Dear Australia

Filed under: Personally Perez > Australiastic

Thank you for THIS.

Perez loves you lots!!!!

xoxo

Posted: Jan 15, 2008 at 4:14 am / Email this »

The court's ruled Monday that Unfitney has lost custody of her kids "indefinitely." And she has no one to blame but herself! Spears couldn't even be bothered to face the Commissioner at the custody hearing. She showed up at court but left without even entering the building. After that little photo op, Brit Brit and entourage - paparazzi boyfriend, shady manager - made a pit stop at a church in the Valley. It's gonna take a lot of prayers, honey! Inside The Church With Britney

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sam says – reply to this

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first
MemB says – reply to this

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You beat Viagra, go Perez!! Love ya! Cheers from Canberra.
dda adfasdf says – reply to this

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suck my tits! i'm first.
ash says – reply to this

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5th?
carolina says – reply to this

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first!!!!!
milly says – reply to this

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thats okay
milly says – reply to this

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thats okay
swan says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!
Robotgirl* says – reply to this

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Ha ha no worries!! I'm from Melbourne and I check your site everyday!! Thanks for the occasional Aussie mention with the celebs *lol*
g says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!
n says – reply to this

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first?
swan says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!
Madonnarama says – reply to this

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first bitches!
milly says – reply to this

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thats okay
perezluvah says – reply to this

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is this you perezzle?
AZZI AZZI AZZI says – reply to this

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First bitches…
Sydney says – reply to this

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Your welcome! We love you perez x x
what says – reply to this

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first betch
J way says – reply to this

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your welcome, it was all me! Woo Adelaide
stephen says – reply to this

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Well on behalf of all Australia…you are welcome Perez. HOWEVER it also said that piece of crap 'Today Tonight' was also a highly searched site as well which would give the impression that we don't have any taste. AHAHA!!
hotcunt says – reply to this

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This pic makes my cum just all ready to blow outta my cock! I love to read perez and play with my cock till it gets real hard and then I blow it all into a cherry pie y'all! Then I bake the pie and take it to work and watch my coworkers eat it! They think i'm such a good cook! They say mmm this pie is so good and creamy and moist! haha! fuck ya bitches! So next time yer eating cherry pie think of me and my cum and enjoy it till the last bite! yum!
misskrust says – reply to this

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You're welcome!
cat says – reply to this

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you're welcome! australia loves u too
keely says – reply to this

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WOOHOO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI…WE LOVE YOU PEREZ DOWN UNDER YOU ARE AWESOME!

PS>…… Australia day is 26 January GO AUSSIE GO WE ROCK
Mando says – reply to this

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sweet
Mando says – reply to this

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sweet
ausssie says – reply to this

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wooooo us aussies love you too perez!!
xoxo
Janeybabe says – reply to this

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FIRST!!
Am on your site every day Perez, God Bless!
cdawg says – reply to this

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hug me
alfred says – reply to this

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no worries you big stupid fat fuck
Aussie Aussie Aussie says – reply to this

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I find it hard to believe we used MySpace more then Facebook ;(
Cat says – reply to this

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Keep the Australiastic section up and us aussies will keep reading!
Natalie says – reply to this

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Wee!
Naomi H says – reply to this

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Australia loves you Perez but Perth, Western Australia loves the dramz the most xo
raven. says – reply to this

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go australia!
Sara says – reply to this

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We LOVE you Perez!!!
theysay says – reply to this

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hahaha
Lou Lou says – reply to this

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Perez i live in the capital of Australia, Canberra, and i look at your website EVERY day! i love it!!! (i just realised it may seem that i have no life… lol but what is life without a little perez!!!)
elyse says – reply to this

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you're welcome!
great to see you've had stuff about aussies on here lately =]
Amanda says – reply to this

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No worries, we love ya!
elyse says – reply to this

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you're welcome!
even though i hate today tonight!
great to see you've had stuff about aussies on here lately =]
Renee In Oz says – reply to this

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We love you down here Perez.. Thanks for keeping me in touch with the fuck ups in Hollywood.. Keep up the good work.. Love Renee
Dizzy says – reply to this

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The smart ones among us love you.
michelle pitiris says – reply to this

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youre welcome perez. you keep my workdays sane and saucy
g says – reply to this

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This Australian doesn't love you so much as view you in the same vein as my ciggie habit. Vile, anti-social and an expense of time and money better spent elsewhere….but I still smoke.
amy says – reply to this

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Yay! I love Perez, luv from Sydney! I visit like 20 times a day! Woohoo! Thx for all the Australiastic stuff, we love it! I hate Today Tonight.
dco says – reply to this

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ha ha no one in canberra has a life.. cnberra sucks balls the most boring place on the planet
Karen says – reply to this

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Very possible that it was all me! Highly addicted….I check your site all day everyday - even though there's hardly any new posts because of the time difference.

