this


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      i love your doggie Perez.

    3. jannette says – reply to this


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      second

    4. Jessica says – reply to this


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      first

    5. Blue Giraffe says – reply to this


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      Don't even compare Nicole Ritchie (slut bag, whore, crackhead) tp Christina Aguilera. At least she has talent and isn't a loser.

    6. Blue Giraffe says – reply to this


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      Don't even compare Nicole Ritchie (slut bag, whore, crackhead) tp Christina Aguilera. At least she has talent and isn't a loser.

    7. Blue Giraffe says – reply to this


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      Don't even compare Nicole Ritchie (slut bag, whore, crackhead) to Christina Aguilera. At least she has talent and isn't a loser.

    8. angie says – reply to this


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      first

    9. tylergirl says – reply to this


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      Congrats to her!

    10. jen says – reply to this


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      she's so pretty.

    11. Gwen says – reply to this


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      I'll never understand this newfound interest with celebrity babies. This whole "baby bump" bullshit was never talked about 10, 20 years ago. Stupidest obsession ever.

    12. Jessica says – reply to this


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      first bitches

    13. Kailey says – reply to this


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      christinas my favorite! shell have gorgeous babies

    14. whatwhat says – reply to this


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      what

    15. lalacurl says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!! IM soo excited. I LOVE HER!! FIRST!!!

    16. asdasd says – reply to this


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      PEREZ

    17. bandit says – reply to this


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      First

    18. Miss says – reply to this


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      GREAT ! Can't wait til they are born to see pics

    19. LickMyNutz says – reply to this


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      YUCK - I DONT THINK I'LL BE EATING TODAY - THAT PIC HAS PUT ME RIGHT OFF!

    20. javier says – reply to this


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      haa haa
      i wanna go rehabbing (much like clubbing) with their babbies !
      lol

    21. keekz05 says – reply to this


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      X-TINA'S baby is gonna be soo fugz thanks to her hubby Jordan!

    22. whogivesaratsass!!! says – reply to this


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      zzzzzzzzzz….

    23. Wow... says – reply to this


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      She is sooooo beautiful!! I think she'll make a great mom!!!

    24. Gypsyy girll says – reply to this


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      omgggggg first onee oomggggggggggggggggg omgg !! lol

    25. malissa says – reply to this


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      first!

    26. hotcunt says – reply to this


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      this pic reminds me of being in the locker room at 24 hour fitness and seeing this 80 year old man bend over and seein his moldy hairy asshole pokin out while he was pickin his nose. Then i saw him later in the shower fuckin some 14 year old boy that was suckin his cock while doin the splits! It was a young Tom Brady y'all! Fuck ya bitches get stitches! Later that evening I went to taco bell and this mexican said that all dogs go to heaven and i was like fuck you you dumb slut! Then I farted on her and she cried and said papi i will suck yer cock to live in usa!

    27. magnum says – reply to this


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      lmao! rehab together, i love you perez. you rock my fuc*ing socks

    28. Iheartxtina says – reply to this


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      WTF? What is with tha NASTY comments?!

    29. Shannon says – reply to this


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      What a fucking lazy ass pussy! She shouldn't be having a C-section just because! I hope she gets a really ugly scar, and I hope it hurts like hell after the baby is out. Also, I hope they don't numb her properly.

      xoxo

    30. CJ says – reply to this


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      A C-section?! That suckss. Luckily she's fortunate enough to have the money to pay to get her scars removed!

    31. charmaine says – reply to this


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      Re: hotcunt – PEOPLE LIKE YOU GIVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH A BAD NAME…SICK FUCKER! BY THE WAY CONGRATS TO CHRISTINA AND HER HUSBAND.

    32. KATIEEEEE says – reply to this


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      YOU'RE SO FUNNY PEREZ!!

    33. johnny says – reply to this


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      congrats!

