This Explains So Much

Filed under: Matthew McConaughey

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Blame his mom!

Explaining his penchant for always being shirtless, Mateo McConaughey tells the new issue of Playboy:

"Well, I grew up in the country and didn't wear shirts or shoes," the Texas native explains. "My mom didn't even put a bathing suit on us in the country club until we were nine."

Did your mom give you your bath ’til you were twelve too????

    Posted: Jan 14, 2008 at 3:03 pm / Email this  »

    89 comments to “This Explains So Much”

    1. babymomma says – reply to this


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      yes first

    2. tara says – reply to this


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      sexy

    3. Brittany says – reply to this


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      how embarrassing..

    4. babymomma says – reply to this


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      that explains why he always looks like he may have a bit of a musty odor to him….wonder if he needs NodorO

    5. kl says – reply to this


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      1st

    6. First says – reply to this


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      First?

    7. Nicole says – reply to this


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      No bathing suit in a public pool at 9! SICK!

    8. Dee says – reply to this


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      eeewww, I would want a bathing suit before 9!

    9. summerellington says – reply to this


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      FIRST BITCHES!

    10. summerellington says – reply to this


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      FIRST BITCHES!

    11. summerellington says – reply to this


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      FIRST BITCHES!

    12. mat says – reply to this


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      weird

    13. Blondie says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    14. Glow says – reply to this


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      LMAO about baths til 12…probably true perez

    15. Is~ says – reply to this


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      Dang….he looks mad old and at 9, yeah..he shoulda been putting on his own friggin' shirt!

    16. m says – reply to this


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      1ST?

    17. sean says – reply to this


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      ew he looks soooooooo fug wtf!!!??? and ewwwwww what a redneck
      he gone hangin' out with britney de morow y'all

      am i in the first 10?

    18. Summerellington says – reply to this


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      FIRST BITCHES!
      from Texas too!

    19. Summerellington says – reply to this


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      FIRST BITCHES!
      from Texas too!

    20. Summerellington says – reply to this


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      FIRST BITCHES!
      from Texas too!

    21. sssss says – reply to this


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      first!

    22. jordan says – reply to this


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      he looks weird now

    23. jibbyjabba says – reply to this


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      Wooo hooooo! I'll give him a good shower!

    24. deanna says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    25. Melissa says – reply to this


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      Perez stop being a bitch Matthew is amazing…

    26. Summer says – reply to this


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      FROM TEXAS too..
      First Bitches!!!

    27. mateo says – reply to this


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      who cares?

    28. IL Chic says – reply to this


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      WHAT????????? This DOES explain EVERYTHING.

    29. Madison says – reply to this


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      Perez. You are my IDOL. omg. I come to your site everyday, in fact, perezhilton.com is my homepage. You are the reason I wake up every morning and I FREAKING LOVE YOU. If you emailed me back, my life would be complete. I'm not even kidding.

      Keep it up Perez! YOU WILL HAVE WORLD DOMINATION.

    30. x says – reply to this


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      xavier

    31. hipper says – reply to this


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      HE IS NOT A NICE LOOKING MAN AT ALL!!!!!

    32. melissa420 says – reply to this


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      I think I'm First????!!!!

    33. mariah says – reply to this


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      he's hott, but thats kinda creepy

    34. mariah says – reply to this


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      he's hott, but thats kinda creepy

    35. mariah says – reply to this


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      he's hott, but thats kinda creepy

    36. mariah says – reply to this


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      he's hott, but thats kinda creepy

    37. meagain says – reply to this


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      You're just jealous Mario.

    38. first says – reply to this


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      first

    39. EBD says – reply to this


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      Not true…..I grew up with Matthew in Longview, TX (pop. approx 75,000) and he did not live in the country…he lived in an upper mid class subdivision and his mother was very strict about his appearance….he wore preppy clothes and was not naked at any country club here….ever. And he wore deodorant daily and bathed regularly, too. His nasty, earthy phase started AFTER college. He's a dumbass.

