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The Spanish media are reporting that Venezuelan tyrant Hugo Chavez and British model Naomi Campbell are dating.

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

196 comments to “The Most Ridiculous Rumor Of The Day”

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  1. phattjabba says – reply to this


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    wtf? As if

  2. Sarah Gottfried says – reply to this


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    disaster! and gross lol!

  3. Tom's a freak! says – reply to this


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    Did anyone see Katie Holmes on Regis today? Check it out. This poor girl has lost any sense of self. Obviously autonomy isn't allowed in Scientology.

  4. steph says – reply to this


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    naomi campell = dennis rodman 2.0

  5. Dora says – reply to this


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    that's hilarious

  6. VANESSA says – reply to this


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    HI PEREZ! IM FROM SPAIN DON`T BELIEVE ALL THAT YOU READ IN THE SPANISH MEDIA. HERE ALMOST ALL THAT ITS PUBLISHED ITS GOSSIP.
    KISSES FOR ALL OF YOU I READ YOU EVERYDAY. MUAAAAA

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  8. Paul27 says – reply to this


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    First!!!! First!!!! First!!!!

  9. Gringo says – reply to this


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    The fact that he's a leftist and friendly with Castro doesn't make him a tyrant, he was democratically elected and re-elected by huge majorities.

    But I guess it's too much to expect an obese right-wing Miamian to comprehend something so simple. Mario, why don't you get your butt back to La Carreta and gorge yourself on some of those nasty Cuban Pressed sandwiches and leave the political commentary to people who know what they're talking about?

  10. Christine says – reply to this


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    jesus, think of the kids:-/ and btw calling Chavez a tyrant is a bit silly.

  11. JOEWEA says – reply to this


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    FIRST FUCKERS

  12. chavez = piece of shit says – reply to this


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    hope he has a heart attack while boning her

  13. JOEWEA says – reply to this


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    FIRST FUCKERS

  14. Christine says – reply to this


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    jesus, think of the kids:-/ and btw calling Chavez a tyrant is pretty silly.

  15. emma says – reply to this


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    Stick to what you do best perez, talking smack about celebrities. Your ignorant about Chavez and you sound like a twat tool towing the party line.

  16. s says – reply to this


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    3rd!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or 4th bitchezzzzz! !!!!

  17. Shoechou says – reply to this


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    It wouldn't be the first president to date a supermodel… it's very fashionable among country leaders nowadays

  18. Ellena says – reply to this


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    Tyrants need love too.

  19. haha says – reply to this


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    He better watch out or she'll beat the shit out of him too.

  20. wE tHe PeOpLe says – reply to this


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    NAOMI CAMPBELL IS AN IGNANT CUNT
    SHE GOES TO CUBA CAUSE SHE THINKS FIDEL IS COOL
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    SHE'S A FUCKING COMMIE
    STUPID BITCH
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    NAOMI CAMPBELL IS AN IGNANT CUNT
    SHE GOES TO CUBA CAUSE SHE THINKS FIDEL IS COOL
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  21. Chamo says – reply to this


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    Re: Gringo – I think you have not been in Venezuela for a while. tyrant is too litle for what tha guy is, that some ppl likes him is true ppl with low IQ….el chamo

  22. ceci says – reply to this


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    first!

  23. nana says – reply to this


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    she needs love too u know……… after doing coke u can sleep with anybody……n yeah i agree katie has lost her sense of self

  24. k.c. says – reply to this


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    She seems like a shady ass bitch……..She would so date him ♥

  25. Jenn says – reply to this


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    LNAO Hes soo ugly, and shes Soo PRETTY!! :}

  26. TURTH says – reply to this


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    Dont believe what our lying government says about hugo chavez! Christ they are the ones who are behind sept. 11th!

  27. NorwayGirl says – reply to this


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    They look really good together!
    And they are a perfect match. He's a tyran and she's the ultimate BITCH !

    BTW… She look gigantic.. doesn't she?? Look at her legs.. eeeewwww..

  28. El chamo says – reply to this


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    I hope Naomi takes off and leave with Chavez. Chaveeeezzz GETTTTTTTTTTTT OOOOOUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

  29. raquel says – reply to this


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    maybe she can hit him with her phone and help run the country?! Do they do community hours there?

  30. Parisian says – reply to this


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    About as funny as Premier Cad Sarkozy and Power F*cker Carla Bruni dating.

