This Has To Be A Joke
Filed under: Britney SpearsThe British media is reporting that Britney Spears is going to be on the cover of the next issue of Rolling Stone magazine.
Maybe they're gonna put her on the cover without her cooperation?
There's no way she'd pose for a new photo shoot with them and sit down for an interview.
Is there????
Posted: January 11, 2008 at 4:46 pm
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IMPOSSIBLE, SHE WON'T DO IT
no me parece graciozo k premien a britney por ser el desastre k es
i zolo por no zaber k hacer kon zu pobre i trizte viida la pongan en la portada kuando hai perzonas mucho mas interesantes k noz guztariia ver!
she wouldnt
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Why would they even want her???? She's so over!
hahahahaha.
doubt it.
they need to put the jonas brothers on it!
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go Brit goooo….. #3???
shitney beers is the best trainwreck!
nobody cares
leave the poor girl before u send her over the edge
britney is not gonna sit down for an interview, yeah right!
i hope so…. i heart brit brit.
YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR HAS TO BE A JOKE TAKE DOWN THE OTHER PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Britney sitting down for an interview. Hummmmm, I don't think so. Ain't gonna happen. Uh huh.
LEAVE THAT GIRL ALONE…..AREN'T Y'ALL TIRED OF THIS CHICK?!
I DONT KNOW !!!! BIT SHES DA POP PRINCESS OF THE WORLD SO PROBABLY !!
SHES A QUEEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MORE BRITNEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
berger in da house.
She is more likely to show up for that than court!
Eat your poo sandwich and your troubles will disappear. Trust me, poo sandwiches made me a better man.
Brit- please just be normal for once… you can go back to your crazy ways when your children are grown.
retgre
Wtf?
i am just watching SKIDOO … what a grat movie..oh yes brit. well well
She might! With her new luvah!
Let's hope she covers up her vagaygay!!
yes. i will buy that issue. not.
Adnan in drag perhaps???
7th!
IF YOU CAN'T DIG NOTHING, YOU CAN'T DIG ANYTHING…YOU DIG?
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its true ! wow britney rule, I love you!!!!!!1
It's very possible that they could be doing some kind of analysis/retrospective on her. It would be an interesting article, especially if they included past casualties of the music industry alongside some of the most startling comebacks.
My guess is the cover will be a montage of outtakes the magazine already owns.
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If her money grubbing fame whoring family has anything to do with it, they would prop her up and make her smile while she was passed out. i hope she doesnt. the girl needs to be in the hospital not on rolling stone
I'll believe it when I see it! Why would Rolling Stone put that nut-case on their cover? She would never be able to sit still long enough to give a normal interview let alone have her picture taken. Brit is an insane, dirty head case.
I'll believe it when I see it! Why would Rolling Stone put that nut-case on their cover? She would never be able to sit still long enough to give a normal interview let alone have her picture taken. Brit is an insane, dirty head case.
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would anything surprise us at this point?
man i hope she is I LOVE BRITNEY
. ehh first… or fifth
i love britney i hope its true!
Who the hell gives a flying fuck? The bitch is very very sick and needs help. Period.
lol…doubt it!
its gotta be a joke, she doesnt deserve to be on the front cover but im sure this guy will LOVE to hear it
Ciprian Tătăruşanu şi Lazlo Sepsi sunt ca şi transferaţi în Ghencea. and that's all i have to say about that
i can't believe i am on here for most of my day every day, and have never said I LOVE PEREZ HILTON! oh and this si crap britney on rolling stone..i dun't think so!
damn my link didnt show up
Re: karelin –
speak english, elvardo !
A COVER WITHOUT A INTERVIEW WOULD BE KNOW DIFFERENT THAN TAIBLOID COVER!!
REMOVE THE PICTURES PEREZ PLEASE
If it's not a joke, then god help us all.
Perez hilton , shut the FUCK UP! dont be hatin on britney because u dont look good as her
Re: monkey3000 –
Best. Comment. Evar.
