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Heather Mills celebrated her 40th birthday at her home in East Sussex, U.K., this past weekend.
Sir Paul's soon-to-be former wife invited some of her neighbors but left others off the list.
"When we have a party, we invite everyone," said Claire Patterson, one of Mucca's neighbors. "Anyone is welcome. But it seems we weren't wanted."
What did the jilted neighbors do?
They blasted Beatles songs out the window as Heather was having her party!
Happy birthday, Heather.
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Posted: January 14, 2008 at 1:47 am
FIRST!!
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HAHA Perez you still smoke pole and look like a retard.
DISCUSS
fug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh Danny! Love you Heather! Oh Danny!
and whocares about this girl? She's just a female version of k-fed
Gee and I wonder why they weren't invited… could it be because they are nasty hearted people!
takes forever to see the comments show on these things sometimes!
30th!
Heather Mills is horrid.
first?
ugh! who cares about heather mills?
this is dumb first
SHe's had more black dick in him than a urinal at The Apallo.
He's had more black dick in her than a urinal at The Apallo.
Lame shirt.
she's entitled to invite whoever she wants
SHe's had more black dick in her than a urinal at The Apallo.
All you need is love, Heather!! and thats what you arn't gettin'!
Ask Paul Mccartney
the lawyers
couldn't stop the…
slaughter of them
POCKETS!
why should she invite ALL her neighbours? i wouldn't invite people i didn't want or know to my party either.
OMG now she's required to invite all her neighbors to her birthday party? Do YOU love all YOUR neighbors? Get real, Perez.
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nice.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BITCH!
funny
hahaha that's awesome
and have the same shirt!
Her neighbors sure are fuckin immature and stupid. WAA WAA my neighbor didnt invite me to her party boo fucking hoo
Her neighbors sure are fuckin immature and stupid. WAA WAA my neighbor didnt invite me to her party boo fucking hoo
Her neighbors sure are fuckin immature and stupid. WAA WAA my neighbor didnt invite me to her party boo fucking hoo
So she has money to spend on parties but yet she owes her lawyers $1 million plus in legal fees? Let's see… party … or pay debts?? Which one is more important. Guess she's banking on having a dip into Paul's bank account.
just cos you invite all your crackhead neighbours to your PARTIES perez doesnt mean she has to!
Unlike you, she porbably doesnt wanna get raped by some purple Hep C cock. Chow chow!
xx
One legged whore must give great head to get McCartney's money!!
That's FUCKING FUNNY! …what did they do for fun at her party?…pin the leg on the stump?…bash the Piniata with her fake leg?…3 legged races?…indian leg wrestle?…drink cheap champagne from her fake/hollow leg?…kickboxing?…
Who the fuck would want to go to this gold diggin bitches party anyway, free food/booze??
Who the fuck would want to go to this gold diggin bitches party anyway, free food/booze??
That's FUCKING FUNNY! …what did they do for fun at her party?…pin the leg on the stump?…bash the Piniata with her fake leg?…3 legged races?…indian leg wrestle?…drink cheap champagne from her fake/hollow leg?…kick-boxing?…
What is this Perez? Psycho Sunday on your site? Between her and Britney one would think so.
This is the best thing EVER.
love her shirt
Fugly is beyond annoying. She is a gold digger-dry cunt-one legged loser that had a good thing going by openning her one leg. She needs to grow up, stop chasing celebrities to get media attention. She tries to milk anything possible for money or 15 seconds of fame. As a matter of fact, go can go grenner by eating more meat, then the vegetables have a chance to live…get it?
what the hell is wrong with her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was a vegan, i tmade me sickand i promise i ate all the right things varied diet blah blah. Iron supplements, you name it!! u need some kind of meat. fish anything… She is the most annoying woman i have ever seen!! She knows nothing. Its the being trendy thing. I detest trendies, they are morons!!!!
Hilarious. I can't stand Heather Mills, but this is just hilarious.
That bitch is fug
Caire patterson sounds like a bitch.
Maybe if the "jilted nieghbours" (oooh, have a fat cry! you didn't get invited to the birthday of someone you don't even like!! wah!!) didn't do stupid stuff like that they would have got invited in the first place!!!
And there are only so many people you can cater for at a birthday party IN YOUR OWN HOME. Maybe the neighbours she invited were better friends. Or not bitches like Ms Patterson seems to be. "It seems we weren't wanted" HAVE A TISSUE YOU IMMATURE FUCK!!!
FUCK THE BEATLES!!!
