She's Been Programmed Well
Filed under: Katie Holmes > David LettermanKatie Holmes is the perfect Stepford wife.
She knows all the right things to say!
Click here to watch her appearance on Letterman Monday night.
That little Suri is such a magical, artistic, smart, strong, alien woman!
Update: Click here to watch a vintage Katie appearance on Letterman and observe the differences.
Posted: January 15, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Robot
FIRST SUCKERS!
God I LOVE her.
NO idea why it's so hard for people to believe that maybe oh.. she actually IS happy?
FIRST BITCHES
she looks old, like some crusty NY socialite.
wow
what a robot!
LSU ROX!!!!!! KATIE ROX 2!!!! TOM IS GAAAAAYY!!!
This chick is a freaking robot.
Despite Tom's dissing psych meds, she acts hazed all the time.
Will she gets killed if she tries to leave?
she finally got that hair off her cheek!!!! geez
yay first
first
Love her
LOVE HEEEEEEEEEEEER!!! BEAUTY; CLASS, TALENT AND GRACE!
Stepford Wife, for sure! But Suri IS cute.
Awww poor thing. How long did that hair stay attached to her mouth?
She looks way older than she is. It must suck to be out of your own body all of the time!
OMG!!
Okay, count 1,2,3
Now all the Scientologists will post comments defending her, and how great she is
and how cute she is.
You may begin.
Boring interview.
She was totally a stepford wife. A little weird, like she was on autopilot or something… I kinda wanted to give her a shot of tequila just to see what would happen.
She was totally a stepford wife. A little weird, like she was on autopilot or something… I kinda wanted to give her a shot of tequila just to see what would happen.
Ugh, she's so boring.
OMG! I was thinking the same thing when I was watching last night - she's been sucked in and brainwashed!! Just look at her now compared to the carefree sweet Katie that she used to be!
I HAVE A BLANK DUMB STARE ON MY FACE RIGHT NOW!!!!…THIS BITCH IS SUPRESSED AS HELL! SHE'S TRYING SO DAMN HARD TO BE SOMETHING SHE'S NOT.
wow she is acting FREAKY!!!!!!!WHO IS SHE AND WHAT DID TOM DO WITH THE REAL KATY?
1st!
SHE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKSSSSSSSSSSS!!
PEREZ SUCKS!!!
She's Zexy!
MOVE THE HAIR OFF OF YOUR FACE IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZZZZZZAY!!!!!
I think she's poised and lovely
MEEEEEEEE
Suri is so cute
That hair in her mouth is driving me crazzzy!!!!!
first!1 Oh how sad this is…..she and tom have got it in their heads all is good for their little "women" Christs sake she is a baby!!!!!! and katie dear…..run run run
I wanna gove her what Tom can't–my long and thick 9 inch piece o' man meat.
so over her
Note to Katie: The more you cram down other peoples throats how fantastic and "special" your child is, the more you stimulate the GAG REFLEX of those very people you are so desperately trying to impress.
Something tells me one of these days when she (hopefully) wakes from her Tom induced, zombie-like trance, she is going to look back at these interviews and cringe. Why does she just always seem somehow…off?
How come Dave didnt ask her what it is like to be married to a gay man?
If you watch the other clips of Katie being on Letterman, especially the one she did when she was promoting Batman Begins, they talked about EXACTLY the same shit. Literally. Dave pretended not to know the name of Dawson's Creek… They talked about how many times she's been on Letterman…
Ridic!
fuck all these crazy women, why can't we have someone strong and independent to look up to.
I think in an effort to be more sophisticated, she's lost her confidence to be funny and witty. She's doesn't want to be cute and funny anymore, she wants to be classy. But you can be classy and funny. What am I saying I've got shit to do I need to stop posting crap about katie holmes.
If you watch the other clips of Katie being on Letterman, especially the one she did when she was promoting Batman Begins, they talked about EXACTLY the same shit. Literally. Dave pretended not to know the name of Dawson's Creek… They talked about how many times she's been on Letterman…
Ridic!
she used to be so bubbly now she;s boring to watch. She used to laugh and now she's like a robot.
She's even starting to look like Tom Cruise.
i think she is wonderful!! she is beautiful and seems to be so happy!! not to mention she has a precious child too!! i really wish people would just leave them alone, and most of all stop insulting the baby- she has nothing to do with the decisions made by her parents.
Why is it so hard to believe she has just grown up and is not the silly inarticulate girl she was when she was younger. I am not a Tom Cruise fan by any means, but if she is happy with him, leave her alone and live your own lives.
The line about Suri just made me shoot my Ocean Spray right outta my nose. Thank you, Perez, for the intense lite-cran-apple headache you just induced!
sweet jesus she is BORING
I hate to admit it, but I like her.
She seems nice and likeable
PEREZ, POST A COMPARISON OF HER ON LETTERMAN ABOUT A YEAR OR SO BEFORE SHE MET TOM! LETS COMPARE NORMALCY WITH THIS ROBOTIC CRAZINESS! THNX
Could she be more stiff and uncomfortable? Could she possibly be more boring or stifled?
They've taken what was a really beautiful girl and turned her into a 50-year old woman with that ridiculous hair.
Scientologists are fucking crazy ass loons. I know someone who was in it. These are disgusting people who take your money. This cult was invented by a science fiction writer who was fucking crazy. Katie Holmes is now a lost cause!
Why didn't he tell her about that annoying piece of hair stuck on her lips?!
