When Bjork Attacks!

Filed under: Bjork

Don't mess with Bjork. She'll fuck you up!

The temperamental star has done it again!

Upon arriving at the airport in Auckland, New Zealand, on Sunday, the singer was snapped by a local paparazzo. Well, she was having none of that and beat the shit out of him.

Photographer Glenn Jeffrey claims:

"I took a couple of pictures … and as I turned and walked away she came up behind me, grabbed the back of my black skivvy (T-shirt) and tore it."

"As she did this, she fell over, she fell to the ground. At no stage did I touch her or speak with her."

Bjork said nothing throughout the incident but her male companion was saying: "'B, don't do this, B, don't do this."

Ooops, well she did it. Again.

Cuz she can. That's just how she rolls!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Jan 13, 2008 at 8:58 pm / Email this »

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amaranta says – reply to this

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1st!
kayleigh says – reply to this

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ew
poop says – reply to this

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first
joely gabor says – reply to this

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is that sunblock on her forehead?
pamela says – reply to this

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Ugh. I love you, Bjork
Joey says – reply to this

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FIRST?!?! PELASE

btw i love her
Steff says – reply to this

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wow dont mess with "B"
chacha says – reply to this

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so
lisa says – reply to this

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1st!
Jesster says – reply to this

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FIRST!
karina says – reply to this

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good for her!! about time to finish the papa madness!
first
sammmyG says – reply to this

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5th?
Jesster says – reply to this

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FIRST
armyofme says – reply to this

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GO BJORK!!! nothing like an artistic temperament to put a man in his place!!
terri says – reply to this

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hi mitchy and checa
cock says – reply to this

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fuck cocks
nicole says – reply to this

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FIFTY FIVE !!!!! LMFAO, ahha her outfit is hideous.
lexistar23 says – reply to this

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1st, and gross!!!
hannahmontanaconcert.net says – reply to this

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She's frustrated since she has to live in Iceland! Wouldn't you?
MAN OF LEISURE says – reply to this

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bwack!
sowhat says – reply to this

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why is her forehead a different color?
goipdj says – reply to this

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HAHA!! go bjork!
Whaaa? says – reply to this

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What the fuck is up with her forehead?
Carla says – reply to this

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That bitch is hot to trot… no lies… no bullshit…. just fabulous…

Go get em crazy!
Nic says – reply to this

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1st.
jaime says – reply to this

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woo!
jaime says – reply to this

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woo!
jaime says – reply to this

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woo!
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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wowzers, thats twice……… good voice, if your in the biork mood
Kelli says – reply to this

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1st!
fghfg says – reply to this

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whats up with her forehead?
jaime says – reply to this

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ouch
phxaz says – reply to this

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what's up with her forehead???
Patches says – reply to this

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The most fascinating thing I've ever heard, holy shit.
natalie says – reply to this

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shes crazaaaaay
tate says – reply to this

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Bjork… youz so crazy.
kdizzle says – reply to this

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first
Patches says – reply to this

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About as interesting as my mom baking cookies. Youre the new Rumer Willis P, congratulations!
cinn says – reply to this

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Damn Thats Fukked Up! First?
kathie! says – reply to this

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what the heck is on her forehead???
fuk fat fags says – reply to this

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first or last my name says it all
kiera says – reply to this

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Awesome
Q.T. Pie says – reply to this

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Don't know who she is. Don't give a shit.
sidaq says – reply to this

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first
jp says – reply to this

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ripping a shirt = she beat the shit out of him?
God you're an asshole.
kim says – reply to this

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That is one ugly and stupid bitch.
if i ws the photograper,i would have punched that nasty bitch in the face.
BunnyKisses says – reply to this

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Her head is rather strange. And that outfit should be burned and buried somewhere it can never escape. Much like B's career.
goldiefish000 says – reply to this

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She should be jailed for wearing such a hideous outfit! Ugh!
No you're not 1st! says – reply to this

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Oh lord the posts aren't showing up, there's gonna be like 50 people who think they're first… lord help us all! And to those of you who think you're first, get a life! Make useful comments that people want to read, not just FIRST! 1ST! Dumb asses!
Sparky says – reply to this

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Yes…that is how she rolls…at least her eskimo heritage will "eskimo roll" her kayak. What a no talent loser.
cinque says – reply to this

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love her. she demands r-e-s-p-e-c-t!!! and she deserves it. pap's be warned…
Ugh says – reply to this

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Re: kim – You are disgusting. I really fucking hate how other women call eachother shit like that. We're our own enemies.
Ugh says – reply to this