  31. depeche says – reply to this


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    I heard he was dating Fidel.

  32. fart mom says – reply to this


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    they are both nuts so it's a good fit.

  33. Bystander says – reply to this


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    If Chavez is a tyrant then you are a Hollywood Marketing Puppet….

  34. Tiffie says – reply to this


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    That is so skankified on sooooo many levels, it is beyond skank. If she has a temper tantrum with him….see her two long legs? Think - CASTS, and an anchor as a weight. Show your @ss now, Naomi. Who's ya daddy?

  35. killa says – reply to this


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    hahahahahahahahaha estan LOCOS!!!!!

  36. VICIOUS QUEEN says – reply to this


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    I LOVE NAOMI CAMPBELL AND THIS IS NOTHING BUT A RUMOR

    I WILL CHOOSE NAOMI ANYTIME MORE THAN TYRA TRANNY ANYTIME :)

  37. Attitude Dude says – reply to this


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    BARF…..I just threw up in my mouth! "IF" its true…….SLAP HER!!!!!

  38. viran5 says – reply to this


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    For all the people who are saying that Chavez is not a Tyrant… can you please go and read his proposed constitutional reform? or listen to ANYTHING he says during his speeches… I cannot deny that he was democratically elected… but he is pretty much believes on my way or the high way and that is not very democratic…

  39. Mona says – reply to this


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    Now that would be a match made in heaven; the Tyrant who would be king and the super model who throws hissy fits.

  40. Zarina says – reply to this


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    I don´'t care if chavez is a tyrant or not, but i can say that Chavez is insane!
    he ask to remove the FARC from the international terrotist list. thats stupid when you know all the damage they make in Colombia

  41. vanessa says – reply to this


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    ya chavez was re elected…the same way bush was…haha a tyrant is well deserved!!

  42. zippy says – reply to this


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    They aren't dating. He just fucked her a couple of times while she was visiting.

    Perez, stick to gossips and outing your fellow gay gays. That's mucho more your thing honey….

  43. layona says – reply to this


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    they deserve each other….f ….ignorants!!!
    Chavez is a never ending nightmare….he will go to communist´s hell

  44. DR. FUNK says – reply to this


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    Make him wash his hands Naomi.He's been changing FIDEL's diapers lately.

  45. Anitax! says – reply to this


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    Hola Perez! yo soy de venezuela y puedo decirles que el q no vive aki no puede entender q Chavez es mucho mas q un simple tirano! es un corrupto oportunista q esta destruyendo un pais! y Naomi es otra idiota oportunista!….Besos desde Venezuela, siempre leemos tu blog!! xoxo!

  46. roxana says – reply to this


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    Re: Christine

    why is that??? u live here in venezuela??

  47. roxana says – reply to this


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    Re: Anitax!

    tienes toda la razon

  48. Caygill says – reply to this


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    That would be great news. I wish them luck!

  49. RudeDude says – reply to this


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    U bitches can say what every you want about Naomi, but the truth is she is the diva of all divas!! Y'all can't come for her so quit hatin!!

  50. SKYE says – reply to this


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    i like it

  51. Bibi says – reply to this


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    She is crazy, first she goes to cuba and is all over Castro and now with Chavez, if she thinks they are so great, why don't she move there and see how bad it is….
    I freaking hate her, now more than ever

  52. mami dominicana says – reply to this


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    Chavez is not an oppressor.

  53. Chavez The Bull says – reply to this


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    I personally don't like Chavez, but you must admit, that man has balls. he will stand up to anybody, including America, and tell them where to go. He seems to be fearless, but this is probably a rumor. This dumb bitch likes bad boys and will be on to someone else in a week.

  54. ire_a_m says – reply to this


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    That's crazy!!!
    i read it last saturday in an spanish newspaper (by the way i'm spaish) and i couldn't believe it, but anyways, she's not too clever, and he's damn crazy! please shut him up!

  55. Saffa says – reply to this


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    Perez, Perez
    I am disappointed in you! Your blog is my daily obsession and I can't understand why you would insult Hugo Chavez. I will leave it at that and continue logging on each day - please just leave the politics out of your fabulous site!
    Thx. x

  56. Hyperbolic comment says – reply to this


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    That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

  57. snapkneck says – reply to this


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    Having sex? That would be like throwing a taquito down a hallway.

  58. snapkneck says – reply to this


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    Having sex? That would be like throwing a taquito down a purple hallway.

