This Explains So Much

Blame his mom!
Explaining his penchant for always being shirtless, Mateo McConaughey tells the new issue of Playboy:
"Well, I grew up in the country and didn't wear shirts or shoes," the Texas native explains. "My mom didn't even put a bathing suit on us in the country club until we were nine."
Did your mom give you your bath ’til you were twelve too????































































yes first
sexy
how embarrassing..
that explains why he always looks like he may have a bit of a musty odor to him….wonder if he needs NodorO
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First?
No bathing suit in a public pool at 9! SICK!
eeewww, I would want a bathing suit before 9!
FIRST BITCHES!
FIRST BITCHES!
FIRST BITCHES!
weird
FIRST!
LMAO about baths til 12…probably true perez
Dang….he looks mad old and at 9, yeah..he shoulda been putting on his own friggin' shirt!
1ST?
ew he looks soooooooo fug wtf!!!??? and ewwwwww what a redneck
he gone hangin' out with britney de morow y'all
am i in the first 10?
FIRST BITCHES!
from Texas too!
FIRST BITCHES!
from Texas too!
FIRST BITCHES!
from Texas too!
first!
he looks weird now
Wooo hooooo! I'll give him a good shower!
FIRST
Perez stop being a bitch Matthew is amazing…
FROM TEXAS too..
First Bitches!!!
who cares?
WHAT????????? This DOES explain EVERYTHING.
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Keep it up Perez! YOU WILL HAVE WORLD DOMINATION.
xavier
HE IS NOT A NICE LOOKING MAN AT ALL!!!!!
I think I'm First????!!!!
he's hott, but thats kinda creepy
he's hott, but thats kinda creepy
he's hott, but thats kinda creepy
he's hott, but thats kinda creepy
You're just jealous Mario.
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Not true…..I grew up with Matthew in Longview, TX (pop. approx 75,000) and he did not live in the country…he lived in an upper mid class subdivision and his mother was very strict about his appearance….he wore preppy clothes and was not naked at any country club here….ever. And he wore deodorant daily and bathed regularly, too. His nasty, earthy phase started AFTER college. He's a dumbass.
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unlike perez he has made a living outta of doing something respectable u gay hoer……….but i love u though perez we need a douche bag like u to bring these celebrities down BROTHER…… shut up meagain
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Perez you're a sick fuck. Just because they lived in the country and didn't wear shirts or bathing suits till they were 9 doesn't mean their mom was a perv! They're kids and this was back in the day when communities were safe and didn't have sick perverted sex offenders like you in them! You disgust me!
Hey, that's XAVIER RUDD in the photo with Mateo! Xavier is one of the coolest most down to earth artists around, an unbelievably talented musician. He truly is wonderful ..playing so many different instruments, his voice and lyrics are magical and breathtaking. Mateo must know good music!
Perez's mother STILL gives him baths.
Tongue baths.
Bathing your unmarried adult children with your tongue is an honored tradition amongst the high-class Cubans (such as Perez).
(He's a pure bred Spanoristillican ya' know)
Matty's with Xavier Rudd in this picture!! Xav is amazing. Clearly MM love a good Aussie. But frankly, don't we all? Mother Earth — she breathes good love!
Is that Xavier Rudd With him? X is awsome!!
spent 3 days parked next to his airstream… believe me..he's HOT! and a genuine person. His Mom did a fabulous job.
Word is that Mateo bathes about as much as he wears shirts!
Peeeee-Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
hahaha so he grew up in the "country", but he went to a country club?? that doesnt quite follow
you grew up int the "country" but you belonged to the "country club"? that's mixed metaphore, dude!
Yeah, they were the family that thought they owned the ebach, with their kids pooping everywhere.
I DON'T THINK THIS DELICIOUS SLAB OF MAN CANDY SHOULD EVER BE ALLOWED TO WEAR A SHIRT. SAW HIM ON A MAGAZINE COVER JUST NOW AND HE WAS SHIRTLESS BUT HIS LICKABLE CHEST WAS COVERED UP WITH WRITING!!! FUCKING PISSED ME OFF!!!
xavier rudd!
such a lovely human being.
