Rosie on Britney

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Wow. This is some serious shiz!

It takes something really mayjah to get Rosie O'Donnell to speak in half sentences (as opposed to her usual haiky style).

The former talk show host just posted the following entry on her blog about Britney Spears, the next Princess Diana, in her eyes.

Says Ro:

"TWENTY SIX

I remember the tunnel as it appeared on the news, lit by headlights, flashlights, red lights. Between the cement tall pillars was a heap of twisted metal. I saw it then, and I can see it now. Diana dead.

She will be trying to get away, but they will chase her, just as they chased her into that church yesterday. There were dozens of them, jostling their way into sanctuary, elbowing past each other, just to creep closer to her. Even her last-minute, folded-hand prayers can’t be kept sacred. There can be no silent moments in a crowd; no silence, and no secrets.

All this fresh, painful frailty costs her so much, but it lines their pockets very well. A kings ransom was paid for those tabloid-ready cheap shots of her with messy hair, tear-soaked eyes, and the half-smile of a desperate baby girl.

“I’m scared,” she told them yesterday, when they later mobbed her at court. “Move back,” she said. “I’m scared. Stop it. Stop it. I want to get back in the car. Just stop it. Let me get in the car, please.”

Sometimes it really is too much. Internal wires cross. Anxiety hits. Panic sets in the heart. Dread. Fear.

But she asked for it, she’s a public figure.

At eight years old, she bravely stood before a microphone. By 17, she had sold 25 million records. Where were the sidewalk-skinned knees, the chalk stained hands, the monkey bars, the passed notes? A Disney set is not a childhood, no matter how many bright colors they use, or how cheerful the script.

Not a girl, barely even a woman yet, they chased her. A mob of stalkers for whom no stalking laws have been written. Smother. Crush. Flash. Photo Credit. Even Dr. “Get Real” Phil got in on the action. Unreal.

83 million albums sold so far. How many pictures?

The tunnel is crowded now. There are only inches of separation between vulnerability and disaster."

    Posted: Jan 15, 2008 at 3:53 pm / Email this  »

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    1. k.d says – reply to this


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      ha ha

    2. Marrissa says – reply to this


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      First!

    3. lisa says – reply to this


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      first

    4. 22bb says – reply to this


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      first.

      ro sucks

    5. kelly b. says – reply to this


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      so true. will she be a diana, a marilyn or an anna nicole…only time will tell and hopefully she'll write her own story.

    6. em says – reply to this


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      :(

    7. theword says – reply to this


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      poetry

    8. me says – reply to this


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      true true

    9. k.d says – reply to this


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      oh yeah … first

    10. Margarita says – reply to this


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      I like what she wrote, and how she wrote it.
      And I agree with her.

    11. Whosaidursexy says – reply to this


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      FIRST BIOTCHES
      Wow, in a way she's right. But in all honesty, wasnt Brit smiling most of the "ordeal" yesterday. She is totally lovin this shit. Rosie, step away from the pc sweetheart.

    12. jc says – reply to this


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      What an absolute idiot RD is. Britney - Trashy Pop Queen : Dianna - World Humanitarian. WOW I really see such close similarities. Rosie O'Donnell is about the most pathetic excuse for a human being. She needs to grow up and get a real life instead of chiming in on everyone elses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    13. Beck says – reply to this


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      SHE FINALLY HAS SOMETHING RIGHT!!! LEAVE BRIT ALONE YOU SCAVENGERS! Poor girl :(

    14. Theresa says – reply to this


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      I had the same thought some days ago, hopefully they don´t share the ending….

    15. give me a break says – reply to this


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      Can Rosie shut the fuck up! Britney covets the publicity and acts out for attention. though I fully believe she is mentally ill. If she truly wanted to get away from the paps, she would get help and move to Louisiana. Without the attention she would be nowhere since her album bombed and her career is in ruins. Britney has to take some responsibilty for her own actions, mental or not.

    16. jj says – reply to this


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      bleh!

    17. fra says – reply to this


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      !!!!!!!!!!

    18. michele says – reply to this


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      first

    19. victoria says – reply to this


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      victoria was here

    20. Rlilla says – reply to this


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      No one could have said it any better. What a shame, the girl needs help/

    21. Jocelyn says – reply to this


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      Britney Spears is NO Diana. How dare she even compare the 2! Britney has brought this mess on herself. You can't sleep with the paparazzi and not expect to get fucked!

    22. Heather says – reply to this


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      That was amazing, and so true. Kudos to Rosie.

    23. laura says – reply to this


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      OMG!!!

