"Suck It. Fuck it. Lick It. Eat It. Snort It. Shit It. Cum On It!"

Filed under: Paris Hilton > PerezTV

Before Britney Spears appropriated her saying, Paris Hilton was the person that originated the "Suck It, Fuck It" rant.

The former heiress dropped that bomb at LAX nightclub in LA on Sunday night, where she was hanging with her new BFF, L Word star and major lezbot Danielle Sea.

"There's so many hot boys and girls in here, that I wanna fuck you all!," Paris told the crowd.

This video is priceless.

Enjoy it above!

    Posted: Jan 14, 2008 at 3:26 pm / Email this  »

    267 comments to “"Suck It. Fuck it. Lick It. Eat It. Snort It. Shit It. Cum On It!"”

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    1. kok says – reply to this


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      yup

    2. blahblah says – reply to this


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      FIRST FUCKERS

    3. doob says – reply to this


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      wow. How come everyone is bi-passing how fucked up Paris is and solely harping on bi-polar britney. Lets change it up.

    4. e says – reply to this


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      first!!!! PEREZZZ we love u!!! much love from good ol' MEXICO!

    5. Paris says says – reply to this


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      "VD for all - come get it!"

    6. Greg Martin says – reply to this


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      Wizard

    7. drew says – reply to this


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      wtvr. hate them both

    8. paul says – reply to this


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      cunts

    9. Tamara says – reply to this


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      Oink oink oink…that's all I heard…

    10. John says – reply to this


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      Wow…thats so different than the sweet innocent, helium-voiced persona she portrays in most of her public appearances.

    11. Estelle (Paris) says – reply to this


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      So much for the change Paris good way to go. What now she is bi?

    12. sanfeypants says – reply to this


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      ugh, what a twat…

    13. {♥♀krazihottkelli☻bitchygrl@☻krazihouze☻♀} says – reply to this


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      {{{{{{Pariz♥♥}}}}}}}}
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      my little jailbird…fuck em,

      fuck em all…..enjoy…..

      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz♥

    14. trialanderror says – reply to this


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      first

    15. KEG says – reply to this


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      SLUT!!!!

    16. cancan says – reply to this


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      Oh, shit! I Don't care, tell us if Brit's made it to court!

    17. chris says – reply to this


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      Wow, class act. Puleeze

    18. cherez says – reply to this


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      gross

    19. sammi says – reply to this


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      first :)

    20. nathalia says – reply to this


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      loveit

    21. yuk says – reply to this


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      DIRTY SKANK

    22. PINKY says – reply to this


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      1st??

    23. lindsay says – reply to this


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      pure class paris!

    24. lyssa says – reply to this


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      When is Paris going to come out of the closet?? She"s a box eater. I don't know why she insists on trying to cover that up.

    25. claudia says – reply to this


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      hahaha this s funny white ppl are so trashy

    26. kiki says – reply to this


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      this from a girl who doesn't drink… RIGHT!!!

    27. cadlskf says – reply to this


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      first!

    28. guh says – reply to this


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      first

    29. drerock says – reply to this


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      you misquoted her, you better be careful, i guess youre not a journalist after all

    30. am says – reply to this


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      soooo not classy. yuck.

    31. chelle says – reply to this


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      what a mess lol

    32. bobbo says – reply to this


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      who cares who originates it? britney made it hot.

    33. magentaii says – reply to this


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      Mommy and Daddy must be SOOO proud! :)

    34. a.r.v says – reply to this


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      rose

    35. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      Now that she's not the worlds richest heiress anymore….Can we forget about her?

    36. Jeff says – reply to this


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      First? You gotta love Paris

    37. jen says – reply to this


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      No wonder her grandfather is leaving her nothing. Slut.

    38. EVERYBODY says – reply to this


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      PEREZ HILTON IS A FUUUUUGLY CUNT!!!
      PEREZ HILTON IS A FUUUUUGLY CUNT!!!
      PEREZ HILTON IS A FUUUUUGLY CUNT!!!
      PEREZ HILTON IS A FUUUUUGLY CUNT!!!
      PEREZ HILTON IS A FUUUUUGLY CUNT!!!
      PEREZ HILTON IS A FUUUUUGLY CUNT!!!
      PEREZ HILTON IS A FUUUUUGLY CUNT!!!

    39. First-just kidding says – reply to this


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      Wow, so much for her new image! Classy!

    40. dream theater says – reply to this


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      stupid

    41. veronica says – reply to this


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      first!
      WOW AFTER SHE WENT TO JAIL AND SAID THAT SHE WOULD NEVER GO TO A NIGHTCLUB SHE DOES THIS.

      how classy of her.

    42. captain obvious says – reply to this


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      um…

    43. Kate says – reply to this


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      FIRST!
      Paris sucks!

    44. Jenny says – reply to this


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      So She's A Lez???? Hmmmm…. She prob had something with Britney too.

    45. klik says – reply to this


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      In a word…VULGAR!!!

    46. mandy says – reply to this


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      first

    47. hot says – reply to this


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      thats hot!

    48. mandy says – reply to this


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      first

    49. md z says – reply to this


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      first?

    50. Bridgett says – reply to this


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      She is such a scuz. Sure paints a different picture than she did on Larry King.

