She's Been Programmed Well

Filed under: Katie Holmes > David Letterman

Katie Holmes is the perfect Stepford wife.

She knows all the right things to say!

Click here to watch her appearance on Letterman Monday night.

That little Suri is such a magical, artistic, smart, strong, alien woman!

Update: Click here to watch a vintage Katie appearance on Letterman and observe the differences.

Posted: Jan 15, 2008 at 2:21 pm / Email this »

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TEAM AMERICA says – reply to this

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Robot
Jean-Luc says – reply to this

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FIRST SUCKERS!
Jess says – reply to this

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God I LOVE her.
NO idea why it's so hard for people to believe that maybe oh.. she actually IS happy?
TEAM AMERICA says – reply to this

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FIRST BITCHES
the_boyfriend says – reply to this

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she looks old, like some crusty NY socialite.
wow says – reply to this

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wow
Renie says – reply to this

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what a robot!
danielle luvs LSU says – reply to this

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LSU ROX!!!!!! KATIE ROX 2!!!! TOM IS GAAAAAYY!!!
lar says – reply to this

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This chick is a freaking robot.
Despite Tom's dissing psych meds, she acts hazed all the time.
Will she gets killed if she tries to leave?
A Drama says – reply to this

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she finally got that hair off her cheek!!!! geez
yo says – reply to this

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yay first
dubs says – reply to this

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first
Jill says – reply to this

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Love her
jalen says – reply to this

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LOVE HEEEEEEEEEEEER!!! BEAUTY; CLASS, TALENT AND GRACE!
Amanda says – reply to this

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Stepford Wife, for sure! But Suri IS cute.
deeds says – reply to this

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Awww poor thing. How long did that hair stay attached to her mouth?
guerabasura says – reply to this

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She looks way older than she is. It must suck to be out of your own body all of the time!
hgh says – reply to this

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OMG!!
lar says – reply to this

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Okay, count 1,2,3

Now all the Scientologists will post comments defending her, and how great she is
and how cute she is.

You may begin.
traci says – reply to this

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Boring interview.
Cynthia says – reply to this

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She was totally a stepford wife. A little weird, like she was on autopilot or something… I kinda wanted to give her a shot of tequila just to see what would happen.
Cynthia says – reply to this

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She was totally a stepford wife. A little weird, like she was on autopilot or something… I kinda wanted to give her a shot of tequila just to see what would happen.
Asli says – reply to this

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Ugh, she's so boring.
ALIENS! says – reply to this

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OMG! I was thinking the same thing when I was watching last night - she's been sucked in and brainwashed!! Just look at her now compared to the carefree sweet Katie that she used to be!
MIZ_ATTITUDE says – reply to this

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I HAVE A BLANK DUMB STARE ON MY FACE RIGHT NOW!!!!…THIS BITCH IS SUPRESSED AS HELL! SHE'S TRYING SO DAMN HARD TO BE SOMETHING SHE'S NOT.
mushy says – reply to this

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wow she is acting FREAKY!!!!!!!WHO IS SHE AND WHAT DID TOM DO WITH THE REAL KATY?
Suri says – reply to this

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1st!
poli says – reply to this

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SHE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKSSSSSSSSSSS!!
PEREZ SUCKS!!!
Period Juice says – reply to this

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She's Zexy!
xyz123 says – reply to this

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MOVE THE HAIR OFF OF YOUR FACE IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZZZZZZAY!!!!!
junebug2 says – reply to this

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I think she's poised and lovely
CGEEES says – reply to this

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MEEEEEEEE
juicy says – reply to this

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Suri is so cute
lala says – reply to this

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That hair in her mouth is driving me crazzzy!!!!!
deedee says – reply to this

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first!1 Oh how sad this is…..she and tom have got it in their heads all is good for their little "women" Christs sake she is a baby!!!!!! and katie dear…..run run run
ivana jercough says – reply to this

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I wanna gove her what Tom can't–my long and thick 9 inch piece o' man meat.
joejoe says – reply to this

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so over her
sydnelle says – reply to this

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Note to Katie: The more you cram down other peoples throats how fantastic and "special" your child is, the more you stimulate the GAG REFLEX of those very people you are so desperately trying to impress.
Something tells me one of these days when she (hopefully) wakes from her Tom induced, zombie-like trance, she is going to look back at these interviews and cringe. Why does she just always seem somehow…off?
ed says – reply to this

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How come Dave didnt ask her what it is like to be married to a gay man?
Sarah A says – reply to this

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If you watch the other clips of Katie being on Letterman, especially the one she did when she was promoting Batman Begins, they talked about EXACTLY the same shit. Literally. Dave pretended not to know the name of Dawson's Creek… They talked about how many times she's been on Letterman…

