Britney Goes To Church!!!
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This is too good to be true!
After bailing from the courthouse on Monday - she didn't even go inside the courtroom and was there only a matter of minutes - Britney Spears was spotted entering a church around 2:00 P.M. Pacific, PerezHilton.com has learned.
Pray hard!!!!!
Update: She just left the church.
Update #2: She just went to a Ralph's supermarket parking lot.
Update #3: Brit Brit is out of control! We're told she is driving and speeding at upwards of 80 miles per hour.
Arrest her!!!!!
Update #4: It's lunch time, y'all!
At approximately 2:15 P.M. Pacific Spears decided to get a lil' grub. She stopped by the Gaucho Grill on Ventura in the Valley. Same place she hit up this past weekend.
She's In and She's Out!!!
Good News, Music Lovers
Did you all see on tv the big show she put on at the church for everyone? In her trashy white (wedding) dress she exits the car with her scumbag boyfriend and they enter the church together and stay for a few minutes just to turn around and get back in the car to leave. Britney wants everyone to speculate as to a possible wedding cause she doesn't get enough attention as it is. I really never thought I could HATE a celebrity I never even met.
Using church for a photo op isn't nice
dude get off her nuts. YOU are the reason that all of those photographers hound her.
I bet she's a cannibal. She probably has skin suits at home. (Sorry, I watched silence of the lambs yesterday) Seriously though, couldn't you picture it?
Re: JOESMOM –
oh the drama joes mom. poor joe, does he hear you droning on all day long? I find you highly annoying.
What a HOT, HOT MESS. Seriously. I don't even get a shit if she's crazy or not at this point. Even if she is - she COULD HAVE gotten her ass up early and made it to court this morning. What a loser. No other word for it. Just another sad story. Any mother knows the first three years of your child's life are so important, because their experiences shape their personalities, and who they will turn out to be. Those kids are f*cked. And that's not including all the processed junk food she gave them that hampered their brain development as it is. Seriously. ENOUGH FROM THE BRIT SYMPATHIZERS. She doesn't deserve it. At all.
I cannot defend her anymore. I still won't be like a lot of you losers and say I hope she dies because that would be a lie. I wish she would have gone to court so that she could get her visits back with her kids. She needs alot of love and rest. I'm still a fan but I will no longer defend her.
A disappointed fan
Dear Perez & Bloggers,
I need your advice. I live very close (Studio City/Sherman Oaks) where this crazy girl has decided to hang out. We hear the helicopters evertime she's on the move as well as run into her posse when we are trying to do our own errands &/or get to work/appointments. She's driving us all crazier than she is.
Any ideas other than moving & hoping she doesn't do the same?
Re: K – Well if she does I wish she would wear a better looking fucking face!! Ugly pig; she should be sterilized!!
That thing on Adnan's chin? Nah, it ain't a Moslem soul-patch, it's a (drumroll) clitectomy operation. That culture's funny - - males have it performed on their chins so as to reduce the propensity for oral sex amongst the male faithful.
HEY PEOPLE, DON'T GO TO THIS SITE. PEREZ IS A FAT PIG THAT SAYS BRITNEY IS CRAZY. BRITNEY IS A PERSON WITH MENTAL ILL, SHE'S NOT DOING THIS THINGS ON PURPOSE, SHE HAD PROBLEMS WITH HERSELF, THAT'S THE THINGS THAT PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND. PEOPLE TAKE BRITNEY'S PROBLEMS LIKE A JOKE AND OTHERS THINKS THAT IS FUNNY, HEY, A PERSON WITH MENTAL PROBLEMS ISN'T A REASON TO JOKE. ALL OF U, THINK, SHE HAVE PROBLEMS, SHE HAVE NO MOTHER, FATHER OR FAMILY THAT HELPED HER. SHE'S LONELY, YES, BECAUSE HER PROBLEMS PUTS BRIT ON THIS SITUATION, THATS THE REASON SHES SO LONELY. I WISH THAT PEOPLE THAT HATE BRIT FOR UNKNOW REASONS READ THIS AND THINK ABOUT IT. THERE'S NO REASON TO JOKE, NO REASON TO FIND A PERSONS PROBLEM FUNNY. GOD CRYES WHEN HE LOOK HOW ITS OUR WORLD. BRIT, I LOVE 4EVER
Someone just told me that Britney is going blind. Can anyone verify this?
she is a normal woman, she hate now in front of millions people to go alone in the Court e loosing her kids.
you are really crazy people !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leave her alone !
