It Doesn't Come Naturally For Her
Filed under: Jessica Alba
Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba forces a smile with that dude at the Glamour magazine V Day luncheon in LA on Thursday.
The event was a celebration for the 10th anniversary of Eve Ensler's The Vagina Monologues.
We love vaginas, but not as much as we love vagina shots!
Time for someone else to drop a coochie shot, don't ya think???
Whose vajayjay would you like to see next???
We vote for Avril Lavigne!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Hillary Clinton just made 
Danny! oh! Danny!
Oh Jessica! Oh Danny!
first?!
forget the vagina shots, what about some peen!?!
Hes hot just ignore HER. Why doesnt she wanna be called "latina' THATS hysterical
Hes hot just ignore HER. Why doesnt she wanna be called "latina' THATS hysterical
BTW first
FIRST
hahahaha…..disgusting avril
Um ive seen enough vag's lately
first!!
Why is she called Jessica "Don't call me Latina" Alba?
FIRST
uggghhhhh
this celebritard was seen fuckin 2 nine year old boys at the same time! He fucked one so hard he was bleeding while cum was dripping outta the poor mexican boys cunt! Then he kicked him in the balls and was like I only suck puta for a head of lettetuce and i crawled over the fence at the border becuz my mommy's poop stunk so bad but i still ate it! and then he fucked him joyfully and passed the boy onto the horse he was riding and the horse fucked him too till the little boy died and at his otopsy they confirmed that he died of sperm poison! it's the aids u all!
hi perez, keep up the good work!
cute
George Bush's bush…ROFL
Rumer Willis….it can't look any worse than her face.
That dress looks like some kind of mysterioso vajayjay disease.
We don't want to see anyone's vagina! And why is that comment listed with this post? A better comment might be on the ubelievable size of Alba's breast, that looks like a 3 cup jump- wierd, though I'm not suggesting a boob job.
wino, thatd would be interestingly gross.
woah at her tits
i heard shes been gangbanged before? i hope thats not true
lol shes so fake
I can't see her she's invisible!!! I don't see her I don't want to!!!
Just ignore her, she'll go away and not come back, i hope
Re: Call me Latina – She's pregnant, dummy!!
she looks bad with big boobs, eeeeew
doesn't that dude look just THRILLED to be engaged and have a baby on the way? Watch him, Jessica, he looks like a player!
She doesn't seem excited about having a baby.. she just seems she's a lot more into being fit yo!
Wow she REALLY fucked up that guy is U-G-L-Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She's way too young to have settled for that, not to mention she's pretty, rich and famous! There are hotter guys working at Pretzel Time wtf!?
I agree enough snatch has been shown. i'd like to see a nice johnny depp full frontal shot! although my lesbian crush has always been milla jovovich! or,oh, halle berry, i've seen enough pink tacos, it's time for a nice "choco taco". BTW, jessica dosent like to called latina cause her mom is white and she(jess) doesn't want to be just typecasted as "the latina actress" and only get "latin" roles. IMDB can explain more. just go there and type in her(jessica) name. she needs to get over it cause there was a time when whites got all the parts and, no people of color,(that just means non-white) were even in movies.
Why do I think that Avril Lavigne's cooter would look kinda… Muppety? I'm thinking blue yarn all over down there.
where the hell did she get that dress???? horrendous!!! kinda like her…and him
her boobs are gi-nor-mous
Jessica is one hot piece of tail.
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I'd LOVE to tap her while stuffing a hot sauce bottle up her ass.
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Muy Caliente, you big-titted, big-lipped biyatch!
pregnancy has made her titties HUGE!!! haha bitch i hope their wicked saggy when ur demon 'dont call it latina' spawn pops out.
you're such a cunt when it comes to jessica alba.
WHERE'S YOUR PROOF SHE'S A FRIGID, STONE-CLAD BITCH?! you just hate hate hate hate on her. sucks to be you, with so much anger & hate. even if you are funny sometimes, it's just sad, "perez".
Jesus her chest got huge fast. They'll never marry or they'll get divorced real quick.
her boobs look waaayyyyyy bigger than usual.
maybe she got a boob job, from other pictures they have
never been that big. & i doubt she's pregnant otherwise she wouldn't be hitting the gym all the time, & she has NO visible bump what so ever.
TITS ARE GETTING BIG!!!!
why no pix from her bowling birthday party Thursday nite?
David Beckham's big fat HOT cock!!! Seriously who wouldn't!?! Or Perez on a bear skin!!! I know people don't think he is hot. But I think Perez is so cute and HOT!! Perez if you get this email me!! Just email me to let me know you got it!! YOU ARE SO CUTE!!!