No way she could sit still long enough.
I would totally lose respect for that magazine.
i think they're going crazy thats retarded the only problem is i will prolly buy it just to check it out like everyone else.
no way that a reputable magazine like Rolling Stone is going to give a cover to Britney right now…there are much bigger stars that sell REAL magazines like Rolling Stone, they are not another tabloid.
why not put someone who's musically relevant?
When it comes to Spears, nothing is surprising anymore.
I hope not.She need to sit down with GOD!Hes the only one who can get her out of this mess.Leave her alone.We all have problems.
It must be a painting on the cover… But they should do like a chart of Brits life in the industry… and focus on that, and not her family drama… that would be fresh.
Oh fame, you most pernicious of vain-glorious wenches. To take the piss out of lesser goddesses than Britney, do you dare! But tread not near Her golden countenance, Her realm tolerates you not within its precious radius of regal perfection, oh rough beast. Go, go you now, to yonder rocks and sling your best at those who rate lower than Brit, sweet Brit. (Those that rate lower than Brit include, but are not limited to, the following: JLo, LiLo, NiRi, PaHi, AnJo plus that crazy Portuguese homeless lady that refused to help a brother out with a handjob last night, you KNOW who you ARE)
yeah, she'll show up for the photo shoot and Dr. Phil and mom and dad will snatch her and put her into a straight jacket. One could only hope.
PS As a mother I am stumped as how she is having gobs of fun while she lost custody of her children?
NICOLE'S IN THE HOSPITAL!!
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I haven't had a Big League Chew in quite some time now.
Now he's asking us to write the site for him. I guess he got tired of posting rumors from other people's sites.
There's no way she'd pose for a new photo shoot with them and sit down for an interview. Is there????
HER PIT STOPS ARE TO A WAY TO TAKE A QUICK BUMP OF METH. HER TRIP TO MEXICO ON A PRIVATE PLANE WAS TO PICK UP MORE METH. HER AND AD ARE BOTH BIG METH HEADS. DIPSHITS.
HER PIT STOPS ARE TO A WAY TO TAKE A QUICK BUMP OF METH. HER TRIP TO MEXICO ON A PRIVATE PLANE WAS TO PICK UP MORE METH. HER AND AD ARE BOTH BIG METH HEADS. DIPSHITS.
HER PIT STOPS ARE TO A WAY TO TAKE A QUICK BUMP OF METH. HER TRIP TO MEXICO ON A PRIVATE PLANE WAS TO PICK UP MORE METH. HER AND AD ARE BOTH BIG METH HEADS. DIPSHITS.
HER PIT STOPS ARE TO A WAY TO TAKE A QUICK BUMP OF METH. HER TRIP TO MEXICO ON A PRIVATE PLANE WAS TO PICK UP MORE METH. HER AND AD ARE BOTH BIG METH HEADS. DIPSHITS.
HER PIT STOPS ARE TO A WAY TO TAKE A QUICK BUMP OF METH. HER TRIP TO MEXICO ON A PRIVATE PLANE WAS TO PICK UP MORE METH. HER AND AD ARE BOTH BIG METH HEADS. DIPSHITS.
Re: PAT – spellcheck much?…"no"…not "know"…and its spelled tabloid…your parents must be so proud
Re: karelin – xinga tu madre pendejo metete en tu vida i no en la d ella!!
she'll do it for the right price
this is soooo false! Johnny Depp is gonna be on the cover!
I WISH THE WORLD MEDIA AND HER IDIOT FANS WOULD JUST ABANDON HER AND MOVE ON. SHE'LL NEVER GO FOR HELP AS LONG AS PEOPLE KEEP PAYING ATTENTION TO HER. IT MAKES HER THINK SHE'S NORMAL THAT PEOPLE ARE STILL INTERESTED IN HER RETARDED SHIT. IGNORE HER! SHE NEEDS TO HIT ROCK BOTTOM AND BE PUT AWAY IN THE MENTAL INSTITUTION.
