We NEED This Now!!!!

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Steve Jobs is an evil genius!

The Apple mastermind introduced the new MacBook Air today.

It weighs three pounds. Will retail for $1799. Comes out in two weeks. It's eco-friendly. It has tons of new features. It can make you cum!

[Images via Gizmodo.]

Posted: Jan 15, 2008 at 2:33 pm / Email this »

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141 comments to “We NEED This Now!!!!”

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hugo says – reply to this

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Yeah. You want a Mac if you are GAY! oh, perez you are..
faked perfection says – reply to this

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first.
OMG BUY ME THT PEREZ!
sarah says – reply to this

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that is HOT!!
HD says – reply to this

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UH
pack says – reply to this

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how much are they paying you to post this crap you sell-out!??
x says – reply to this

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1st
frekke says – reply to this

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first
CGEEES says – reply to this

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MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Eu says – reply to this

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FIRSTTTTTTTT
FUCKING AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ANNNNA says – reply to this

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1st bitches
mademoisellejulie says – reply to this

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FIRST!
ANNNNA says – reply to this

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1st bitches
R U 4 REAL says – reply to this

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UM, WOW, LIKE- THIS WEBSITE IS TOTALLY HOT. GIMME A BREAK….SNOOOOOZE
djmariah says – reply to this

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SAWEEEEET!
Brittany says – reply to this

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i want one!!
adrianna says – reply to this

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FIRST!
mz.romo says – reply to this

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first!
omg 3 lbs!??!??!!
i want it!
sasha says – reply to this

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wow
hekmart says – reply to this

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hot hot hot
its a celebster must have..
Jaci says – reply to this

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SWEET!!! I want one too.
nate says – reply to this

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u are nasty perez… get a life
nate says – reply to this

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u are nasty perez… get a life
nate says – reply to this

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u are nasty perez… get a life
mademoisellejulie says – reply to this

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I want my MacBook Air!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will Brit-Brit get herself this insanely gorgeous notebook? Prolly Adnan will ask for one!
Tal says – reply to this

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First?
Kelly J says – reply to this

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beautiful! im in love.
jimbo says – reply to this

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well Perez you better hope for better and better high tech things to watch porn on cause a fat ass like you is not going to get any real sex.
Anonymous says – reply to this

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1st ?
on says – reply to this

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oh SNAP!!! It's freaking beautiful!
Canuck says – reply to this

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Why don't you just blow him and he'll give you one.
angela chase says – reply to this

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BASTARDS! my macbook pro is now obsolete
YES! says – reply to this

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I'd like one please!!! Wow this is pretty fu**kn sweet!
aruam says – reply to this

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sweeet.
ericacacaca says – reply to this

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I am so getting one of these bitches
i'm a mac says – reply to this

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sweet! so excited!
gooba says – reply to this

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first
JJ says – reply to this

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damn, i just bought a new macbook pro.
llll says – reply to this

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first
amaranta says – reply to this

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first!!!
jo says – reply to this

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first - that's sweet!
jayana says – reply to this

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me too! i want it someday, holy shiznizle only 3 lbs! tanks for showin us
sean says – reply to this

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my mouth is watering!!!
steve jobs is god.
www.cantfademe.com/bigdaddyjason says – reply to this

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WWW.CANTFADEME.COM
NEW SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE.. HOOK YOUR PAGE UP..

IT LOOKS LIKE A WINNER, I CANT WAIT TO GO GET ONE, I HOPE ITS BETTER THAN THAT WEEK IPHONE…
sk says – reply to this

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Interesting!
me says – reply to this

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buy me one perez.
Mandi says – reply to this

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ad much?
vain says – reply to this

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yes my husband will hump this….
kelly says – reply to this

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wow! nice!
kate says – reply to this

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Perez, if you just want to cum, a vibrator is cheaper.
krystal's biggest fan says – reply to this

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where's the keyboard?

p.s krystal marshall is the shit
Mark says – reply to this

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Fourteenth!!!
carol says – reply to this

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HA!!! LOVE IT! FIRST bitches!
Nita says – reply to this

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Damn I have to get me one!
obama is the ANTI-CHRIST says – reply to this

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nice ad,,, pimple butt/plugger……………. go 4 a fucking jog!!!
CRYS P says – reply to this

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OOOOOOOOOOHH I WANT ONE!!!!!!!
Jobs is a pimp says – reply to this

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Only a fool would buy this thing right now at that price. Jobs is a master showman, remember the iphone? How expensive it was when it first hit the market? The damn thing didn't work for quite awhile and the people who waited to get one bought it at a much lower price.
JohnCenaFan84 says – reply to this

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THATS AWSOME I CAN HOLD IT IN MY LEFT HAND WHILE IM MASTERBATING IN THE ELAVATOR THAN TRY TO HOLD A MAGAZINE OPEN WITH THE WALL

THIS WAY I CAN CLEAR SEE THE NIPPLES AND VAGAINA
Marissa says – reply to this

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Re: hugo –

sorry hugo, straight girl here and i need it too!!
Stephanie says – reply to this

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It's really awesome looking but you must look into it first before you buy it. If you do you'll realize there's no CD/DVD drive to save space which is a big problem at least for myself and I assume also for you, Perez. Of course I don't know how much you watch DVDs or install things on your computer though
margot f says – reply to this

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HOW MUCH HAVE YOU BEEN PAID FOR THIS PEREZ!
Bukowski says – reply to this

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So what? Who needs this. MAC = Crap. For average people: Hard to get good support, freeware, and it does not really work well in a PC/Windows environment (which MOST of the world uses. Mack makes a sucking noise, until you realize that it is sucking your wallet dry of cash and toss it.
Sarah A says – reply to this

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You likey Perez??? I think we should wait until version 2.0 comes out… Let the kinks work out first…
Samantha says – reply to this

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perez.. i'm most likely going to die/cry. if i didn't want a macbook enough before i sure do now. -____-
liz says – reply to this

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I work for apple and all I have to say about this is HELL YES BITCH!
jj says – reply to this

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Wow, a really slim laptop. What WILL they think of next?
DanJT87 says – reply to this

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Looks amazing! Can't wait to get it!
infamous E Roberto says – reply to this

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my god, its so big! and why does it float? Jobs is a genius.
ASinfulife says – reply to this

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Re: pack –

FOR GOD SAKES !!!!!