She looked to me like a person who is very on guard. Have any of you ever thought about what it must feel like to become an object of scorn - like might have happened in junior high, but now it is in the world media? And for nothing, really. Katie is constantly under attack - people write vicious things about her, about her husband, and about her baby. THAT is what is turning her into a freak. It would turn you into a freak, too.
Since when do we persecute people for their religion in this country? What's up with that?
I HATE HER SHE'S SUCH A ROBOT AUGH!!!
the last two times she's been on letterman she just acts like such a SNOB. Fuck, Kate HOLMES, lighten up.
About half way thru the interview, it looks like Dave just wanted to speed forward and get it over with. He didn't look like he was buying it. Gee, I wonder why.
she is soooo boring BORING BORING BORING BORING…….SHE DIDN'T SAY NOT ONE INTERESTING THING!!!!!
She's lovely. Classy and sophisticated.
stiff, boring, full of herself, boring, YAWN She's become an OLD woman before our very eyes
i wonder if THEY threatened Dave. That was way too bland, he should have gotten into it more. Hmph
Awkward doesn't begin to describe their exchange!
god she is hellllllla boring
Is it me or is she the most boring person alive? It's ok to be animated katie!! she acted high.
god she even TALKS like tom…all the um's and ahh's and pauses as such…sorta acts like him too?!?!?!?
Re: ed – BRILLIANT
we like her style
tough crowd…………………..ALCOHLICS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________TEAM ALCOHOLIC________
It's amazing to see her on this interview and view past ones she has had. She has really changed. She is not so care free - "Uptight NY socialite" is a good term. It's almost like she has turned into a snob since she now has all the money in the world. Like she is SOOO above the rest of us now.
UGLY
ugh, could she have any less of a personality? yuck, seems so contrived!
Boring… I fell asleep two minutes in to it.
When did she get soo tall?? She acted very strange on the show…..as if she had to watch what she said and how her expressions on her face were. Very weird..sad too
My that dress is short.
yawn…she is a stepford wife. Xenutabulous!
She does seem on guard and not as peppy as she used to be..but maybe she feels like she needs to act more mature now that she is a mother. I do think she seems to be physically uncomfortable with the way she is sitting….like she is worried that her dress is too short and she will show upper thigh cellulite or something (not that she probably has any). I think if it weren't for the scientology thing, I'd like her better and be more trusting of her happiness..but the whole scientology thing just creeps me out and makes me wonder.
All of Hollywood will be Scientologist eventually. Isn't this so-called faith an invention by a writer? Why are only rich people involved. Nicole Kidman went back to the Catholic religion. I feel sorry for poor baby Suri.
She'd sooooo stiff, and rehearsed! This was boring to watch!
Watching her is like eating dry toast! Lame!
Robot!
She seems to be genuinely happy, and if so, good for her, it's a rare thing in the world, especially in Hollywood!
Ill be a stepford wife any day if I can have that kind of Body!
She looks great and classic. Even if her husband is a dildo, shes great. Maybee shell pull a Nicole
I used to love her when she was on Dawson's creek but now she is just so diferent. it's like when Ben got with JLo he totaly changed to this big glam guy! She needs to remember what she was like before and go back to that
SIT UP…why is she hunched over like that…she was making my neck hurt
*OMG* she's boring!!!
She came off as dumb not snobby, stupid not sophisticated, boring not mature. she said it was easy to steal the money, and couldn't re-tell the plot of how they stole it, because she obviously is to too stupid to figure it out. She is just plain daft and extremely booooooooooooooring……….
Aren't you afraid the CLAMS and Tom Cruise will sue you for calling Katie Holmes a stepford wive? Cruise have sued media for less than this.
How BORING is she? "How were your holidays? Do you cook?" She has little-to-no personality. And it's so creepy that she copied her daughters haircut.
Dave pussyed out not calling her on her Cult/Bullshit religion with baby-fucker Tom Fuckface…
What a boring interview, did we actually learn anything we didn't already know about her? She's as boring as Posh Spice, perhaps they are the same person, next thing she's be perfecting that awful pout :/ GROW THE HAIR BACK - IT LOOKS AWFUL!!!!!
First of all, I think that Tom saw Jennifer Aniston when she visited Letterman, and wanted his chick to look the same (showing off lots of leg). Yes, I do think Tom picked her outfit for this interview…. However she did not sit up straight and was terrified to show more than legs and would not move her hand from it. She was so terrified she ate her hair for half the interview! Second, this girl does not look natural at all… she hardly ever smiles. Third, wassup with the questions to David???? Trying to be smarty pants? Funny how Dave answered with a question! Fourth, she is becoming Tom and fisth, who believes that Suri sleeps from 11 to 9??? She probably does not even know!!! I feel really sad for her, despise all the money she has, she is just an empty soul to me.
Why do you have to be such a cynical bitch, Perez? It is so hard to believe that she's actually happy and sincere? There are people in this world who have their shit together, and are well-adjusted. Everyone is not a drama-filled hot mess.
she actually looks uncomfortable. look at the way she's pulling on her skirt (earlier part of the video) and the way she slouches. Poor katie.
snooze fest
she is totally the next diane keaton
snooze fest
Not as entertaining as the Paris Hilton interview by David Letterman.
cobag #67 got it right - Katie has assumed Tom's personality. She now does the head bobbing and the deep introspective pauses before answering a question. She looks like she's going to say something really deep and then, boom, she leaves everyone going, 'what the hell?'
her poo doesn't stink. didn't you know?
her poo doesn't stink. didn't you know?