Not aging well at all, his eye bags are crooked too. And of course he is wearing his famous raggy head gear to cover is shinny bald dome.
Hey Perez, thats Xavier Rudd with MMc, you should check out his music, he's a veritable one man band, a damn good human being and environmentalist!!
He grew up as a redneck.
perez, i cordially invite you to spend the month of july in texas, where you will no doubt learn about the need to wear as little as possible, while still retaining some modesty. it's just too damn hot to wear clothes!
mmmmmm xavier rudd and mateo…. now that's a man sandwich that i want to be part of!
MM is the love child of Huge Hefner and Glenn Close
Mateo looks like he's sixty in this picture.
Heck, many country folk publicly breast feed their young'ins until their in their mid-teens.
redneck? last time i checked, rednecks weren't allowed to use the pool at the country club
Typical nasty texas dude. Bet the native hos think he's hot.
He grew up in a rich so called "country" called the country club of Quail Valley in Missouri City, Texas. I live there now. It is right out side of Houston.
I think it's hilarious that he is trying to make it seem like the country as he goes on to describe the 'country club'… His mom was probably too drunk to bother making sure he had his bathing suit on.
He stole Penelope's childhood story of hanging out in the buff as a family…
Uh, how the hell could it be left out that Matt M. is with the talented and most wonderful Xavier Rudd?? Come on, Perez, catch up with the times!
he has BATHED in his lifetime??
lol no but really i think he's fucking HOTTTTT
they have country clubs in the (naked) country? i thought they were just in suburbs>
Mathew is such an arrogant loser…..If he had a pot belly I bet he'd be wearing a shirt.
Who cares about smelly matt (although he is a spunk..) what about Xavier Rudd!!!!!!!!! Awesome aussie musician! Check him out
He's startin to look old - well on his way to being one of those crusty ole, frizzy-long-haired, leather-skinned hippie dudes, if you ask me!
With his hot buddy he can be naked 24/7 if we he wants to. He is soooooooo hot that he can show his perfect body all day anywhere.
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Why does he look like woody harrelson? he's much cuter in the far off jogging pics.
He looks like Martina Navratilova in this picture…without the penis.
Will someone please tell Matt to wash his damn ass!
His thoughts on bathing and just general hygiene are fucked!
BTW…who's the fuzzy guy next to him wearing that fashionable tie-dye shirt?
Kind of cute. In a crazy stoned sort of way.
Luv Ya P Nasty!
That guy on the right has to be the cutest bear I've ever seen!!
He makes it sound like they grew up in the sticks….that is, until he mentions the COUNTRY CLUB! Matty, come on. You were rich, nekked, and spoiled. Your momma didn't put a bathing suit on you because you were one of those spoiled little shits who never wanted to be clothed. Admit it.
That's not even him….
That "redneck" is the Beautiful Austrailian Artist, Xaivier Rudd. An amazing talent.
if his family belonged to a country club why does he sound like he grew up in a trailer park?
THAT IS XAVIER RUDD!!! HE IS FANTASTIC!! If you havn't heard his music you need to look him up!!
Re: abby – No he didn't! He grew up in Longview, Texas.
Yet another short guy who's seriousy fucked in the head. And a football groupie cuz he doesn't have the gonads to play. What a PUSSY!
country club = "swimmin' hole"
Hey assholes!!! when u live in the country u don't have to worry about some perv looking over your fence at your babies and it is okay to have them run naked!!!! U city fuckers don't get that…he is way cool and all ya'll can take that and stick it where the sun don't shine!!!! LOVES TO ALL COUNTRY PEOPLE!!!!!! Kimmi
Hey ya'll …I let my children run naked in the country cause u don't have worry about some perv lookn' over your fence at your children…it is natural!!!! If ya'll wouldn't have grown up in some weird ass city enviorment you would get the whole naked thing…get over it. County people rule…and fuck off…we have more fun!!!! Loves to all the county people..!!!! ~kimmi~
I think it's funny that they needed a Country Club in the actual country.