This Has To Be A Joke
Filed under: Britney SpearsThe British media is reporting that Britney Spears is going to be on the cover of the next issue of Rolling Stone magazine.
Maybe they're gonna put her on the cover without her cooperation?
There's no way she'd pose for a new photo shoot with them and sit down for an interview.
Is there????
Posted: January 11, 2008 at 4:46 pm
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14th?
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IMPOSSIBLE, SHE WON'T DO IT
no me parece graciozo k premien a britney por ser el desastre k es
i zolo por no zaber k hacer kon zu pobre i trizte viida la pongan en la portada kuando hai perzonas mucho mas interesantes k noz guztariia ver!
she wouldnt
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Why would they even want her???? She's so over!
hahahahaha.
doubt it.
they need to put the jonas brothers on it!
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go Brit goooo….. #3???
shitney beers is the best trainwreck!
nobody cares
leave the poor girl before u send her over the edge
britney is not gonna sit down for an interview, yeah right!
i hope so…. i heart brit brit.
YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR HAS TO BE A JOKE TAKE DOWN THE OTHER PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Britney sitting down for an interview. Hummmmm, I don't think so. Ain't gonna happen. Uh huh.
LEAVE THAT GIRL ALONE…..AREN'T Y'ALL TIRED OF THIS CHICK?!
I DONT KNOW !!!! BIT SHES DA POP PRINCESS OF THE WORLD SO PROBABLY !!
SHES A QUEEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MORE BRITNEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
berger in da house.
She is more likely to show up for that than court!
Eat your poo sandwich and your troubles will disappear. Trust me, poo sandwiches made me a better man.
Brit- please just be normal for once… you can go back to your crazy ways when your children are grown.
retgre
Wtf?
i am just watching SKIDOO … what a grat movie..oh yes brit. well well
She might! With her new luvah!
Let's hope she covers up her vagaygay!!
yes. i will buy that issue. not.
Adnan in drag perhaps???
7th!
IF YOU CAN'T DIG NOTHING, YOU CAN'T DIG ANYTHING…YOU DIG?
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its true ! wow britney rule, I love you!!!!!!1
It's very possible that they could be doing some kind of analysis/retrospective on her. It would be an interesting article, especially if they included past casualties of the music industry alongside some of the most startling comebacks.
My guess is the cover will be a montage of outtakes the magazine already owns.
10TH
If her money grubbing fame whoring family has anything to do with it, they would prop her up and make her smile while she was passed out. i hope she doesnt. the girl needs to be in the hospital not on rolling stone
I'll believe it when I see it! Why would Rolling Stone put that nut-case on their cover? She would never be able to sit still long enough to give a normal interview let alone have her picture taken. Brit is an insane, dirty head case.
I'll believe it when I see it! Why would Rolling Stone put that nut-case on their cover? She would never be able to sit still long enough to give a normal interview let alone have her picture taken. Brit is an insane, dirty head case.
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would anything surprise us at this point?
man i hope she is I LOVE BRITNEY
. ehh first… or fifth
i love britney i hope its true!
Who the hell gives a flying fuck? The bitch is very very sick and needs help. Period.
lol…doubt it!
its gotta be a joke, she doesnt deserve to be on the front cover but im sure this guy will LOVE to hear it
Ciprian Tătăruşanu şi Lazlo Sepsi sunt ca şi transferaţi în Ghencea. and that's all i have to say about that
i can't believe i am on here for most of my day every day, and have never said I LOVE PEREZ HILTON! oh and this si crap britney on rolling stone..i dun't think so!
damn my link didnt show up
Re: karelin –
speak english, elvardo !
A COVER WITHOUT A INTERVIEW WOULD BE KNOW DIFFERENT THAN TAIBLOID COVER!!
REMOVE THE PICTURES PEREZ PLEASE
If it's not a joke, then god help us all.
Perez hilton , shut the FUCK UP! dont be hatin on britney because u dont look good as her
Re: monkey3000 –
Best. Comment. Evar.
No way she could sit still long enough.
I would totally lose respect for that magazine.
i think they're going crazy thats retarded the only problem is i will prolly buy it just to check it out like everyone else.
no way that a reputable magazine like Rolling Stone is going to give a cover to Britney right now…there are much bigger stars that sell REAL magazines like Rolling Stone, they are not another tabloid.
why not put someone who's musically relevant?
