When Bjork Attacks!

Don't mess with Bjork. She'll fuck you up!
The temperamental star has done it again!
Upon arriving at the airport in Auckland, New Zealand, on Sunday, the singer was snapped by a local paparazzo. Well, she was having none of that and beat the shit out of him.
Photographer Glenn Jeffrey claims:
"I took a couple of pictures … and as I turned and walked away she came up behind me, grabbed the back of my black skivvy (T-shirt) and tore it."
"As she did this, she fell over, she fell to the ground. At no stage did I touch her or speak with her."
Bjork said nothing throughout the incident but her male companion was saying: "'B, don't do this, B, don't do this."
Ooops, well she did it. Again.
Cuz she can. That's just how she rolls!
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She kicks ass! Hopefully this will teach the papz to leave her alone!
I hope she gets charged with assault and then he sues her ass! Amazing! This woman has everything in the world, more than most of us regular people will ever know, and she has the absolute gall to do that. God forbid someone should take her picture.
PATHETIC!!
HA HA!!! I LOVE HER!!!!!
This is what happens when polar bears come out of hibernation too early.
It's obvious that her career is on the skids, she's not cute anymore
and most all she realizes it.
Re: SHAY – What religion is that? I haven't seen any churches around where I live where its all black people who praise the lord in a fun way! I've always wanted to go to a church like that! As soon as I find one I'm so there! Seems a hell of a lot funner then boring old white man church!
thaaank you for björk.
it seems that you hear your demographics!
thank you,
e.
viva björk!
e.
Re: hannahmontanaconcert.net –
Iceland is the number one place to live in the world right now. She is crazy as hell. My friend is the Prime Minister's daughter, and she HATES Bjork. She lives like 2 houses down. No joke.
WAY TO GO. BRITNEY SHOULD GIVE IT A TRY IF SHE WASN'Y SO BUSY SUCKING THEIR COCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So………………………….
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Someone nut all over her forehead and she let it dry????
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Real classy, Bjork.
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I bet your pussy smells like alkaline batteries and olive loaf.
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BOOYA!
Welcome to New Zealand Bjork!
Stupid paparazzi … ignore them …
Kiwis LOVE you Bjork
***roar***
she does this every 10 years or so!
I want footage!
she kicks some serious ass . .and how amazing rock star does she look in that photo you choose perez! Bjork knows how to keep the photogs away! Some other ladies in the media should stop complaining and take note.
UGLY, UGLY, UGLY!!! Get outta the business if you don't like the paps! Fame comes with its price. No privacy. Her music is so average…
Look at her for God's sake. She is either a spastic or on coke or both. She needs to be punched in the face non-stop. Perhaps she'll sing in tune a bit then.
That's is, encourage violence Bjork. Just what the world needs a little bit more of
BJORK you absolutely rule …
And you are soooooo beautiful little Pixie …
How do you do it?
I adore you!!!
What's up with her forehead?
Bjork you are the most ADORABLE thing in the world!!!
I love Bjork. Just do your thang. You go, girl!
Your website feature on our national news with the Bjork kerfuffle here in little ol' Noo Zeeland Per!!!
Yous is famous!
YES BJORK … You are so unique and amazing!
How Hollywood could learn from you …
LOVE that attitude girl! Respect!
I am really quite alright with Bjork attacking people.
Love, Love, Love, Love, Love, Love, Love, Love You BJORK!!!!!!!
BJork is fucking bitch — such an ego for such a lousy performer!
Your Highness Bjork … Beautiful Elves Rule
Beautiful Bjork ~ New Zealand Adores You xox
J'te adore BJORK
Your soaring voice, your exquisite face, your artistic temperment …
I absolutely LOVE you
bjork can do whatever she wants.
she is amazing.
end of story.
CRAZY BITCH I LOVE HER
She's just still pissed off that she wore that swan dress to the Oscars 6 years ago. Hell I'm still pissed off!