I fear my friend Britney will kill herself
by J. Randy Taraborrelli - More by this author »
She's had the worst week of her life. Now, as she goes on the run with a photographer who once stalked her, an insider who knows her well reveals she's been fighting manic depression for a year…
The young woman was adamant: "They're not sending me to the nut house," she shouted into her mobile phone.
"No one can make me go if I don't want to go, and I ain't goin'."
It was last Tuesday evening and Britney Spears was talking to a close friend as she cruised down Sunset Boulevard in her black sports car, followed by the swarm of paparazzi that pursues her everywhere she goes.
As the friend tried to reason with the star, her words - and her driving - became increasingly erratic.
"See that? I just went through another stop sign," Britney shrieked. "See what you made me do? I'm gonna hurt someone out here!"
hen the 26-year-old made a chilling promise: "I'll kill myself before I let them lock me up again. So tell Mama and Daddy I said so!"
this will be the first rollingstone i'm buying in a very long time………….
Just before she hung up, she uttered a final few words.
And as someone who has known and liked Britney for almost a decade, I find what she had to say utterly chilling.
"Oh my God," she moaned. "It's over for me."
In one short week, it seems, Britney's life has become a living nightmare, turning a troubled young star into a woman on the brink of insanity.
The crisis began last weekend, when a four-hour police stand-off at her Los Angeles home over custody of her two young children ended with Britney being strapped to an ambulance trolley and dragged off to the mental ward of a hospital.
As a result, she's been stripped of all custody of her children.
Meanwhile, her frantic parents are racking their brains, trying to figure out how to have their tormented young daughter formally committed to an institution.
And to add to the mess, a British paparazzo whom Britney has just taken into her confidence - and her bed - has already betrayed that trust in the most sordid way.or several years, Adnan Ghalib has been one of the many photographers who earns a wage simply by following Britney Spears's every move.
Originally from Afghanistan, he moved with his family to London in 1977 as a five-year-old refugee, later settling in California, where he managed a strip bar before branching out as a paparazzo.
Though married, he's been separated from his wife, Azlynn Berry, for about a year.
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eanwhile, her frantic parents are racking their brains, trying to figure out how to have their tormented young daughter formally committed to an institution.
And to add to the mess, a British paparazzo whom Britney has just taken into her confidence - and her bed - has already betrayed that trust in the most sordid way.or several years, Adnan Ghalib has been one of the many photographers who earns a wage simply by following Britney Spears's every move.
Originally from Afghanistan, he moved with his family to London in 1977 as a five-year-old refugee, later settling in California, where he managed a strip bar before branching out as a paparazzo.
Though married, he's been separated from his wife, Azlynn Berry, for about a year.
So how did this 35-year-old low-life end up sleeping with the star he was stalking?
"Britney has been slipping off to hotels and spending the night with this guy for a couple of weeks now," says one disgusted friend of the singer.
"It started on December 23 when they spent the night together at the Peninsula in Beverly Hills. He's a creepy guy.
"He always said he would one day get Britney Spears in the sack, and I guess he finally has. She's giddy when she's around him. But I think he's out to use her."
Quite so. For on Wednesday, Britney learned that Ghalib had been attempting to sell pictures of Britney wearing only her knickers.
he asking price? A million dollars, cash.
He has now reportedly settled for a little more than £25,000 from an Australian magazin
Given such a betrayal, one would think Britney would be outraged. But far from it. At the time of writing, Ghalib was still by her side.
On Wednesday, the pair boarded a private jet, heading for Mexico, arriving back in LA on Thursday night when Britney was pictured sitting in a car at a petrol station, wearing glasses and her favoured disguise of a bizarre neon pink bobbed wig - all the while puffing on an unidenitified inhaler, in clear view of watching photographers.
Such odd behaviour has left her friends as mystified as they are concerned. But it says a great deal about Britney's emotional state.
