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Heather Mills celebrated her 40th birthday at her home in East Sussex, U.K., this past weekend.

Sir Paul's soon-to-be former wife invited some of her neighbors but left others off the list.

"When we have a party, we invite everyone," said Claire Patterson, one of Mucca's neighbors. "Anyone is welcome. But it seems we weren't wanted."

What did the jilted neighbors do?

They blasted Beatles songs out the window as Heather was having her party!

Happy birthday, Heather.

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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    85 comments to “We Love The British”

    1. blah says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!

    2. canada wooooo says – reply to this


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      FIRST:)

    3. asd@aol.com says – reply to this


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      HAHA Perez you still smoke pole and look like a retard.

      DISCUSS

    4. aquair says – reply to this


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      fug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    5. me2 says – reply to this


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      first

    6. tuu says – reply to this


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      firstry

    7. Danny says – reply to this


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      Oh Danny! Love you Heather! Oh Danny!

    8. me2 says – reply to this


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      and whocares about this girl? She's just a female version of k-fed

    9. wonder why says – reply to this


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      Gee and I wonder why they weren't invited… could it be because they are nasty hearted people!

    10. takes forever says – reply to this


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      takes forever to see the comments show on these things sometimes!

    11. omg says – reply to this


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      30th!

    12. Kimberly says – reply to this


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      Heather Mills is horrid.

    13. First says – reply to this


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      first?

    14. maggie says – reply to this


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      ugh! who cares about heather mills?

    15. nadia says – reply to this


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      this is dumb first

    16. hotcunt says – reply to this


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      SHe's had more black dick in him than a urinal at The Apallo.

    17. hotcunt says – reply to this


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      He's had more black dick in her than a urinal at The Apallo.

    18. angela says – reply to this


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      Lame shirt.

    19. virgy says – reply to this


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      she's entitled to invite whoever she wants

    20. hotcunt says – reply to this


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      SHe's had more black dick in her than a urinal at The Apallo.

    21. Jenna says – reply to this


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      All you need is love, Heather!! and thats what you arn't gettin'!

    22. uHHHH says – reply to this


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      Ask Paul Mccartney
      the lawyers
      couldn't stop the…
      slaughter of them
      POCKETS!

    23. steven says – reply to this


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      why should she invite ALL her neighbours? i wouldn't invite people i didn't want or know to my party either.

    24. Carrie says – reply to this


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      OMG now she's required to invite all her neighbors to her birthday party? Do YOU love all YOUR neighbors? Get real, Perez.

    25. blahh says – reply to this


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      1st

    26. m says – reply to this


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      nice.

    27. 1RST!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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      BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BITCH!

    28. sonnyb says – reply to this


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      funny

    29. Shireen says – reply to this


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      hahaha that's awesome

    30. I'm vegan too! says – reply to this


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      and have the same shirt!

    31. wow says – reply to this


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      Her neighbors sure are fuckin immature and stupid. WAA WAA my neighbor didnt invite me to her party boo fucking hoo

    32. wow says – reply to this


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      Her neighbors sure are fuckin immature and stupid. WAA WAA my neighbor didnt invite me to her party boo fucking hoo

    33. wow says – reply to this


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      Her neighbors sure are fuckin immature and stupid. WAA WAA my neighbor didnt invite me to her party boo fucking hoo

    34. broke says – reply to this


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      So she has money to spend on parties but yet she owes her lawyers $1 million plus in legal fees? Let's see… party … or pay debts?? Which one is more important. Guess she's banking on having a dip into Paul's bank account.

    35. MOOFUC says – reply to this


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      just cos you invite all your crackhead neighbours to your PARTIES perez doesnt mean she has to!

      Unlike you, she porbably doesnt wanna get raped by some purple Hep C cock. Chow chow!

      xx

    36. Dave says – reply to this


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      One legged whore must give great head to get McCartney's money!!

    37. puppies are soft says – reply to this


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      That's FUCKING FUNNY! …what did they do for fun at her party?…pin the leg on the stump?…bash the Piniata with her fake leg?…3 legged races?…indian leg wrestle?…drink cheap champagne from her fake/hollow leg?…kickboxing?… :)

    38. shirleyB says – reply to this


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      Who the fuck would want to go to this gold diggin bitches party anyway, free food/booze??