Well, if I was dressed like her I wouldn't want my picture taken either! Besides, she is so belongs to the past that she should have been happy if one person out of all wanted to take her picture.
Bjork can do whatever she likes - she is Royalty.
~~~ Bjork is the most beautiful creature in the world ~~~
HAHAHAHA
She's frustrated since she has to live in Iceland! Wouldn't you?
whoever wrote that, its very clear, you've never been to iceland moroun! haha
the paparazzi say all kind of mean things, to get a celeb drizzled up, in this case it worked,
Bjork fkn rocks!
Show us how to do it Bjork …
Good Grrrrl!
SHE IS SUCH A DJORK
***** BJORK IS A PRINCESS *****
as i have learned from geography ice land is not america … hence the fackt that bjork is no slut….and thus explains why no one likes her outfit….but dont worry theres fuckloads of skanky moles in the states with nothing on but a wide belt and drug addled look on the face…and boy you just have to look interested and those whores are preggers …..
Bjork does not rhyme with dork Mr A. Theodore
The rhyme goes this way …
> 'Bjork goes Beserk'
Perhaps the average american will never understand Bjork
She is from the otherworld … A place of magic and imagination
love
For Bjork … Can't wait to see your darling self and take in your incredible voice … live in New Zealand at the Big Day Out festival, beautiful Bjork … We'll barely be able to breathe for want of getting close to you … Love you sooooo much! xxxxxxx
haaa i was right there when all of this happend…i was wondering what all this fuss was about till i turned around to see this guys shirt FULLY teared in parts…and i gotta say…that was some out of it sh**!!..like what the hell…Glenn was just standing there and then out of the blues she comes out of no where and RIP!…i was kinda shocked when i saw Glenns skivvy ripped…like how do you rip it into 2 parts!!
New zealand does not even have paparzi, i kid you not I was at the airport when she arrived I sat quite close to her on the plane too, when she got off the plane there about 7 photogoz MAX! that is about as much public publicity she would get in the whole of NZ! We are a calm quiet country and she needs to get the fuck over herself- this isnt america we aint gunna stalk her
I LOVE HER!
Bjork for Prez!
Wuh the fuck is on her head?!
Paparazzi ??? it was one dude from the Herald LOL, yeah she was pissed he took "4 frames" but that was it he actually tried to leave and she went Ape - Damn get over yourself, if you dont want to be bothered why escalate the situation after it was over with…..but cant wait to see you on Friday LOL - Hey I cant help that I love her music, she think the 'psycho persona' should stay on stage not in public amounst normal people.
Good for her. Now if more celebs would grow some balls and start fighting back here in the US they probably wouldn't be so bothered. A couple good ass whoopings and the paps would think twice about STALKING anyone!!
HA! I thought that was Kris Jenner-Kim Kardashian's mom!
Good for Björk..
someone needs to show'em bastards that we Icelanders are fierce little frozen turds and will f00k your shit 0p.
*shares a moment of pride with her fellow Icelanders*
…i didn't particularly care for the comment from that retard ' hannahmontanaconcert.net'.
Why the bloody hell would Björk be frustrated to live in Iceland !?
Last time i checked, my country is pretty spankin' awesome.
suck on that, bitch.
Many people don't know even though bjork does't do mainstream music anymore (that is beacuse she does her own thing and does not like to be told what to do) Bjork is one of the most important figures in music and one of most respected. Her albums and concert tickets always sells and she has millions of fans. She is Brilliant. And for those who says she is talentless, I guess you never listened to her. She dresses and acts to represent her music. In this case she was doing an album with tribal theme. although I dont agree with knocking down someone, but she had probably been annoyed. Her new album called declare your independence, that exacly what she did.