"She's used to people exploiting her," says one of her close confidantes. "She once told me: 'If I cut everyone out of my life who has tried to make a buck off me, I'd have no one.'
"She feels she's been exploited by lovers, assistants, managers, her ex-husband, her parents. Why should Ghalib be any different?
"So, as far as I know, she's still sleeping with the enemy, at least for now. But she can't make rational decisions, anyway. She's too messed up. This girl needs help, badly." A fearful relative agrees: "Actually, it's been this way for months.
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People assume that she's been on illegal drugs and, of course, she has been in the past.
"But most of that stopped months ago when the court ordered frequent drug tests in the child custody case between her and Kevin (Federline, her ex-husband).
"The only drugs she's on right now are certain prescription medications she's taking for extreme anxiety and ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder), and that includes Adderall, which is a powerful amphetamine.
"Actually, I think the Adderall is ruining her," continued the family member.
"It makes her manic. But that's the least of her problems.
"What no one in the family wants to admit is that she's probably bi-polar" - a form of manic depression that leads to wild mood swings.Indeed, I can confirm that Britney was diagnosed as being "suspected bipolar" when she was in Promises rehab in Santa Monica, California, last year.
Doctors there also thought she was suffering from a borderline personality disorder.
However, a final diagnosis couldn't be made without additional tests, which Britney refused to undertake.
The Spears family has been desperately trying to get a conclusive diagnosis. But the problem is, without Britney's cooperation, there's no way to do it.
"And now that she's let it go on too long, she's totally bonkers," said her relative.
"I have actually been with her when she's bashed her head against a wall, trying to hurt herself.
"She needs to be in a hospital, but she won't go. She'll have to be committed. That's the only way."
Now, in desperation, the singer's parents - Jamie and Lynne Spears - along with Kevin Federline, have begun to undertake drastic action to help Britney.
They are considering "a number of different scenarios".
But the most extreme option is for them to go to court and get an order that would force Britney into in-patient treatment.
If that happens, Britney would be forcibly detained by police on a '5150' - a formal charge meaning that she's a danger to herself or others. Then, while she's in a hospital, doctors would appeal to the County Public Guardian, who would go to court and ask for power of attorney.
Britney could then be involuntarily committed to a mental hospital for her own good. Whether or not all of this can be co-ordinated remains to be seen.
But if what took place when police raided Britney's home on January 3 is any indication, she's in desperate need of professional help.
police source gave me a chilling account of the four-hour stand-off, which began when Britney refused to hand over her children, Sean Preston, two, and Jayden James, 16 months, to Kevin Federline's bodyguards, at the end of her supervised access day.
The court-appointed monitor was able to get Sean Preston outside and into the bodyguard's vehicle.
But by the time she went back in for Jayden James, Britney had locked herself in the bathroom with the toddler.
By 10.45pm police had been summoned, and the stand-off was still going on with the child screaming and crying the whole time.
With Britney still refusing to surrender him, it had soon turned into a hostage situation. Fire engines and ambulances arrived with police helicopters hovering overhead and an army of paparazzi on the ground.
There was a very real fear that Britney would kill Jayden, and then herself. In fact, one source told me that there was a stage when Kevin Federline truly believed that his son was already dead.
But at 11.40pm, the authorities somehow convinced Britney to let them into the bathroom. Once they were with her, they actually had to wrestle Jayden away from her.
The boy was so traumatised, he was immediately taken to Cedars-Sinai Hospital in an ambulance. Paramedics then strapped Britney - who was alternately sobbing and laughing - to a trolley and loaded her into another ambulance.
She was also taken to Cedars, where she was admitted to a mental ward on a 72-hour watch.
In the subsequent Press furore, it was widely reported that Spears had a gun in the house, but I have learned that this is untrue.
"There is no way that anyone who knows Britney would allow her to have a gun during a supervised visit with her children," says a source close to the Spears family.
Nor is it true that her behaviour was the result of a cocktail known as a 'purple monster' - a mix of vodka, NyQuil painkillers and Red Bull, which the star was said to have downed, along with 100 different prescription pills (including Vicodin, Ritalin and sleeping pills).