    24. des says – reply to this


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      poor girl

    25. yes says – reply to this


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      well said rosi. these piece of shit people are gonna kill her. Where are her parents? that mother is to blame for ALL of this.

    26. Katie says – reply to this


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      I usually can't stand Rosie, but she makes a good point.

    27. bakes says – reply to this


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      Well said Rosie—

    28. fruiity says – reply to this


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      first?

    29. Riaan says – reply to this


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      1st

    30. Dom says – reply to this


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      I worry about you Perz, this is the most heart felt and necassary letter that i have seen from any celebrity about Britney, we all know you ppray to the devil each morning hoping to see her in a coffin, but the rest of us with hear and compassion share Rosie's centiment, i could not watch that footage all the way through yesterday becuase it was too itrusive and beyond crossing the line, i'm glad that real people understand that the media have gone to far where brit is concerned

    31. Vanessa says – reply to this


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      That paints a scary picture………

    32. Maddie says – reply to this


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      it's pretty obvious that britney loves the attention they give her.

    33. Mary K says – reply to this


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      wow that made me feel sorry for brit for a second then I snaped back to reality and remembered that all she has to do is ask for help and she will get it. People will prob say oh when you are sick it is hard to ask for help. well guess what I KNOW because I was there! I was sick once too and I asked for help! if I can do it so can she! yes it is hard but she can do it. all she has to doo is keep loking forward and remember that at the end of the tunnel her babies are waiting for her!

    34. Matt Dzw says – reply to this


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      god that is so true….

    35. Obsessed says – reply to this


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      Wow, you know she's serious if she's not writing in her usual Haiku style, so true Rosie

    36. d says – reply to this


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      1

    37. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      How can you compare Britney (who I feel really badly for btw) to PRINCESS DIANA?!?!!?!?!

    38. crust says – reply to this


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      WTF?

    39. CrazyLui says – reply to this


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      someone need 2 drown this lady!!!! soon!!!! Perez!!! ur da SHIZ!!!!

    40. CrazyLuis says – reply to this


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      someone need 2 drown this lady!!!! soon!!!! Perez!!! ur da SHIZ!!!!

    41. sarah says – reply to this


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      They need to leave her alone to get her head together.

    42. Alba's thong says – reply to this


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      Good for Rosie. She may be effectively irrelevant at this point, but at least her rants are logical and justified.

    43. ss says – reply to this


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      i have to agree with rosie on this….leave her alone!

    44. sue me says – reply to this


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      Rosie, you're not popular anymore because you made your moronic true self known when trying to debate with people smarter than you on the view. Every time you open your mouth insanity comes out. Shaddup already. Britshit is a mental case and so are you - when your 15 minutes is up you self destruct. Get it?

    45. suze says – reply to this


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      there's a lot of truth to what Rosie's saying - we feed the machine that kills.
      That being said - Britney can stop this anytime she wants - mark my words.
      Try staying home once istead of cruising the places the pap hangs out.

    46. mIMI says – reply to this


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      fIRST?

    47. linds says – reply to this


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      She does it to herself!!! SHe needs to stay home and have other people go run her errands!

    48. Jenn says – reply to this


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      Rosie is such an attention-whore.

    49. East coast girl says – reply to this


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      That is so sad. Save Britney!!

    50. Tia C says – reply to this


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      Sad but insightful interpretation of the Brit scene.

    51. hahahah says – reply to this


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      hahah sucker

    52. Ms G says – reply to this


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      And she's right.

    53. 1/2 Pint says – reply to this


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      Her mother chose to do this to her, now she is old enough to know better. She can walk away. Stop crying, sew what you reap.

    54. sarah says – reply to this


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      I completley agree with her on this one. And your an idiot for tormenting her also. You feed into this crap. LEAVE HER ALONE!

    55. Zezzie says – reply to this


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      Agree!!!!!!!!!!!

    56. Angela says – reply to this


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      for once… I have to say "well said, Rosie"

      Seriously, this girl is going to crack. And while it may be fun and entertainment for the rest of this… this is a real human being we're talking about!

    57. ally says – reply to this


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      FIRST !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    58. hjh says – reply to this


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      In a weird way, I agree with Rosie..At times I may seem inpatient ..but to britney's credit..it might have been toooo much when she tried to go to the court…I do not know..she needs to seriously seclude herself and be. She needs to realize to me more secretive..i am sure the paparazzi will stop following soemday.

    59. Laura says – reply to this


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      Leave Britney alone….not! She loves being in the spotlight if not she would stay home and not roaming the streets like it ain’t no thang.