Ridic!
britney says – reply to this

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fuck all these crazy women, why can't we have someone strong and independent to look up to.
littlema says – reply to this

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I think in an effort to be more sophisticated, she's lost her confidence to be funny and witty. She's doesn't want to be cute and funny anymore, she wants to be classy. But you can be classy and funny. What am I saying I've got shit to do I need to stop posting crap about katie holmes.
Sarah A says – reply to this

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If you watch the other clips of Katie being on Letterman, especially the one she did when she was promoting Batman Begins, they talked about EXACTLY the same shit. Literally. Dave pretended not to know the name of Dawson's Creek… They talked about how many times she's been on Letterman…

Ridic!
Stephanie says – reply to this

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she used to be so bubbly now she;s boring to watch. She used to laugh and now she's like a robot.
e2 says – reply to this

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She's even starting to look like Tom Cruise.
AMANDA says – reply to this

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i think she is wonderful!! she is beautiful and seems to be so happy!! not to mention she has a precious child too!! i really wish people would just leave them alone, and most of all stop insulting the baby- she has nothing to do with the decisions made by her parents.
ladyjag41 says – reply to this

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Why is it so hard to believe she has just grown up and is not the silly inarticulate girl she was when she was younger. I am not a Tom Cruise fan by any means, but if she is happy with him, leave her alone and live your own lives.
Vanessa says – reply to this

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The line about Suri just made me shoot my Ocean Spray right outta my nose. Thank you, Perez, for the intense lite-cran-apple headache you just induced!
holycrap says – reply to this

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sweet jesus she is BORING
emily says – reply to this

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I hate to admit it, but I like her.
She seems nice and likeable
PAK says – reply to this

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PEREZ, POST A COMPARISON OF HER ON LETTERMAN ABOUT A YEAR OR SO BEFORE SHE MET TOM! LETS COMPARE NORMALCY WITH THIS ROBOTIC CRAZINESS! THNX
Babs says – reply to this

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Could she be more stiff and uncomfortable? Could she possibly be more boring or stifled?
They've taken what was a really beautiful girl and turned her into a 50-year old woman with that ridiculous hair.
gigi says – reply to this

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Scientologists are fucking crazy ass loons. I know someone who was in it. These are disgusting people who take your money. This cult was invented by a science fiction writer who was fucking crazy. Katie Holmes is now a lost cause!
L says – reply to this

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Why didn't he tell her about that annoying piece of hair stuck on her lips?!
Kip says – reply to this

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She looked to me like a person who is very on guard. Have any of you ever thought about what it must feel like to become an object of scorn - like might have happened in junior high, but now it is in the world media? And for nothing, really. Katie is constantly under attack - people write vicious things about her, about her husband, and about her baby. THAT is what is turning her into a freak. It would turn you into a freak, too.

Since when do we persecute people for their religion in this country? What's up with that?
Robyn says – reply to this

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I HATE HER SHE'S SUCH A ROBOT AUGH!!!
Aggie says – reply to this

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the last two times she's been on letterman she just acts like such a SNOB. Fuck, Kate HOLMES, lighten up.
kat says – reply to this

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About half way thru the interview, it looks like Dave just wanted to speed forward and get it over with. He didn't look like he was buying it. Gee, I wonder why.
carrie says – reply to this

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she is soooo boring BORING BORING BORING BORING…….SHE DIDN'T SAY NOT ONE INTERESTING THING!!!!!
LaLa says – reply to this

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She's lovely. Classy and sophisticated.
isabella says – reply to this

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stiff, boring, full of herself, boring, YAWN She's become an OLD woman before our very eyes
MiaStar says – reply to this

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i wonder if THEY threatened Dave. That was way too bland, he should have gotten into it more. Hmph
DogsCrapEverywhere says – reply to this

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Awkward doesn't begin to describe their exchange!
cutiepie32 says – reply to this

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god she is hellllllla boring
kerri says – reply to this

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Is it me or is she the most boring person alive? It's ok to be animated katie!! she acted high.
cobag says – reply to this

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god she even TALKS like tom…all the um's and ahh's and pauses as such…sorta acts like him too?!?!?!?
angela chase says – reply to this

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Re: ed – BRILLIANT
VANE CLOTHING says – reply to this

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we like her style
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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tough crowd…………………..ALCOHLICS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________TEAM ALCOHOLIC________
UGH! says – reply to this

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It's amazing to see her on this interview and view past ones she has had. She has really changed. She is not so care free - "Uptight NY socialite" is a good term. It's almost like she has turned into a snob since she now has all the money in the world. Like she is SOOO above the rest of us now.
Bebe says – reply to this

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UGLY
ally says – reply to this

