"Suck It. Fuck it. Lick It. Eat It. Snort It. Shit It. Cum On It!"

Filed under: Paris Hilton > PerezTV

Before Britney Spears appropriated her saying, Paris Hilton was the person that originated the "Suck It, Fuck It" rant.

The former heiress dropped that bomb at LAX nightclub in LA on Sunday night, where she was hanging with her new BFF, L Word star and major lezbot Danielle Sea.

"There's so many hot boys and girls in here, that I wanna fuck you all!," Paris told the crowd.

This video is priceless.

Enjoy it above!

    Posted: Jan 14, 2008 at 3:26 pm / Email this  »

    267 comments to “"Suck It. Fuck it. Lick It. Eat It. Snort It. Shit It. Cum On It!"”

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    1. sarah says – reply to this


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      she's just having fun! i love it!

    2. rachel says – reply to this


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      Nice, real class.

    3. wft says – reply to this


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      What a fuckin mess she is.. She is so GROSS. WHY do we even care what the whore says anway!

    4. aubrey says – reply to this


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      Why does that NOT sound like her voice? She always has a high pitched baby voice. I always knew her voice was FAKE. She always tries to be cutsey with that baby voice— all high……

      Her voice was SO fucking low. Guess she can't keep up the sweet, cutesy, innocent act when she is torn the fuck up!

    5. Carl says – reply to this


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      It's no wonder Grandpa Barron is leaving nothing for her.

    6. JLEAN. says – reply to this


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      FIRST OF ALL,

      PEREZ…. THAT QUOTE IS FUCKINGG WRONG.. SHES SAYS IT THE OTHER WAY AROUNDD….

    7. lbo says – reply to this


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      wow. i'm almost speechless. how classy. i don't think she said f*ck enough.

    8. Sandy says – reply to this


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      um… am i the only one who thinks it's really doesn't matter.
      all she did was compliment people… only using the word fuck a lot… but it's not like she's 5.
      like get over it.
      she's not really seen partying as much as she used to so why can't she go out and say that stuff… like what does matter, that's no reason for people to think she's a whore or whatever. i mean the crowd was like cheering her every word so…

    9. MJ says – reply to this


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      that was hot,finally,she admit it! haha,i love her even more!

    10. Lord Voldemort says – reply to this


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      Exactly what I would expect from that no-talent, classless, herpes-infested whore.

    11. lizard says – reply to this


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      okay. i like paris. i really have nothing against her. really. but.

      what the FUCK is Daniela doing with her???

      D, go home to your beautiful wife.

    12. yup says – reply to this


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      she barely realized that place is the shit on sundays?
      haha…oh god

    13. Gummie says – reply to this


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      Why did her grandfather give away all that money? There is no telling what Paris could have done with that money, shes a changed woman after she got out of prison she said she was going to Africa, she could have helped so many with that money.

    14. fu says – reply to this


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      so glad paris lived up to her promises after she got out of jail. didn't she say something about being a better person, role model and doing something to make a difference in the world? wow, she is soooo living up to that. way to go paris. stupid whore!

    15. People Get Stupider and Stupider Everyday says – reply to this


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      Re: Sandy

      Do your know what she's referring to with this chant at all?? If you did you would know that YES it does indeed make her a complete whore.

    16. me says – reply to this


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      Paris is a trashy slut who deserves nothing in this world. Low class scum ball!! She's disgusting!

    17. me says – reply to this


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      Paris is a trashy slut who deserves nothing in this world. Low class scum ball!! She's disgusting!

    18. me says – reply to this


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      Paris is a trashy slut who deserves nothing in this world. Low class scum ball!! She's disgusting!

    19. pdr says – reply to this


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      Common, low life slut. Her parents should be proud.

    20. ashley says – reply to this


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      i already knew paris is bisexual.

    21. ashley says – reply to this


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      i already knew paris is bisexual.

    22. ashley says – reply to this


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      party party paris,
      i already
      knew ya were bi

    23. Wendy says – reply to this


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      I don't think Paris has a sexual preference…or for that matter whether it even has a pulse!

    24. DJ DCeezy says – reply to this


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      Question is, ya'll know she pockets like a quarter of a mill just to do dat shit @ a club? WOOOOOOOOOOOW

    25. yomama says – reply to this


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      Why is this under suck it fuck it? She is clearly saying it's Sunday Fucking Night….LOL….Listen to the video again.

    26. Carl says – reply to this


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      What does "Suck It. Fuck it. Lick It. Eat It. Snort It. Shit It. Cum On It!" mean? I could see maybe a stupid 17 year-old kid saying that on his first spring break but a grown, 27 year-old woman?????? Maybe this dumb cunt needs to go back to jail.

    27. melanie says – reply to this


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      No wonder gramps doesnt want to give her any money. Shes such a lady!

    28. fox says – reply to this


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      *Daniela Sea

    29. P.H. IS A POSER says – reply to this


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      WAS THAT; SHE WANTS TO EFF EVERYONE THERE OR THAT SHE ALREADY HAD EFFED EVERYONE THERE???

    30. WTFFFF says – reply to this


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      Yeah she's hot (LMAO). Perez it's time to change the name and go with another celebrity. Why would you associate yourself with that effin trainwreck?

    31. JB says – reply to this


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      What an utter waste of space she is. She should go crawl into a dark hole and stay there!

    32. PinkY says – reply to this


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      Is she still carrying that Bible?

      Yeah. Thats what I thought.

    33. chip says – reply to this


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      Oh I bet mamma's real proud of this !! What a pitiful excuse for a human being. Nasty, foul mouthed slut. Paris , your a LOSER!!! What a sad life you have. What happened to all the wonderful things you were going to do when you got out of "the BIG House"???? Where's your BIBLE now????? Going to church Sunday??? Get real, check yourself and do something worth while.

