"Don't you fucking come near me!"

Filed under: Britney Spears

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Warning to everyone: if you see Britney Spears on the streets, do not talk to her. She will bite!

The mother of two, who won't be doing much mothering any time soon, continues to make headlines with her crazy behavior.

Sunday afternoon, Unfitney paid a visit to the Betsey Johnson store at the Westfield Fashion Square mall in Sherman Oaks, where she and paparazzo boy toy Adnan Ghalib caused quite a commotion.

Brit Brit grabbed dresses from the racks and disappeared into a dressing room with Adnan.

Moments later, Spears came out completely naked, shocking salesclerks, Life & Style reports.

"I was blown away. Britney's private parts were right in front of me!" a store employee tells the mag.

It's not like we haven't all seen it already!

"I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, 'Get away from me! Don't you fucking come near me!' says the employee. "Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting."

She was probably farting in his face. He likes that.

When Britney and Adnan finally stumbled out, Spears mumbled something unintelligible. "I couldn't understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent," says the employee. "Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. Then she muttered, 'Fuck you!' and left the store."

She sure knows how to make a dramatic exit!

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    Posted: Jan 15, 2008 at 3:01 pm / Email this  »

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    1. Nat says – reply to this


      501

      WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THOSE FUCKING IDIOTS CALL THE POLICE???????????

    2. klazzless says – reply to this


      502

      Obviously she doesn't give two shits about her life and what is goin on around her — she's seeking the next HIGH having sex all day and eating junk…….she's probably happy her kids are not around so she can party and do whatever she wants, she hates responsibility!!!

    3. diXiechick says – reply to this


      503

      Re: Rag heaad – ps rag learn how to spell u cunt

    4. klazzless says – reply to this


      504

      She probably has sex w/ osama and Adnad at the same time!! GRROOSS!!

    5. chi chi says – reply to this


      505

      Britney Winehouse

    6. cyndimay says – reply to this


      506

      Disgusting. First, Adnan should have been told to get out of the dressing room. Since when are men allowed in women's dressing rooms? Second, the police should have been called when she paraded out naked. I am so sick of her doing whatever she wants w. no respect or regard for anyone or anything.

    7. callie says – reply to this


      507

      "she was probly farting in his face hes like that"

      OMG i was literally CRYING!
      hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaa!

    8. Jenni says – reply to this


      508

      Why don’t those people that care for her (her mother & father) have Brit declared mentally sick / challenged and put away for awhile to get treatment before she kills herself.
      She is a danger to herself & society

    9. Cathy says – reply to this


      509

      I don't understand why the police weren't called when she came out completely naked..if I went into a store and came out of a dressing room naked, believe me, the police would be called. Why is she above this? This is why she's the way she is- no boundaries and people always enabling her crazy ass behavior. I'm pretty sure if the police had been called, they could've locked her nutty ass up and gotten her the help she needs. I don't think this story is true simply because of no police were involved. If it were my store I would've had the popo on the horn in a heartbeat. I'll file this story under ' Another Bullshit story"

    10. izoobil. says – reply to this


      510

      god she's such a fricken' retarded slut whore.

      probs time for her to retire anyway — she's probably got enough cash… hmmm… but then might have to rethink that.

      no what she really needs is a live-in counsellor/publicist/stalker etc. (in one of course) to help her function.

      really, she's only half a person. she needs help. she desperately desperately needs help.

      *sigh. poor brit.

    11. lollipop says – reply to this


      511

      will someone plz slap that girl already!!

    12. luvtolickalollipop says – reply to this


      512

      will someone plz slap that girl already?!!

    13. Cathy says – reply to this


      513

      I'm sure the store clerks see crazy people all the time. I work at target in NY and we had closed the fitting room early one night, and one crazy bitch got mad and just started undressing and trying stuff on in the middle of the sales floor. We didn't call the cops, we just laughed at her stupid ass. She did that for about a good half hour haha.
      Britney's a loser

    14. JOY says – reply to this


      514

      I would have beat the shit out of her!
      I would not have let her, or anyone else talk to me like that
      and I would have banned the both of them from the store as well
      I can only hope and pray she will kill herself soon, I will laugh my ass off when she does!