  59. ashey says – reply to this


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    They deserve each other!

  60. kat says – reply to this


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    what else do you think she's meeting up with chavez for ????
    talking
    about war and peace???? haaa!!!!
    she's a high class celebrity hooker who f*cks rich and famous
    guys - somebody needs to take care of her own kids in the
    future, no????

  61. kat says – reply to this


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    oh yeah, and she's gonna f'ck the brain out of that tyrant
    probably not even a bad thing
    maybe she's able to calm him down a bit……

  62. Babe says – reply to this


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    I'm from venezuela, I hope they are dating so the next time when they'll have a fight, naomi knock down him finally!!!! and Happilly!!, and we can be happy at venezuela.( without him) :D

  63. Chavez Supporter says – reply to this


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    Perez. Why do you call a man who is giving corporate controll back to the people an oppressor? PLEASE explain to us why you think he is a dictator.

    Chavez has overwealming support among the Venezuelan people. Illiteracy, Poverty, Healthcare, have all improved since he was DEMOCRATICALLY elected president in elections that were overseen by reputable voting organizations (unlike here in the US)

    Chavez is a liberator, not an oppressor. George Bush and the big corporations are the oppressors.

    Please do some real indepentent research on this matter.

    Just because he had the people vote on term limits for him doesn't make him a dictator, there are MANY countries including France and the UK without term limits.

  64. Lucie says – reply to this


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    How can you call hugo chavez a tyrant? He has been elected democratically. You
    are just a proud ignorant.

  65. babe says – reply to this


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    Hello Guys, CHAVEZ IS A TYRAN, A DICTATOR AND MORE!!! to talk about that you need to living it!! I'm from venezuela and I have all the right to say it. the press is controlled so you never know what is happening. So do not talk like you know it all about politics, it is related to some comments. Kisses Jesus!!( P.D is for you coment #10 "gringo")

  66. Liselotte says – reply to this


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    EWW
    who'd want to date that fucking twat?!?!

    if it weren't because we still have elections, he'd be a proper tyrant. nuff said.

  67. Liselotte says – reply to this


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    I'd rather have bush a a president than chavez.
    and I have the right to say it cos I'm venezuelan.

  68. Consuelo says – reply to this


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    Right on, Gringo…"The fact that he's a leftist and friendly with Castro doesn't make him a tyrant, he was democratically elected and re-elected by huge majorities"… just the Miamian bias doesn't allow for full-comprehension of actual political happenings.

    But Naomi does look like a man.

  69. Consuelo says – reply to this


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    Right on, Gringo…"The fact that he's a leftist and friendly with Castro doesn't make him a tyrant, he was democratically elected and re-elected by huge majorities"… just the Miamian bias doesn't allow for full-comprehension of actual political happenings.

    But Naomi does look like a man.

  70. heloisa says – reply to this


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    why is he an opressor? do you live in Venezuela? what do you know about him?

    shut up, perez. your president is the one whos opressor.

  71. Sick says – reply to this


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    She is a raging coke head. His country probably produces some pretty clean uncut powder. Makes sense to me!

  72. Venezuelan and Proud says – reply to this


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    OMG, i just cant belive how many of you ppl defend this guy…HE IS TO US AS OSAMA IS TO YOU! only that Bin Laden is not your president and u dont have to listen to him every single day talking bullshit on the radio, tv and newspapers. How would you like if suddenly there was no milk in the supermarket to feed your little sister or ur baby? or would u like it if you could not buy medicines online in other country because you can only use 400$ IN ONE YEAR? oH YEAH..CHAVEZ IS GREAT! bullshit! he's a tyran, terrorist. Yes, we was elected by our ppl (the first time back in 99') and i can see why ppl voted for him, he was diferent and his plan of govermet was totally diferent to what we are living right now! from the moment he sat in the presidential palace he has only acussed ppl, he want to be fidel for god's sake! he claims cuba is free!!!! open your eyes and dont be selfish….dont talk about something u dont know; you have to live here to talk about it. I was taking a test at the university and all by the sudden the army came in? just because? is that fair??? open you eyes…how come u belive other thing perez says but u cant belive we are having a very rough time? i care about your soldiers in the war! i pray for them! but u try to tell me how I LIVE? how my kids live? psss….come on! all i want is for u ppl to open your eyes.

  73. Jow says – reply to this


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    Naomi is my cousin, and she told me it is true! Believe me.. or not, u choose!

