It Doesn't Come Naturally For Her

Filed under: Jessica Alba

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Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba forces a smile with that dude at the Glamour magazine V Day luncheon in LA on Thursday.

The event was a celebration for the 10th anniversary of Eve Ensler's The Vagina Monologues.

We love vaginas, but not as much as we love vagina shots!

Time for someone else to drop a coochie shot, don't ya think???

Whose vajayjay would you like to see next???

We vote for Avril Lavigne!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

    Posted: Jan 11, 2008 at 2:33 am / Email this  »

    139 comments to “It Doesn't Come Naturally For Her”

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    1. HI ALBATROSS says – reply to this


      101

      She used her body to get into the industry then she started b*tching that she only got the “sexy roles!” and that she hates to be considered sexy, then she follows it with spreading it in every guy’s magazine in existence.

      “I’m so tired of getting the sexy roles! I want to be a serious actress.”

      Then don’t accept the SEXY ROLES, and stop posing half naked, idiot.

    2. ya ya says – reply to this


      102

      She spent every day, all day and any beach she could in a bikini begging for attention. What did she expect? She made her body an issue not her work.

      I think this will end her career as the hot 20 something. She’s not very talented so it’s kind of over for her breaking BIG, her luck just ran out at the same time her birth control did.

    3. QUIT THE LATIN HATE TALK! says – reply to this


      103

      who's that guy with her, he's HOT

    4. SHE'S A HO says – reply to this


      104

      The curvy 23-year-old, who was recently romantically linked to Hollywood hunk Mark Wahlberg, likes the idea of getting intimate with lots of different people because she loves experimenting in sex.

      She told Cosmopolitan magazine: "I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex.

      "I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more.

      "I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don't feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don't really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have.

    5. melanie says – reply to this


      105

      I think it should be someone who claims to be a goody goody like maybe hayden or ashley tisdale, or maybe even hillary duff!

    6. Crystal says – reply to this


      106

      Perez is jealous of Jessica's a-list status. He knows he'll always be f-list. He wasn't invited to the Glamour luncheon because he'd eat all the food. I hope Cash kicks his ass.

    7. Perez "Don't Call Me Latino" Hilton says – reply to this


      107

      Perez "Don't Call Me Latino" Hilton

    8. Frilly Dress says – reply to this


      108

      This couple is waaaay cute. He looks like a young Ricky Ricardo and she's just spik-a-licious!

    9. molly says – reply to this


      109

      Get over the "don't call me Latina" thing. It's boring.

    10. NY says – reply to this


      110

      I think she looks very pretty here. And he is handsome. Good looking couple.

    11. Renske says – reply to this


      111

      Anyone know what designer the dress is from? I LOVE IT! :D (and I want it..)

    12. Pam says – reply to this


      112

      NOO more va ja jas!!!! And EW no Avril Lavigne, it would be like child pornography since that girl looks like she hasn't hit puberty yet!!!

    13. anonymous says – reply to this


      113

      He is the splitting image of his father, Micheal Warren. That same look of annoyance, or mistrust-I could never figure out his expression. It was just always uncomfortable to look at him, even though he was attractive.

    14. Collette says – reply to this


      114

      She doesnt want to be known as "Latina" Because she doesnt want to have to be only casted in movies as the "Hot Latina Mama" Just like Jennifer Lopez and Eva Longoria and many more are. I dont blame her.. she just doesnt want to be known as hot latina mama.

    15. JigglyBoo says – reply to this


      115

      SHE LOOKS WEIRD WITH BIG TITS!

    16. Amy says – reply to this


      116

      Perez. why no comments on her pregnancy?

      “I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,” says rep Brad Cafarelli

      I mean, what the fuck with you? Can you find nothing else to blog about other than Britney Spears???

    17. Anna says – reply to this


      117

      Re: THEY BOTH LOOK MISERABLE – You know…the funny thing here is…she's beautiful, whether you or Perve-ez deem it. For the plain and simple fact that she can't stand cameras in her face, because of the obvious, ignorant idiots like you and Perve-ez feel the need to rant on her. She's pretty. She's talented. And I have no idea who the heck you are talking to, but almost everyone in our age group adore her…And my age group is the one that matters most.

    18. ROFL says – reply to this


      118

      Re: HAL R. HOSFELD – Ba-hahahahahahahah…OMG! That right there is funny, I don't care WHO you are!

    19. VICKY says – reply to this


      119

      they seem so happy.but it is said that he like to go to the site It seems that he is interested in dating wealthy woman.I don't know weather it is true,but i saw him on the site called " wealthybeauty.com" to dating some wealthy woman.I don't know it is true

    20. mayra says – reply to this


      120

      *ear muffs* whats with all the rascist comments and the talking about perez? if u dont like what he says GET OFF the website its HIS site and its that easy! ..and as for the rascist comments grow up.. there alot more then one kind of person out there u grosse me out!

