Beyowulf Does Italy

It's a mini Destiny's Child reunion!
Kelly Rowland joined former bandmate Beyonce and her boyfriend Jay-Z in Milan on Saturday.
The trio hit the Versace fashion show.
Won't Mister Armani be mad???? Beyonce is the face of Armani's new fragrance.
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beyonce looks delightfully like a black girl
Okay, this picture looks funny because Jay-Z's leg is touching Kelly's and they are both leaned into each other and laughing/smiling. Beyonce has a VERY uncomfortable smlie and she looks detached from the two of them. Just an observation.
I am not at all surprised. The mania to suntan [and] the new chemical and genetic techniques that they are developing to allow people to have skin coloration is evidence that they feel at deep subconscious levels that something is missing and something is wrong. White people are developing techniques to increase their fertility and give them skin coloration; at the same time you have mass murder on the continent of Africa of Black people, a people who already have melanin pigmentation
Re: shequilah – you are so full of shit i checked out her childhood photos and she had dark dark dark hair!! you loser!!
Re: alisa – Word, ppl don't have no life!!! LOL
Re: mammy #2 – u know wat bitch im too fly for this i dont dislike white people nor black people so fuck u u dirty skank
Re: fried chicken & ribs! – WAIT? don't white folks smell like wet dogs???!!!
Re: mammy #2 – u no wat bitch i didnt even said i dislike white people or black people so fuk u dirty skank and i could give u a beat down in less than a minute so fuck u a matter a fact a second dont reply u stupid fuck
Re: chazzie wazzie – wateva bitch
Jay Z needs to lay off the scarves.
He looks like Vogue's Andre Leon Talley–I had to do a double take!
what's with americans and sandals in winter????
Holy Macarel Andys, can't weez all just get along….
kum-bay-fucking-ya people!
he looks like he likes Kelly more than Miss B.
Re: alisia – hey "crusty piss slit"!!!…I know why ur so angry….you wanna find out who yer daddy is? - poor little bastard!…too bad yer mama's a "fer-pay-lay" ho and u'll never know! …now go and get ur cleaning lady's uniform back on, there's motel rooms to be made up!
Re: Mammy – tfeh i think your a little white guy little little white guyand i think you wanna get fucked up the ass by anyone black fucked real hard i think thats the case here
Re: Mammy – tfeh i think your a little white guy little little white guyand i think you wanna get fucked up the ass by anyone black fucked real hard i think thats the case here
Re: mammy # 2 – yes indeed we shall put on our maids uniform to clean your bedsheets after you dad fucks your ass and your brothers mouth bitch
BEYONCE: She once said that she will never say what her imperfections are because fans will focus on them, well here are some that I have observed:
·Stinky Breath. (Maybe halitosis or just natural?)
·Big Earlobes.
·Lazy Left Eye.
·Web Wigs or laced wigs.
·Botox injections in her lips and laugh lines that make her smile crooked.
·Lipstick over her top lip to make it look fuller.
·Big Knees.
·Bottom legs shaped like a baseball bat with no muscle tone.
·Pigeon Toed.
·Corns on her toes.
Stay tuned…
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JAY-Z:
·Unattracted.
·Big ‘Coffee & Soup Cooler’ Lips.
·Big Nose Nostrils.
·Man boobs.
·Very Insecure.
·Loaded with Money.
·Used to be the best rapper alive, but now is the best joke alive. His rapping became too soft, thanks to the Knowles'.
·Says he’s a Hustler, but has been hustled by the Knowles’.
·Knowles’ lured and baited Jay and his money with Tacky Tina’s Gumbo.
·Knowles’ also upgrade Jay’s image, ie., style of dressing, attitude, mannerism, etc. Every time I hear Beyonce sings that song, Ugrade, it makes me laugh. Sucker!!
·Spent a fortune on Beyonce while she saved hers so she could take care of her greedy family.