    34. meg says – reply to this


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      yae christina!!!! Nothing but best wishes and lots of love ******** : )

    35. Jaime says – reply to this


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      Why do all the celebs think that getting a c-section is great?!? I have had one, it's an ugly scar, and I couldn't move for 2 weeks. Fail.

    36. Doc says – reply to this


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      Maybe they will be at your funeral after you die from aids.

    37. meltz911 says – reply to this


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      Bet the baby comes out with 2 inches of clown makeup covering its skin, just like mom.

    38. stevie says – reply to this


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      Why do these idiots all have c sections. Open your legs and push the baby out of your damn vagina like nature intended. Stop being such selfish lazy bitches.

    39. kristin says – reply to this


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      This picture grosses me out. She's way too pale. I prefer Britney's preggers pics instead.

    40. luna says – reply to this


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      she's requesting a C-section like Britney….she should give birth naturally… it's better…..

    41. no. says – reply to this


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      gross. why do people think we wanna see naked pregnant women, however famous they might be?

    42. L says – reply to this


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      Re: stevie – you're an idiot. many women have no choice but to have C sections or else they will DIE. and who are you to say anything about how someone chooses to give birth, its painful and often tears the vagina. fucking open up a book you ignorant shit.

    43. mikey says – reply to this


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      attention seeker…

    44. Courtneyy says – reply to this


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      Radd.. Love u perezzzzzz

    45. em says – reply to this


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      Re: Shannon – ur disgusting. i'm not even going to wish something just as fukd up on u for typing something so disturbing. cuz that would make me… fukd up!

    46. CHRISTINA IS THE NEW ((OLD)) BRITNEY?!?!!! says – reply to this


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      for real for a second lets just time warp back to say oh 1999 when christina and brit started making names for themselves and everyone saw britney as this "wholesome" i want my daughter to be just like her so go ahead and do it Jean-Bennet Ramsey type of deal there… and look at britney now… and every person men and women thought christina aguilera was a slut because she "supposedly" gave some gay loser from MTV you know who u are Carson can't think for himself daily and some other fool who can't sing FRED… a blow job… ok even if it were true chrisitna was NOT the one that paraded herself around like a godsend and never made excuses for herself so on and so fourth my point here being look at christina now, she's married to a man she loves is having her first child after almost 2 years of marriage, she is doing the right thing she is living the american dream, she is the all american girl and look at britney… her next stop is going to be a morgue… BRITNEY GET A CLUE grow up stop being a cheap whore and raise your damn kids! seriously is there a way we could sell Louisiana back to the French? do they know britney is part of the deal now?

    47. What is it with celebrities and C-Sections? says – reply to this


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      Well, I hope that surgery was medically necessary. Recovery from major abdominal surgery (which is exactly what a C-section is) is a LOT more painful and involved than a normal childbirth. Having your belly cut open because you're "too posh to push" is just the height of ignorance. So I hope Xtina has some good medical reason for being cut open, because she's going to be in hurting status when it's done!

    48. helen says – reply to this


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      my b-days's this monday

    49. Ru12g says – reply to this


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      I would never want a c-section. In the US there so many unneccesary c-sections. Her baby is probably going to be cute if it does not look like her hubbie, but ugly people make cute babies so we will have to wait and see.

    50. kscott says – reply to this


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      what is the point of doing this?

    51. JJ says – reply to this


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      Has anyone thought all these stars have herpes and if you so you have to have a c-section.

    52. CHECK THIS OUT says – reply to this


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      CHECK THIS LINK OUT ! IT IS SO FUNNY. YOU WILL LAUGH YOUR BOOTY OFF FOR SOME TIME. CHECK OUT ALL 6 EPISODES OF THESE CELEBRITIES !

    53. CHECK THIS OUT says – reply to this


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    54. CHECK THIS OUT says – reply to this


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      CHECK THIS LINK OUT ! IT IS SO FUNNY. YOU WILL LAUGH YOUR BOOTY OFF FOR SOME TIME. CHECK OUT ALL 6 EPISODES OF THESE CELEBRITIES !