    60. ml2 says – reply to this


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      in some weird twisted way. it made sense. i couldnt imagine having to fight through crowds everyday, and having people get off on my every move. dunno. hopefully tragedy wont come.

    61. It's not funny anymore says – reply to this


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      She clearly needs help! I hope she gets it soon before it's too late.. Poor Brit and her poor kids.

      Her family needs to have her committed FAST!!

    62. you are a fuck up says – reply to this


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      SO you put Rosie in a street jacket because she's right? Perez I wish there was a way that I could just really fucking hurt your feelings, but you don't have a heart so it's useless for me to try. I think the reason you are heartless is because you can't have a family, never will, and the fact that your fat ass was probably bullied to the bone in school. Good. Only strong people can get bullied and remain a decent human being. Get real, and keep to that weight loss routine of yours, it”' take time but maybe you won't be soo bitter. I disagree with Rosie on a lot of things, but this I agree with.

    63. BooBoo says – reply to this


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      I wouldn't exactly compare these two, but then Rosie is an idiot. First of all Britney is NO Diana. Diana never sought out the attention and ate it up the way Britney does. Britney loves the attention she gets so boo hoo. Also, I dont think Diana's death is entirely the photographer's fault like others do. She was in a tunnel and her driver was drunk and traveling at high speeds. I would say the photographer wasn't the only one involved whose actions were a little reckless and irresponsible.

    64. FIRSTTIMER says – reply to this


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      : )

    65. bs says – reply to this


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      deep ro. sike

    66. brittany says – reply to this


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      there really should be stalking laws used against the paps.. what they are doing is jsut not right, many little girls dream is to grow up and be famous, not being stalked

    67. tess says – reply to this


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      Let's ignore the part where she gives them her daily itinerary and uses them as a maid service, pumping gas and protecting her. Sure, at first I felt sorry for her but she's crazy, she loves the attention and she's asked for it. She doesn't understand that she can be inviting to them one day and then cold the next, they won't just go away. Britney, do everyone a favor and just lock yourself inside your house for a while. Oh wait, you already did that.

    68. Miriah says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!

    69. Miriah says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!

    70. Miriah says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!

    71. Miriah says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!

    72. Miriah says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!

    73. AllyC says – reply to this


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      Well said Rosie!

    74. Alicia says – reply to this


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      I see where she is coming from, but to compare her to Princess Diana? What a joke, Britney is a famewhore, she LOVES the attention.

    75. Brett says – reply to this


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      Oh the Dramz!!!

    76. KC says – reply to this


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      first!!!!!

      this is weird, brit brit's problems are more complicated then the papparazzi

    77. Fran says – reply to this


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      I find it impossible to feel sorry for her as she has no problems at all with her "anxiety" when she is hopping from gas station to gas station like a coked out druggie.

      Britney is a selfish child and never should have had children.

    78. daisy says – reply to this


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      Daaang…that's deep rosie! Totally true actually. I'm really beginning to feel sorry for brit brit. It's quite sad.

    79. JenniferWantsToSaveBrit says – reply to this


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      I HATE Rosie BUT this is actually sad and true. I pity Britney but if she has ANY true friends they would tell her to just LAY LOW. This girl is ALWAYS out!!! Depression/Anxiety/Mental Illness…all these things do make people behave outrageously but this is starting to get old. She is being made a spectacle of and NOBODY close to her or even her 'not so close" family is REALLY doing anything CONSTRUCTIVE to get her some help.

    80. nANA says – reply to this


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      bEAUTIFUL sHITZ!!! OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE

    81. gera's Brother says – reply to this


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      One word !! LESBIAN !!!!!

      Gross !!

    82. Kimaroo says – reply to this


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      Does make sense…..even for Rosie

    83. Jo says – reply to this


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      That's just sad : (

    84. Donald's Rump says – reply to this


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      Please don't compare BS to Princess Diana. BS is just that, BS.

    85. RO TRYING TO BE POETIC says – reply to this


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      BARF….. THOUGH I THINK BRIT SHOULD STOP, FACE THE CAMERAS AND ASK HER THE LAST OF HER FANS TO NOT BUY THE MAGAZINES WITH HER FACE. DO NOT LET THE PAPZ PROFIT. LET HER HEAL AND GO THROUGH HER PRIVATE PAIN PRIVATELY. THEN SHE WILL REPAY THEN TEN FOLD, BY BECOMING THE ENTERTAINER AGAIN.