When it comes to Spears, nothing is surprising anymore.
I hope not.She need to sit down with GOD!Hes the only one who can get her out of this mess.Leave her alone.We all have problems.
It must be a painting on the cover… But they should do like a chart of Brits life in the industry… and focus on that, and not her family drama… that would be fresh.
Oh fame, you most pernicious of vain-glorious wenches. To take the piss out of lesser goddesses than Britney, do you dare! But tread not near Her golden countenance, Her realm tolerates you not within its precious radius of regal perfection, oh rough beast. Go, go you now, to yonder rocks and sling your best at those who rate lower than Brit, sweet Brit. (Those that rate lower than Brit include, but are not limited to, the following: JLo, LiLo, NiRi, PaHi, AnJo plus that crazy Portuguese homeless lady that refused to help a brother out with a handjob last night, you KNOW who you ARE)
yeah, she'll show up for the photo shoot and Dr. Phil and mom and dad will snatch her and put her into a straight jacket. One could only hope.
PS As a mother I am stumped as how she is having gobs of fun while she lost custody of her children?
NICOLE'S IN THE HOSPITAL!!
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I haven't had a Big League Chew in quite some time now.
Now he's asking us to write the site for him. I guess he got tired of posting rumors from other people's sites.
There's no way she'd pose for a new photo shoot with them and sit down for an interview. Is there????
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HER PIT STOPS ARE TO A WAY TO TAKE A QUICK BUMP OF METH. HER TRIP TO MEXICO ON A PRIVATE PLANE WAS TO PICK UP MORE METH. HER AND AD ARE BOTH BIG METH HEADS. DIPSHITS.
HER PIT STOPS ARE TO A WAY TO TAKE A QUICK BUMP OF METH. HER TRIP TO MEXICO ON A PRIVATE PLANE WAS TO PICK UP MORE METH. HER AND AD ARE BOTH BIG METH HEADS. DIPSHITS.
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Re: PAT – spellcheck much?…"no"…not "know"…and its spelled tabloid…your parents must be so proud
Re: karelin – xinga tu madre pendejo metete en tu vida i no en la d ella!!
she'll do it for the right price
this is soooo false! Johnny Depp is gonna be on the cover!
I WISH THE WORLD MEDIA AND HER IDIOT FANS WOULD JUST ABANDON HER AND MOVE ON. SHE'LL NEVER GO FOR HELP AS LONG AS PEOPLE KEEP PAYING ATTENTION TO HER. IT MAKES HER THINK SHE'S NORMAL THAT PEOPLE ARE STILL INTERESTED IN HER RETARDED SHIT. IGNORE HER! SHE NEEDS TO HIT ROCK BOTTOM AND BE PUT AWAY IN THE MENTAL INSTITUTION.
I fear my friend Britney will kill herself
by J. Randy Taraborrelli - More by this author »
She's had the worst week of her life. Now, as she goes on the run with a photographer who once stalked her, an insider who knows her well reveals she's been fighting manic depression for a year…
The young woman was adamant: "They're not sending me to the nut house," she shouted into her mobile phone.
"No one can make me go if I don't want to go, and I ain't goin'."
It was last Tuesday evening and Britney Spears was talking to a close friend as she cruised down Sunset Boulevard in her black sports car, followed by the swarm of paparazzi that pursues her everywhere she goes.
As the friend tried to reason with the star, her words - and her driving - became increasingly erratic.
"See that? I just went through another stop sign," Britney shrieked. "See what you made me do? I'm gonna hurt someone out here!"
hen the 26-year-old made a chilling promise: "I'll kill myself before I let them lock me up again. So tell Mama and Daddy I said so!"
this will be the first rollingstone i'm buying in a very long time………….
Just before she hung up, she uttered a final few words.
And as someone who has known and liked Britney for almost a decade, I find what she had to say utterly chilling.
"Oh my God," she moaned. "It's over for me."
In one short week, it seems, Britney's life has become a living nightmare, turning a troubled young star into a woman on the brink of insanity.
The crisis began last weekend, when a four-hour police stand-off at her Los Angeles home over custody of her two young children ended with Britney being strapped to an ambulance trolley and dragged off to the mental ward of a hospital.
As a result, she's been