I think you are OBSESSED with britney!
You describe us her every move, who cares!
you seem to CARE more about her life than YOURS!
Re: K – She already looks like she was put together by original skin-suit wearer Ed Gein from random graveyard parts. That "Britney, bald" photo looks like her scalp was attached from the skull Gein used for a soup bowl.
Britney is a self-serving paparazzi loving (and fucking) media whore! Those poor kids don't stand a chance with her as a fucking mother. She's nothing but a selfish piece of shit.
BRITNEY GOES TO CHURCH!!!
how about..
PEREZ SHUTS THE FUCK UP!!!
The has been trailer park whore needs to go to jail for contempt of court. Have her sit her useless self in the slammer until the hearing in April. Then we won't have to see her skanky self all out and about, except for court that is. I hope she never gets to see her kids again, the bitch doesn't deserve them.
All the warnings from her attorneys to be there and she doesn't show, drop her ass and let her represent herself.
Re: Figgle-Foo Ferguson –
No "diagnosis" is needed to see what is going on here. Why doesn't everyone click on over to Wikipedia and type in "Bi-Polar Disorder," or "Borderline Personality Disorder," or "Attention Deficit Disorder" and check out what the symptoms are. You'll see that those who suffer from these illnesses often have little insight into their own behaviours. They often show a great amount of "counter-will" and tend to resist a diagnosis because they often grew up being told what to do much to often (such as in Britney's case, where she likely spent her entire childhood working instead of being able to develop like a normal child), or they have experienced a good deal of physical, verbal or psychological abuse while growing up.
I think that until you have experienced depression, anxiety or mental illness yourself, or know somebody who has, you really can't understand what it is like.
C'mon folks, do some research!!
Re: tyger – Don't tell me; English isn't your first language is it?? LMFAO; you illiterate fucktard!
2:23 p. m. she inserted me in her asshole by mistake. I like it here, I'll keep reporting.
Re: Lisa Loopner, You Are a Smart Woman – Great to see "Lisa" props-ing herself, ain't it. Wow, we're so fooled.
Is she wearing her wedding dress again or is it some other ugly minidress?
Re: Dee – That must be the reason why she wears those dog shit brown boots everywhere and has now been wearing that cheap ass lace dress for the last fucking four days! She truly is a fucking loser!
Brit:
When you wear a white dress like that with puffy shoulder and no waist, you look heavy. When the copter got the wide angle it looked like you had on a box of marshmellows. FOOD for thought for the next time you tip the paps about your where abouts. Go for something that flatters your body. You have the bucks to hire a stylist. I wouldn't go for a real short dress next time you go to court and put a hold on the daisy duke's for court.
I just wanted to say how sorry I am about the paps scaring you. That just wasn't right and I don't blame you a bit. You should have seen how scared KFed was…..wow…..he was a mess.
I know the LA citizens didn't mind all the taxpayers money spend on the fiasco. How many cops, helicopters, etc?
THANK'S PEREZ 4 SHOWING ME HOW MANY LIFELESS PEOPLE THERE ARE IN THIS WORLD!!!!NOTHING BETTER 2 DO THAN WATCH A WOMAN HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.THIS COULD HAPPEN 2 ANYONE.ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE U BRIT.
PEREZ…WOULD YOU MAKE US A PROMISE AND AFTER THIS COURT DEAL IS OVER STOP THE BULLSHIT TALK ABOUT THAT SHAVED CUNTED WHORE. I'M SORRY BUT I AM SO MAD THAT SELFISH CUNT. MORE INTERESTED IN WHAT SHE EATS WHAT SHE DRINKS AND WHO SEES HER. SHE NEEDS HELP AND I THINK WE SHOULD ALL BOYCOTT ANYONE WHO SPREADS THE NEWS ABOUT HER. SHE DON'T GIVE A DAM ABOUT HER BABIES WE DON'T GIVE A DAM ABOUT HER. WHO WILL JOIN ME ON THIS BOYCOTT?
3:44 pm Britney takes a piss
3:45 pm Britney takes a shit
3:46 pm Britney wipes her ass…….
