Please God, Let This Be True!!!
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Brills!!!
Having another pet baby right now is exactly what Britney Spears needs.
Don't you agree?????
Alli Sell$ Out Britney????
She's Back!!!
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
EWWWW
OH NO!
EWWWWWW.
She really is white trash!!
EEEK.
britney needs someone to help her - I feel sad to sit and watch her self-destruct.
2nd Bitches!!!!!
poooooooor brittttttttneyyyyyyyyy
she looks like jessica simpson where did they get this picture?? nothing surprises me about britney anymore. sadly.
first!
fuck her.
I feel bad for her.
oh the stupidity never ends with her
If she kills herself, that would totally be awkward.
A Muslimah Britney? It couldn't make her any more unpleasant than she is now. She might actually start covering up, though there is little of Britney Spears that is still left to the imagination.
ewww
if she has kids..
she might kill them!
AHHH!
OH COME ON NOW PEREZ, YOU DONT REALLY BELIEVE THAT DO YOU….
FIRST
I don't believe anything OK says
If you read Nostradamus this latest development would not be a suprise to anyone.
That has to be a fuccking joke
why the hell am i not surprised
DO IT BRIT!!!!
WE NEED MORE DRAMA AND….YOU CAN'T LET YOUR LITTLE SIS OUT DO YOU!!!
DO IT BRIT!!!!
Britney sucks. I will never buy any of her albums again. LoveyouPerez!
Gosh, someone get this girl help!
HELLZ YEAH!
that would be fucking brillz!!!
every story on the cover is false. I highly doubt Britney wants to have a baby after she just wrote a suicide note. I also think the Nicole and Christina aren't fighting when they both just had there 1st children. Jessica probably doesn't even know Carrie, and that whole secret life with tome thing is so out done. This magazine has always been shitttttt.
WTF??!!!
Get with it, girl!
Is it yours, Perez????
Is it yours, Perez????
First yah
no brit no!
WHEN WILL IT END!!!!?? WHEN WILL IT END!!!!?? WHEN WILL IT END!!!!?? WHEN WILL IT END!!!!?? WHEN WILL IT END!!!!?? WHEN WILL IT END!!!!?? WHEN WILL IT END!!!!?? WHEN WILL IT END!!!!?? WHEN WILL IT END!!!!?? WHEN WILL IT END!!!!?? WHEN WILL IT END!!!!?? WHEN WILL IT END!!!!?? WHEN WILL IT END!!!!?? WHEN WILL IT END!!!!?? WHEN WILL IT END!!!!?? WHEN WILL IT END!!!!?? WHEN WILL IT END!!!!?? WHEN WILL IT END!!!!?? WHEN WILL IT END!!!!?? WHEN WILL IT END!!!!?? WHEN WILL IT END!!!!?? WHEN WILL IT END!!!!?? WHEN WILL IT END!!!!?? WHEN WILL IT END!!!!?? WHEN WILL IT END!!!!??
well honestly ISLAM is what she needs in her life, its her last resort be4 she dies.In islam u cant drink, do drugs, ect. May Allah bless her.
allah be praised
please God, no.
britney needs to get her shit together
OH LORD …. they keep on coming with bullshit to sell magazines.. blood money.. that's just horrible..
OH LORD …. they keep on coming with bullshit to sell magazines.. blood money.. that's just horrible..
Anybody else, I'd say, "Naw, OK just be pifflin' wit' us." BUT with this no-brain nitwit, who knows, who knows.
nothing surprises me about this hootchie! she does look decent in this picture though!
she´ll probably loose her new children
and then that paparazzo will make her pay child support
1. Probably crap.
2. Why would you want this to be true? Gossip is more important than children's welfare?
3. It would be terrible if Britney killed herself, and I think even the people acting like morons and saying she should would wish that she hadn't. It'd be nice if people didn't feel like it was okay to say such horrible things. Every action and word you say affect whether the world is a GOOD place to be or a BAD place to be. So stop being evil.
Well we all knew this was going to happen , Adnan can not only pimp out Brit Brit out but he can pimp the kid as well , he will make a fortune from this .
The UK papers reported this last week as he has allegedly been bragging to his mates about his BIG$$$$$$$$ plans. There will be a large payoff to the woman he is married to a quicky divorce and Brit Brit will fly over to UK to meet his parents . She better not try any of her stupid stunts over here people wont be as tolerant.
Oy vie!
OK better have some damn good proof that is true and not some quote from an "inside source", AKA her mailman's second cousin twice removed's ex-girlfriend's dog groomer's hairdresser. If she DID say anything like this, have her committed NOW before she fucks up another kid.
Please god, do NOT let her have another child. She should focus on the ones she has, I don't care what she does about her boyfriend. It's her life about that, as long as he's trying to help her. But…another child? She really needs to set her priorities.
even dumber than we thought. how is that possible?
think Starbucks will come out with a special Logo pee-stick for her?