    34. fancy says – reply to this


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      REALLY, PEREZ - HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF DAFT PUNK? PARIS IS JUST QUOTING ONE OF THEIR SONGS- SHE IS HARDLY THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PHRASE! YOU LOOK LIKE AN UNIFORMED LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      REALLY, PEREZ - HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF DAFT PUNK? PARIS IS JUST QUOTING ONE OF THEIR SONGS- SHE IS HARDLY THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PHRASE! YOU LOOK LIKE AN UNIFORMED LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    35. fancy says – reply to this


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      Re: kok

      REALLY, PEREZ - HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF DAFT PUNK? PARIS IS JUST QUOTING ONE OF THEIR SONGS- SHE IS HARDLY THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PHRASE! YOU LOOK LIKE AN UNIFORMED LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    36. Anna says – reply to this


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      Really are any of us suprised?

    37. veegee says – reply to this


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      Nice potty mouth…guess the 'heiress' never made it to finishing school. Where'd she learn to talk like that…..oh yeah, from her mother.

    38. Sgirl says – reply to this


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      What a skank. This girl is sooooooooo nasty. How disgusting. I hope she gets run over by a bus! She is a waste of space. What a disgusting trashy pile of garbage she is. How embarassing. She must be on drugs again. This girl should rot in hell. She is so disgustingly pathetic. I can't wait to see her on t.v. again crying like a bitch about going to jail. She'll be back - this just proves it. Hopefully she'll get the shit kicked out of her in there this time.

    39. hiz says – reply to this


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      Such a fucking idiot.

    40. jules420 says – reply to this


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      Dang Perez, I thought P was your girl. Can't believe you posted this one - she must have really pissed you off!

    41. RitaPita says – reply to this


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      What a fuckin slut

    42. kellygrl says – reply to this


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      her & shitney need to kill themselves already, so i don't have to be subjected to these dumbass poor excuses for bitches anymore … they are beyond white trashy … please, terrorists, come and get em!!

    43. kellygrl says – reply to this


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      btw, no wonder other countries hate our freaking guts — look at the american retards that permeate the media every day — her, shitney, and (yipes) bush. her g'pa was spot on about her dumb, std-laden ass!

    44. PARISISA WHORE says – reply to this


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      WHAT A FUCKING WHORE SHE IS!!!!! I MEAN COME ALL DID YOU HEAR ALL THAT SHE SAID???? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER HEAD? SHE IS ANOTHER FRUIT LOOP!!!!! DAMN HER VOICE DOESN'T SOUND ALL SWEET AND INNOCENT!!!!! PARIS I WOULD NOT FUCK YOUR BONEY ASS WITH PEREZ'S DICK!

    45. deidre says – reply to this


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      lo…. here it comes!!! Paris is upsed that she's not getting any media attention… so she's gonna turn lesbian and have a girlfriend. Then she'll have a dramatic breakup, and realize she's straight afterall!!! And the whole world we be there to watch her transition

    46. kasey says – reply to this


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      Its funny how most of the people that wrote they "love" Paris sound just like her, a bunch of dumb @sses that can't spell or complete a sentence correctly.

    47. So says – reply to this


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      why doest someone Punch Her. Shoot Her. Stab Her.

    48. cultured says – reply to this


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      thrill of the mike moment and pound pound of the preceding set by an illusionist of a DJ and emotion speaks, using that most pleasurable of english words…..Fuck. Why must she be consistent? You reinvent yourself all the time.

    49. Victoria NYC says – reply to this


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      OMG! IS THAT PARIS AT WWW.4GIRLS1CUP.COM SHE DID SAY, SHIT IT! CUM ON IT!!!
      FREAK!

    50. A says – reply to this


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      what a foul mouthed slag!

    51. Dingo says – reply to this


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      "Whore-like" behaviour makes her popular? Why the "like"?

    52. missypoo says – reply to this


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      She is the ultimate party starter. She parties like you like you know you wanna.

    53. i can spell says – reply to this


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      Daniela Sea*

    54. Whatever says – reply to this


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      Re: Anonymous

      She never was the world's richest heiress…even Nicole probably has more coming to her than Paris ever did.

    55. alexa says – reply to this


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      i love this bitch!!!

    56. Kristine says – reply to this


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      Grow up Paris!
      All that money didn't buy class or manners.
      Nice job Kathy!

    57. ryan says – reply to this


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      Do you mean Daniela Sea??

    58. I am the hottest boy in the world says – reply to this


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      So this is the reformed Paris, huh??? A slut can never change its stripes I guess.

    59. hmn says – reply to this


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      There's no 'Danielle Sea' on the L word, her name's Daniela Sea.

    60. whataslag says – reply to this


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      What a classless, spoilt,dragged up mole!

    61. mstopquality says – reply to this


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      PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    62. Gianni Lynn says – reply to this


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      wow…paris paris paris

    63. KG says – reply to this


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      THIS IS THE MOST IGNORANT SOUNDING STUPID HO I'VE EVER HEARD.

      SHE SOUNDS LIKE SOME HIGHSCHOOL RETARD.. AND, I MIGHT ADD , SHES A DOG. SHE LOOKS SOOOOOOO STUPID WITH HER SIZE 11 DOGS. HA HA HA.,,

      YOU DUMB CUNT, GO TO HELLLLLLLLL :)

    64. KG says – reply to this


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      COULD SOMEBODY PLEASE SHOOT HER

    65. blablablacksheep says – reply to this


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      suck…fuck…lick…what ever. *yawn* she's broke now. what do you expect. obviously screw up the last bit of it and die happy.

    66. trish says – reply to this


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      I smell STD

    67. black says – reply to this


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      what does it mean CUM ?????

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