    21. WishIwasLatina says – reply to this


      121

      Is it just me, or do Alba's boobs look abnormally huge in this picture????

    22. XHPX says – reply to this


      122

      I hate this b*tch. I have never liked her. I would also fake if I was half Mexican, and my parents are from Latin America. It's so obvious she's a snotty b*tch and she FAKES SO HARD.

      She played herself in Never Been Kissed.

    23. lil says – reply to this


      123

      They both look like Latinos and will have a LATINO LOOKING BABY!!! Oh, and by the way it will have MEXICAN heritage:)!!! Like or not, wheater she speaks spanish or not and her mother is half french-dansih or what ever the f**k, her father is MEXICAN!!! therfore she is MEXICAN:).
      MEXICAN

    24. lil says – reply to this


      124

      They both look like Latinos and will have a LATINO LOOKING BABY!!! Oh, and by the way it will have MEXICAN heritage:)!!! Like or not, wheater she speaks spanish or not and her mother is half french-dansih or what ever the f**k, her father is MEXICAN!!! therfore she is MEXICAN or american MEXICAN:).
      MEXICAN

    25. ya ya says – reply to this


      125

      ===== #126:
      She's ugly inside and out. She thinks she is in such HIGH DEMAND with her police escorts and sh*t. alot of people hate her because she b*tches all the time and talks sh*t about others in the industry. IF YOUR AGE GROUP LOVES HER SO MUCH THEN WHY ARE ALL HER MOVIES TANKING? Apparently alot of people know how much of a b*tch she is or HER MOVIES WOULD MAYBE TURN A PROFIT.

      “I’m so tired of getting the sexy roles! I want to be a serious actress.”

      Then don’t accept the SEXY ROLES, and stop posing half naked, idiot.

    26. b*tch slap says – reply to this


      126

      To: #94 - HAL R. HOSFELD,

      SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH MEXICANS, BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER, SHE IS ONE. SHE WILL NEVER -NOT- BE ASSOCIATED WITH THE LATINO CULTURE.
      IF YOU SAW HER DAD ON THE STREET YOU MIGHT SAY THAT HE WAS UNLOVELY AND UNCLEAN AS YOU PUT IT. HE IS MEXICAN.

      WHO CARES IF THIS B*TCH HAS FRENCH AND DANISH IN HER, BECAUSE SHE WAS ASKED WHAT SHE LIKED ABOUT FRANCE AND SHE SAID "THE SHOPPING." SHE MAKES SURE TO LET YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT PART OF HER HERITAGE, TOO BAD SHE DOESN'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT IT.

    27. Paddington Bear says – reply to this


      127

      Her "breasts" look RIDICULOUS. So bad… wow.

    28. ann says – reply to this


      128

      BEYONCE'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    29. katie says – reply to this


      129

      Lets see a hot actors penis. Brad Pitts or Josh Duhmals

    30. katie says – reply to this


      130

      Lets see a hot actors penis. Brad Pitts or Josh Duhmals

    31. Teena says – reply to this


      131

      Re: Huh? – I think you need glasses. That young man is fine. Stop hating.

    32. Teena says – reply to this


      132

      Re: Her Majesty – Trying to fake what?

    33. teena says – reply to this


      133

      Re: dude, stfu! – Yeah that's what the fuck I'm talking about. Stop hating all of yall

    34. Teena says – reply to this


      134

      Re: Perez Lover!~!~ – Get the fuck out of here. Make sure to wipe the shit from around your nose.

    35. teen says – reply to this


      135

      Re: Hal R Hosfeld – You sick piece of shit.

    36. Teena says – reply to this


      136

      Re: Crystal – That's what I'm talking about and I want to be there to say "Cash just knocked you the fuck out"

    37. Teena says – reply to this


      137

      Re: anonymous – I say that every time I see him oh my GOD how he has grown to look like his dad. I think it is more of a confidence look than mistrust.

    38. dee says – reply to this


      138

      first, if Jessica Alba doesn't consider herself hispanic, why do we judge her? She's not ashamed of it, she clearly stated that she grew up as an American, and that's what she considers herself. and this site just gives more room for people to be racists. That shit should be over with. Can't everybody just shut the fuck up about gosspiing, and try to fix their own lives instead of everyone elses. Admit it, you have your own faults too.
      Other than that, have a great day :)

    39. dee says – reply to this


      139

      first, if Jessica Alba doesn't consider herself hispanic, why do we judge her? She's not ashamed of it, she clearly stated that she grew up as an American, and that's what she considers herself. and this site just gives more room for people to be racists. That shit should be over with. Can't everybody just shut the fuck up about gosspiing, and try to fix their own lives instead of everyone elses. Admit it, you have your own faults too.
      Other than that, have a great day :)

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