LOL if this is true…maybe she'll start wearing a veil and one of those black robes.
oh yeah.. you know the old saying. if you can't keep em… make em?
GO BRIT
ABOUT TIME YOU DUMPED THOSE BORING WHITE BOYS. NO WONDER YOU WERE ACTING SO STRANGE LATELY
YOU WERE TIRED OF THOSE WHITE BOYS SCREWING YOU LIKE A DAMN RABBIT, LOL
this is ridiculous. how can she marry him if he's already married? will he get divorced for her? or have two wives?!? more info!!
Lets DEFINITELY believe this!! Just like when Us Weekly said Britney was pregnant for sure like 4 months ago and guess what SHES NOT. Fuck y'all.
How does OK Magazine know this is true? Or is OK just turning a speculation into a cover story? I hope it is not true because I speculate that Britney will not find lasting happiness with her current lover.
lets just sew her vagina shut.
OK! magazine is hardly a reliable source for any type of information. Until Britney says it herself, it's not true. I'm still not entirely convinced that those two are a "couple." I think she's using him more as a body guard or boy toy.
Oh you know the skanky bitch is so lunatic in the brain that she's indeed loco enough to be working on baby number three with just about any bottomfeeder that comes her way. Which is just what that greasey camel jocky Adnan is to the "t". She's all but lost custody of the two boys. Let's hope that should the skank get knocked up, CPS is on her like a fly is to heaping pile of shit which btw is what Shitney epitomizes.
oh god! please say this isnt true!!!
i love britney spears as much as the next person
but jesus christ this is the last thing she needs!!
this kid will just get taken away too
That shit cock fuck Adnan would love that little cash cow, as for the big cash cow…Brit…as soon as she shits out that lil fucker, he'll bail her fat ass
That's sad, I wouldn't be surprised either. Poor woman. Adnan seems like a real creep, nad that would be one ugly baby. Hers and Jamie Lynn's could be best country hick buds!
That's sad, I wouldn't be surprised either. Poor woman. Adnan seems like a real creep, nad that would be one ugly baby. Hers and Jamie Lynn's could be best country hick buds!
That's sad, I wouldn't be surprised either. Poor woman. Adnan seems like a real creep, nad that would be one ugly baby. Hers and Jamie Lynn's could be best country hick buds!
That's sad, I wouldn't be surprised either. Poor woman. Adnan seems like a real creep, nad that would be one ugly baby. Hers and Jamie Lynn's could be best country hick buds!
That's sad, I wouldn't be surprised either. Poor woman. Adnan seems like a real creep, nad that would be one ugly baby. Hers and Jamie Lynn's could be best country hick buds!
WTF…..this ain't right!!!
Haha her boyfriend has the same name as I hahah
No more anal for a while Adnan , still we all need to make sacrifices $$$$$$$$$$$$
Girl makes a great case for compulsory sterilization.
Yeah! and she has supposedly been pregnant for months now!!! GET OVER IT ALREADY PEOPLE!!! Let this poor woman alone already!
IS ANYTHING ON THIS COVER EVEN POSSIBLY TRUE? What drivel.
SHE'S TRASH!!! NO RESPECT FOR KIDS!!
Oh please! That is as fake as tabloids get!! No I don't believe it or think it's true. BUT I have thought that since she's been whoring out the new dude.
Oh please! That is as fake as tabloids get!! No I don't believe it or think it's true. BUT I have thought that since she's been whoring out the new dude.
Oh please! That is as fake as tabloids get!! No I don't believe it or think it's true. BUT I have thought that since she's been whoring out the new dude.
Oh please! That is as fake as tabloids get!! No I don't believe it or think it's true. BUT I have thought that since she's been whoring out the new dude.
Oh please! That is as fake as tabloids get!! No I don't believe it or think it's true. BUT I have thought that since she's been whoring out the new dude.
Oh please! That is as fake as tabloids get!! No I don't believe it or think it's true. BUT I have thought that since she's been whoring out the new dude.
Oh please! That is as fake as tabloids get!! No I don't believe it or think it's true. BUT I have thought that since she's been whoring out the new dude.
Oh please! That is as fake as tabloids get!! No I don't believe it or think it's true. BUT I have thought that since she's been whoring out the new dude.
I really hope that's not true!!!!!!! some people should NOT be allowed to procreate! She is a trainwreck who is in desperate need of industrial-strength therapy! look what she has done to the children she has now!!!!!! she's not even trying to get them back!!!! she is seriously crazy!
Hahahaha, omg. This CANT be true. Someone tie this girls tubes! There should be a law that says Brit can never reproduce again
I honestly thought no one would top Madonna with Tabloid attention but Britney has done it.