LUVS YA - FROM BEAUTIFUL WEST AUSTRALIA!!!!!!
Amanda says – reply to this

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That's because we all have serious Perez addictions down here…perhaps you'd consider coming down and starting a show (or even replacing the crap Nelson Aspen on Sunrise!)
Alisha says – reply to this

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You're welcome Perez… OMG you even beat VIAGRA… thats an accomplishment in itself…. us girls love ya … whilst our little boys are looking up viagra not knowing what they're missing out on!!
Vicky says – reply to this

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Perezcious !!! without your website I would not get through my very boring work day !! Love lots Vicky from Queensland, Australia !!
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie..... says – reply to this

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Go, us Aussies!! Alittle goss now and then neva hurts anyone
Adamfrom ADELAIDE - AUSTRALIA says – reply to this

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Haha… Cool P, Im from Adelaide, Sizzzouth Australia. More nightlife, parties and celebs than Sydney, Brisbane and Melbourne combine.

PEACE!
aussie says – reply to this

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GO HANG YOUR SELF YOU GANGA theres an aussie term.
Exyank says – reply to this

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You're welcome.
dannie says – reply to this

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Neck up parrot.
HILLARY 08!!! says – reply to this

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from "snopes.com". Barack Hussein Obama was born to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM from Nyangoma-Kogel , Kenya. After his parents divorced, his mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from Indonesia! When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocated to Indonesia . Obama attended a MUSLIM school in Jakarta. Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim. Obama's political handlers are attempting to make it appear that Obama's introduction to Islam came via his father. In reality, the senior Obama returned to Kenya soon after the divorce, and never again had any direct influence over his son's education. Lolo Soetoro, the second husband of Obama's mother introduced his stepson to Islam. Obama was enrolled in a Wahabi school in Jakarta . Wahabism is the RADICAL teaching that is followed by the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world. Since it is politically expedient to be a CHRISTIAN when seeking major public office in the United States, Barack Hussein Obama has joined the United Church of Christ in an attempt to downplay his Muslim background. ALSO, keep in mind that when he was sworn into office he DID NOT use the Holy Bible, but instead the Koran. The Muslims have said they plan on destroying the US from the inside out, what better way to start than at the highest level - through the President of the United States, one of their own!
SuGaSuGa says – reply to this

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Youre welcome Perez, theyre takin our net access from us at work tho!
ROFL says – reply to this

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Re: dannie – ROFL…what the? what does that mean?
Belqis says – reply to this

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WAHOO australia loves PEREZ
Although who are those sad cases at comment 18 still saying first?
Sarah says – reply to this

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WE LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!

So does that douche Ben Cousins!
mia says – reply to this

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no worries
Nat says – reply to this

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You're welcome! *mwuah*
fifi says – reply to this

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no problem, love your site perezalicious
medan says – reply to this

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I and all my friends are totally addicted to ur site… i myself have to check it at least 20 times a day…. i have to be first to know about everything thats going on…. IM ADDICTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but not a frequent inhabitual drug user
Shrub says – reply to this

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They banned your website from my work….
i don't know what i'll do
but Perez we love you
Love South Australia
c HARLOT te says – reply to this

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Love you too Darlink!
I check perezhilton.com EVERY chance I get. More than twice a day!
Love from SYDNEY.
Come and visit (me)!
xx
Ameerrrra says – reply to this

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no, thank YOU perez
jules says – reply to this

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love u perez ur the shit read ur site everyday!!!!
much luv from the shire in sydney aus xoxoxoxoxo
i wanna fuck perez says – reply to this

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i love u perez u sexyy mothafucker!!!!!!!!!!! and sydney loves ya 2!!!!!!!!!! xoxoxox

…..well just dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians…..
Central Coast Australia says – reply to this

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You are welcome Perez! i love your site and check it everyday!
Auzzies love you! xo
CaveGirl says – reply to this

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Yah! Go baby, we love you in BrisVegas as well!!!
riki says – reply to this

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I love you back Perez!!
You're my bitch! MWAHHHH!
fluffy galore says – reply to this

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I think Australia should adopt you Perzaz, we all adore you down here.
MWAH
Soph says – reply to this

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Sydney kidz love you the most Perez!