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Re: kim – You are disgusting. I really fucking hate how other women call eachother shit like that. We're our own enemies.
K. says – reply to this

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Perhaps if more celebrities responded to photographers' assaults in this way, photographers would be more respectful. I'm sorry, but not allowing someone to walk to their car, drive the car, or simply carry on, is infringing on that person's very basic rights to privacy.
Markr says – reply to this

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I guess woman's movements has not caught up with violence as wrong thing,
really? says – reply to this

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OH COME ON. ANYONE WHO WEARS THAT WANTS TO HAVE THEIR PIC TAKEN. SILLY CELEBS DRESSING LIKE IT IS HALLOWEEN AND THEN
CRYING…"DON'T LOOK AT ME!" SILLY CELEBS
Leanne says – reply to this

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If I wore something that hideous, I'd probably kick someone's ass for trying to take a picture as well.
yo-yo says – reply to this

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SHES SUCH A ”NEVER REALLY WAS MUCH”/ ”HAS BEEN”, YOUD THINK SHED BE SOMEWHAT GREATFUL FOR ATTENTION.
shirleyB says – reply to this

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Whats up with her forehead? Afraid to get sunburn in the airport??
Her name Sounds cool til you know it means "Birch Tree" in Scandanavian..
Shineiton says – reply to this

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Well at least its not another britteny thing.

Hell yeah bjork attacks cause she is bad ass
just like these ladies

woozyfly.com/girlinacoma
Jesse says – reply to this

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PROBABLY BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T WANT HER PASTY ASS FOREHEAD ALL OVER THE MEDIA! SERIOUSLY, WHY IS HOMEGIRL'S FOREHEAD SO PALE COMPARED TO THE REST OF HER FACE AND NECK? DAY-UM!
NonCYboY (With a fake British Accent like BRIT-BRIT!) says – reply to this

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Bjorn is fierce!
Neil says – reply to this

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I seriously hate this bitch, someone needs to teach her a lesson and smash her fucking face in.
geigh says – reply to this

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Artsy wimminz are nuts. How old is Bjork? She should be thinking about retirement. Please stop posting stories about old women, Perez. This chick is old enough to be someone's grandmother.
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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1st…….that actually irritates weak minded people……haha
grace says – reply to this

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why wear all those crazy clothes and makeup not to have your picture taken?
DUCK! says – reply to this

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Those Icelandic girls can be tough, just like the weather!
nzgirl says – reply to this

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um..I love Bjork…
But New Zealand doesn't really have a papparazzi so no need to go nato. Really, there are 2 or 3 tabloid magazines here so no hordes of photogs.
Chillax B!
jen says – reply to this

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perez..the way you wrote that was so funny!!
GRRRR says – reply to this

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BJORK FUCKING RULES ANYWAYS.
i'd beat the shit out of them too.

oh and all you losers who say "first" …

guesss-fucking-WHAT?!

YOU AREN'T FIRST! fags!
i hate spics says – reply to this

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ish says – reply to this

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gosh i love that woman. GO BJÖRK!
MizIceland says – reply to this

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She is one crazy lady, that's for sure!

Fortunately not all Icelandic women are like her..I'm afraid people would throw things at us here if we were to dress up as a duck.. or a mummy for that matter (or whatever she's going for on that pic!)
melanie says – reply to this

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dont they know by now not to take pictures of her? she doesnt like it man! p.s. whats wrong with her forehead?
Gammaz says – reply to this

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If I wore an outfit like that and got caught, I beat the shit out of my stylist!
DJ says – reply to this

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what's up with her fjorehead?
MizIceland says – reply to this

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She is one crazy lady, that's for sure!

Fortunately not all Icelandic women are like her..I'm afraid people would throw things at us here if we were to dress up as a duck.. or a mummy for that matter (or whatever she's going for on that pic!)