Re: diXiechick – Hey "Dixie-CLIT" - shouldn't u be over on ellens posting area looking for a lonely dyke to bond with? U know, if u've had all ur immunization shots - u just might be "pimp-able"! - WHO THE FUCK WOULDA GUESSED THAT! - I bet I could charge as much as $5/nite for a lady like YOU! I know ur a durty gurl - I bet if I looked in ur panties I'd see loads of clitty-litter! MEOW! …get back to me when u can, ok hon?!
Re: Whites are inferioir to blacks – if your mama's cheque didn't bounce, you woulda got the last installment of "Hooked On Phonics" - too bad 4 u! …I'm glad to see that you're applying yourself though…you're one of the "rare" ones - there must be some "white" somewhere in your blood line! - wonder how that happened: drunk, dare, bet…had to be one of the 3!
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Let me know when your birthday is, I have the perfect gift for YOU!…and since I'm not so good with keeping secrets, I'll tell u now what it is that I got ya - it's a nice pair of LEATHER GLOVES!!! - now thanks to me(call me "Master"), your knuckles won't get sore from dragging on the ground YOU FUCKING APE!!!
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Re: Whites are inferioir to blacks – if your mama's cheque didn't bounce, you woulda got the last installment of "Hooked On Phonics" - too bad 4 u! …I'm glad to see that you're applying yourself though…you're one of the "rare" ones - there must be some "white" somewhere in your blood line! - wonder how that happened: drunk, dare, bet…had to be one of the 3!
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Let me know when your birthday is, I have the perfect gift for YOU!…and since I'm not so good with keeping secrets, I'll tell u now what it is that I got ya - it's a nice pair of LEATHER GLOVES!!! - now thanks to me(call me "Master"), your knuckles won't get sore from dragging on the ground YOU FUCKING APE!!!
Re: Pathetic crakkka – you really should WAIT untill your mama's welfare cheque comes in so you can get the last installment of "Hooked on Phonics" - it's very important! I apologize for using multi syllable words, but it's really difficult "dumbing it down" to your cognitive level! hmmm…what am I jealous of….thinking….thinking….nope, nada, zip…nothing to be jealous of! Like I'd want that horrible stank…or your blubber lips…or brillo pad pubes…like my goal in life is to work at KFC…LOL! what R U better at?….hmmm…break & enter, picking cotton, running from law enforcement, raping babies in the Astrodome after Katrina, laundry, standing in line, beating women, swinging from trees, cheating on black men & always with WHITE men, making biscuits, eating watermelon…I know I missed listing lots of stuff, but I don't want to overload your already thick skull! …OH…1 more thing…you're good at eating glue - Kindgertarden - that musta been a fun 5 years for u!
Re: Pathetic crakkka – you really should WAIT untill your mama's welfare cheque comes in so you can get the last installment of "Hooked on Phonics" - it's very important! I apologize for using multi syllable words, but it's really difficult "dumbing it down" to your cognitive level! hmmm…what am I jealous of….thinking….thinking….nope, nada, zip…nothing to be jealous of! Like I'd want that horrible stank…or your blubber lips…or brillo pad pubes…like my goal in life is to work at KFC…LOL! what R U better at?….hmmm…break & enter, picking cotton, running from law enforcement, raping babies in the Astrodome after Katrina, laundry, standing in line, beating women, swinging from trees, cheating on black men & always with WHITE men, making biscuits, eating watermelon…I know I missed listing lots of stuff, but I don't want to overload your already thick skull! …OH…1 more thing…you're good at eating glue - Kindgertarden - that musta been a fun 5 years for u!!!
Re: You have A LOT to be envious of CRAKKKA – You're almost funny…wanna wash my car? I'll give you a shiny quarter!
Re: You have A LOT to be envious of CRAKKKA – You're almost funny…wanna wash my car? I'll give you a shiny quarter!!!