    40. popwreck com says – reply to this


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    41. nana says – reply to this


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      unlike perez he has made a living outta of doing something respectable u gay hoer……….but i love u though perez we need a douche bag like u to bring these celebrities down BROTHER…… shut up meagain

    42. {♥♀krazihottkelli☻bitchygrl@☻krazihouze☻♀} says – reply to this


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    43. Perez ur disgusting! says – reply to this


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      Perez you're a sick fuck. Just because they lived in the country and didn't wear shirts or bathing suits till they were 9 doesn't mean their mom was a perv! They're kids and this was back in the day when communities were safe and didn't have sick perverted sex offenders like you in them! You disgust me!

    44. Jen says – reply to this


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      Hey, that's XAVIER RUDD in the photo with Mateo! Xavier is one of the coolest most down to earth artists around, an unbelievably talented musician. He truly is wonderful ..playing so many different instruments, his voice and lyrics are magical and breathtaking. Mateo must know good music!

    45. mamacita gusano says – reply to this


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      Perez's mother STILL gives him baths.

      Tongue baths.

      Bathing your unmarried adult children with your tongue is an honored tradition amongst the high-class Cubans (such as Perez).

      (He's a pure bred Spanoristillican ya' know)

    46. Breezy says – reply to this


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      Matty's with Xavier Rudd in this picture!! Xav is amazing. Clearly MM love a good Aussie. But frankly, don't we all? Mother Earth — she breathes good love!

    47. schme says – reply to this


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      Is that Xavier Rudd With him? X is awsome!!

    48. medeak says – reply to this


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      spent 3 days parked next to his airstream… believe me..he's HOT! and a genuine person. His Mom did a fabulous job.

    49. Sham says – reply to this


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      Word is that Mateo bathes about as much as he wears shirts!

      Peeeee-Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

    50. nic says – reply to this


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      hahaha so he grew up in the "country", but he went to a country club?? that doesnt quite follow

    51. dee says – reply to this


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      you grew up int the "country" but you belonged to the "country club"? that's mixed metaphore, dude!

    52. Kacky says – reply to this


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      Yeah, they were the family that thought they owned the ebach, with their kids pooping everywhere.

    53. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      I DON'T THINK THIS DELICIOUS SLAB OF MAN CANDY SHOULD EVER BE ALLOWED TO WEAR A SHIRT. SAW HIM ON A MAGAZINE COVER JUST NOW AND HE WAS SHIRTLESS BUT HIS LICKABLE CHEST WAS COVERED UP WITH WRITING!!! FUCKING PISSED ME OFF!!!

    54. kdfjhae3! says – reply to this


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      xavier rudd!
      such a lovely human being.

    55. ): - ) says – reply to this


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      Not aging well at all, his eye bags are crooked too. And of course he is wearing his famous raggy head gear to cover is shinny bald dome.

    56. Shell from OZ says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez, thats Xavier Rudd with MMc, you should check out his music, he's a veritable one man band, a damn good human being and environmentalist!!

    57. x says – reply to this


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      He grew up as a redneck.

    58. missy says – reply to this


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      perez, i cordially invite you to spend the month of july in texas, where you will no doubt learn about the need to wear as little as possible, while still retaining some modesty. it's just too damn hot to wear clothes!

    59. r says – reply to this


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      mmmmmm xavier rudd and mateo…. now that's a man sandwich that i want to be part of!

    60. margo says – reply to this


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      MM is the love child of Huge Hefner and Glenn Close

    61. Carl says – reply to this


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      Mateo looks like he's sixty in this picture.

    62. samantha says – reply to this


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      Heck, many country folk publicly breast feed their young'ins until their in their mid-teens.

    63. qwerty says – reply to this


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      redneck? last time i checked, rednecks weren't allowed to use the pool at the country club

    64. pdr says – reply to this


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      Typical nasty texas dude. Bet the native hos think he's hot.

    65. abby says – reply to this


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      He grew up in a rich so called "country" called the country club of Quail Valley in Missouri City, Texas. I live there now. It is right out side of Houston.

