It Doesn't Come Naturally For Her
Filed under: Jessica Alba
Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba forces a smile with that dude at the Glamour magazine V Day luncheon in LA on Thursday.
The event was a celebration for the 10th anniversary of Eve Ensler's The Vagina Monologues.
We love vaginas, but not as much as we love vagina shots!
Time for someone else to drop a coochie shot, don't ya think???
Whose vajayjay would you like to see next???
We vote for Avril Lavigne!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: January 11, 2008 at 2:33 am
Danny! oh! Danny!
Oh Jessica! Oh Danny!
first?!
forget the vagina shots, what about some peen!?!
Hes hot just ignore HER. Why doesnt she wanna be called "latina' THATS hysterical
Hes hot just ignore HER. Why doesnt she wanna be called "latina' THATS hysterical
BTW first
FIRST
hahahaha…..disgusting avril
Um ive seen enough vag's lately
first!!
Why is she called Jessica "Don't call me Latina" Alba?
FIRST
uggghhhhh
this celebritard was seen fuckin 2 nine year old boys at the same time! He fucked one so hard he was bleeding while cum was dripping outta the poor mexican boys cunt! Then he kicked him in the balls and was like I only suck puta for a head of lettetuce and i crawled over the fence at the border becuz my mommy's poop stunk so bad but i still ate it! and then he fucked him joyfully and passed the boy onto the horse he was riding and the horse fucked him too till the little boy died and at his otopsy they confirmed that he died of sperm poison! it's the aids u all!
hi perez, keep up the good work!
cute
George Bush's bush…ROFL
Rumer Willis….it can't look any worse than her face.
That dress looks like some kind of mysterioso vajayjay disease.
We don't want to see anyone's vagina! And why is that comment listed with this post? A better comment might be on the ubelievable size of Alba's breast, that looks like a 3 cup jump- wierd, though I'm not suggesting a boob job.
wino, thatd would be interestingly gross.
woah at her tits
i heard shes been gangbanged before? i hope thats not true
lol shes so fake
I can't see her she's invisible!!! I don't see her I don't want to!!!
Just ignore her, she'll go away and not come back, i hope
Re: Call me Latina – She's pregnant, dummy!!
she looks bad with big boobs, eeeeew
doesn't that dude look just THRILLED to be engaged and have a baby on the way? Watch him, Jessica, he looks like a player!
She doesn't seem excited about having a baby.. she just seems she's a lot more into being fit yo!
Wow she REALLY fucked up that guy is U-G-L-Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She's way too young to have settled for that, not to mention she's pretty, rich and famous! There are hotter guys working at Pretzel Time wtf!?
I agree enough snatch has been shown. i'd like to see a nice johnny depp full frontal shot! although my lesbian crush has always been milla jovovich! or,oh, halle berry, i've seen enough pink tacos, it's time for a nice "choco taco". BTW, jessica dosent like to called latina cause her mom is white and she(jess) doesn't want to be just typecasted as "the latina actress" and only get "latin" roles. IMDB can explain more. just go there and type in her(jessica) name. she needs to get over it cause there was a time when whites got all the parts and, no people of color,(that just means non-white) were even in movies.
Why do I think that Avril Lavigne's cooter would look kinda… Muppety? I'm thinking blue yarn all over down there.
where the hell did she get that dress???? horrendous!!! kinda like her…and him
her boobs are gi-nor-mous
Jessica is one hot piece of tail.
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I'd LOVE to tap her while stuffing a hot sauce bottle up her ass.
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Muy Caliente, you big-titted, big-lipped biyatch!
pregnancy has made her titties HUGE!!! haha bitch i hope their wicked saggy when ur demon 'dont call it latina' spawn pops out.
you're such a cunt when it comes to jessica alba.
WHERE'S YOUR PROOF SHE'S A FRIGID, STONE-CLAD BITCH?! you just hate hate hate hate on her. sucks to be you, with so much anger & hate. even if you are funny sometimes, it's just sad, "perez".
Jesus her chest got huge fast. They'll never marry or they'll get divorced real quick.
her boobs look waaayyyyyy bigger than usual.
maybe she got a boob job, from other pictures they have
never been that big. & i doubt she's pregnant otherwise she wouldn't be hitting the gym all the time, & she has NO visible bump what so ever.
TITS ARE GETTING BIG!!!!
why no pix from her bowling birthday party Thursday nite?
David Beckham's big fat HOT cock!!! Seriously who wouldn't!?! Or Perez on a bear skin!!! I know people don't think he is hot. But I think Perez is so cute and HOT!! Perez if you get this email me!! Just email me to let me know you got it!! YOU ARE SO CUTE!!!
HEY PEREZ!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXXXXXXXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXXXXXXXXOXOXOXOX
I do not understand why you always go off on her, calling her 'don't call me Latina Alba'. From what i read, she stated that her grandfather moved here and always taught her to speak the language here, assimilate. As I would if I would permanently move to France, Bulgaria, Mexico, or even Brazil. Do you see harm in that she states she was raised here since birth and feels American more than anything? I believe she loves this country, and has no need to define herself as being 'special'. You on the other hand………you need some serious intervention and counseling. You thrive off of hate Mario. I would think your mom would be ashamed of you, as I would my daughter if she did what you do. Blood money is worth nothing in the end. Also, I know you won't print this..but the Britney shirts you are selling for 22.00…..cost you a whopping 4.00. Nice profit off of someone you ruined.
Dannnggg her boobs look huge …wtf