She's Been Programmed Well
Katie Holmes is the perfect Stepford wife.
She knows all the right things to say!
Click here to watch her appearance on Letterman Monday night.
That little Suri is such a magical, artistic, smart, strong, alien woman!
Update: Click here to watch a vintage Katie appearance on Letterman and observe the differences.















































UMM WOW, FIRST SHE WAS A TEENAGER WHO WAS REALLY NERVOUS ON THE LETTERMAN SHOW AND NOW SHE IS A 29 YEAR OLD MOTHER AND WIFE WHO IS A LITTLE MORE MATURE AND RESERVED. I'D LOVE TO BELIEVE IN THE TOM PSYCHO-HOSTAGE STORY JUST LIKE THE NEXT GIRL, BUT COME ON, THIS IS A STRETCH.
i noticed her speech cadence/rhythm sounded just like tom. is she taking on his mannerisms/speech because he's older and the teacher and the male? or is he talking like her now too? probaly not. probaly more likely that in patriarchal hollywood women become more like guys to get ahead and fit in. after all, in tv land every over uses the "hey you guys" term for everyone they are talking to. but no one calls a group of men and women "you gals".
yeah, she even sounds different - like she has been programmed! RUUUUUUNNNN Katie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow. shes like totally brainwashed. she needs to loosen up and be carefree again. tom totally changed her and not in a good way
haha she said tom cruise was short in the vintage one…
she is a robot indeed
#5 had it right…shes "like some old crusty NY socialite"
YUCK!
and that haircut is effin ugly.
SCARY! she's so much more relaxed in the older interview! In the newer one she's on edge… literally sitting on the edge of her seat… and who's interviewing whom? she keeps asking dave questions?! so weird….
First and foremost…trying way to hard to achieve a Jackie O look. Secondly, boring.
OMG! Who the hell is that and where the f*** is Katie Holmes? That does not even seem like her anymore. Tom has really screwed her up with all that scientology bull shit!
SAVE KATIE!! SAVE KATIE!! ………….TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!!
THAT WASNT THAT BAD…I LIKED HER BEFORE AND NOW I THINK I LIKE HER MORE,,,,
She has gotten so much more "smirky" lately… her mouth has been curling way more than usual in sort of a Gwyneth Paltrow-holier than thou way.