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They Should Have Arrested Him!

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Oily oil heir Brandon Davis was detained by Custom's officials in Sydney on Saturday.

No, they didn't find any drugs on him, surprisingly. But, the celebretard was questioned for more than two hours because officials found Davis with too much cash on him.

Any travelers entering the country with more than $10,000 in cash have to report that to Australian authorities.

Davis did not.

He was eventually released by Custom's officials.

Wonder why Brandon needed so much CASH???!!!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

    Posted: Jan 13, 2008 at 6:07 pm / Email this  »
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    97 comments to “They Should Have Arrested Him!”

    1. David says – reply to this


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      PENIS!

    2. Andrea says – reply to this


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      not.

    3. cindalish says – reply to this


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      crack cash!
      lol
      no but seriously, ur not supposed to take that much cash into ANY country im pretty sure, u have to find another way of gettin it there

      visa anyone? lol

    4. dani says – reply to this


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      not. ewww!

    5. tina says – reply to this


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      He's the real Firecrotch!!!!

    6. costamesaboy says – reply to this


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      GEEEEZE, these people really have alot of money, crazy

    7. hotcunt says – reply to this


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      he needed the cash becuz he is havin a sex change to become a lezbion! yes! you heard it here first bitches! grab your kids cunts and run! this is the end of the world as we know it! there will now be all kinds of bloody cunts runnin the streets and cum dripping from the sky! lift up your assholes and smile! i have cum in your mouth for you! swallow my load and then eat a snickers! for this is the time to be a snake! slither slither! muah bitches!

    8. Vote For Me, Rudy Giuliani says – reply to this


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      That's not that much cash for rich people. I hate poor people.

    9. dsfl says – reply to this


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      YUCK NASTY!!!!!!

    10. Dano says – reply to this


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      i'd fuck him sideways. with fucking rummer slipping her fingers on his ass, and then licking Rummer and Britneys and Chris Crocker's cunt.

    11. jasmine says – reply to this


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      yeah the police are fucking retards over here

    12. Gummi Bear says – reply to this


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      LAST!!!

    13. Nanný says – reply to this


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      nr. 7!!!

    14. Mike says – reply to this


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      Why are we still talkin about this turd and his WHALE ASS brother??

    15. Lucky says – reply to this


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      Because Australia has a butt load of gaming machines. There's a real gambling problem there and we all know that Brandon loves gambling more than he loves drugs.

    16. Alexisonfire says – reply to this


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      What happened to Mischa and Paris and all those other chicks he's been hooking up with?

    17. Amanda says – reply to this


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      He's an idiot and complete spoiled brat!

    18. mary says – reply to this


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      drugs!

    19. violet says – reply to this


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      He is such a worthless, drunken piece of shit. How bout this leach whore dissapear somewhere. Ugly skank.

    20. Pinhead says – reply to this


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      Aussies can have him! We want Russell!

    21. Patches says – reply to this


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      If Brandon Davis and Rumer Willis had sex and Rumer got knocked up imagine what that baby would look like?

    22. nebo says – reply to this


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      2nd

    23. ?? says – reply to this


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      all that cash is to buy me something:) he called me yesturday and sked what i wanted :) i love him

    24. yeah says – reply to this


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      like 30th..

    25. jBROSSforever says – reply to this


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      I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERSSS!
      THEY ARE AMAZINGGGG : )

    26. canadian says – reply to this


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      He would be hot if he kept his weight down and the oil to a minimum. Not sure if that's possible but under those circumstances I believe he could totally be hot. That's not to say that he wouldn't still be a douche but he could be a hot douche. ;)

    27. em says – reply to this


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      EAT

      SHIT

      AND

      DIE!

    28. liz says – reply to this


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      what a douche. he is so gross.

    29. EWWWWWWWWWWW YUCK says – reply to this


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      HE LOOKS LIKE
      A GREASY
      CRACKED OUT
      BUM
      FOR HAVING SO
      MUCH FUCKING
      MONEY SMH

    30. taylor says – reply to this


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      brandon davis makes me want to vomit.

    31. hayley says – reply to this


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      he's hot

    32. hayley says – reply to this


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      he's hot

    33. Patches says – reply to this


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      Shouldnt he be shopping or something? Like a new Gucci purse of a Versace belt or a new Mercedes or house in Ventura?
      He could use a phone call from Britney for some inspiration.

    34. perezisfat says – reply to this


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      Learn how to use an apostrophe, you fat moron.

      "Custom's officials"

      Custom is officials? Custom has officials?

    35. ghostin007@gmail.com says – reply to this


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      asian people suck!

    36. ann says – reply to this


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      I thought he was broke? and he totally looks like elvis!

    37. Patches says – reply to this


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      Not hot unless you are a 13 year old girl who has never made out with a old pervert, then I guess you would think he's hot. Otherwise - not hot even with shit loads of cash….

    38. lisa marie amanda says – reply to this


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      NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT!

