We NEED This Now!!!!
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Steve Jobs is an evil genius!
The Apple mastermind introduced the new MacBook Air today.
It weighs three pounds. Will retail for $1799. Comes out in two weeks. It's eco-friendly. It has tons of new features. It can make you cum!
[Images via Gizmodo.]
Posted: January 15, 2008 at 2:33 pm



Yeah. You want a Mac if you are GAY! oh, perez you are..
first.
OMG BUY ME THT PEREZ!
that is HOT!!
UH
how much are they paying you to post this crap you sell-out!??
1st
first
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FIRSTTTTTTTT
FUCKING AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1st bitches
FIRST!
1st bitches
UM, WOW, LIKE- THIS WEBSITE IS TOTALLY HOT. GIMME A BREAK….SNOOOOOZE
SAWEEEEET!
i want one!!
FIRST!
first!
omg 3 lbs!??!??!!
i want it!
wow
hot hot hot
its a celebster must have..
SWEET!!! I want one too.
u are nasty perez… get a life
u are nasty perez… get a life
u are nasty perez… get a life
I want my MacBook Air!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will Brit-Brit get herself this insanely gorgeous notebook? Prolly Adnan will ask for one!
First?
beautiful! im in love.
well Perez you better hope for better and better high tech things to watch porn on cause a fat ass like you is not going to get any real sex.
1st ?
oh SNAP!!! It's freaking beautiful!
Why don't you just blow him and he'll give you one.
BASTARDS! my macbook pro is now obsolete
I'd like one please!!! Wow this is pretty fu**kn sweet!
sweeet.
I am so getting one of these bitches
sweet! so excited!
first
damn, i just bought a new macbook pro.
first
first!!!
first - that's sweet!
me too! i want it someday, holy shiznizle only 3 lbs! tanks for showin us
my mouth is watering!!!
steve jobs is god.
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IT LOOKS LIKE A WINNER, I CANT WAIT TO GO GET ONE, I HOPE ITS BETTER THAN THAT WEEK IPHONE…
Interesting!
buy me one perez.
ad much?
yes my husband will hump this….
wow! nice!
Perez, if you just want to cum, a vibrator is cheaper.
where's the keyboard?
p.s krystal marshall is the shit
Fourteenth!!!
HA!!! LOVE IT! FIRST bitches!
Damn I have to get me one!
nice ad,,, pimple butt/plugger……………. go 4 a fucking jog!!!
OOOOOOOOOOHH I WANT ONE!!!!!!!
Only a fool would buy this thing right now at that price. Jobs is a master showman, remember the iphone? How expensive it was when it first hit the market? The damn thing didn't work for quite awhile and the people who waited to get one bought it at a much lower price.
THATS AWSOME I CAN HOLD IT IN MY LEFT HAND WHILE IM MASTERBATING IN THE ELAVATOR THAN TRY TO HOLD A MAGAZINE OPEN WITH THE WALL
THIS WAY I CAN CLEAR SEE THE NIPPLES AND VAGAINA
Re: hugo –
sorry hugo, straight girl here and i need it too!!
It's really awesome looking but you must look into it first before you buy it. If you do you'll realize there's no CD/DVD drive to save space which is a big problem at least for myself and I assume also for you, Perez. Of course I don't know how much you watch DVDs or install things on your computer though
HOW MUCH HAVE YOU BEEN PAID FOR THIS PEREZ!
So what? Who needs this. MAC = Crap. For average people: Hard to get good support, freeware, and it does not really work well in a PC/Windows environment (which MOST of the world uses. Mack makes a sucking noise, until you realize that it is sucking your wallet dry of cash and toss it.
You likey Perez??? I think we should wait until version 2.0 comes out… Let the kinks work out first…
perez.. i'm most likely going to die/cry. if i didn't want a macbook enough before i sure do now. -____-
I work for apple and all I have to say about this is HELL YES BITCH!
Wow, a really slim laptop. What WILL they think of next?
Looks amazing! Can't wait to get it!
my god, its so big! and why does it float? Jobs is a genius.
Re: pack –
FOR GOD SAKES !!!!!
THEY ARE PAYING HIM WITH ONE OF THESE NEW UNITS SO HE CAN BLOG MORE ABOUT HOW WONDERFUL MAC IS !!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
So he goes ahead with this shit, but fails to ad a COPY & PASTE feature to the iPhone??????????
Steve, you're killing me Larry.
They build bikes lighter than that!!!!!!!!
Perez…such a sad attempt to get free shit…I think by now you can afford to buy your own!!!! Youre such a disgusting fat UGLY gay man.
P.S. The new hair looks like SHIT!!!!
Enjoy your free mac, you cunt.
The cumming comment made me bust out laughing…thanks Perez.
Haha all those stupid fucktards buying this.. it's slower than the most basic Macbook and you're paying an arm and a leg just for how it looks! If that isn't the definition of retarded..But well done to Apple for sucking you all in, SUCKERRS
Yeah, but it's a MAC.
The new mac air, may be super sexy, super light and have and excelletn air port card and awesome blutooth, but its going to run pretty slow, it only has 1.6 core due, when even the old imacs came with more than that. dont get me wrong i heart apple and apple products, this one just isnt catching on for me
If you get a Mac… you are a fucking IDIOT, plain and simple. Mac products are absolute SHIT. Why don't you put a little thought into it and get something that will actually be able to work.
This makes my MacBook Pro and iPhone look totally pedestrian.
Geezo the laptop I got a year ago is already old model
IT DOESNT EVEN TAKE CDS OR DVDS!!!!!
you have to buy a SEPARATE drive…
that really SUCKS
I have one, i got it early to do a review. its nice
oh pretty please Perez, buy some for us and have a contest!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bats eyelashes*
Apple sucks dick, just like you do Mario. Get Vista Business on a real computer.
I love Macs! I was sad when I first saw this because all the new models keep coming out and make my little PowerBook G4 seem inferior. However… after reading the specs on this new one, it does not seem better than the MacBook Pro or my PowerBook G4. No CD/DVD drive and only one USB port. It may look pretty, but I don't think this one would work for me.
YES
APPLE
MY LOVE
omg i bought a macbook in middle 2007 and its coming out know!! darnit! i need it!
Yeah, it looks all nice and pretty, but a) it doesn't come with an optical drive and b) it's much more expensive than the MacBook, which does come with an optical drive and runs faster.
A waste of money.