I LOVE BRIT BRITS COOCH AND WILL GET HER PREGGERS. SHE IS WHITE TRASH AND I LOVES ME SOME WHITE TRASH COOCH.
I LOVE BRIT BRITS COOCH AND WILL GET HER PREGGERS. SHE IS WHITE TRASH AND I LOVES ME SOME WHITE TRASH COOCH.
I LOVE BRIT BRITS COOCH AND WILL GET HER PREGGERS. SHE IS WHITE TRASH AND I LOVES ME SOME WHITE TRASH COOCH.
I LOVE BRIT BRITS COOCH AND WILL GET HER PREGGERS. SHE IS WHITE TRASH AND I LOVES ME SOME WHITE TRASH COOCH.
i would love for this to be true
please be true!!!
If she converts to Islam then she better start liking not having a mind of her own and covering her face alot
Praise the Deity
Crikes does that mean she needs to come off her medication , things could get really craaaaaaaaaaaazy now
Why are you such an asshole? I really hope she gets better cause she was such a good performer! and her songs are still good.
jesus christ.
i dont usually believe in forcible tube-tying but in this case
take that girl after her latest drug binge while shes too knocked out to feel anything and make a big bow with falopians one and two.
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay I'm thoroughly disgusted with the person Brittany has become. But for crying out loud! She has two little boys!!! I am with everyone who says those boys need their mother but they don't need her until she has cleaned up her health. To put them around their mother at this point in time would be so bad on their mental health. I don't give a damn if that's their mother. I have done enough volunteer work in the medical field to know that is just unhealthy for those two boys. She seems to be acting like a spoiled bratty teenager who is rebelling. I also do disability advocating and my lordy she needs help! Those of us with Traumatic Brain Injuries and other disabilities get a bad enough rap as it is. We don't need that twit making it worse. Get her committed before she goes off and kills herself. Then leave everyone hanging with the "what if's" when majority of America is going help her before she kills herself!
SHE'S NOT TRYING TO HAVE A BABY.HUNGER POVERTY,SICKNESS,CANCER,AIDS,GANG'S A WAR KIILING THOUSAND'S OF OUR FELLOW AMERICANS AND THE ONLY THING WE CARE ABOUT IS LIE'S ABOUT BRITNEY.I GUESS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END.SAD
oh my god. has that crazy allalala motherfucker drugged her???
That mean ole judge done took them other younguns away so it's time to git some new ones!
Well if at first you don't succeed, try again! Maybe she can get it right the third time around!
May as well since she lost her first two…
Islam is the only religion that would set her straight! I hope its true- May Allah bless her. I hope she starts covering up.
Also i really think shes possessed and needs a exorcist, SHE HAS THE SYMPTOMS OF SOMEONE WHO IS POSSESSED! ANY PRIEST, SHIEKH OR RABBI WOULD AGREE, ITS SOOO OBVIOUS! LOOK IN HER EYES , IT DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE HER.
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OMG! yes! i live for her 'f' ups!!! I soooooo hope this is true!!!!
LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!
musslims are soooooooooooooo cool these dayz!!!!!!!____please leave the country, & take obama w- you!! try Africa, call Oprah collect.
Report that Adnan wants to get control of Brit and the paps then show everyone how powerful he really is! True story given by his Muslim friend and co-paparazzi on a Monday night news program. Notice Adnan's new hairstyle?
So, how much worse can this get??
The judge in her custody case could have her submitted for a psych evaluation and SHOULD do so for her own good. He is the ONLY one that could legally get her under psychiatric care.
wow. she really needs to go to rehab. fast.
and the media should steer clear of her for a while, leave her alone. perhaps that would help her to recover from whatever she's got.
the fact that you even post shit like this amazes me…it's people like you that make this girl crazy.
good gawd! it better be! lets see we got small frie & tater tot. Whats next tiny spud?? haha. love you Perez!!
xoxoxo
Chelsea
Dear Lord…
did she pose for that photo???
The photo shop gods must be AMAZED
wow what a crackhead, shes such a waste of sprem and egg. I feel bad for her kids…
like, uh, like, omg people! ….. perez you're funny! "brills!"
The lunatic is on the grass
The lunatic is on the grass
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs
Got to keep the loonies on the path
The lunatic is in the hall
The lunatics are in my hall
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too
Ill see you on the dark side of the moon
The lunatic is in my head
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me till I'm sane
You lock the door
And throw away the key
Theres someone in my head but its not me.
And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear
And if the band youre in starts playing different tunes
Ill see you on the dark side of the moon
with all the bad press, a magazine can really just think of things and print it…. we will buy anything….. the crazier it is, the more magazine's they sell…. I just hope this isn't true… but it may well be…..
you really won't be happy until she's dead, huh, perez?