    55. CHECK THIS OUT says – reply to this


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    56. CHECK THIS OUT says – reply to this


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      CHECK THIS LINK OUT ! IT IS SO FUNNY. YOU WILL LAUGH YOUR BOOTY OFF FOR SOME TIME. CHECK OUT ALL 6 EPISODES OF THESE CELEBRITIES !

    57. CHECK THIS OUT says – reply to this


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      CHECK THIS LINK OUT ! IT IS SO FUNNY. YOU WILL LAUGH YOUR BOOTY OFF FOR SOME TIME. CHECK OUT ALL 6 EPISODES OF THESE CELEBRITIES !

    58. CHECK THIS OUT says – reply to this


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    59. CHECK THIS OUT says – reply to this


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    60. CHECK THIS OUT says – reply to this


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    61. CHECK THIS OUT says – reply to this


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      CHECK THIS LINK OUT ! IT IS SO FUNNY. YOU WILL LAUGH YOUR BOOTY OFF FOR SOME TIME. CHECK OUT ALL 6 EPISODES OF THESE CELEBRITIES !

    62. CHECK THIS OUT says – reply to this


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      CHECK THIS LINK OUT ! IT IS SO FUNNY. YOU WILL LAUGH YOUR BOOTY OFF FOR SOME TIME. CHECK OUT ALL 6 EPISODES OF THESE CELEBRITIES !

    63. lily says – reply to this


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      ugh, why the hell do all these celebrities have C-sections?!?!

      Natural births actually arent THAT bad because your body will release endorphines. Not to mention, I'm sure you can have the most relaxing type of setting and meditate on no pain when you have all that money. This C-section trend is so lame. whatever happened to doing them only when you Cant do a vag birth??

    64. purple says – reply to this


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      Congrats for her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      kisses perez

    65. Meg says – reply to this


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      Why do celebrities have to get c- sections? I've read that this has many drawbacks and is dangerous and should not be done unless there are some serious complications. That's what any doctor will tell you! Maybe Hollywood doctors favour this because it means shorter hospital stays, hence more patient turnover hence more revenue? Or maybe celebrities are just so vain that they don't listen to doctors' orders?

    66. Meg says – reply to this


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      harsh and uncalled for. if you're expecting christina's baby to be like the Britney saga think the fuck again….at least christina's got integrity.

    67. sweet child says – reply to this


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      Re: Shannon – YOUR FUCKIN' NUTS!! WHY WOULD U WISH THAT ON ANYONE? MAYBE HER BABY IS BREACH. DID YOU THINK OF THAT BEFORE YOU OPENED YOUR BIG MOUTH? IDIOT!

    68. mommy chick says – reply to this


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      you know, if she is to small to have natural child birth, that is one thing, but is she subscribes to the 'to posh to push' idea, she will have a rude awakening! C Sections are just as 'gross and nasty' and natural births, maybe even worse, with the catheter and them pushing on your uterus to squirt the excess blood out…and then you have to get out of bed within 24 hours and it is highly painful! i'm writing all this with a smile on my face, because i'm glad it is her and not me having to do it!!!! what a dumby, at least try to do it how god intended, why don't you! what a tard…ok, i've said enough ;)

    69. BE NORMAL!!!!! says – reply to this


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      What's with the unnecessary C sections? Is this the new fad to keep your vag from getting all stretched out? Oh lord are these celebrities narcissists, it's always about THEM even during childbirth! Can't anyone in Hollywood be NORMAL???? I guess she'll be wearing her wig and usual 6 pounds of makeup for the blessed event?

    70. Jaylyn says – reply to this


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      Re: Shannon
      You are a bitter, horrible bitch, why would you wish something like that on anybody? Besides what the hell did she do to you.. get a fucken life loser!

    71. Exyank says – reply to this


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      Re: Meg – Actually, there's a longer stay with a C-Section. It's pretty serious surgery. The doctor makes more from doing a C-Section and so does the hospital, though, so maybe that's a factor.