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ugh, could she have any less of a personality? yuck, seems so contrived!
george lopez says – reply to this

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Boring… I fell asleep two minutes in to it.
christie says – reply to this

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When did she get soo tall?? She acted very strange on the show…..as if she had to watch what she said and how her expressions on her face were. Very weird..sad too
Liza says – reply to this

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My that dress is short.
barb says – reply to this

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yawn…she is a stepford wife. Xenutabulous!
Franknbeans says – reply to this

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She does seem on guard and not as peppy as she used to be..but maybe she feels like she needs to act more mature now that she is a mother. I do think she seems to be physically uncomfortable with the way she is sitting….like she is worried that her dress is too short and she will show upper thigh cellulite or something (not that she probably has any). I think if it weren't for the scientology thing, I'd like her better and be more trusting of her happiness..but the whole scientology thing just creeps me out and makes me wonder.
Gaylord says – reply to this

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All of Hollywood will be Scientologist eventually. Isn't this so-called faith an invention by a writer? Why are only rich people involved. Nicole Kidman went back to the Catholic religion. I feel sorry for poor baby Suri.
Dianne says – reply to this

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She'd sooooo stiff, and rehearsed! This was boring to watch!
Jennifer says – reply to this

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Watching her is like eating dry toast! Lame!
Robot!
Trixies Mama says – reply to this

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She seems to be genuinely happy, and if so, good for her, it's a rare thing in the world, especially in Hollywood!
Niki says – reply to this

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Ill be a stepford wife any day if I can have that kind of Body!
She looks great and classic. Even if her husband is a dildo, shes great. Maybee shell pull a Nicole
Mary K says – reply to this

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I used to love her when she was on Dawson's creek but now she is just so diferent. it's like when Ben got with JLo he totaly changed to this big glam guy! She needs to remember what she was like before and go back to that
Support The Cambio Movement says – reply to this

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SIT UP…why is she hunched over like that…she was making my neck hurt
*DK* says – reply to this

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*OMG* she's boring!!!
Katie's overused Dildo says – reply to this

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She came off as dumb not snobby, stupid not sophisticated, boring not mature. she said it was easy to steal the money, and couldn't re-tell the plot of how they stole it, because she obviously is to too stupid to figure it out. She is just plain daft and extremely booooooooooooooring……….
Sunny Sam says – reply to this

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Aren't you afraid the CLAMS and Tom Cruise will sue you for calling Katie Holmes a stepford wive? Cruise have sued media for less than this.
Kristin says – reply to this

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How BORING is she? "How were your holidays? Do you cook?" She has little-to-no personality. And it's so creepy that she copied her daughters haircut.
Tye trurth says – reply to this

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Dave pussyed out not calling her on her Cult/Bullshit religion with baby-fucker Tom Fuckface…
Lucy says – reply to this

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What a boring interview, did we actually learn anything we didn't already know about her? She's as boring as Posh Spice, perhaps they are the same person, next thing she's be perfecting that awful pout :/ GROW THE HAIR BACK - IT LOOKS AWFUL!!!!!
popy says – reply to this

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First of all, I think that Tom saw Jennifer Aniston when she visited Letterman, and wanted his chick to look the same (showing off lots of leg). Yes, I do think Tom picked her outfit for this interview…. However she did not sit up straight and was terrified to show more than legs and would not move her hand from it. She was so terrified she ate her hair for half the interview! Second, this girl does not look natural at all… she hardly ever smiles. Third, wassup with the questions to David???? Trying to be smarty pants? Funny how Dave answered with a question! Fourth, she is becoming Tom and fisth, who believes that Suri sleeps from 11 to 9??? She probably does not even know!!! I feel really sad for her, despise all the money she has, she is just an empty soul to me.
Tonya says – reply to this

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Why do you have to be such a cynical bitch, Perez? It is so hard to believe that she's actually happy and sincere? There are people in this world who have their shit together, and are well-adjusted. Everyone is not a drama-filled hot mess.
nana says – reply to this

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she actually looks uncomfortable. look at the way she's pulling on her skirt (earlier part of the video) and the way she slouches. Poor katie.
rita says – reply to this

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snooze fest
kick says – reply to this

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she is totally the next diane keaton
rita says – reply to this

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snooze fest
Grace E. says – reply to this

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Not as entertaining as the Paris Hilton interview by David Letterman.
kat says – reply to this

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cobag #67 got it right - Katie has assumed Tom's personality. She now does the head bobbing and the deep introspective pauses before answering a question. She looks like she's going to say something really deep and then, boom, she leaves everyone going, 'what the hell?'
TOMCAT says – reply to this

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her poo doesn't stink. didn't you know?
TOMCAT says – reply to this

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her poo doesn't stink. didn't you know?

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