    39. TX Perez Fan says – reply to this


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      Wonder why Brandon needed so much CASH???!!!
      Because he's filthy rich and goes through it like it's water?
      I'm just guessing he was going gambling or shopping for luxury items(not drugs).
      Maybe $10k to him is like $100 to us regular normal working people.

    40. missy says – reply to this


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      …he needed all that cash for an unlimited week of cocaine for his dealer who doesnt accept checks or credit

    41. missy says – reply to this


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      …he needed all that cash for an unlimited week of cocaine

    42. missy says – reply to this


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      …he needed all that cash for an unlimited week of cocaine

    43. missy says – reply to this


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      …he needed all that cash for an unlimited week of cocaine

    44. missy says – reply to this


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      …he needed all that cash for an unlimited week of cocaine

    45. aussiechick says – reply to this


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      he needed so much money cos unlike other country s our hookers are classy and require more money LOL

    46. Johanna says – reply to this


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      so NOT hot… plus, living off of his name and not doing anything with his life, pretty pathetic.

    47. eh says – reply to this


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      i wish he knew the true value of $10,000

    48. yo-yo says – reply to this


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      WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE INTRODUCE THIS GUY TO STRIDEX FACE WIPES!

      and he had that much cash cause hes trying to start over in a land where he thinks no one knows hes a douche bag.

    49. annoyed by rich useless people. says – reply to this


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      What a useless human being. Egh. gross.

    50. brian says – reply to this


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      he is a Hemorrhoid

    51. Dina O says – reply to this


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      Sex Change! Sissy Boy

    52. Jillian says – reply to this


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      for hookers

    53. Brenda says – reply to this


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      he was going to do his eyebrows

    54. brainchild says – reply to this


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      He's definately a drunk and top celebutard, but he has gorgeous lips and hands. Rich people always carry alot of cash when they travel or vacation. I'm surprised he didn't hide it better.

    55. mish says – reply to this


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      Grose dude that chuds in town? eurgh
      the cash is probably for crack

    56. coo-coo d' beaucoups says – reply to this


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      Actually, he was detained for attempting illegally to import oil Down Under. He was attempting to smuggle the oil by craftily maintaining his normal greasy look and had rigged his small dipstick to register two quarts lower than the actual three gallons found when he was squeeged by authorities.

    57. bedahthnu says – reply to this


      57

      Paris Hilton..is a herpe infested fire crotch! She is worth about 7 million dolllars wich makes her really poor. And that is disgusting! lol

    58. Buster says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez- if girls who are famous for just being rich are called "celebutants," then what are dudes who are famous for the same thing called? Celebutards? Celebuduchebags? Come up with something! :)

    59. blablabla says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez, I bet you secretly TOTALLY dig oilybear — that rosy skin, those plump lips, those thick shiny ringlets, those droopy bedroom eyes and perfectly formed brows.
      You'd LOVE it if he spotted you out at some club and chased you breathless into a washroom cubicle or back alley, for some payback. And you'd totally dig his sweaty hugs and kisses.

      C'mon — fess up!!

      HAHAHAHAHA

    60. aaa says – reply to this


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      Re: jasmine –
      Errr…where to even start with that one….you are obviously not aware that Customs officers are not the same as Police Officers. Also, anyone who has travelled anywhere overseas knows that it is pretty standard to have a limit on undeclared cash allowed into any country.
      Best not advertise your ignorance darling.

    61. Me says – reply to this


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      Why did he need so much cash??????

      Because drug dealers don't take credit cards or checks!

    62. bobina says – reply to this


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      He needs it to buy clearasil for that greasy spud face of his. He is a fat, lazy pig whol makes fun of fire crotch because she rejected his stank ass. He's fire crotch. He probably has a mini dingo in his pants, and he for sure needs to get his sweaty, shapeless body into a shower~!~!~! He'w a worthless piece of shit from a disfunctional family and he has no realy friends. He needs to go suck on his crack pipe

    63. bebo says – reply to this


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      HE HAS NICE LIPS!

    64. FRAN says – reply to this


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      Um, decidedly NOT. Do we even need to ask this question. Will he just OD already and stop clogging the www with his sweaty bloated head??? HATE him.

    65. Black is Back says – reply to this


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      Loser! Daddy's boy, no talent, ugly ass hole. Who cares about this idiot?

    66. Axxcexx says – reply to this


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      Please if he read this… please use some of that money for a soap bar and get a shower!

    67. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      He needed the cash to gamble. We all know that Australia is the where people have gambling problems. Most people who live there lose evrything due to gambling. That is why Russell Crowe opened that Gambling house that helps people quit.

    68. Jenna says – reply to this


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      Hot. HOT HOT HOT!

    69. kick says – reply to this


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      if he lost some weight he would be really attractive

    70. i hate spics says – reply to this


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      i hate spics, hang until death, i hate spics, hang until death, i hate spics, hang until death, i hate spics, hang until death, i hate spics, hang until death, i hate spics, hang until death, i hate spics, hang until death, i hate spics, hang until death, i hate spics, hang until death, i hate spics, hang until death, i hate spics, hang until death, i hate spics, hang until death, i hate spics, hang until death, i hate spics, hang until death, i hate spics, hang until death, i hate spics, hang until death, i hate spics, hate until death, i hate spics, hang until death, i hate spics!