    72. jacqualine says – reply to this


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      I like christina but this picture is so fake, there is not a line or freakle on her and her curves are to perfect, its a crap picture it is not real, and nicole richie is nothing but a spoilt bitch, and always will be, i hope she has a long hard labour.

    73. Amber says – reply to this


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      Does any woman in celebland want to atleast try having a baby normally? I mean unless she has complications, I can understand… Whats up with all the C-Sections? I'd hate to be cut open unless it was for a good reason. :P

    74. Shantel says – reply to this


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      She is so gorgeous

    75. Adeline says – reply to this


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      just read this don't believe what you see.. Every quite good looking girl can look glamurous like her, by having a photo edited on services like facegreatlook.com….. they will remove wrinkles, skin problems, make hair shining add some magic and stupid people are thinking that celebrities are really so beautiful

    76. schtookage says – reply to this


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      That's kinda of a douche comment there perrezy…..don't cast demons on the kids just cuz the parents are effups.

    77. Cathrine says – reply to this


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      Nice pic. However, do not feel the c-section trend. A normal birth is: 1: More healthy as there are less risks and 2: Women heal much faster. But then again…celebs can afford nannies and nurses 24/7.

      And don't even get me started on breastfeeding! ;)

    78. Agnacious says – reply to this


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      She really has no choice but to have c-section.
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      I she pushed it out naturally, she would be loose as a goose.
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      Then she would have no chance of feeling that little jew dick when he fucks her again. Fact.

    79. Micah says – reply to this


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      That's disgusting! Pregnant hoes should have to wear Moo-Moos to cover that hideous belly. If I get married I will never let my wife get that revolting!

    80. KickinInTheATL says – reply to this


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      She's getting a C-Section to keep that cootchie tight.. but she might also be getting one to keep from giving her baby an std like Herpies when its born. She might be in midst of an outbreak right now or something.

    81. sarah says – reply to this


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      this scheduled c-section stuff is BULL SHIT. where is the miracle? where is the love? strapped down to a table numb from the neck down. i know some women need that because of dangerous situations… but SCHEDULED??? COME ON.

    82. Mark says – reply to this


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      Who else is tired of seeing naked pregnant women? UGH

    83. gogogo says – reply to this


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      she looks familiar, seems she has became the member of mybikerdate.com, a place where wealthy&beauty find each other for love and passion.

    84. WHY The C-SEC? says – reply to this


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      Why the C-Section?

      One word: HERPES!

      You cant have a vaginal delivery if you have the herps… It passes it on to the baby. That it why so many have the "scheduled" C-section.

      You're welcome….

    85. danae08 says – reply to this


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      Oh my God!!! A scheduled C-section?? doesn't she know C-sections are more painful and more of a recovery time that's major surgery. how pathetic she can't even handle some labor pains and deliver a baby the way it's supposed to be delivered!!! I really doubt her baby is breach if it is then she has no choice but to have one but it's really a coincidence that all the celebrities say that, and after you have a baby it doesn't stretch your vagina out so much like people think!! it's made to stretch!!! wow she's hella weak can't handle real labor and delivery lika a real woman!!!!! How sad!!!

    86. Italiana says – reply to this


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      Re: helen – Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to Helen, happy birthday to you. even though it's early but still!

    87. auds says – reply to this


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      why doesn't anyone have a baby naturally anymore? the labor part might be more painful and uncomfortable, but the c-section recovery takes so much longer and in the end it IS more painful! stupid celebs scheduling their babies deliveries.

    88. auds says – reply to this


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      AAAAHAHAH. i bet she does have herpes and that's why she scheduled a c-section. wonder if that was the case for britney too? who knows. btw, if anyone honestly thinks the kid will be "beautiful" they haven't seen the father.