HEY PEREZ!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXXXXXXXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXXXXXXXXOXOXOXOX
I do not understand why you always go off on her, calling her 'don't call me Latina Alba'. From what i read, she stated that her grandfather moved here and always taught her to speak the language here, assimilate. As I would if I would permanently move to France, Bulgaria, Mexico, or even Brazil. Do you see harm in that she states she was raised here since birth and feels American more than anything? I believe she loves this country, and has no need to define herself as being 'special'. You on the other hand………you need some serious intervention and counseling. You thrive off of hate Mario. I would think your mom would be ashamed of you, as I would my daughter if she did what you do. Blood money is worth nothing in the end. Also, I know you won't print this..but the Britney shirts you are selling for 22.00…..cost you a whopping 4.00. Nice profit off of someone you ruined.
Dannnggg her boobs look huge …wtf
dannnnnnggggggggg her boobs are huge … wtf
WOW.. her boobs got HUGE FAST.. those are gunna be ginormous when she gets further along in her pregnancy.. HAHA
daannnggg her boobs are HUGE… wtf
Hey Douche bag Mario, she's not a filthy fucking SPIC like you and most of the animals who read this shit blog. Why would she want to line up with you dogs? Jessica "THANK GOD SHE'S NOT LATINA" Alba!
Wasnt he just hot trottin w that hottie not too long ago? I think she is a beautful woman but this whole gettin pregs thing is really desprate. shes one of those weird psychotic women that turn the other cheeck, hillary, hahumph, Anyway whas w all these little Perez hilton wannabees runnin around?? knock it off guys, its freakin me out. sHE really denies she is latina? –
Avril Lavigne is a walking, talking vajayjay. But I prefer the non-politically correct version: CUNT. As for Jessica Alba…yaaawwwwnnnn…….
Every quite good looking girl can look glamurous like her, the only thing needed is professional makeup or by having a photo edited on services like facegreatlook.com … they will remove wrinkles, skin problems, make hair shining add some magic and stupid people are thinking that celebrities are really so beautiful
Every quite good looking girl can look glamurous like she, the only thing needed is professional makeup or by having a photo edited on services like facegreatlook.com … they will remove wrinkles, skin problems, make hair shining add some magic and stupid people are thinking that celebrities are really so beautiful
oh sorry for posting my comment twice..
she is going to blow up after thath baby is born. she's already gaining weight.
Re: Call me Latina –
She PREGNANT you stupid fuck!
Avril, really? Isn't she knocked up? Yeah..pass on the pregnant cooch.
her titties r getting bigger, ME LIKEY!!!!
why are they celebrating the 10th anniversary now when it came out in 1996?
i think they look cute together. leave them alone already.
she is beautiful.
she is most beautiful when she smiles, forced or not.
smiling is GOOD for you, everyone should smile more often.
Isn't ANY photo of Avril by definition a vagina shot — she's a total C–T!
They'll hold a party for anything in Hollow-wierd!!!!!!!!!!
I'd be EMBARASSED to show up
Alba is so hot. All of you ugly bastards and bitches who think otherwise are just jealous. And to all you Latinos… fuck off. There's more to life than just worrying about what "label" you go under.
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I WANT POSH TO FLASH!!!
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Perez, I think that it is beautiful how much you distain her. By the way, she wins.
Don't say vayjayjay again. Don't say it, don't type it, don't think it. You're so gross, I don't even have words for you, yuck.
She looks like Victoria Princpal from Dallas.
Re: PaLanteApparel – Get the fuck off this site you dirty SPIC whore and get back to cleaning the shit out of my toilets!
I bet she got a boob job. Then she'll just say pregnancy gave her big boobs.
she looks familiar, seems she has became the member of wealthysoulmate.com, a place where wealthy&beauty find each other for love and passion.
Canadian media is reporting the Avril is knocked up. Don't want to see her V now!
Canadian media is reporting that Avril is knocked up. Don't want to see her V now!
Alright Perez you fat ass queen. I've had it with this "don't call me latina" crap. You are the queen of taking shit out of context. Also why do you keep calling people "fame whore" when you are the biggest one. Oh yeah, loved you on The View a few weeks ago, you sounded like the total idiot you are! Maybe we should call you Perez "don't call me latina, because I'm a wannabe white girl" Hilton. I think you are the one that is bipolar bitch!
Her boobs like HUGE. Must be those pregnancy hormones!