    15. Snickers says – reply to this


      515

      Stupid stinky-ass bitch. I bet she smells like ass and rotten unwashed cootch and cigarettes and coffee - ewwwwww! All these stores and gas stations and Starbucks need to ban Shitney from their locations!! Get this bitch a strait jacket and throw her ass in the loony bin!

    16. lavjack says – reply to this


      516

      "Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy."

      Really? How come it doesn´t show on her photos printed everyday? Or is it a case of let´s-make-it-even-worse for a shock sake?

    17. that is the weirdest thing!! says – reply to this


      517

      omg!!! the same exact thing happened to me, and then britney had a baby right there in the store and k-fed showed up and he was covered in paris hilton's herpes, but then bradgelina showed up and calmed everyone down and dr phil did an intervention and the whole thing blew over and that's why nobody ever really heard about it… idiots.

    18. MV says – reply to this


      518

      Sadly enough, I had bought her CD. Sadly enough, I would jam out in the car. After reading this though… I can't bare to press play anymore! Maybe I should just toss it….

    19. YEA RIGHT says – reply to this


      519

      HOW MANY STORIES DID I HEAR OF WHERE A STORE IS TRYING TO GET PUBLICITY AND SAYS SHE STRIPPED DOWN NAKED IN THE STORE??? WTF?? WHY NO PICS AND PAPS TO GET THE PICS? OH.. CAUSE IT NEVER HAPPENED. ok!

    20. Jo says – reply to this


      520

      what the fuck! she's nuts, that's it! nothing more to say…she's a dirty, fucked up trailer trash ho……she thinks her shit don't smell…she's the biggest loser, and I think she needs to spend sometime in jail, that will scare the living shit out of her, and believe me she will be normal again, fast.

    21. jeepwranglergal says – reply to this


      521

      Unfitney is a fuckin pig. I used to feel sorry for her, but since being in front of the papparazzi and fucking a papparazzi seems to be more important to her then her own children, I hope she ends up in a nut house and has to watch her VMA performance over and over again.

    22. Darice says – reply to this


      522

      She is the biggest piece of garbage out there.
      I can't believe she would choose shopping and boozing over her kids! Amazing!
      I used to feel bad for her now I'm waiting for her to kill herself. That way her kids don't have to watch her do whatever she pleases.

    23. Letty says – reply to this


      523

      she was probaly farting in his face! Hilarious your so funny!

    24. hannmann says – reply to this


      524

      THESE 2 ARE SO UNCLASSY, THE 2 0F THEM CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES…AND YOU FUCKIN DUMD SHITS THAT SAY FIRST ALL THE TIME ARE MORE USELESS THEN BRITNEY…FUCK OFF

    25. PILOTCHICK says – reply to this


      525

      Adnan's chin looks like he growing pussy hair or some kinda happy trail! Hes yukkers!

    26. ummm, yeah... says – reply to this


      526

      Probably no one will actually read this, but I swear everyone needs to leave this girl alone. I'm not criticizing anyone, because I'm on here everyday, just like everyone else, but wow. Did you all watch the video yesterday of the papparazzi following her around? Can you watch that and honestly say if you had to deal with that every single day, you wouldn't be a few screws loose. I loved the part where they tell her if she doesn't like it to just stay home. So a 25 year old woman is expected to cut herself off from the world, because her other option is abuse and harrassment? And I'm sorry, you can't really say, "Oh, well she's famous, it's was her choice." You all know as well as I do that NO ONE asks for that. Not Britney Spears, not any other celebrity. My idea of celebrity was not like this, and I know hers wasn't either. I don't agree with Britney, and I have never been a fan of hers, but my heart really goes out to her. I am also a 25 year old mother, and I am told all the time that I'm a good mom, but if I had to deal with what she deals with everyday, I can't honestly say I would handle it any better. It is just so sad, and such a waste. I personally love ya perez, but will be boycotting this site until this Britney mess blows over and she gets the peace and quiet and the medical attention she needs. It's just wrong, and you all know it.