    39. shirleyB says – reply to this


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      Who the fuck would want to go to this gold diggin bitches party anyway, free food/booze??

    40. puppies are soft says – reply to this


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      That's FUCKING FUNNY! …what did they do for fun at her party?…pin the leg on the stump?…bash the Piniata with her fake leg?…3 legged races?…indian leg wrestle?…drink cheap champagne from her fake/hollow leg?…kick-boxing?…

    41. What Is This says – reply to this


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      What is this Perez? Psycho Sunday on your site? Between her and Britney one would think so.

    42. Brittany says – reply to this


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      This is the best thing EVER.

    43. jm says – reply to this


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      love her shirt

    44. Keeping my nuts warm says – reply to this


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      Fugly is beyond annoying. She is a gold digger-dry cunt-one legged loser that had a good thing going by openning her one leg. She needs to grow up, stop chasing celebrities to get media attention. She tries to milk anything possible for money or 15 seconds of fame. As a matter of fact, go can go grenner by eating more meat, then the vegetables have a chance to live…get it?

    45. balh says – reply to this


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      what the hell is wrong with her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      I was a vegan, i tmade me sickand i promise i ate all the right things varied diet blah blah. Iron supplements, you name it!! u need some kind of meat. fish anything… She is the most annoying woman i have ever seen!! She knows nothing. Its the being trendy thing. I detest trendies, they are morons!!!!

    46. Jen says – reply to this


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      Hilarious. I can't stand Heather Mills, but this is just hilarious.

    47. Ryan Sheckler Makes Me Horny says – reply to this


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      That bitch is fug

    48. Ella says – reply to this


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      Caire patterson sounds like a bitch.

      Maybe if the "jilted nieghbours" (oooh, have a fat cry! you didn't get invited to the birthday of someone you don't even like!! wah!!) didn't do stupid stuff like that they would have got invited in the first place!!!

      And there are only so many people you can cater for at a birthday party IN YOUR OWN HOME. Maybe the neighbours she invited were better friends. Or not bitches like Ms Patterson seems to be. "It seems we weren't wanted" HAVE A TISSUE YOU IMMATURE FUCK!!!

    49. Beatles SUCK says – reply to this


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      FUCK THE BEATLES!!!
      They are the most OVER-RATED band on Earth. Zeppelin kicks their ASS.
      Glad Paul got Shot, Georgie died of cancer, hopefully Paul will walk in front of a bus that will flatten his worthless ass.

    50. piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this


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      Whatever happened to her other leg? Did she have it mounted? Did she mount it?

    51. Johnny B. says – reply to this


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      She is absolutely gorgeous. Young and vivacious.
      Fuck that douche-bag Paul. That old 1,000 year old wrinkly man should have dated somebody his own goddamn age!!

    52. Mr. Schlong says – reply to this


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      Typical. All these fat-ass skank Perez fan bitches who think they can now date Paul jump all over Heather like fucking leaches.
      Paul would never date any of your FAT, LAZY Disgusting zit-pocked asses you bitches. So Suck it!!

    53. FIX YOUR TEETH HEATHER! says – reply to this


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      Why doesn't she get her teeth fixed? Eeww, that split between her two buck front teeth… shivers!

    54. Beatles Suck SUCKS! says – reply to this


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      #51 - Beatles SUCK says
      "FUCK THE BEATLES!!!
      They are the most OVER-RATED band on Earth. Zeppelin kicks their ASS.
      Glad Paul got Shot, Georgie died of cancer, hopefully Paul will walk in front of a bus that will flatten his worthless ass. "

      Hey BEATLES SUCKS asshole,
      FUCK YOU!
      The Beatles were great; what the hell is so goddamn wonderful about your stupid ass? How dare you?

    55. LED ZEP OUT OF TUNE/AWFUL! says – reply to this


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      Re: Beatles SUCK – FYI: I've never heard a more out-of-tune-guitar player than Jimmie Page. Between that and Robert Plants whinny high-pitched girlie voice, it's a mad dash to replace the CD with ANYTHING else.

    56. lauren says – reply to this


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      i feel kind of bad for her. i mean, sometimes i think "shut up already. you just make things worse for yourself" but then i think that some people take their "hatred" for her too far. she is human after all.