    89. lolo says – reply to this


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      lol im reading these comments and im laughing my ass off, ive got to agree, she is having a Csection for no other reason than she is to posh to push, she does not want to go through labor. what a stupid lazy ho! She has no idea what a Cesarean entails. im due for my 6th on the 31st of this month and im scared, yep scared after having 5 already. I am also a nurse. If her baby is breach it can be turned usually, to small? doubt it, she just does not want to go through labor, she is looking for a convenient delivery, good luck to her, it will be far more painful and far more recovery. I am sure she is also not going to breast feed her child because i am sure she is not mature enough to make the best decision as far as that goes either. Far too many celebs simply schedule csections and it should not be aloud, for the most part the average person is not given that choice usually, she why are they given that choice? It is major surgery, the risk of complications to both the mother and child are high, mortality rates are higher, such stupidity~

    90. Jodi says – reply to this


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      She looks so elegant and beautiful pregnant!! I'm having a c-section early next month so that's how a lot of people "roll". I mean like the movie "Knocked Up" I don't want sex to be like throwing a hotdog through a hallway!! Plus it's convienent, planned for sure as to what day you deliver, and you lose more weight in the hospital, versus having a vaginal birth. And the baby is prettier, shape of head and things like that.

    91. nycgirl4ever says – reply to this


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      There is no reason why these young, healthy women would need to "schedule" a C-section if THEY DIDN'T ALL HAVE HERPES. See Britney Spears, Denise Richards, and I'm sure the list goes on and on. I'm sure Paris Hilton will be having hers one day, too.

    92. dee says – reply to this


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      babies by scheduled C-section…it defies logic. true, labor ain't for sissies (note to Perez), but not to have to go thru MAYJA surgery and take a baby before mother nature says he's "done" is against the laws of nature. i know these fame whores get that "tummy tuck" while under…just ask britney, and angelina…but what price vanity? what a shame…celebrities can have it their way, but just ask Donda West if major surgery was worth the gamble…sissies!

    93. Frenzy says – reply to this


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      Ain't n0 0ther w0man like christina aguilera. Smart, g0rge0us, classy, confident, glamourous with an awes0mely p0werful v0ice. C0ngrats babe. Im sure he will be ad0rable and sweet like u r. U're g0nna b the caring, l0ving and beautiful m0m! Take care g0rge0us babe! L0ve ya =)

    94. mommy chick says – reply to this


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      Re: lolo
      bravo! well said! wow, 6 sections! i had 3 and had my tubes tied because i was scared to death to have another (and my last pregnancy was twins) you are a brave soul!

    95. robin says – reply to this


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      To Lolo who is #96 on this posting. You are not exactly in a position to be talking. You have had 5 c sections. Sounds like you were too lazy to push a baby out. Ever heard of having your tubes tied? I am sure that you are not a nurse. I think that you are full of bullshit. I am sure that the government and tax payers are supporting these children.

    96. mommy chick says – reply to this


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      Re: Jodi
      it's not worth the risk, you really should labor naturally, you may be supprised how easy it really is! (unless you medically can't, and then a c-section is a-ok)

    97. sue says – reply to this


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      WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU EVEN TALK LIKE THAT ABOUT THEIR UNBORN CHILDREN? YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
      THIS IS THE LOWEST OF THE LOW PEREZ, PICKING ON UNBORN CHILDREN, YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW. BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK CAUSE PEOPLE GOTTA BE GETTING FED UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT.

    98. julie says – reply to this


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      Nicole Richie is having her baby on Jan. 15th. Next Tuesday. That's a Fact.

    99. tc says – reply to this


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      i've never had a c-section, but i had my son naturally w/ an epidural. i would much rather do that than have my belly sliced opened. OUCH. I felt no pain having my son except for the contractions i had before the epi.

    100. emma says – reply to this


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      to all the guys saying they shouldn't have c-sections? shut the fuck up
      You have NO idea how it feels to have a baby force its way out of you, ignorant bastards.
      Women die in childbirth? sick shits
      let her do what she wants?!
      xx

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