    27. coley says – reply to this


      527

      Can anyone say Howard Stern and Anna Nicole

    28. coley says – reply to this


      528

      Can anyone say Howard Stern and Anna Nicole

    29. Over it says – reply to this


      529

      Although im soooo over Britney, stories about britney, britney acting crazy, britney doing whateva the hell she does…This story was funny as hell. I could use less Britney on this site, but Perez sure as hell has a way of telling a story…" Farting in his face"…LMAO, classic stuff. Anyway, Britney is crazy, who gives a shit!Lets talk about talented ppl for a change!

    30. didi says – reply to this


      530

      SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS A BABY BUMP HERE!

    31. DarkAndTwisty says – reply to this


      531

      Are we sure that the doesn't have a case of Syph or something? That causes lesions and sores too if let go on for too long I have heard. Or all her scabs from the drugs, and picking at her skin? I know she's a nail chewer. I see psycho in her eyes. I predict she WON'T make it to see 30. I am first with that. She's reached her rock bottom, and has managed to find a "beneath". She needs a strait jacket, and the Celebrity Detox doctor with the glasses. Help her fast. We are going to hear on the news she collapsed like Anna. Atleast Anna didn't have her kid taken away from her. She was nutty too. She couldn't even speak coherently, but still stayed in line.

    32. A TRUE bRIT fan! says – reply to this


      532

      first all for all U FUCKEN HATERS OUT THERE THAT IS HATING ON BRIT NEED TO STOP THIS DAMN GIRL HAS TOO MUCH MONEY FIRST OF ALL TO HAVE ACNE ON HER FACE AN DWHAT EVER ELSE THE FUCKEN SALES LADY LIED ABOUT MY MOTHER ALWAYS TOLD ME IF U DONT HAVE ANY THING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE THEN DONT SAY NOTHEN AT ALL I KIND OF AGREE WITH THAT GUY ON YOU TUBE LEAVE BRITNEY THE FUCK ALONE DAMN I DIDNT RELIZE THIS DAMN POP STAR HAD THAT MANY HATERS I LOVE BRITNEY AND I THINK PEOPLE NEED TO STOP BELIVING EVERYTHING THEY HEAR IN THE FUCKING MEADIA ITS FAKE THEY WANT TO SELL STORYS SO TYHEY PICK ON THIS WOMAN COME ON PEOPLE CAN U WAKE THE FUCK UP ITS ALL ABOUT MAKING MONEY THIS IS A NEW FUCKEN YEAR 08$$$$$$ !!!!!!!

    33. A TRUE bRIT fan! says – reply to this


      533

      first all for all U FUCKEN HATERS OUT THERE THAT IS HATING ON BRIT NEED TO STOP THIS DAMN GIRL HAS TOO MUCH MONEY FIRST OF ALL TO HAVE ACNE ON HER FACE AN DWHAT EVER ELSE THE FUCKEN SALES LADY LIED ABOUT MY MOTHER ALWAYS TOLD ME IF U DONT HAVE ANY THING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE THEN DONT SAY NOTHEN AT ALL I KIND OF AGREE WITH THAT GUY ON YOU TUBE LEAVE BRITNEY THE FUCK ALONE DAMN I DIDNT RELIZE THIS DAMN POP STAR HAD THAT MANY HATERS I LOVE BRITNEY AND I THINK PEOPLE NEED TO STOP BELIVING EVERYTHING THEY HEAR IN THE FUCKING MEADIA ITS FAKE THEY WANT TO SELL STORYS SO TYHEY PICK ON THIS WOMAN COME ON PEOPLE CAN U WAKE THE FUCK UP ITS ALL ABOUT MAKING MONEY THIS IS A NEW FUCKEN YEAR 08$$$$$$ !!!!!!!