THEY ARE PAYING HIM WITH ONE OF THESE NEW UNITS SO HE CAN BLOG MORE ABOUT HOW WONDERFUL MAC IS !!!!!
Moriah says – reply to this

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GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

So he goes ahead with this shit, but fails to ad a COPY & PASTE feature to the iPhone??????????

Steve, you're killing me Larry.
Austin#1 Fan!! says – reply to this

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They build bikes lighter than that!!!!!!!!
Carmen says – reply to this

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Perez…such a sad attempt to get free shit…I think by now you can afford to buy your own!!!! Youre such a disgusting fat UGLY gay man.

P.S. The new hair looks like SHIT!!!!
dasd says – reply to this

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Enjoy your free mac, you cunt.
erin says – reply to this

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The cumming comment made me bust out laughing…thanks Perez.
suckonthis says – reply to this

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Haha all those stupid fucktards buying this.. it's slower than the most basic Macbook and you're paying an arm and a leg just for how it looks! If that isn't the definition of retarded..But well done to Apple for sucking you all in, SUCKERRS
TVDinner says – reply to this

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Yeah, but it's a MAC.
tori says – reply to this

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The new mac air, may be super sexy, super light and have and excelletn air port card and awesome blutooth, but its going to run pretty slow, it only has 1.6 core due, when even the old imacs came with more than that. dont get me wrong i heart apple and apple products, this one just isnt catching on for me
Seth says – reply to this

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If you get a Mac… you are a fucking IDIOT, plain and simple. Mac products are absolute SHIT. Why don't you put a little thought into it and get something that will actually be able to work.
MacLover says – reply to this

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This makes my MacBook Pro and iPhone look totally pedestrian.
Minda says – reply to this

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Geezo the laptop I got a year ago is already old model
victor says – reply to this

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IT DOESNT EVEN TAKE CDS OR DVDS!!!!!

you have to buy a SEPARATE drive…
that really SUCKS
mac says – reply to this

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I have one, i got it early to do a review. its nice
Ciphersgurl says – reply to this

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oh pretty please Perez, buy some for us and have a contest!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bats eyelashes*
Art Vandelay says – reply to this

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Apple sucks dick, just like you do Mario. Get Vista Business on a real computer.
Amanda says – reply to this

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I love Macs! I was sad when I first saw this because all the new models keep coming out and make my little PowerBook G4 seem inferior. However… after reading the specs on this new one, it does not seem better than the MacBook Pro or my PowerBook G4. No CD/DVD drive and only one USB port. It may look pretty, but I don't think this one would work for me.
LOVELOVELOVE says – reply to this

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YES
APPLE
MY LOVE
mfgc says – reply to this

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omg i bought a macbook in middle 2007 and its coming out know!! darnit! i need it!
serge says – reply to this

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Yeah, it looks all nice and pretty, but a) it doesn't come with an optical drive and b) it's much more expensive than the MacBook, which does come with an optical drive and runs faster.

A waste of money.
No Battery says – reply to this

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This doesn't have a removable battery. That means when the battery dies you have to ship it in to replace. You do NOT NEED this now. Apparently apple stock doesn't either. (read DROP)
doitybg says – reply to this

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this shit is hotttttt.
Mac Hater says – reply to this

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APPLE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
first says – reply to this

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FIRST BITCHES!
khoaii says – reply to this

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Re: hugo –

that's funny ass hell hugo
sunshine says – reply to this

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Does anyone know GOOD LABTOPS???? I WANT TO GET ONE IS THIS ONE THE BEST??
dee says – reply to this

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you are SUCH a whore!
Kim says – reply to this

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The macbook air is sexy as hell.
YourMom says – reply to this

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What are you - 5 years old? You don't NEED it- you WANT it. That's why so many idiots don't pay their credit card bills then scream about the economy and want to tax the rich. The rich are rich because they don't spend just to have the newest piece of crap. Put that 1700 in a CD (that's certificate of deposit not compact disk) at the very least. Or in your IRA. You don't NEED it- you WANT it. Learn the difference! - Mom
Clint says – reply to this

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so it can make me cum, that dosnt make it Jesus, but it is a precious thing…lol. I it could work it like jesus though, damn. Sorry, unsolicited Tori ref.
t3mur says – reply to this

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i just came..

www.macmate.org

P please buy me one you rich bitch!
J says – reply to this

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Macintosh Laptops and Macintosh PCs (don't let their shitty marketing fool you, they are PCs in every sense of the definition) suck ass soooo much. People just think they need these pieces of shit to look cool. Can a USB or printer port even fit in that thing? Oh well, it doesn't matter since half the things I own won't even work with a Macintosh operating system. I like my computers to actually work with other products and run programs I like, not just look expensive.
Sarah says – reply to this

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ummmm hi. i need that. that's the hotness right there.

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