Re: You have A LOT to be envious of CRAKKKA – um… just one question and PLEASE AWNSER IT! If what you just posted is true THEN HOW COME THERE ARE ONLY BUT A COUPLE OF BLACK PEOPLE IN COSMETIC, FASHION, OR ANY COMMERCIAL AD? NOT TO MENTION ON ANY TV SHOW! NAME BLACK SUPERMODELS! THEN NAME WHITE! HOW MANY DO YOU COME UP WITH FOR BOTH? HAHA… WHITES WIN! ALWAYS! NOW WHAT!
Re: You have A LOT to be envious of CRAKKKA – I can be your black Kate Moss tonite…. lol
Re: You have A LOT to be envious of CRAKKKA – Someone has "chicken" on their brain!…wonder who that is? K…so WHEN r u gonna pick my cotton fields? - they aren't gonna pick themselves?!?! Wow…I was warned about how LAZY ur kind are, but come on…how about I offer u a chicken bone to suck on…will that speed things up?
Re: You have A LOT to be envious of CRAKKKA – Re: UM YA – LOL
I thought it was common knowledge, who knew?!…but like us, not everyone can be white…good thing they have big blubber lips - ’cause they FUCKING SUCK BIG TIME!
Re: Another dumb crakkka – WHO WANTS WATERMELON! LOL
Re: Another dumb crakkka – HA HA HA….you think that Jay Z if attractive - U r a fucking RIOT!!! If you were a scent - you would smell like….fermented cunt sweat!
Re: Another dumb crakkka – HA HA HA….you think that Jay Z is attractive - U r a fucking RIOT!!! If you were a scent - you would smell like….fermented cunt sweat!
Re: WHITEISTIGHT – LOL! - GOOD ONE!
…I almost thought u'd get a reply asking directions where to go to 4 the melon!
Why does Beyonce get all these endorsements…am I missing something?? She's sooooooooooo 2003. Who is the Beyonce fan? Who would buy anything Beyonce endorsed…especially when her own clothing line is such fetid BS. Everybody knows she's coddled by mainstream fashion editors because she's the token black…endlessly profiling Halle Berry would grow boring to readers, so they enlisted Beyonce to diversify a bit. Too bad that also means "praising" the tackiest, basest, most unintelligent "fashionista," this country has EVER known. Have you seen the photos from Armani's show? They're ridiculous: Beyonce is, literally, mimicking the model's attire. So unimaginative and insecure…some fashionista! YUCK! And, it has nothing to do with her being black but everything to do with the recent trend, this country's modernday penchant for the most vapid of human tendencies. And, Jay Z DOES look like Anthony from Designing Women. It's hilarious! The guy is dressed EXACTLY like Anthony, smiling EXACTLY like Anthony, and from the looks of his girlfriend's HUGE Sugarbaker hair, he's probably keeping the seat warm for Julia or Mary-Jo.
they are still wearing matching outfits I see
Re: Why –
How does Queen LaQueefa get endorsements too? That big fat ass was all tough and mighty as a wannabe rapper. When that didn't pan out, she softened herself into more of a white person so that she could get paid. I for one wouldn't buy anything associated with her dyke mug.
LOL - I can just see JZ and Piffy sitting around as kids, looking at magazines from the 1970's at all the rich, white folks and how they dressed in those magazines. Then they told themselves when they got successful, they would dress like that too. That's where their fashion sense is coming from when they get all dressed up.
Beyonce looks wierdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Doesnt Jay-Z look like that guy who works for Vogue and dressed Jennifer Hudson for The Grammy's. I believe his name is Andre.
LOL. u guys are soooo immature. When are you all gonna get it thru ur heads that black people dnt wanna b white. The most popular music in the world is black inspired. u rarely hear about black celebs goin into rehab or falling out drunk on the streets (i.e. paris, lindsay,mischa,britney…etc).
I dnt discriminate against white bt i dnt like racist ppl. so i have to comment. Black people dominate athletics, music, boxing or most things we lay our hands on..etc.
U guys better be worried about GLOBAL WARMING cuz sooner or later, u guys are gonna be extinct due to sun burn/ skin cancer.lol.
Think about that instead of coming on perez hilton and hating on black celebs that respect themselves.
