The Downfall of Civilization

Filed under: Britney Spears

The Associated Press is trying to beef up their Britney Spears coverage.

Noooo!! Not the AP!

Posted: Jan 14, 2008 at 3:45 am / Email this »

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linda says – reply to this

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#1!!!!!
Joelle says – reply to this

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first!
hawtPiNK says – reply to this

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that poor girl is never going to get any peace
robb says – reply to this

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1st!!
Swoosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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Boo!
Brit Hater says – reply to this

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Who gives a shit about this twit and her twat!
oscar goldman says – reply to this

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first biotches.
oscar goldman says – reply to this

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first biotches.
andrew says – reply to this

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first, what!!!111!1!0!!11
beatrize says – reply to this

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eh?
Cunt says – reply to this

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First Cunts
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first!!!!
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booooring
Dee says – reply to this

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First!!!! haha
Frances says – reply to this

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FIRST =D
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oh snap
Emma says – reply to this

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When that custody hearing is over it's going to be like tabloids christmas
jenna says – reply to this

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RON PAUL will end ALL WARS
RON PAUL will end ALL TAXES
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———-VOTE FOR RON PAUL———
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RON PAUL will end ALL WARS
RON PAUL will end ALL TAXES
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———-VOTE FOR RON PAUL———
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RON PAUL will end ALL WARS
RON PAUL will end ALL TAXES
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———-VOTE FOR RON PAUL———
IHateBritney says – reply to this

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Re: jenna – … well Jenna, if RON PAUL kills Britney & posts the killing on YouTube as PROOF that he did, in FACT kill her…………..
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………..well then he's DEFINITELY gonna get my vote. Not until then though.
hotcunt says – reply to this

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DONCHA WISH YER CUNT WAS HOT LIKE ME
hotcunt says – reply to this

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HOTCUNT IN THE HIZZZOUSE!
lehua says – reply to this

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Now thats sad you spend four years in college for a journalism degree and you get stuck with follow the britney story this week how degrading is that. Its like being tricked into going out for modeling but ending up in a massage parlor. I love gossip and she is it but real newspapers shouldnt have to stoup that low damn like there isnt a war going on?
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How ironic for you to say that!
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This is what she wants, not her kiddies.
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Can't believe that is more newsworthy than what SHillary said about illegal… that no woman and no man is illegal. Tell that to the families from this video.

www.noWOMANisILLEGAL.com
They Want Better Placement For Her Death says – reply to this

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ap is getting ready for unfitneys death.
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At least the AP won't have a website that has "first!" all over it.
Here Is Some Fuckin Real News says – reply to this

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VENTURA, Calif. - Oscar-winning screenwriter Roger Avary was arrested Sunday on suspicion of manslaughter and driving under the influence after a Ventura County car crash that killed a man and injured Avary's wife, authorities said.

Avary, 42, was the driver in the single-car collision shortly after midnight in Ojai, said Captain Ross Bonfiglio of the Ventura County Sheriff's Department.
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6 years 6 months in a cage for an accident
Amanda says – reply to this

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hotcunt - you sound like a wetback. All wetbacks are taught what there tacos are for by their pacos at an early age. You are noting special. Stand on you own too feets, momasita!!!
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seamus says – reply to this

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NO!!! Not the AP. They should leave this to tired old queens with a whack sense of fashion & a blog!
THEDEATHOFMANKIND says – reply to this

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ARE YOU SUPRISED

THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD IS COMING TO.
ITS SOOOOO SAD

THE WORLD IS TRULY BECOMING AN IDIOCRACY.
THERE IS NO HOPE
Blair says – reply to this

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BRITNEY ROX!!!!!!!!!!
WHOOP WHOOP!!!!
Ron Paul will traumatize your pets says – reply to this

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Re: jenna – yea, we all know about Ron Paul. How he strapped his dog in a cage on top of his car when the family went on vacation. The dog was so scared he pissed and shit all over the car. Ron paul PULLED OVER AND SPRAYED THE DOG OFF, LEFT HIM IN THE CAGE WITH NO HUGS OR CONFORT AND CONTINUED ON HIS VACATION. If ron paul is so fucking great, then why wasn't the pet in the car with the family. I hate this FUCKARD…another MICHAEL VICK…

Now for that ugly fat ass shitney: I hope the secret police come and get her in the middle of the night and take her away to one of our 20 SECRET PRISONS WE HAVE HERE IN THE U.S. AND I HOPE THEY WATERBOARD THAT FUCKER MOMMIEDEAREST FUCK TO DEATH. I hope she losses all rights to the kids…
blablabla says – reply to this

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And isn't it good to know that YOU — PEREZ — are at the FOREFRONT of the DOWNFALL of civilization

Surf that wave baby!!!!!!!!!!!
Blair says – reply to this

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BRITNEY ROX!!!!!!!!!!!
WHOOP WHOOP!!!!!!!!!!!

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Criss Angel Is Recorded Threatening To Knock Out His Producer!

Whoa! Criss Angel is NOT messing around here!

The Luxor headlining illusionist was recorded having quite the verbal altercation with Joe Monti, one of his magic producers on Wednesday, during which Angel is heard threatening to knock him out - and now he's had a police report filed against him!

Give it a listen (above)!

Furthermore, Monti later said to authorities that he recorded the meeting because Angel has a history of bullying employees!

He explains:

“I wanted him to know how demeaning he was. I created 50-60 percent of the magic for ‘Mindfreak.' I have no reason to do anything vindictively but I draw the line on violence.”

Scary!

Violence is never the answer, folks!