Re: cieux – Bin Laden is known for his sort of artistic temperment too,,,go Bin Laden! too? You silly twat. Bjork was upset because the paparazzo left her after taking only a couple of shots which is why she attacked him from behind
For those who thinks bjork is talentless, I guess you never listened to her music. Many people don't know, but bjork is one of the most respected artist in music. Her concerts tickets and albums sells. She has milions of avid fans. She does not do mainstream music since that obsessed fan that tried to kill her. Maybe she had develop a complex from that incident, that is why she does not like to be too public. But she will always have a cult followers. She dresses and acts to represent her music. In this picture she was doing an album with tribal theme. Although I dont agree on beating up people, but she must have been very annoyed. Her new album, declare your independence, and that exacly what she did.
why does she have the michael jackson syndrome on her forehead only?
thats kinda creepy..
This no talent has been who no one gives a shit about should be happy that someone actually wanted to take her crappy picture. What an ass she is. Her music sux big time.
This no talent has been who no one gives a shit about should be happy that someone actually wanted to take her crappy picture. What an ass she is. Her music sux big time.
This no talent has been who no one gives a shit about should be happy that someone actually wanted to take her crappy picture. What an ass she is. Her music sux big time.
This no talent has been who no one gives a shit about should be happy that someone actually wanted to take her crappy picture. What an ass she is. Her music sux big time.
This no talent has been who no one gives a shit about should be happy that someone actually wanted to take her crappy picture. What an ass she is. Her music sux big time.
I love her! This is the real Queen B!
good job Bjork!! iseriously, if i had it my way..very paparazzi that came in my way would be DEAD!! they deserve 100% to get beaten up, even if its "there job" i dont give a fuck..if i dont want someone aking pictures of me and he doesnt listen, then i would punch his face in and break his stupid camera!!! and if a judge tries and stops me, try and let him sue me or wtvr, ill laugh in there faces and i would tell the judge hes a stupid moron and that i would and will do it again in a second!! Seriously though, paparazzi needs to LEAVE EVERYONE ALONE!
How can she arrive in a foreign country & simply attack one of its citizens this way? This should be seen for what it is, an illegal act of aggression. Being a paparazzo is not illegal. Why wasn't this delinquent arrested immediately & deported? I don't care who she is or thinks she is. If I were the paparrazo, I'd sue her (most likely gaudy) pants of off her.
Re: shirleyB –
There is no language in the world called Scandanavian…
Yes Björk means what you said, but in Icelandic, not Scandinavian.
To whoever who thought Björk lived in Iceland: She does not, she lives in the U.S. Just to clear that out.
Yes.. yes, her fellow Icelanders (including me) are just buns of violent people who tore someones (who has a camera) t-shirt whenever we feel like. It has become a special ritual here in Iceland. I blame our violent viking heritage, we just can't help it.
bjork is another one of those people, like Vagalina Holie, with a cult following full of weirdos who thinks she does no wrong. how can any of u think it's so cool for her to be a violent fucknut? it's trashy and so is she, and so are all of u that think she is so awesome for being like that
bjork is another one of those people, like Vagalina Holie, with a cult following full of weirdos who thinks she does no wrong. how can any of u think it's so cool for her to be a violent fucknut? it's trashy and so is she, and so are all of u that think she is so awesome for being like that
bjork is another one of those people, like Vagalina Holie, with a cult following full of weirdos who thinks she does no wrong. how can any of u think it's so cool for her to be a violent fucknut? it's trashy and so is she, and so are all of u that think she is so awesome for being like that
bjork is another one of those people, like Vagalina Holie, with a cult following full of weirdos who thinks she does no wrong. how can any of u think it's so cool for her to be a violent fucknut? it's trashy and so is she, and so are all of u that think she is so awesome for being like that
bjork is another one of those people, like Vagalina Holie, with a cult following full of weirdos who thinks she does no wrong. how can any of u think it's so cool for her to be a violent fucknut? it's trashy and so is she, and so are all of u that think she is so awesome for being like that
bjork is another one of those people, like Vagalina Holie, with a cult following full of weirdos who thinks she does no wrong. how can any of u think it's so cool for her to be a violent fucknut? it's trashy and so is she, and so are all of u that think she is so awesome for being like that
bjork is another one of those people, like Vagalina Holie, with a cult following full of weirdos who thinks she does no wrong. how can any of u think it's so cool for her to be a violent fucknut? it's trashy and so is she, and so are all of u that think she is so awesome for being like that
BJORK!!!!!!!!! ONCE AGAIN YOU GODDESS HAHAHAH SHOW YOUR MOVES GIRL
do we really believe that he only took a few pictures and then turned to walk away… puh-lease! he probably harassed her just like all those other photo fuckers.