Re: Lisa Loopner, You Are a Smart Woman – HA! So anyone who's been depressed is by definition (drumroll) "an expert." Britney's main problem would appear to me to be prescription drugs, and she's probably depressed when her 'script runs out. She's obviously closer in kind to an Rx junkie than she is to naturally occurring chemical imbalance. She's making herself mentally ill, and that is NOT the sort of thing which requires our sympathy, which turns us into mere enablers.
stalker…
In addition to being a biploar, Britney is also a NARCISSIST. She cares more about her own needs than her kids and she doesn't care how much she's hurting her parents and everyone else that cared about her. Quite frankly she LIVES for attention even if it's negative attention. This is why she can't bare to stay home: no attention. She's got to make up lame excuses to go out so she can get her daily pap fix. She won't go to court because the judge doesn't show her "respect" aka kiss her ass so she stages this church business to get pap attention. Britney has no concept of personal responsibility and truly believes the world revolves around HER needs. The whole reason she had those kids is so they would love HER, she never gave any thought to the idea that it was her job to cater to THEIR needs. She makes me sick.
Re: meghan – nope; it's the same fucking dress she's been wearing for days. I'm just happy she's not wearing those fucking brown boots with it! Britney is a fucking loser!
You know what I wish that no one seems to be addressing……that these celebutards are the main point in the argument of "thinning the herd". Obviously natural selection is not being selective enough and useless wastes of space, time, oxygen, and media such as the Much Debauched Ms. Unfitney need to be "thinned from the herd". The sooner such people are gone from the world, the better!! Then once the weaker portions of the gene pool are finally eliminated, we can concentrate on something else more ridiculous than her!
Another note, now that she is being mock in our culture/media spoof movies, she will never be what she once was so this facade sympathy people seem to have for her should finally just wither and die cause there is no hope for the hopeless!
Oh my god, like I can't believe she was going upwards of 80 miles per hour…..like they need to totally revolk her license. Oh my god, I am in total like shock…. Like who goes 80 mph or more?
Uh, no, it's not "Lisa" props-ing herself!! She just seems to me to be the ONLY person on here that is leaving comments that have any thoughtfulness or intelligence to them!
I mean, are we all REALLY that angry/bored with our own lives that we're watching and commenting on minute-by-minute updates about a woman we don't even KNOW?!!? I know I have been (only because I work from home…that's my story, and I'm stickin' to it!). But really…why all the hatred?!!? And why do any of us even care?!!? And if we really do care, why don't any of us realize that Britney Spears is an ACTUAL human being?! Geez….
maybe she is not crazy…. maybe she is acting this way for a reason…….. so she doesn't get custody…… that way everybody feels sorry for her and she still doesn't have to deal with raising her kids…. it's like the best of both worlds for her, have kids but only when she wants them……. and as it looks right now……… lshe doesn't want them at all ( just wondering if she would act this way, if she would 've had a girl)
Britney is exactly like OJ Simpson….a Narcissist. Just like OJ she doesn't care about anyone but herself. If you listen to OJ's ridiculous rants it doesn't sound much different than the self pitying bullshit you hear from Britney. And just like OJ Britney neglects her kids.
Re: Lisa Loopner, You Are a Smart Woman – Why would anyone waste one fucking second doing any kind of "research" regarding Britney Fucktard Spears??? She deserves everything she fucking gets! Selfish media whore.
Re: Lisa Loopner, You Are a Smart Woman – She's not a human being; she's a heartless, child neglecting media cunt!
Re: Figgle-Foo Ferguson –
I can't believe I'm replying to this, ’cause it's just making Mario richer…but anyways…
No, I'm not saying that anyone who's been "depressed" is an expert. I'm just saying that there's "depression," and then there's "depression." One leaves you down in the dumps for a few days or weeks (and honestly, almost everyone on the planet has to have gone through that from time to time). But the other form (whether it is Postpartum, or Bi-Polar, or caused by a personality disorder) is a lot more scary and harmful. I'm just saying that I don't think anyone is taking any of this as seriously as they should. We're all looking at this woman's life as a form of entertainment!!
Re: Blah, Blah, Blah… – She's chosen to make her life a fucking sideshow and she fucking loves it because she is a media whore!
Re: marai – Molotov cocktail lobbed into her motorcade.
Re: Britney sucks shit! –
Uh, isn't it a good idea to research ANYTHING that you don't have an understanding of? If you have the time to read stories on Perez Hilton, and you have the time post a comment on a comment board, then you also have the ability to Google or Wiki things that you don't have any knowledge on. Knowledge is power. Try it some time.