  74. Chavez sucks fidels balls says – reply to this


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    To all the Che shirt wearing idiots- Chavez is an evil fucktard!! If you love him so much, move to Venezuela!!!! To GRINO-You are an idiot and have no idea what you are talking about! People educate yourselves on the truth about idiots like Castro and Chavez -www. the realcuba.com. Just because he tells off people like our idiot President, does not mean he is likable. The Venezuelans are good people and do not deserve to have idiots like you Che lovers and the fucktard Oliver Stone telling them how wonderful Chavez is. It is nine years into his Presidency and the country is in worse shape!!!! Why don't all of you fucktards pull your fat heads out of your asses and educate yourselves on the reality of dictators like Castro and Chavez!!!

  75. Mariano says – reply to this


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    HAHAHA.. YOU PEREZ ARE SO STUPID.. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO SAY HUGO CHAVEZ IS A TYRANT?.. YOU THINK YOU´RE AMERICAN BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY CROSS THE BORDER ILLEGALLY.. ANYWAYS BEING CUBAN OR AMERICAN IS NOT BETTER THAN BEING VENEZUELAN.. YOU FAT QUEER!

  76. guarita says – reply to this


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    Re: Anitax! – Muy bien dicho!!

  77. Gab says – reply to this


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    Re: babe

    Well, he IS not a tyrant nor a dictator. If he were you wouldnt be able to say it, would you?. He would like to be both a tyrant and a dictator, that's fo sho homie. He's just really stupid and takes advantage of the whole 'red scare' that still exists in Venezuela.

    But hey 'babe', your comment is just typical of a globodonia and someone who prolly doesn't know shit about politics, history, and the true dictators we had in Venezuela.

    If you keep calling him a tyrant/dictator, no one will believe us if he finally becomes one. Or if we ever have to deal with a real one in the future. Get your facts straight, darling.

  78. Stephanie says – reply to this


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    Ok, On the gossip that they are dating, its really gross and I seriously hope its not true, because I almost throw up when I heard that.
    Now, Perez calling Chavez a tyrant, well done. Of Course he is a tirant, he is a vey sick man, and yes he is a dictator. I lived in Venezuela for 5 years, I came back 2 years ago. So I really know what happens there. People stop saying Chavez is not a tirant and he is good or whatever, he is one of the worst human beings on the planet, he has killed his own people jus because they wanted freedom, he is taking away everything they have, just because he gives the money away to other countries (money that belong to the venezuelan people but he gives away and in the mean time, venezuelans are trying to fight poverty) doesnt make him a good president. and if the people who wrote he is not a tyrant and all that, then go live to Venezuela if you think he is doing such a good job, we'll see what you say after being there ans seeing what he has done. So really, dont say something if you really dont have all the facts, better just shut up.
    And seriously that gossip is so gross…!!! Well she is beein to Venezuela a couple of times now, but what could she possible see on him…?!?!?! He is SO UGLY, and gross…!!

  79. desiree says – reply to this


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    HEY I THINK THATS TOTALLY TRUE.. IM FROM VENEZUELA.. CHAVEZ IS A TYRANT AND THAT UGLY "WOMAN" WENT ON A DATE WITH HIM WHEN HE WAS IN PARIS

  80. Marky says – reply to this


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    Come on Perez - he was legally elected by a majority of the Venezuelan people. Those who say he's a dictator are the same bunch of liars who brought us the war in Iraq, the Katrina mess, our massive debt, etc… Get the facts straight or quit commenting about politics - you just look like a fool.

  81. Caio says – reply to this


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    Chavez is not a tyrant. He was elected and re-elected democratically; always asking her population about their willings.

  82. Che Retardo says – reply to this


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    Serves as sidebar to PzH's earlier "Fidel is dating Evita Perón IN HELL" report.

  83. bongwater jill says – reply to this


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    Great! Naomi will beat the bejabbers outta him with her cell and maybe knock some sense into the tyrant.