..but I gotta give her props for being unique
whatever says – reply to this

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it's makeup on her forehead, dumasses. that picture was taken after she performed on the late show with david letterman, that was her show makeup. stupid parishiltoncdbuyers.
p.s. those who say "first" SHUT THE FUCK UP, SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE NOT FIRST.
oh by the way guess who played sold out show all of last year? hmm. björk. not so has-been after all huh? i wish you close minded mainstream motherfuckers would choke on your pink lipstick and britney covered tabloids.
lloyd says – reply to this

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it's makeup on her forehead, dumasses. that picture was taken after she performed on the late show with david letterman, that was her show makeup. stupid parishiltoncdbuyers.
p.s. those who say "first" SHUT THE FUCK UP, SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE NOT FIRST.
oh by the way guess who played sold out show all of last year? hmm. björk. not so has-been after all huh? i wish you close minded mainstream motherfuckers would choke on your pink lipstick and britney covered tabloids.
scientivore says – reply to this

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Actually, a skivvy isn't a t-shirt. It's like a t-shirt, but it has long sleeves.
another homo says – reply to this

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LOOKS LIKE RIGORMORTIS HAS SET IN ON HER FOREHEAD, how long before the rest of her dies too???
sputnik says – reply to this

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Bjork is the love of my life!
She is a goddess.
I don't give a shit about this.
Simon says – reply to this

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She's just amazing
LeeAnn Shields says – reply to this

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Shes 100% right..every celebrity should do that! if i was famous and a paparazzi was snappin photos of me wen i didnt want him to and he styll did, like if i was britney spears..omg! i would beat the fuck out of every paparazzi that comes near me, no joke, if i had to stab the guy with a umbrella (like briteny did)i would of done the same thing..but i would of actually stabbed the paparazzi, and if he tries to suing me for breaking his arm..or just hitting him..i would LAUGH in the judges face and tell he to go fuck her dirrty mother if she waas standibng up for the paparazzi..thats what i dont get..every celeb, has a right to there privacy and if sumone tries to interfear with that..BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THEM UNTIL THEY LEAVE!
trouble says – reply to this

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if i wore this outfit and had a mess on my forehead - i wouldn't want my picture taken either.
sean says – reply to this

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bjork can do whatever the hell she wants.
i love you too perez.
Agyness says – reply to this

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Hey There Perez Hoper you read this, in spanish cause im not sure if i can demostrate my point properly in english, Al parecer no solo los paparazzi son extremadamente molestos para bjork, sin no que la cantante es fotofobica, cosa que es absolutamente seria y con toda la razon reacciona de maneras inesperadas, hace poco la maravillosa bjork vino a colombia a dar un concierto, y se prohibio absolutamente el uso de camaras, la gente obviamente no hizo caso pero tomaron la precaucion de no hacerlo con flash porque la luz la afecta, no es cuestion de violencia es qu erealmente es perjudicial para ella, y lo dijo varias veces durante el concierto…Kisses from bogota
Bjork = loser says – reply to this

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What an idiot worebag… the paparazzo shou;d have kicked her ugly ass…
nacholibre says – reply to this

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you go sister-girl!
Ms. Ink says – reply to this

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Good job. Why the fuck are paparazzi getting away with engineering dangerous encounters, following celebs around up close, trying to get crotch shots, and generally just being assholes? It's okay for them to climb fences and take snaps inches from your face if you're famous, but if I went up to a complete stranger, followed them around taking photos all day, and generally just being an asshole, a judge would rightfully charge my ass for stalking and harassment.
maria says – reply to this

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Gosh, im from iceland and she´s not really a very big deal around here but everywhere else everything gets just like totally crazy
MJ says – reply to this

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hollywood should be more like Bjork..they should beat the crap out of the paparazzis!!!those fucking stupid morons!
micaela says – reply to this

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oh I LOVE HER SO MUCH
I mean you really DON'T mess with B
her extravagant behaviour is something only she can do and get away with it.

She's so superior
ERIN says – reply to this

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BJORK FUCKIN RULES!!!!!!!!!! dont fuk with this shit papparozzo fukbag!
meg540 says – reply to this

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Read the actual article…the guy was a newspaper photographer with 25 years experience NOT a Paparazzi…and being New Zealand, he was probably the ONLY photographer at the airport!!
good says – reply to this

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awwwww I love Bjork best original female artist out there, gooo kick some ass Bjork FUCK all the swine who think paparatzing is real fun………….. Stupid FUCKS…..GO Bjork GO Bjork keep up the originality and kick some ass
tp says – reply to this

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XIIX says – reply to this

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Somebody should just slap seven shades of shit out of her. If I am the photographer attacked, I would and kick her camel toe for good measures.
Jess says – reply to this

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he wasnt paparazzi!! He was one guy by himself. We don't have paparazzi in New Zealand cz there's noone worth photographing. And a skivvy isnt a tshirt hahaha. U should see the pictures of the guys shirt, ripped right down the middle.
Ewww says – reply to this

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She should be lucky that people even care to take pictures of her. That she still has recognition. Her music SUCKS and her outfits are always hideous.