Re: Blah, Blah, Blah… – Okay, I do see your point, and will cease & desist from playing the contrarian role here as anyone who uses the phrase "but anyways" is okay in my book.
Re: Brit is a narcissist – Well-put, but I believe the exact term you're searching for isn't "narcissist" - - she's too far gone for that - - but "sociopath."
Re: Britney=OJ – But unlike OJ, Brit has never gone to trial for murdering an ex-spouse. (Yet.)
UPDATE: perez hilton was seen stalking britney spears through churches and supermarkets, all the way to *gasp* FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS! oh.. my…gawd! talk about a slow news day. except it's not really news … it's some guy trying to get famous by making fun of famous people.
SHE'S NOT FUCKING IN DRUGS JESUSCHRIST, WHEN U LEARN THAT SHE HAVE MUCH PRESSION, LOOK, ALL THE PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD ITS WATCHING BRITNEY'S CASE LIKE A KIND OF CIRCUS, U LOOK THE PHOTOS AND Y'ALL SEE LIKE 25 PAPARAZZIS AROUND HER, NOW TELL ME, ISN'T A REASON TO STAY NERVIOUS, ANXIOUS, AND I KNOW THAT SHE'S NOW THINKING GOING TO ANOTHER PLACE, TO STAY APART OF THAT BIG MEDIA ATTENTION, ITS LIKE ALL THE PEOPLE IT'S AROUND U. OMG, I UNDERSTAND U BRITNEY, I LOVE U SO MUCH BABY.
Re: LILOSPEARS – Thanks, Borat. But quit shouting.
First!
MOTHERFUCKER, BUT I'M SICK OF THIS CRAZY BITCH AND HER ANTICS.
I'M DONE WITH THIS BULLSHIT. THIS IS LITERALLY MY LAST VISIT EVER TO THIS FUCKING SITE. IT'S POLLUTING MY FRAGILE LITTLE MIND……..
First!
I'm so sick of Britney. She isn't doing anything interesting and is such a big bore. I've been on other gossip websites and they don't obsess over Britney and now they are the first with other information regarding other celebs. I'm done with you PEREZ!!!!
Good the bitch lost visitation, like she cared.
HEY LILO… Lose the caps you're giving us a headache.
Her and others make millions of dollars, so the skank knows that paparazzi comes with it. She can court them when she is doing her midnite runs but cannot deal with them for HER KIDS! The bitch is getting everything she deserves. She should be in jail. So LILO get back to your homework so mommy and daddy can use the computer. K. Thanks
Re: Lisa Loopner –
#195
She already WAS dragged to the hospital kicking and screaming, or strapped to a gurney, rather. Her father and Dr. Phil came and tryed to reason with her, but she left early. Why, you may ask? 'Cause she's Britney, bitch, and she does what she wants. She's had any number of opportunities to get help and she blew off every single one of them. You're the one who needs to WAKE UP!!!
What many do not understand, yet Perez understands instinctively, is that after Britney, "celebrity" as a concept is over. She'll continue to go down-down-down into her personal ring of fire and, in the process, burn every iota of the trappings of that which we call celebrity. He's right to be on this like shit on Charmin because after Brit - - it's over.
Re: LILOSPEARS –
#228
English isn't your first language, is it? And btw, your caps lock is stuck…
Church?I thought she was into that stupid belief shit madonna's into.Kabbalah?Sounds like food.
While everyone keeps following this idiot around giving her all this attention she'll keep behaving the way she is. She believes her own hype!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Britney is a mental mess and knows she's unfit that's why she's doing what she's doing…like the church today, she did it because the whole world is watching, Britney thought…'pray for me while i lose my kids because i can't grow up to fight for them in court today'…..what a shame her mental parents can't help her. Doesn't she have any friends?????
Re: Pay Attention, Will Ya??? –
As sad as it is (and I'm making fun of myself here), I HAVE been paying attention to this all very closely. I fully understand that Brit's been strapped to a gurney, that her father and Dr. Phil tried to help, that as far back as "the kiss" with Madonna, ol' Madge was trying to push Kabbalah on Brit to help her find her way. And what I'm saying is that only a mentally ill person would go through all that and STILL not see that she couldn't handle her problems on her own.