I'm addicted.

xxxx
michael says – reply to this

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Re: ROFL – it means neck up parrot. it means shut your face.
damein says – reply to this

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fuck sydney perez mummy .. come to melbourne .. market on friday night .. no stars .. just trash .. yay yay hooray yay !
stasha says – reply to this

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See in brisbane our celebrities dont get up to anything at all. nothing. and the only way we can find out about juicy celebrity goss is sunrise or et which is like 2 days later than in the us. But anywa we need our gossip on perez and the older population in australia need there toda tonight coverage to find out what the local gossip is. and myspace is to find out friedns gossip. i know that made no sense BUT we must crave gossip aye. lol
YOU GOTTA LOVE AUSTRALIA =]
hotcunt says – reply to this

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Australians are done fucking lost their minds. you all suck big balls and can't act or do shit to save your boring doochbag lives. Nicole kidman should die already. Murials wedding sucks and you are all fat and your biatches are fuking ugly LONG LIVE USA. you have too many arabs in your loser country
damein says – reply to this

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fuck sydney .. come to melbourne .. markets on friday night .. no stars .. no celebs .. just trash .. yay yay hooray yay !!
perez says – reply to this

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Re: jules – FUCK THE SHIRE YOU RACIST SCUM fucking hobits from lord of the rings…."OH THE SHIRE"" fuck off
sarah says – reply to this

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Re: HILLARY 08!!! – OMG NO NOT A MUSLIM??? oh wait thats right nobodywith half a brain gives a shit. he used the kuran? i'd rather he swear on something he believes in and respects then a bible.
Chloe says – reply to this

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BRIGHTON, Melbourne loves you Perez
rachies says – reply to this

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we love you down under perez keep it up!
Lynsey says – reply to this

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Heya

Im from Perth in Western Australia and I go on your site whenever I can to see what goss is out there.

Love Lyns
klg says – reply to this

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hahaha its all true perez, we love you here !
dirtymoslims says – reply to this

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Re: sarah – fuck moslims, dirty alquada scum. I hope all mosies rot in hell. Go to your thousand virgins, why you still living in the desert? go blow all yall up already. FUCK MOSLIMS BURN IN HELL SCUM
oi!oi!oi! says – reply to this

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xxx Love from Melbourne. love you Perez. thanks for the sanity!
Fatima says – reply to this

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Hey Perez im from SYDNEY AUstralia , SYDNEY IS THE BEST CITY ON EARTH U should come here on NEw YEar it goes off… I check out ur website everyday u always have the good GOS. i love it how u post about aussies and how ur inlove with Kylie but i wish u would give NICOle KIdman a break…
Lauren says – reply to this

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That's quite OK!! Thank you for including us Aussies in your blog
xo
Fatima says – reply to this

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Re: dirtymoslims – GET A LIFE LOSER
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!!! says – reply to this

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Oi, Oi, Oi - Sending a big Mexican wave to you Perez with love From Sydney Australia- Today Tonight- seriously who looks that up?-
hotcunt says – reply to this

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Re: hotcunt – lol! This is perfect! People are so into now that want to BE me! Whoever impersonated me on this one ( I did not write that comment)… but damn! Couldn't have said it better myself! Work it out whoever you are! Keep it up! Stir up some action! Let's get some comments and more attention! Get nastier! Love that you are wanting to be me! Biggest form of flattery! Muah! Kudos!
Jenn says – reply to this

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Ur awesome doll,Love the page and i check it every day!! Well done!!
Jenn says – reply to this

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Ur awesome doll,Love the page and i check it every day!! Well done!!
Kelly says – reply to this

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Congrats Perez!

Down here we all live on your site!
Sarah says – reply to this

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Re: dirtymoslims – You will rot sister! You shall see! The earth shall swallow you up and all your filth!
slut says – reply to this

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Re: Fatima – Your the looser! I bet you can't even get your dick hard! haha
Kath says – reply to this

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Congrats
hotcunt says – reply to this

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Well kids! I"ve reached ifamy! People are now also calling themselves hotcunt! So if you were sick of me before ,,, get ready! As others are also calling themselves hotcunt in a form of flattery and writing stuff under my name! Exciting isin't it! It will just make me look like I am dominated the boards even more…. Anyone is free to use my screename too! Just know it may not be the original hotcunt writing things! People must love me to wanna be me!

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