    71. christin says – reply to this


      71

      Definitely HOT!

    72. Always look on the bright side of life says – reply to this


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      He bought it cause he wants to make a donation to the "I love Mickey Foundation". Yeah I know….don't talk to strangers especially those that you've pissed off. Is this the bit where…oh hell just look it up….R 11:7.

      I had to laugh before I started my last job 6 different Insurance companies rang to see if I wanted to take out like insurance…..only happen to ME!

    73. Lucinda says – reply to this


      73

      He wasn't released - He SLIPPED through their hands.

    74. evilmom says – reply to this


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      He's maxxed out his insurance claims for Valtrex. Some people come to Canada for cheaper drugs, he goes to Australia.

    75. My name means???? says – reply to this


      75

      Re: Axxcexx – I don't think Dove is his favorite somehow…Kylie is here at the moment on the radio saying how she wants to be the Lady. She loves to wear her PJ's at home. Mine have "your a star" on them….wonder if she has those. My niece had a fake tattoo of a dragonfly on her stomach the other day. Her mum chose it. Someone has got issues with my abs I think. Like a rock they are.

      Hey Kylie love WOW is it on the soundtrack to Alvin and the Chipmonks? Sorry to ruin all your lies, I'm lean but toned. I'm Sporty Spice not Chipmonk Spice

    76. jugi says – reply to this


      76

      looks like he's smuggling drugs in his lower lip

    77. Tastey says – reply to this


      77

      Hes hot, Sorta looks like elvis.

    78. Only $10,000? says – reply to this


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      Must be something to do with Russell Crow. The "mystery" Neighbor works for Vanity Fair. She is a celeb photographer. She usually stays with Russell when she's here. She flew in from New York just after New Year and is heading back in a couple of days.

      What was the name of Meryl Streep's magazine?

    79. JeromeGee says – reply to this


      79

      …umm…any chance this guy will od soon?….

    80. JeromeGee says – reply to this


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      …umm…any chance this guy will o.d. soon?….

    81. cori says – reply to this


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      heyyyy gorgeouss!!!!!!!
      and who the fuck cares about the mooneyyy
      hes rich so why cant he carry what ever he wants to carryyyy

    82. cori says – reply to this


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      heyyyy gorgeouss!!!!!!!
      and who the fuck cares about the mooneyyy
      hes rich so why cant he carry what ever he wants to carryyyy

    83. kellyb says – reply to this


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      yucky!!! NOT HOT!!!!

    84. Mike-N-NYC says – reply to this


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      Mr Davis is Classically beautiful and modernly HOT, so all you bitches, bow down and suck that money dripping dick!

    85. Chiley says – reply to this


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      Why does anyone care about this CRACK WHORE?????????

    86. Chiley says – reply to this


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      He loves red hot fire crack P%ssy

    87. Michelle says – reply to this


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      NOT HOT. YUCK!!

    88. emma says – reply to this


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      its totally not coz of drugs. we dont have good drugs in australia! :(

    89. aquacombatgurl says – reply to this


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      ok i know everyone's making fun of him, that's the nice thing about these online blogs… and trust me, i think he's the biggest tool ever, but i just got back from oz after living there for 5 months, and let me tell you:

      it's not cheap. if i could have afforded taking that much cash on me (starving collegiate here), i SO would have. and with the american dollar lagging so goddamn much behind the rest of the world's currencies, we don't have a good exchange rate anymore… when i got there i could buy 1 aussie dollar with roughly 76 american cents. when i left, it was 1 aussie dollar to 97 american cents. in. five. months.

      what does that tell you?

    90. Emma says – reply to this


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      As if we need fucking idiots like him in our country. Piss off.
      Man, Perez, you're really up with the Aussie stuff! I've heard things from you before my own country has reported it.

    91. Bel says – reply to this


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      Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not!!!!! I don't understand how ANYONE can find this guy attractive.

    92. kelly says – reply to this


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      groomed eyebrows FREAK ME OUT

    93. Sarah says – reply to this


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      HE IS THE GROSSEST PERSON ALIVE! HES SO NASTY AND THINKS HES HOT SHIT! buuuuttttt…hes seriously not, everytime I see him he makes me gag…
      ooo i think i just threw up in my mouth alittle…..

    94. G. Ray says – reply to this


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      He needs all the money to pay to get laid, and LOTS of it . Otherwise he would never get any PUSSY. WHAT A GREAZY LOSER.

    95. jack says – reply to this


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      Duh, he buys his drugs on site.

    96. donatella says – reply to this


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      to hot for words! hmmm mmmmmm hes proubly got a huge penis!

    97. strike_a_poseur says – reply to this


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      honestly, i'd do him and like it — for the right amount of cash! call me!