    66. Elizabeth says – reply to this


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      I think it's hilarious that he is trying to make it seem like the country as he goes on to describe the 'country club'… His mom was probably too drunk to bother making sure he had his bathing suit on.

      He stole Penelope's childhood story of hanging out in the buff as a family…

    67. kate says – reply to this


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      Uh, how the hell could it be left out that Matt M. is with the talented and most wonderful Xavier Rudd?? Come on, Perez, catch up with the times!

    68. holly says – reply to this


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      he has BATHED in his lifetime??

      lol no but really i think he's fucking HOTTTTT

    69. daisybroad says – reply to this


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      they have country clubs in the (naked) country? i thought they were just in suburbs>

    70. Jose says – reply to this


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      Mathew is such an arrogant loser…..If he had a pot belly I bet he'd be wearing a shirt.

    71. stace says – reply to this


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      Who cares about smelly matt (although he is a spunk..) what about Xavier Rudd!!!!!!!!! Awesome aussie musician! Check him out ;)

    72. chi chi says – reply to this


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      He's startin to look old - well on his way to being one of those crusty ole, frizzy-long-haired, leather-skinned hippie dudes, if you ask me!

    73. mary says – reply to this


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      With his hot buddy he can be naked 24/7 if we he wants to. He is soooooooo hot that he can show his perfect body all day anywhere. :)

    74. caycee says – reply to this


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      i

    75. Kandy says – reply to this


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      Why does he look like woody harrelson? he's much cuter in the far off jogging pics.

    76. Greg says – reply to this


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      He looks like Martina Navratilova in this picture…without the penis.
      Will someone please tell Matt to wash his damn ass!
      His thoughts on bathing and just general hygiene are fucked!
      BTW…who's the fuzzy guy next to him wearing that fashionable tie-dye shirt?
      Kind of cute. In a crazy stoned sort of way.

      Luv Ya P Nasty!

    77. David says – reply to this


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      That guy on the right has to be the cutest bear I've ever seen!!

    78. Dixiiiiee says – reply to this


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    79. killian says – reply to this


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      He makes it sound like they grew up in the sticks….that is, until he mentions the COUNTRY CLUB! Matty, come on. You were rich, nekked, and spoiled. Your momma didn't put a bathing suit on you because you were one of those spoiled little shits who never wanted to be clothed. Admit it.

    80. kntstone says – reply to this


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      That's not even him….

    81. Tarah says – reply to this


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      That "redneck" is the Beautiful Austrailian Artist, Xaivier Rudd. An amazing talent.

    82. Toots LeMonde says – reply to this


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      if his family belonged to a country club why does he sound like he grew up in a trailer park?

    83. Megs says – reply to this


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      THAT IS XAVIER RUDD!!! HE IS FANTASTIC!! If you havn't heard his music you need to look him up!!

    84. dallas30 says – reply to this


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      Re: abby – No he didn't! He grew up in Longview, Texas.

    85. whammy says – reply to this


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      Yet another short guy who's seriousy fucked in the head. And a football groupie cuz he doesn't have the gonads to play. What a PUSSY!

    86. eddiebricks says – reply to this


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      country club = "swimmin' hole"

    87. kimmi 96 says – reply to this


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      Hey assholes!!! when u live in the country u don't have to worry about some perv looking over your fence at your babies and it is okay to have them run naked!!!! U city fuckers don't get that…he is way cool and all ya'll can take that and stick it where the sun don't shine!!!! LOVES TO ALL COUNTRY PEOPLE!!!!!! Kimmi

    88. kimmi 96` says – reply to this


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      Hey ya'll …I let my children run naked in the country cause u don't have worry about some perv lookn' over your fence at your children…it is natural!!!! If ya'll wouldn't have grown up in some weird ass city enviorment you would get the whole naked thing…get over it. County people rule…and fuck off…we have more fun!!!! Loves to all the county people..!!!! ~kimmi~

    89. Eliza says – reply to this


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      I think it's funny that they needed a Country Club in the actual country.