Oddly, the nurse also told me that Britney insisted on speaking to the hospital staff using a clipped, British accent (a common symptom, says one psychologist I have spoken to, of a personality disorder).
As the doctors struggled for a formal diagnosis, Britney's parents rushed to her bedside, pleading with her to agree to psychiatric treatment.
But the star would not listen, screaming at her father: "You're not going to lock me up! You can forget it. I'm not going."
A further attempt by psychologist Dr Phil McGraw - who has a popular talk show here in the States - to persuade Britney to seek treatment also backfired horribly.
He barged into her room, at the invitation of her parents, subsequently giving a statement to the media saying: "My meeting with Britney leaves me convinced more than ever that she is in dire need of both medical and psychological intervention."
But it was to no avail. Refusing to recognise that she was ill, the star discharged herself from the hospital, leaving Kevin Federline in such fear of his family's safety that a restraining order has been now placed against her.
She is not allowed anywhere near him, or the children.
This latest twist has left Britney's friends in even greater fear for her sanity.
"The kids are her life," says one of her confidantes.
"She told me that she has no reason to live if she can't see her kids. So, yes, I'm afraid. Very afraid."
And with good reason, it would seem.
"A woman like Ms Spears who has exhibited this kind of frightening behaviour is a likely candidate for suicide," explains one Beverly Hills psychiatrist, who asked to remain anonymous.
"She has isolated herself exactly the way people suffering from this disorder do, cutting everyone out who can help.
"I truly believe she will not live through the year if she's not placed in involuntary mental health treatment.
"All of these incidents, from the photos last year of her baring her crotch to the shearing off of her hair… well, it sounds to me as if she's been living in a world of unreality for a long time."
His comments reminded me of an incident I witnessed three years ago, when Britney was at the height of her fame.
She and I were chatting at a hotel in Los Angeles, when she became panicked by the paparazzi who had gathered outside the building.
"Don't worry, we'll call in the double," said one of her handlers.
And sure enough, within 20 minutes a young woman who was the spitting image of Britney showed up at the hotel.
"Oh, thank God you made it," the star told her. Then the two went into a closet and switched clothing.
As the doppelganger made her exit, we watched from above while photographers went berserk taking the double's picture, setting off in hot pursuit when she left in Britney's car.
"Those dummies. They are so stupid. Look at them!" said Britney, relishing the deception.
"I don't know what I'd do if I actually had to live my own life 24 hours a day. Why, I think I'd go crazy."
And now? Britney's sleeping with one of those "dummies", her life is in tatters and her mind is increasingly unhinged.
Britney Will be on the Cover of Rolling Stone. Also, it will be a long story telling the facts of her life thus far. Total Bio stuff with interviews.
Oh, she'd do it. She needs that validation in her twisted mind. Maybe y'all haven't noticed, she'd dumb and crazy.
What's more, her immediate circle would allow her to do it.
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Yes X17 actually helped work on this SHE will be on the cover maybe not this week but soon.
This could be a good thing for Britney, it could clear the air. She could set the record straight, open up, tell her side of the story and just be honest for once instead of the trainwreck that she has become. If it's true and she does do is, she could turn it to her advantage, give us all the inside story and just get it all out in the open. She should use every opportunity possible to change her life around.
Perhaps they will make her do that photo spread she did in 1999 all over again?
are you kidding me?? hasn't she already been on it? well i guess if jessica simpson could be named housewife of the year then what can't happen? fucking bullshit tho, britney certainly doesn't deserve rolling stone cover. im a fan, especially of Blackout, but really.
oh god. i love it. HA britney is such a trainwreck. yeah right, she'd sit down for an interview my ass.
She should get sperminated by Muslims and go to Iran and be stoned to death. Those worthless Muslim fucks would love her there.
Rolling Stone rocks!!! Putting Britney on the cover would be a big risk and mistake.