They Should Have Arrested Him!
Filed under: Brandon Davis > Australiastic
Oily oil heir Brandon Davis was detained by Custom's officials in Sydney on Saturday.
No, they didn't find any drugs on him, surprisingly. But, the celebretard was questioned for more than two hours because officials found Davis with too much cash on him.
Any travelers entering the country with more than $10,000 in cash have to report that to Australian authorities.
Davis did not.
He was eventually released by Custom's officials.
Wonder why Brandon needed so much CASH???!!!
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
Posted: January 13, 2008 at 6:07 pm
PENIS!
not.
crack cash!
lol
no but seriously, ur not supposed to take that much cash into ANY country im pretty sure, u have to find another way of gettin it there
visa anyone? lol
not. ewww!
He's the real Firecrotch!!!!
GEEEEZE, these people really have alot of money, crazy
he needed the cash becuz he is havin a sex change to become a lezbion! yes! you heard it here first bitches! grab your kids cunts and run! this is the end of the world as we know it! there will now be all kinds of bloody cunts runnin the streets and cum dripping from the sky! lift up your assholes and smile! i have cum in your mouth for you! swallow my load and then eat a snickers! for this is the time to be a snake! slither slither! muah bitches!
That's not that much cash for rich people. I hate poor people.
YUCK NASTY!!!!!!
i'd fuck him sideways. with fucking rummer slipping her fingers on his ass, and then licking Rummer and Britneys and Chris Crocker's cunt.
yeah the police are fucking retards over here
LAST!!!
nr. 7!!!
Why are we still talkin about this turd and his WHALE ASS brother??
Because Australia has a butt load of gaming machines. There's a real gambling problem there and we all know that Brandon loves gambling more than he loves drugs.
What happened to Mischa and Paris and all those other chicks he's been hooking up with?
He's an idiot and complete spoiled brat!
drugs!
He is such a worthless, drunken piece of shit. How bout this leach whore dissapear somewhere. Ugly skank.
Aussies can have him! We want Russell!
If Brandon Davis and Rumer Willis had sex and Rumer got knocked up imagine what that baby would look like?
2nd
all that cash is to buy me something:) he called me yesturday and sked what i wanted
i love him
like 30th..
I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERSSS!
THEY ARE AMAZINGGGG : )
He would be hot if he kept his weight down and the oil to a minimum. Not sure if that's possible but under those circumstances I believe he could totally be hot. That's not to say that he wouldn't still be a douche but he could be a hot douche.
EAT
SHIT
AND
DIE!
what a douche. he is so gross.
HE LOOKS LIKE
A GREASY
CRACKED OUT
BUM
FOR HAVING SO
MUCH FUCKING
MONEY SMH
brandon davis makes me want to vomit.
he's hot
he's hot
Shouldnt he be shopping or something? Like a new Gucci purse of a Versace belt or a new Mercedes or house in Ventura?
He could use a phone call from Britney for some inspiration.
Learn how to use an apostrophe, you fat moron.
"Custom's officials"
Custom is officials? Custom has officials?
asian people suck!
I thought he was broke? and he totally looks like elvis!
Not hot unless you are a 13 year old girl who has never made out with a old pervert, then I guess you would think he's hot. Otherwise - not hot even with shit loads of cash….
NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT!
Wonder why Brandon needed so much CASH???!!!
Because he's filthy rich and goes through it like it's water?
I'm just guessing he was going gambling or shopping for luxury items(not drugs).
Maybe $10k to him is like $100 to us regular normal working people.
…he needed all that cash for an unlimited week of cocaine for his dealer who doesnt accept checks or credit
…he needed all that cash for an unlimited week of cocaine
…he needed all that cash for an unlimited week of cocaine
…he needed all that cash for an unlimited week of cocaine
…he needed all that cash for an unlimited week of cocaine
he needed so much money cos unlike other country s our hookers are classy and require more money LOL
so NOT hot… plus, living off of his name and not doing anything with his life, pretty pathetic.
i wish he knew the true value of $10,000
WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE INTRODUCE THIS GUY TO STRIDEX FACE WIPES!
and he had that much cash cause hes trying to start over in a land where he thinks no one knows hes a douche bag.
What a useless human being. Egh. gross.
he is a Hemorrhoid
Sex Change! Sissy Boy
for hookers
he was going to do his eyebrows
He's definately a drunk and top celebutard, but he has gorgeous lips and hands. Rich people always carry alot of cash when they travel or vacation. I'm surprised he didn't hide it better.
Grose dude that chuds in town? eurgh
the cash is probably for crack
Actually, he was detained for attempting illegally to import oil Down Under. He was attempting to smuggle the oil by craftily maintaining his normal greasy look and had rigged his small dipstick to register two quarts lower than the actual three gallons found when he was squeeged by authorities.
Paris Hilton..is a herpe infested fire crotch! She is worth about 7 million dolllars wich makes her really poor. And that is disgusting! lol
Hey Perez- if girls who are famous for just being rich are called "celebutants," then what are dudes who are famous for the same thing called? Celebutards? Celebuduchebags? Come up with something!
