This Explains So Much
Filed under: Matthew McConaughey
Blame his mom!
Explaining his penchant for always being shirtless, Mateo McConaughey tells the new issue of Playboy:
"Well, I grew up in the country and didn't wear shirts or shoes," the Texas native explains. "My mom didn't even put a bathing suit on us in the country club until we were nine."
Did your mom give you your bath ’til you were twelve too????
Posted: January 14, 2008 at 3:03 pm



yes first
sexy
how embarrassing..
that explains why he always looks like he may have a bit of a musty odor to him….wonder if he needs NodorO
1st
First?
No bathing suit in a public pool at 9! SICK!
eeewww, I would want a bathing suit before 9!
FIRST BITCHES!
FIRST BITCHES!
FIRST BITCHES!
weird
FIRST!
LMAO about baths til 12…probably true perez
Dang….he looks mad old and at 9, yeah..he shoulda been putting on his own friggin' shirt!
1ST?
ew he looks soooooooo fug wtf!!!??? and ewwwwww what a redneck
he gone hangin' out with britney de morow y'all
am i in the first 10?
FIRST BITCHES!
from Texas too!
FIRST BITCHES!
from Texas too!
FIRST BITCHES!
from Texas too!
first!
he looks weird now
Wooo hooooo! I'll give him a good shower!
FIRST
Perez stop being a bitch Matthew is amazing…
FROM TEXAS too..
First Bitches!!!
who cares?
WHAT????????? This DOES explain EVERYTHING.
Perez. You are my IDOL. omg. I come to your site everyday, in fact, perezhilton.com is my homepage. You are the reason I wake up every morning and I FREAKING LOVE YOU. If you emailed me back, my life would be complete. I'm not even kidding.
Keep it up Perez! YOU WILL HAVE WORLD DOMINATION.
xavier
HE IS NOT A NICE LOOKING MAN AT ALL!!!!!
I think I'm First????!!!!
he's hott, but thats kinda creepy
he's hott, but thats kinda creepy
he's hott, but thats kinda creepy
he's hott, but thats kinda creepy
You're just jealous Mario.
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Not true…..I grew up with Matthew in Longview, TX (pop. approx 75,000) and he did not live in the country…he lived in an upper mid class subdivision and his mother was very strict about his appearance….he wore preppy clothes and was not naked at any country club here….ever. And he wore deodorant daily and bathed regularly, too. His nasty, earthy phase started AFTER college. He's a dumbass.
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unlike perez he has made a living outta of doing something respectable u gay hoer……….but i love u though perez we need a douche bag like u to bring these celebrities down BROTHER…… shut up meagain
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Perez you're a sick fuck. Just because they lived in the country and didn't wear shirts or bathing suits till they were 9 doesn't mean their mom was a perv! They're kids and this was back in the day when communities were safe and didn't have sick perverted sex offenders like you in them! You disgust me!
Hey, that's XAVIER RUDD in the photo with Mateo! Xavier is one of the coolest most down to earth artists around, an unbelievably talented musician. He truly is wonderful ..playing so many different instruments, his voice and lyrics are magical and breathtaking. Mateo must know good music!
Perez's mother STILL gives him baths.
Tongue baths.
Bathing your unmarried adult children with your tongue is an honored tradition amongst the high-class Cubans (such as Perez).
(He's a pure bred Spanoristillican ya' know)