    57. hotcunt says – reply to this


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      Re: lauren – her leg is NOT human afterall…

    58. fgd says – reply to this


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      LOL
      PWND
      BAHAHA

    59. Sir Bone-a-lot says – reply to this


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      I guess this crazy bitch needs to spend Sir Paul's money on something. THat bitch gives me a woody. I just love a woman who has a wooden leg. When I dry hump her I'm doing some wood work. Does her shirt imply she has a green limb for a leg?

    60. am says – reply to this


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      Go the neighbours.

      Hate that woman with a passion!

    61. Good fences says – reply to this


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      Yeah - those are exactly the neighbors I would invite to my party. The ones who are so demonstrably vicious and callous that they would actually blast my ex-husband's voice out the window on my 40th B-day, then run crying to the press to bad-mouth me because I…. didn't invite them to my party.

      Such nasty, uncalled-for behavior. I bet they don't get invited to many parties at all.

    62. horseshu bob says – reply to this


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      i just want to say FUCK THE GOLD DIGGIN CUNT!!!!!!

    63. Good Lord. says – reply to this


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      How old are the Beatle blasting neighbours, six? When they finally mature, they'll realize that they won't be invited to everything, particularly by acquaintances. I learned that one at about age 9 or 10. No bloody wonder they weren't on the list.

    64. Butterfly says – reply to this


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      NEVER PAUL'S AND NEVER WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OVER THAT WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    65. Butterfly says – reply to this


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      NEVER PAUL'S AND NEVER WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OVER THAT WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    66. Butterfly says – reply to this


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      NEVER PAUL'S AND NEVER WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OVER THAT WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    67. Butterfly says – reply to this


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      NEVER PAUL'S AND NEVER WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OVER THAT WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    68. Highdee says – reply to this


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      GOOD ONE!!!! LMAO!!!!!

    69. QBN-CHK says – reply to this


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      Perez, can't believe you missed this…Heather Mills' disproportionately LOOOONG arms…especially her right one. Maybe it's fake like her peg leg! Lurch meets Zombie hands!!!

    70. Jenna says – reply to this


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      Surely Heather Mills needs all the partygoers she can get, and she wonders why no one likes her!!!!!

    71. WHAT??? says – reply to this


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      She's only 40???

    72. Heather is a FUGLY BITCH! says – reply to this


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      What a fugly bitch. What did Paul ever see in her?

    73. caroaber says – reply to this


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      Let's hear it for the jilted neighbors! This insufferable woman is a shameless self-promoter. Paul McCartney is the author of his own misfortune. Next time, listen to your lawyers. I miss George Harrison more and more. He was a generous soul. Yoko is off enjoying her millions. Is she even aware of the poor?

    74. Heather is a Skank says – reply to this


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      I think she's a golddigger, but please, do you invite all of your neighbors when you have a party? I don't. And I don't expect my neighbors to invite me to all of their gigs either.

    75. Carl says – reply to this


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      Wow, her hips are wide. Sir Paul can get better pussy than that.

    76. Nurse Ratchett says – reply to this


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      Dear neighbor, you probably didn't miss a thing. Who the fuck wants to eat sticks and berries and tofu. She probably didn't even have a real cake! Hamburgers, hotdogs and cold beer. Now that's birthday party food. Just turn up the music and pop a cold one.

    77. Hyde says – reply to this


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      Not that I like mills at all, but those are some pretty childish neighbors. When did she get so UGLY?

    78. Becky says – reply to this


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      hahaha, that's classic. I want to meet those people, seriously.

    79. Erin says – reply to this


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      While Heather may be trashy, I see where she was coming from here… obviously if these are the kind of neighbours that are gonna run to Perez when they get snubbed, they're probably not the best people to invite into your home. Who knows what they'd have to say about her home or how drunk and rude she was at the party?

    80. Ashley says – reply to this


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      SHE LOOKS HAWT!!

      Paul should cut her some slack the hasbeen!
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    81. ixxy says – reply to this


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      Being a vegan is sooooo bad for your health.

    82. indigohaze says – reply to this


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      urgh…and i'm lucky enough to live in the same place as this ODD woman… she shoudl die…and in that DISTASTEFUL teeshirt of hers too.

    83. babs says – reply to this


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      the neighbours are just as classy as the whore who lives next door!

    84. Low says – reply to this


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      Yes, we love the brits but hate heather.

    85. Carlie says – reply to this


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      That is the funniest thing I have ever heard. Fuck Heather.