Hey Perez, I bet you secretly TOTALLY dig oilybear — that rosy skin, those plump lips, those thick shiny ringlets, those droopy bedroom eyes and perfectly formed brows.
You'd LOVE it if he spotted you out at some club and chased you breathless into a washroom cubicle or back alley, for some payback. And you'd totally dig his sweaty hugs and kisses.
C'mon — fess up!!
HAHAHAHAHA
Re: jasmine –
Errr…where to even start with that one….you are obviously not aware that Customs officers are not the same as Police Officers. Also, anyone who has travelled anywhere overseas knows that it is pretty standard to have a limit on undeclared cash allowed into any country.
Best not advertise your ignorance darling.
Why did he need so much cash??????
Because drug dealers don't take credit cards or checks!
He needs it to buy clearasil for that greasy spud face of his. He is a fat, lazy pig whol makes fun of fire crotch because she rejected his stank ass. He's fire crotch. He probably has a mini dingo in his pants, and he for sure needs to get his sweaty, shapeless body into a shower~!~!~! He'w a worthless piece of shit from a disfunctional family and he has no realy friends. He needs to go suck on his crack pipe
HE HAS NICE LIPS!
Um, decidedly NOT. Do we even need to ask this question. Will he just OD already and stop clogging the www with his sweaty bloated head??? HATE him.
Loser! Daddy's boy, no talent, ugly ass hole. Who cares about this idiot?
Please if he read this… please use some of that money for a soap bar and get a shower!
He needed the cash to gamble. We all know that Australia is the where people have gambling problems. Most people who live there lose evrything due to gambling. That is why Russell Crowe opened that Gambling house that helps people quit.
Hot. HOT HOT HOT!
if he lost some weight he would be really attractive
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Definitely HOT!
He bought it cause he wants to make a donation to the "I love Mickey Foundation". Yeah I know….don't talk to strangers especially those that you've pissed off. Is this the bit where…oh hell just look it up….R 11:7.
I had to laugh before I started my last job 6 different Insurance companies rang to see if I wanted to take out like insurance…..only happen to ME!
He wasn't released - He SLIPPED through their hands.
He's maxxed out his insurance claims for Valtrex. Some people come to Canada for cheaper drugs, he goes to Australia.
Re: Axxcexx – I don't think Dove is his favorite somehow…Kylie is here at the moment on the radio saying how she wants to be the Lady. She loves to wear her PJ's at home. Mine have "your a star" on them….wonder if she has those. My niece had a fake tattoo of a dragonfly on her stomach the other day. Her mum chose it. Someone has got issues with my abs I think. Like a rock they are.
Hey Kylie love WOW is it on the soundtrack to Alvin and the Chipmonks? Sorry to ruin all your lies, I'm lean but toned. I'm Sporty Spice not Chipmonk Spice
looks like he's smuggling drugs in his lower lip
Hes hot, Sorta looks like elvis.
Must be something to do with Russell Crow. The "mystery" Neighbor works for Vanity Fair. She is a celeb photographer. She usually stays with Russell when she's here. She flew in from New York just after New Year and is heading back in a couple of days.
What was the name of Meryl Streep's magazine?
…umm…any chance this guy will od soon?….
…umm…any chance this guy will o.d. soon?….
heyyyy gorgeouss!!!!!!!
and who the fuck cares about the mooneyyy
hes rich so why cant he carry what ever he wants to carryyyy
heyyyy gorgeouss!!!!!!!
and who the fuck cares about the mooneyyy
hes rich so why cant he carry what ever he wants to carryyyy
yucky!!! NOT HOT!!!!
Mr Davis is Classically beautiful and modernly HOT, so all you bitches, bow down and suck that money dripping dick!
Why does anyone care about this CRACK WHORE?????????
He loves red hot fire crack P%ssy
NOT HOT. YUCK!!
its totally not coz of drugs. we dont have good drugs in australia!
ok i know everyone's making fun of him, that's the nice thing about these online blogs… and trust me, i think he's the biggest tool ever, but i just got back from oz after living there for 5 months, and let me tell you:
it's not cheap. if i could have afforded taking that much cash on me (starving collegiate here), i SO would have. and with the american dollar lagging so goddamn much behind the rest of the world's currencies, we don't have a good exchange rate anymore… when i got there i could buy 1 aussie dollar with roughly 76 american cents. when i left, it was 1 aussie dollar to 97 american cents. in. five. months.
what does that tell you?
As if we need fucking idiots like him in our country. Piss off.
Man, Perez, you're really up with the Aussie stuff! I've heard things from you before my own country has reported it.
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not!!!!! I don't understand how ANYONE can find this guy attractive.
groomed eyebrows FREAK ME OUT
HE IS THE GROSSEST PERSON ALIVE! HES SO NASTY AND THINKS HES HOT SHIT! buuuuttttt…hes seriously not, everytime I see him he makes me gag…
ooo i think i just threw up in my mouth alittle…..
He needs all the money to pay to get laid, and LOTS of it . Otherwise he would never get any PUSSY. WHAT A GREAZY LOSER.
Duh, he buys his drugs on site.
to hot for words! hmmm mmmmmm hes proubly got a huge penis!
honestly, i'd do him and like it — for the right amount of cash! call me!