    51. Trisha says – reply to this


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      She has "NO" class. Wonder shy her grandfather gave most of the money to charity.

    52. Rummer Willis says – reply to this


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      I just wanna make clear to all of you fucking dumb son's of bitches, that I WILL FUCKING SUE that FUCKING BETCH MARY KATE OLSEN, that fucking cunt got me so fucking high on MUSHROOMS that i couldn't even locate my own fucking vagina. Fuck you you pice of fucking bitch trash!

    53. Derp says – reply to this


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      1st?

    54. c says – reply to this


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      12th

    55. Jenna says – reply to this


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      what a slut

    56. kali says – reply to this


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      ew she is sickening

    57. Bekah S says – reply to this


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      Claaaasssssyyyy! One more time! Did she learn that in Jail?

    58. Lakshmi says – reply to this


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      Class act all the way! /sarcasm

    59. rinny says – reply to this


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      this almost makes her a tad rad. I love the F word

    60. sand says – reply to this


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      Whore!

    61. B TEEZY says – reply to this


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      First?!?! She's such a whore, I feel sorry for her soul.

    62. ams says – reply to this


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      first

    63. Princzess says – reply to this


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      Paris! That's a dirty mouth for such a pretty girl.

    64. me says – reply to this


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      Do you Date a Paparazzi too, IM Single,

    65. Lady says – reply to this


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      Wow…Classy…

    66. Kristin says – reply to this


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      She's a secret lez

    67. lezbot says – reply to this


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      its danielA sea.

    68. lisalu says – reply to this


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      What an idiot. What happened to her wanting to make a difference in the world? You know, bc of the lessons she learned from her jailtime? StupidASS. Miss, "I have never done drugs" that sounded high as a kite trying to talk up there. Fuckface.

    69. Dan says – reply to this


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      Gawd, I thought Paris was going to straighten up after her jail stint. Geez, her family must be so proud of this. She deserved to be disinherited!!

    70. Samantha says – reply to this


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      craziness

    71. rob says – reply to this


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      that made me horny

    72. doopa says – reply to this


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      I hope her grandfather sees this. Maybe he'll disown her all together. Ugh. I HATE you Paris. Waste of space.

    73. diana says – reply to this


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      1st??

    74. Tyrone Green says – reply to this


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      She's such a ho.

    75. tracey says – reply to this


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      ummm, who keeps giving her a mirophone anyway???????????????

    76. booby says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    77. I don't believe it says – reply to this


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      Money does not by class. First!

    78. neato says – reply to this


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      *yawn*

    79. I don't believe it says – reply to this


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      Money does not buy class. First!

    80. momma says – reply to this


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      eww

    81. Ticktock says – reply to this


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      Nasty, disease-infested whore. Just goes to show money can't buy you class. She probably did fuck them all by the end of the night. The girls and the boys.

    82. Jen says – reply to this


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      Is this her idea of "changing" since doing time in the big house??? She's trash…

    83. Gia says – reply to this


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      Dumb Bitch !!! but i love her xoxoxoxx bisous
      Sarko tu es un enculé !!!!

    84. Gia says – reply to this


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      Dumb Bitch !!! but i love her xoxoxoxx bisous
      Sarko tu es un enculé !!!!

    85. Joe Blow says – reply to this


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      an imbecile.

    86. lib says – reply to this


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      and they said money couldn't buy class. pshaw!

    87. JR says – reply to this


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      what a disgusting slut!!!

    88. Nikki says – reply to this


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      I thought she was your girl, what happened?!?!

    89. Lance Bass Loves MUFF says – reply to this


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      she is so FUCKING classy!!!!!! like gee wizz im totallly shocked at her behavior, i think its hilarious she vowed to change after prison, LOL, once a dumb whore, ALWAYS A DUMB WHORE

    90. Equal Opportunity Offender says – reply to this


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      "There's so many hot boys and girls in here, that I wanna fuck you all!,"

      aaaand, im sure she proceeded to do so… skank fucking slut! oh so gross.

    91. DC Girl says – reply to this


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      Was that really Paris? the video was very grainy..if so geez I didn't know she had such a potty mouth…yuck

    92. Jessica. says – reply to this


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      All I heard was "fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK"
      Surprisingly, I've never actually heard her say that word.

    93. Tonygirl says – reply to this


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      AWESOME!!!!

    94. okik says – reply to this


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      kick it step , step on it, spit on it, piss on it, kill it. That's what I would do to you parasite herpes

    95. Perez is SHALLOW AND STUPID says – reply to this


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      And this is who Mario looks up to???! How sad for Mario. That just goes to show you how shallow Perez really is.

    96. Paris Hiliton is Disgusting says – reply to this


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      Re: Equal Opportunity Offender – Not too long ago she was carrying around a Bible. Well, so much for that!!

    97. rocklobster says – reply to this


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      How terribly depressing that there are little girls out there who emulate this dirty ho.

    98. Shireen says – reply to this


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      Classy.

    99. Dumb bitch says – reply to this


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      What a dumb c**t… wow she really sounds like a genius… she nauseates me!

    100. Dumb bitch says – reply to this


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      What a dumb c**t… wow she really sounds like a genius… she nauseates me!

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