    34. A TRUE bRIT fan! says – reply to this


      534

      first all for all U FUCKEN HATERS OUT THERE THAT IS HATING ON BRIT NEED TO STOP THIS DAMN GIRL HAS TOO MUCH MONEY FIRST OF ALL TO HAVE ACNE ON HER FACE AN DWHAT EVER ELSE THE FUCKEN SALES LADY LIED ABOUT MY MOTHER ALWAYS TOLD ME IF U DONT HAVE ANY THING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE THEN DONT SAY NOTHEN AT ALL I KIND OF AGREE WITH THAT GUY ON YOU TUBE LEAVE BRITNEY THE FUCK ALONE DAMN I DIDNT RELIZE THIS DAMN POP STAR HAD THAT MANY HATERS I LOVE BRITNEY AND I THINK PEOPLE NEED TO STOP BELIVING EVERYTHING THEY HEAR IN THE FUCKING MEADIA ITS FAKE THEY WANT TO SELL STORYS SO TYHEY PICK ON THIS WOMAN COME ON PEOPLE CAN U WAKE THE FUCK UP ITS ALL ABOUT MAKING MONEY THIS IS A NEW FUCKEN YEAR 08$$$$$$ !!!!!!!

    35. XXX says – reply to this


      535

      Oh please, oh please can somebody PLEASE kill this f*cking CUNT! Please, please, please…

    36. Maefly says – reply to this


      536

      This is bullshit.

    37. pretty betty says – reply to this


      537

      Another victim of government mind control experiments. Adnan must be her new keeper.

    38. olympialetan says – reply to this


      538

      i have no idea who this bloke is…is he an Afghan refugee…did he live in England…whatever…whats obvious is that he's a bloodsucker. He's actually worse that K-Fed (didn't think that was imaginable) however what is more shocking is that his agend with her isn't TRANSPARENT TO HER! Its crystal clear to the observer. There are so many rumors that shes goin to leave with him for another country. That would be a good idea so we dont have to hear more about her, yet she should think twice because if she goes to some middle eastern country theres a good chance she'll disappear or have an "accident" similar to AnnaNicole. The sad part is AnnaNicole was more vulnerable because of her tragic loss. Britney has no reason to be subjecting her self…is she so desperate for love. What a spoiled brat!

    39. Lauren says – reply to this


      539

      She's F-ing CRAZY!!!

    40. Renee says – reply to this


      540

      Does that store have a video camera? Because that video needs to be witnessed.

    41. Blah says – reply to this


      541

      I'm so tired of seeing and hearing about her on tv. She should just shrivel up and die.

    42. Nicole Imbeault says – reply to this


      542

      It's so sad. This girl needs help. She's going to wind up taking her life. Someone should commit her against her will…Just to save her.

    43. Heatherr Monroe says – reply to this


      543

      You're getting really creative with these Britney stories! Didn't she do enough for you to report on that day?

      The story's clearly made up.

    44. who cares says – reply to this


      544

      WHITE WOMEN ARE DUMB ASS BAG OF ROCKS FUCK- ALL THAT EDUCATION AND THEY STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO RAISE THEIR KIDS- LOOK AT THIS PIECE OF SHIT BRITNEY. PALE FACE WHORE. CAN WE SAY STANK FEET.

    45. chantel.nicole says – reply to this


      545

      shes is a peice of work…
      if I was her mother i think i'd dis-own her
      shes such a little slut bag!

    46. ***************** says – reply to this


      546

      This chick is so fucking disgusting and so is her so-called b/f. She probably infected him with herpes virus, while they were making out in the dressing room.

    47. lil02nicx says – reply to this


      547

      someone needs to just grab her and throw her in rehab or a mental institution until she's sane again. i feel terrible for her but come onnnnnn it's getting RIDICULOUS now. she's a mess where the hell is her family, and this stupid boyfriend of hers is disgusting, it's obvious he doesn't care about her or the kids because if he did he would be trying to help her. i wonder what would happen if the media stopped focusing on her, he would probably leave her and maybe she would calm the fuck down after the attentions not focused on her.

    48. Tina says – reply to this


      548

      what a fucking std trashbag!

    49. kimmy says – reply to this


      549

      Why does that man have a bikini line "landing strip" on his face?

    50. kimmy says – reply to this


      550

      Why does this man have a bikini line "landing strip" on his face??

    51. Tara Hamid says – reply to this


      551

      this story clearly isnt true, otherwise we would have heard about it in the UK, which we havent. poor britney, everyone is selling her out & trying 2make her look bad its not right.

    52. Paddington Bear says – reply to this


      552

      HOly. SHIT.

      Her scalp is dry and patchy??? METH METH METH. Ehhhhh….

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