They are the most OVER-RATED band on Earth. Zeppelin kicks their ASS.
Glad Paul got Shot, Georgie died of cancer, hopefully Paul will walk in front of a bus that will flatten his worthless ass.
Whatever happened to her other leg? Did she have it mounted? Did she mount it?
She is absolutely gorgeous. Young and vivacious.
Fuck that douche-bag Paul. That old 1,000 year old wrinkly man should have dated somebody his own goddamn age!!
Typical. All these fat-ass skank Perez fan bitches who think they can now date Paul jump all over Heather like fucking leaches.
Paul would never date any of your FAT, LAZY Disgusting zit-pocked asses you bitches. So Suck it!!
Why doesn't she get her teeth fixed? Eeww, that split between her two buck front teeth… shivers!
#51 - Beatles SUCK says
"FUCK THE BEATLES!!!
They are the most OVER-RATED band on Earth. Zeppelin kicks their ASS.
Glad Paul got Shot, Georgie died of cancer, hopefully Paul will walk in front of a bus that will flatten his worthless ass. "
Hey BEATLES SUCKS asshole,
FUCK YOU!
The Beatles were great; what the hell is so goddamn wonderful about your stupid ass? How dare you?
Re: Beatles SUCK – FYI: I've never heard a more out-of-tune-guitar player than Jimmie Page. Between that and Robert Plants whinny high-pitched girlie voice, it's a mad dash to replace the CD with ANYTHING else.
i feel kind of bad for her. i mean, sometimes i think "shut up already. you just make things worse for yourself" but then i think that some people take their "hatred" for her too far. she is human after all.
Re: lauren – her leg is NOT human afterall…
LOL
PWND
BAHAHA
I guess this crazy bitch needs to spend Sir Paul's money on something. THat bitch gives me a woody. I just love a woman who has a wooden leg. When I dry hump her I'm doing some wood work. Does her shirt imply she has a green limb for a leg?
Go the neighbours.
Hate that woman with a passion!
Yeah - those are exactly the neighbors I would invite to my party. The ones who are so demonstrably vicious and callous that they would actually blast my ex-husband's voice out the window on my 40th B-day, then run crying to the press to bad-mouth me because I…. didn't invite them to my party.
Such nasty, uncalled-for behavior. I bet they don't get invited to many parties at all.
i just want to say FUCK THE GOLD DIGGIN CUNT!!!!!!
How old are the Beatle blasting neighbours, six? When they finally mature, they'll realize that they won't be invited to everything, particularly by acquaintances. I learned that one at about age 9 or 10. No bloody wonder they weren't on the list.
NEVER PAUL'S AND NEVER WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OVER THAT WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEVER PAUL'S AND NEVER WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OVER THAT WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEVER PAUL'S AND NEVER WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OVER THAT WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEVER PAUL'S AND NEVER WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OVER THAT WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOOD ONE!!!! LMAO!!!!!
Perez, can't believe you missed this…Heather Mills' disproportionately LOOOONG arms…especially her right one. Maybe it's fake like her peg leg! Lurch meets Zombie hands!!!
Surely Heather Mills needs all the partygoers she can get, and she wonders why no one likes her!!!!!
She's only 40???
What a fugly bitch. What did Paul ever see in her?
Let's hear it for the jilted neighbors! This insufferable woman is a shameless self-promoter. Paul McCartney is the author of his own misfortune. Next time, listen to your lawyers. I miss George Harrison more and more. He was a generous soul. Yoko is off enjoying her millions. Is she even aware of the poor?
I think she's a golddigger, but please, do you invite all of your neighbors when you have a party? I don't. And I don't expect my neighbors to invite me to all of their gigs either.
Wow, her hips are wide. Sir Paul can get better pussy than that.
Dear neighbor, you probably didn't miss a thing. Who the fuck wants to eat sticks and berries and tofu. She probably didn't even have a real cake! Hamburgers, hotdogs and cold beer. Now that's birthday party food. Just turn up the music and pop a cold one.
Not that I like mills at all, but those are some pretty childish neighbors. When did she get so UGLY?
hahaha, that's classic. I want to meet those people, seriously.
While Heather may be trashy, I see where she was coming from here… obviously if these are the kind of neighbours that are gonna run to Perez when they get snubbed, they're probably not the best people to invite into your home. Who knows what they'd have to say about her home or how drunk and rude she was at the party?
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SHE LOOKS HAWT!!
Paul should cut her some slack the hasbeen!
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