LATINO PEREZ, stop dwelling on Alva's comments. First of all she is a woman, and the bloody labels could very well be for everyone, including YOU.
Have you forgotten the good things Jessica has done to represent her heritage, just like yourself CUBANO.
That is sick, if I want to see some PUSSY I will go watch a sleezy porno video or something. I'm sick and tired of these "Celebrities" being so pathetic in trying to get attention, it's sad really. It can't just be enough for them to have it all they have to show it all. GROSS!!
Re: Gabriel – sSSHUT UP IDIIOT WITH THE LATINA CRAP, CAN YOU JUST MOVE ON BITCH??!
Stupid, snotty knocked up whore!!
Wow, Jessica looks really busty and hot in this picture. She does have a stupid tatoo on her neck, though, which indicates that she's a trainwreck.
Oprah
don't really care for this girl, and her boyfriend or whatever he is DOESN'T HE LOOK LIKE A DARKER VERSION OF LORENZO LAMAS IN THIS PICTURE?
WHY DO YOU HATE ON HER SO MUCH, ARE YOU JEALOUS? HOMO
show more pics of Puerto Rican stars why don't you? Daddy Yankee he so fine! Fat Joe! Quenn Ivy, Fasio Lupe, and so many more. Are u guys ashamed to show puerto Ricans???? Only J-Lo is good enough for U? How racist!!!
Hey everybody google up Quenn Ivy and buy my music!!!! I am Queen of Reggaetown even though I am not Jamaican!!! Perez put me on your damn site!!!
Why she dosent wanna be called Latina???
OF COURSE MS. ALBA DOESN'T WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH MEXICANS! THEY ARE AN UNLOVELY, UNCLEAN, IGNORANT PEOPLE WHO SLITHER THROUGH THE MUD TO GET HERE, BUT AREN'T SMART ENOUGH TO LEARN OUR LANGUAGE. THE ONLY REASON THAT THEY'RE TWO STEPS ABOVE THE PUERTO RICAN IS THAT THEY ARE PARTIALLY HUMAN, WHEREAS, THE PUERTO RICANS ARE SIMPLY ANOTHER SPECIE OF ISLAND APE ALTOGETHER.
i have a feeling that jess is going to be a single parent real soon……..
JESSICA ALBA IS AN IGNORENT ASS BITCH…. SHE'S LUCKY SHE DIDNT SAY THAT AROUD ME I WOULD HAVE SHOWED HER A REAL ASS LATINA AND BITCH SLAPPED HER =). DAMN I HOPE HER KID DONT COME OUT AND BECOME AN IGNORENT ASS BITCH LIKE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like Jessica Alba, but she needs to realize she is latina. I hate people who deny where they come from. She is mexican….. get a hold of yourself girl friend…. Latina's are smoking hot!!
Re: HAL R. HOSFELD – YOU IGNORENT SON OF A BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU PROBLEM U PIECE OF SHIT. IT DONT SUPRISE ME THAT A NO GOOD SON OF A BITCH LIKE YOU WOULD END UP SAYING SOMETHING LIKE THAT. YOU WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A PIECE OF SHIT. FUCK YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY MAY ALL OF YOU REST IN PISS
Wow, her man's not even trying to fake it…
Isn't that the guy who is in the TV show Cold Case?
STFU!!!! Rosie Perez, Nobody wants to see you loser spic ape puerto rican scum on anybody's site, even a Cuban. P. R.'s have no talent and all they do is steal Black peoples music. Who cares about J-Lo Whore and that walking, heroin addicted skeleton she married after Ben Affleck came to his sense an dumped that fat, ugly spic.
yEAH Eminem I hear you gained 400 pounds bitch! And you can't talk about anybody stealing Black poeple's music because that's exactly what a bitch like you did.
While Jessica is smiling and seems happy her boyfriend does not look thrilled about getting married, or what? Somethings up I suspect.
I swear that everytime I see her with her "fiance" that she never looks very happy. Oh well, she is certainly stuck with him now.
OMG!! SHE'S *** FINALLY *** GROWING SOME BOOBS (ABOUT 15 YEARS AFTER PUBERTY)!! HA!
Hey, wait a minute! Hold on, I recognize that photo, that's the conference room where they shot 'Worlds Biggest Latina Ass-Bang Part IV' (I went 412th, and bitches' ass was still decent tight at that point, no'm sayn?)
She looks so miserable when she’s out and about. That’s a shame because no one goes to her movies, no one has anything nice to say about her and all she can do get pregnant like everyone else to get attention. You know, if she wasn’t an actress, she’d be another unwed, pregnant Latina.
That is all.