  84. -Alex- says – reply to this


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    He was elected and re-elected democratically but it was like Bush re-election, with some strange "tricks"
    Also say that it isn't the Spanish media the one that says that, it's the Venezuelan media, it's to different…

  85. -Alex- says – reply to this


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    He was elected and re-elected democratically but it was like Bush re-election, with some strange "tricks"
    Also say that it isn't the Spanish media the one that says that, it's the Venezuelan media, it's too different…

  86. Stephanie says – reply to this


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    Re: Chavez Supporter – Corporate control back to the people!!?!?! What the hell are you talking about?? Have yu been there..?? he is taking all of the people and such buying houses for himself and all his followers. What is he giving back to the people? If now more than ever venezuela is pooer. More than 80% of the country is poor. What the hell are you talking about? Thats right, he was elected democraticaly (the first time), but because people thoight he wsas different, that maybe he was going to fight for them , for more freedom, for a democracy. Instead he made venezualns hate each other. He killed so many people who only wanted to speak their minds and find again the freedom they had before. How can you say a man who does that is a liberator? A man who is converting Venezuelan in the new Cuba? A man who now is planning on taking away the kids from their parents at age 2? Who is teaching little kids how to use arms and washing their brains. You have no idea what is like for people in Venezuela. I know. I was there. I witnessed all of that. I saw students getting killed and running for their lives because he sent the national guard to shot againts their own people. So dont say something if you dont know. And you are the one that should do the research. And like I said before, If you think he is doing such a good job then go live there. And then we'll see what you have to say about it.

  87. mari says – reply to this


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    OHHH pliz everyone.. I live in venezuela and perez its right. Chavez don´t respect or even care about simple human rights. Yes, there are people that follow him but there´s a HUGE group, like me, that hates that narcisistic ass.
    He is a really violent person and doesnt have what it takes to be a good and worthy president of any nation of the world. READ A LITTLE BIT, LOOK UP INFO AND YOU´LL SEE WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT…

  88. Fran says – reply to this


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    thanks for call chavez with his real name " opressor"…!!!! thanks thanks….!!! he is making tricks with the elections since 1998, and all the people who speak well of him are just venezuelan starving "malakas" who are paid for him.
    thanks…. about Naomi, well she is a Old top model she need call the attention in any way soo…..

  89. mhp says – reply to this


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    I thought she was seeing Gerard Butler??? He's too good for her anyways…

  90. shutup perez says – reply to this


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    perez you don't know shit about politics so you should keep your mouth shut. stick to what you know, gossip and eating.

    you spend so much time around the fabulous rich and famous that you could give two cents about the poor people that chavez helps.

    if you were venezualan, you'd probably be poo pooing chavez and pissing on the poor, which is probably what you do here.

  91. wtf says – reply to this


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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg haha eso es pura MIERDA, of course they aren't dating

  92. Enri says – reply to this


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    Tyrant is Bush, half of the world is under his foot

  93. Dirg* says – reply to this


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    he IS a tyrant! I'm from Venezuela and this shit is getting worse by the day! But back to this two… It would be nice! Two ugly men together! How sweet! (= LovYa Perezito! U rule!

  94. pffffft says – reply to this


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    n'importe quoi….

  95. lindsey says – reply to this


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    please tell me the first thing you know about hugo chavez! we should be embarrassed to be calling him a 'tyrant' when mr. bush is the most tyrannical leader of our time! you can boo naomi campbell for being a rich bitch, but hugo chavez represents the poor of venezuela which is maybe something you wouldnt understand! since when did perezhilton.com become so right wing?

  96. Merry Pranksters says – reply to this


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    Together? Like sarkodwarf and carlabruti?
    Political=people now???

  97. Melissa says – reply to this


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    I read in the Italian newspaper La Reppublica that they're filming a reality TV show together. Yeah, I'm baffled, too. He said something like, of course she's "belleza" and she was like, "I like strong men."

  98. mar says – reply to this


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    Dear Perezhito….
    this is not the press from Spain…. it is just from Puerto Rico……!

  99. Merry Pranksters says – reply to this


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    Together? Like sarkodwarf and carlabruti?
    Political=people now???

  100. CLe03 says – reply to this


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    Re: Gringo
    For all those saying he's not a tyrant, you don't know how wrong you are. I am half Venuezelan and have family there and have personally been there 20+ times throughout my life and I can tell you the conditions in the country have gotten worse since he has been in office, people's freedoms are slowly being taken away, people are becoming poorer and he is doing nothing to help them as he promised before he first got elected, and the man is just plain crazy and paranoid! As for him being "democratically elected", there is evidence out there that the elections were rigged… and for those of you who think he is not crazy or not a dictator and everything in the country is just fine and dandy then you can think what you want but I have personally been there and seen how things are. It's kind of hard to know the truth when you have NOT ever been there…

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