Oops, and after typing all that I just realized you were talking to the original Lisa Loopner…though I totally support what she was saying in #195. I think the "Britney Spears" we're seeing today is not the "real" Britney Spears. This is not the woman who was caught crying after she almost dropped her first-born in front of a zillion cameras. That woman is gone. And until she gets on the proper medication, combined with extensive therapy, I don't think we're going to see her return.
LIKE OMG I JUST HEARD BRITNEY SPEARS SNEEZED INTO A KLEENEX!!!!!! SHES TOTALLY LOST CONTROL CALL THE FBI!!!!
GET OVER IT.
gosh perez shuddap pleasee!! ur so mean "arrest her!!" wtf everyone drives fast once in a while i know you do too actuly scratch that because you probaly dont leave your closet from blogging all day but if i were in her situtation i would be a little flustered too dear :/ dont be such a dick
Re: Why Are You Shouting??? – jaja, Yes i talk spanish, but I'm not a dumb, I know what I write, jeje
HAHAHAHA
GEEZ PEREZ
STALKER MUCH??
next time, make sure and tell us EXACTLEY how many steps she took.
Thatd be amazing. the cherry on the sundae.
someone please answer this…why doesn't the LAPD, judge, or her legal team do something. ANyone else who would not show up to court appointment would go to jail. period.
There ought to be a live Britney satellite
ASADO ARGENTINO CHE!!!
Did she leave because lightning hit her in the ass when she tried to go in?
Re: drewskie – forreaaaal! if i was constantly harassed by those bastards i would do so much shit to piss them off. right now she's getting her ass kicked by these bullshit magazines, and yelled at for every reason out there, the girl probably gave up trying to do the right thing. no matter what she does, nothing she can do will ever be good enough. if she was to actually try and get her kids back, the first thing people would say is "OMgzZz WHY are they letting her have visitation rights?!##11 she's crazy get her kids away from her!!1!" and you fucking know it. sometimes i'm so ashamed to be an american citizen..this country is full of nothing but cruel people. no wonder everyone else in the world fucking hates us!
if i was constantly harassed by those paparazzi bastards i would do so much shit to piss them off. right now she's getting her ass kicked by these bullshit magazines, and yelled at for every reason out there, the girl probably gave up trying to do the right thing. no matter what she does, nothing she can do will ever be good enough. if she was to actually try and get her kids back, the first thing people would say is "OMgzZz WHY are they letting her have visitation rights?!##11 she's crazy get her kids away from her!!1!" and you fucking know it. sometimes i'm so ashamed to be an american citizen..this country is full of nothing but cruel people. no wonder everyone else in the world fucking hates us!
Re: drewskie – forreaaaal! if i was constantly harassed by those bastards i would do so much shit to piss them off. right now she's getting her ass kicked by these bullshit magazines, and yelled at for every reason out there, the girl probably gave up trying to do the right thing. no matter what she does, nothing she can do will ever be good enough. if she was to actually try and get her kids back, the first thing people would say is "OMgzZz WHY are they letting her have visitation rights?!##11 she's crazy get her kids away from her!!1!" and you fucking know it. sometimes i'm so ashamed to be an american citizen..this country is full of nothing but cruel people. no wonder everyone else in the world fucking hates us!
And how in the hell has she NOT made it to jail so far? Speeding, fried in public, umbrellas…on and on and on….the freakin looser should be in a padded room, with her own polaroid camera.
Awe now come on Britney! Didn't you get enough of that grub at your wedding?
Honestly it is pathetic how much the papparazzi are chasing britney. Shes probably speeding to get away from them. How horrible.
This is sick, reporting crazy stuff she does…ok. But non stop surveillance even on a webpage…she deserves respect for not having commited suicide yet !
Brittney's physician needs to write the ministry of transportation and have her license suspended for medical reasons. IT IS THIS SIMPLE.
STEP ONE
she doesn't just need church, she needs an OVERHAUL.
girl's gone mental, and i say she needs HELL-P.
OMG Could Really Not Give A Shit Anymore, She's On The Road To Death, TBH.
ELLA YA SOBREPASO LOS LIMITES Y LA VERDAD QUE NECESITA UNA AYUDA PSCICOLOGICA, YA QUE TODO ESTO PUEDE LLEGAR A PROBLEMAS MUCHO MAYORES DE LO QUE YA SON.
sALUDOS!!!
this is stupid.
she's human.
LMAO…. Police quick arrest here. a fat gay guy on the internet said too…
LMAO…. Police quick arrest here. a fat gay guy on the internet said too…