    86. costamesaboy says – reply to this


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      moooo,,,,,,,,, hey perez, Rosie is fatter than you!!!__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ she luvs it moron, people luv attention in LA or she would move__________ GREAT ACTING!!! >> stay away Rosie, you fat-piece of shit!!!

    87. ml2 says – reply to this


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      WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING HER ALBUM BOMBED? HAD THE EAGLES ALBUM HAD BEEN A SINGLE DISC INSTEAD OF A DOUBLE DISC (DOUBLE DISCS COUNT AS DOUBLE THE SALES). BRITNEY WOULD HAVE BEEN NUMBER 1. WITH NO PROMO AND NOTHING.

    88. Amber says – reply to this


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      FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!! Some one elserealizes this… people LEave the girl alone so she can get bettER!!!!

    89. she's right says – reply to this


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      It's true. I felt the same way after watching them harass her in the church yesterday. I would not want to be stalked like that for anything! This fascination with Britney has to end - she doesn't have to do anything these days (e.g. she goes to the store, or out for a milkshake) and suddenly it is a media circus and they're going to drive her over the edge.

    90. silvana says – reply to this


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      hoho

    91. Ricky says – reply to this


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      That might be the deepest thing Rosie has ever written, lets just hope it isn't foreshadowing…Poor Brit needs some serious help and some serious space.

    92. Christina says – reply to this


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      Wow, really makes you think! I really hope we can learn to back off!

    93. Christina says – reply to this


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      Wow. I have to agree with Rosie. What she said is so true. I think people are absolutly too hard on Britney. Yes she does need to get her shit together for her children but people need to stop worrying about how she is going to fuck up next. She is human just like the rest of us. I do not belive that this is what she signed up for to be famous. I don't think she ever had a choice other than to be famous. What child wouldn't want to do what she did. Just because she is who she is does not give anyone the right to be waiting for her outside her house or to take pictures of her children. People that have horrible things to say about this girl should really take a look back at their own lives and remember all the mistakes they have made.

    94. BULL SHIT, ROSIE! says – reply to this


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      Give it up, Rosie! She just used being scared as an excuse. At any other time she LOVES the paps and THRIVES on having them all around her.

    95. Cuzican says – reply to this


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      Rosie is a pig.

    96. The paps need to leave her alone! says – reply to this


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      Let her be.. Leave her alone for a while so she can get her life in order. It must really suck to have someone snapping pics of your every move. She said "she's over it" so respect that and let her be..

    97. Austin#1 Fan!! says – reply to this


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      Thanks Rosie for helping my star!!! Its time these stars stand up for each other and stop picking on others! They always feel they have to say something about this poor girl so that they can have that extra spot on Extra, E, Entertainment Tonight, and VH1 specials! ( PEREZ) I dont want anything bad to happen to her and Id hope that no one else would! I hope they talk about this on the media outlets. Its time they leave this girl alone. What has ever done wrong!

    98. Elizabeth says – reply to this


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      Rosie isn't my favorite person…but I do agree with what she wrote.

    99. DCLXVI says – reply to this


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      So, are these comments crazy just because Rosie said them, or what? To me they seem pretty accurate. I'm actually surprised Rosie made these comments because from what I've seen of her work in the past she could barely communicate English.
      Of course, it's easily to dismiss these comments (and people will) regardless of how accurate they are just because she said them. However, I think that it is quite obvious even now that this newfound celeb-stalkerazzi world is going to eventually implode on itself. It's absolutely bound to. People are attracted to it and stay glued to the television watching it, which is normal, because it's sensationalized garbage. In the future when historians look at the ruin that has become our world they will wonder why people didn't really care and why their eyes weren't on the ball. I wonder if they will know that the reason is because we were all too busy watching a celebrity's privates as they exit a car to go to a club so that they can drown their sorrows and not have to deal with their pathetic excuse for an existance. Hooray for mediocrity!

    100. Becky says – reply to this


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      As much of a non-Rosie fan as I am, she is right. Brit is like a little kid getting picked on… no matter how bad it gets for her, people will continue to beat her down. She has an ILLNESS and needs LOVE and TREATMENT. I have no clue what her family is doing that is more important than an intervention or having her forced into treatment. She probably feels hopeless at this point and figures if she gives the media PLENTY of pictures, they'll get bored and leave her alone. It's not going to work and just drive her deeper into this depression and mania she's already way too deep into.

      I will keep praying for her and this boy she's with. He is preying on her. She's at a weak point and looking for someone to protect her. He probably appears "safe" since he "knows how the pap work". He's not though. He's just looking to make some money and help his old coworkers out at the same time.

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