Re: hannahmontanaconcert.net –
fuck u, iceland is the best place to live .. if ur saying that and ur american than just because ur so ignorant.. asshole
Re: hannahmontanaconcert.net –
fuck u, iceland is the best place to live .. if ur saying that and ur american thats just because ur so ignorant.. asshole
Re: Sonja Margrét –
ó já þarna var hóran feisuð…
pics / video or it didn't happen
isnt that kim kardashians mom? eww
Re: Lilja – I was worried about that so I cancelled my planned trip to Iceland but will visit the rest of Scandinavia as they seem more civilised
her clothes are overpriced and so ugly! i like Henley and D&G… atleast they have style!! this bitch is tacky as hell……
bjork is a bad ass mofo. her career doesnt need the stupid ass paparazzi taking her pics to keep her in the limelight. she is fantastic
That is one crazy ugly ass outfit she is wearing.
Bjork rocks.
duude tht photographer is an ass hole! he tottaly cut his top just ta get on three news! how can you just rip a woolin shirt clean in half??? hes not gonna get the police involved coz hes lying!
that photographer is a typical attention seeker who whanted to be noticed
and i hate the fact that this happened to happen in new zealand! now she'll never wonna come back here
vúhú..!
Áfram björk.
BJORK rules
Iceland rules
New Zealand rules
Nothing else matters
Except for you PEREZ
um he was from our local newspaper not a pap
Re: kiwisupporter – You can't sue in New Zealand, you can prosecute criminally, but you cannot sue for damages. If you suffer damages you are compensated with money from the government. She technically could've been charged with assault. Seriously we don't have paparazzi here though, this guy worked for the herald, our national newspaper, not a gossip rag, new zealanders just generally don't care as much about celebrity, probably because we don't have any!
Bjork is the goddess of pimp.
She's got that viking blood in her.
All you lil' snot faced lil bitches talking shit.
Catch her in the streets and i'm sure she'll do the same thing to you.
And you won't sue her cause she'll just through money at you, curse you out in icelandic and be out.
lol.
Bjork is Queen!
Re: Enzempiro – And this is why she must be locked away. She is a menace to society.
CROWN HER!
Re: james & sebastian – it's jerk jerk
Yeah, but we love her …
L.O.V.E. H.E.R
xxxxxxx
this is one of the dorkiest looking artist i have ever seen. please dont take her picture anymore.
We got to experience the magic that is Bjork last night at New Zealand's Big Day Out festival - a brilliant day of international gigs.
To say that Bjork was phenomenal is an understatement … She completely blew our minds!!!!!!! She is tiny, so tiny, & beautiful, like a china doll, then out of this exquisite creature comes this enormous voice, just soaring!!! Her stage show is just spectacular, while her stage presence is absolutely primal. Australia, she is coming to you next … be ready!!! She is a living, ethereal, magical, adorable, wild little Pixie!!!
Damn I guess he never saw what happened to that lady that bothered Bjork in Thailand a few years ago ……
I'm a big fan of her music all of you who say she is not talented or a has been..yeah, that's why she has been around as a solo artist for 15 years and before that was famous in a group…
Kia ora 2 Bjork! Big ups to the little lady - she was awes at the BDO in Aucks and we forgive her!!