Sorry to the educated white folks (this white racists pushed me to write this) but Its true though.. you guys are gonna be extinct. You better start paying attention to climate change.ahahahahahah.
Nt to worry tho. just keep having babies for black dudes.. that way we'll always remember the colour white existed in the future:-)
THEY ALL LOOK GREAT AND BEYONCE ALWAYS DOES
TEAM QUEEN B
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Hot cUnt You are a bad Mutha Fuc ka… I'M IN STITCHES at the frosted ***** crazy - you'd make a killing with erotic writing and all I LOVE IT
Beyonce and Kelly are Matching how cute
Yo why …Jay Looks like Droopy the dog to me….Okay and a little camelish but yeah
I feel b's really "settled" down these past few months.. maybe cuz she fiiiiinally got married to her man last month
congrate to them!!
I feel b's really "settled" down these past few months.. maybe cuz she fiiiiinally got married to her man last month
congrates to them!!
I feel b's really "settled" down these past few months.. maybe cuz she fiiiiinally got married to her man last month
congrats to them!!
sorry for the typos btw :p
beyonce is bummed she's not the only girl in the pic!
i've never seen jay smile like that when he's w/ beyonce!
Doesn't it look like Kelly and Jay Z are the couple and Beyonce is the third wheel? She seems so awkward, like she doesn't belong.
#39, you got jokes huh. why don't you take a fucking shower then you ass would smell so fucking bad. Racist douche bag.
BEYONCES BETTER BLONDE!
Re: Butt-breath-beyonce Junior – THANKS FOR THE HOLLA BACK YOUNGIN!
Lol i like B's new hair its sorta like BAM 'im fierce so all u bitches step out of my way coz the queen B is about to sting'.
And guys plz stop suggesting that Hova and Kelly are going out or whateva. Like in this picture it 'hapened' to be that Hova was leaning to the left. But for the rest of the evening B and Hova couldve been showing all kinds of affection?!?!
Lol they guy in the background between B and Hova's heads. He is soo hot i want to fuck him!!
Re: concerned –
YES YES YES YES I AGREE. EVERYONE READ THAT MESSAGE THAT THIS PERSON WROTE U MIGHT LEARN SUMTHING FROM IT!!
YES BEYONCE SHOULD RELEASE 'BACK UP'!! IF U HAVENT HEARD OF THE SONG U ARENT A TRUE B FAN TYPE IT IN ON YOUTUBE AND YOU'LL SEE!!!
Re: Mammy – typical white trash- u fucking wet back. take ur stanking ass back to the pig farm. oh, can u please tell ur dumb ass friends to stop shooting up schools and sniffing glue u retarted piece of shit -pale face whore- go bake in the sun and get some color powder- stank pussy bitch. tell ur mom her daughter is a myspace and girls gone wild nasty whore!
Re: Mammy – typical white trash- u fucking wet back. take ur stanking ass back to the pig farm. oh, can u please tell ur dumb ass friends to stop shooting up schools and sniffing glue u retarted piece of shit -pale face whore- go bake in the sun and get some color powder- stank pussy bitch. tell ur mom her daughter is a myspace and girls gone wild nasty whore!
Re: Yessa – really, and what the fuck do white kids do when they see thier veins through their skin, oh, i know try to tan, so they won't look like casper. shut the fuck up rotten swine and go wash ur feet.
Re: Mammy – Do you belong in the KKK? I can't believe the racial hatred and downright ignorance shown on a simple thread like this! Has being racist really changed your lives? Goodness in 2008!!!! What a sad way to live one's life! I read the same racial hatred on the Kimora & Djimoun's thread! This is just shocking!!!!
Re: what to do, what to do, what to do – really? one thing we don't have time for is planning school shootings. swallow spit bitch. tell ur sister to get off the fucking pole, ur mom to slow down on the meds and learn how to stop her kids from shooting up schools, tell ur dad to take of the panties. u fucking hunky. u smell like pig shit. eat a aids infested DICK. bitch
white people smell like PORK. lick the ground after i spit on it bitches