How Much Work Has She He Had???

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Damn, girl! Lay off the nips and tucks.

Michael Douglas, 63, and Whatsherface attended the 2008 National Board of Review Awards in New York City on Monday night.

Yes, he's really 63. And his dick probably needs a little lifting too!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 2:26 pm / Email this  »

    132 comments to “How Much Work Has She He Had???”

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    1. ME says – reply to this


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      She's still hot. He's not

    2. bitch says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    3. bitch says – reply to this


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      she's pretty

    4. Emily says – reply to this


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      they are a beautiful couple!! DON'T HATE PEREZ!!!!!!

    5. katie says – reply to this


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      wow

    6. Sophie California says – reply to this


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      I don't why these gorgeous women go onto marry old dodgers like this. Why bother with crinkled old dick when you can easily hook up with some 'fesh young meat'!! Catherine has had botox and some 'lifting' after she had the two kids and a rumoured eye lift.

    7. BIANCCCCCCY says – reply to this


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      CLOSE TO FIRST

    8. tatummm says – reply to this


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      ima robot

    9. karilynn says – reply to this


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      lol

    10. Megan says – reply to this


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      wow she is so beautiful. i can understand why she originally liked him, but he's getting old now

    11. Spermalot says – reply to this


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      He looks 63. He needs more work.

    12. they disgust me for many reasons says – reply to this


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      I literally cannot stand either one of these people. I think they have a private plastic surgery office dedicated just to them.

    13. EEEWW MICHAEL DOUGLAS IS AN OLD FART says – reply to this


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      How much viagra does he take?

    14. bmwx5 says – reply to this


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      She's hot, he's just old!!!!

    15. Yen says – reply to this


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      63 is not that old. He looks good. The work he has had done suits him. He should stop now though before he looks loke an alien.

    16. Kay says – reply to this


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      Looks like Mike has had NO work done. Still saggy and wrinkled

    17. Erin says – reply to this


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      Wow!

    18. shar says – reply to this


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      ew

    19. not first says – reply to this


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      not first prob 13th, or 5th

    20. julnap says – reply to this


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      He looks about 73 and she looks atleast 45. WTF???

    21. Give me a break says – reply to this


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      She is only like 35….how much lifting do you think she could possibly need. Give me a break Perez. Not everyone is fat and out of shape and needs work….Misery loves company though huh?

    22. aif says – reply to this


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      wey!

    23. She looks good says – reply to this


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      I think she looks great. But this is coming from someone who thinks VADGE (Madonna) is pretty, when she is actually a fugly old haggy whore with gap-teeth.

    24. She looks good says – reply to this


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      I think she looks great. But your comments are coming from someone who thinks VADGE (Madonna) is pretty, when she is actually a fugly old haggy whore with gap-teeth.

    25. first asses says – reply to this


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      first - woot woot!

    26. not first im the ass says – reply to this


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      Re: first asses – or not -hahah ooops

    27. bbcgirl says – reply to this


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      63 really isn't that old. My dad is 65 and looks about the same with no "work done"

    28. jujube says – reply to this


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      she looks gorgeous to me

    29. jujube says – reply to this


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      she looks gorgeous to me, him not so much

    30. Uh. . . Yeah says – reply to this


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      I would still boink him!!! He is still hot for being that old!! My husband is 57 and looks damned good!! There is a lot to be said for older guys and their wrinkled ball sacks!!!!

    31. Grumpy old man says – reply to this


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      How can somebody that beautiful could married that wrinkled old man?

      I'm sure he takes like 6 viagras a day to keep up with her!!!!

    32. Guess What She says – reply to this


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      He does absolutely nothing for me…I guess CZJ is into the Early Bird Special set.

      BTW…her father and Michael Douglas are the exact same age…EWWW!!!

    33. oldlady says – reply to this


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      Obviously you don't know too much about today's 60 year olds. Men still have working plumbing if they use it. Do you think we shrivel up and die at 60? We are the love generation people. Get with it, Perez!! Read AARP

    34. Perez is stupid! says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez; why did you take down your Will Smith/Will Farrell post?? Are u embarassed for making an ass of yourself?? LOL!

    35. hmm says – reply to this


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      She smokes, that's why she looks like that.

    36. hmm says – reply to this


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      She smokes, that's why she looks like that.

    37. VS says – reply to this


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      She looks old for her age. If she is 35-37 just take a look at Jennifer A and
      JLo same age group. She hails from Wales so she could lie about her age.
      Mike is alright for 63 but his dad was hot at 63. I think too much sun!

      But, they are an attractive couple!

    38. kelly says – reply to this


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      Douglas has had a lot of work done (just like his father Kirk did, until his stroke)…but…he still looks like he's 63, if not older. Makes one wonder how old he'd really look without the 2-3 eyelifts he's had……..

    39. peedoff says – reply to this


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      Well, the french say marry a woman half your age plus seven. CZJ is perfect at 38. We should all be so lucky.

    40. jordan says – reply to this


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      she lies about her age, and you can tell

    41. L says – reply to this


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      She is NOT 35. Apparently she is like 10 years older or something…………homegirl changed her birth certificate when she moved to the states cuz by the time she came here into the biz, she was already 'over the hill'! She is still beautiful though, but she is more in the Demi, Halle & Madonna click in terms of age.

    42. PooPooPants says – reply to this


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      Look at her FUCKING NECK!! WTF? What football team did she try out for? Does Mikey like his date to be packin or what? She taping that 10 incher down below? She's a fucking tranny and a disgrace to all trannies! YUCK, someone put BOTH of these hags in the nursing home already.

    43. arty says – reply to this


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      she totally cheats on him with like young dudes. boy toys i think they are called

    44. Nicole Bitchie says – reply to this


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      Catherine Zeta-Jones is hot, Perez. Lay off.

    45. Canadian says – reply to this


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      She's the pretty one in the relationship and wants to stay that way.

    46. kat says – reply to this


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      they both look different everytime I see pictures of them - plastic surgeons must make a killing with all these celebrity nuts!

    47. PeePeePants says – reply to this


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      WTF is this? A Bob Barker look alike contest? Bet his dick is a shrivled mess stretching a whole inch these days. BLUCK!

    48. j says – reply to this


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      theyre a great couple and perez, how big is your acting career? If it weren't for people like "whatsherface" no one would know your name now would they?

    49. Mary says – reply to this


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      C'mon P admit it, she's stunning

    50. PLASTIC says – reply to this


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      HE LOOKS LIKE HES HER FATHER..EWWWW.
      HIS NUTZ PROLLY HANG TO HIS KNEES.HE SHOULD GET A DRAWSTRING ATTACHED TO HIS NUTZ AND TIGHTEN IT AS NEEDED.

    51. kyle says – reply to this


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      Perez what are you an idiot???????? Shes only 38 not 63 like him, shes suppose to look like that waht a fool you are, shes not old.

    52. brassmonkey says – reply to this


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      Did you just call Catherine Zeta Jones "whatserface"? Are you serious..

    53. AND_LV says – reply to this


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      Very eautiful women she is…

    54. JEN says – reply to this


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      PEREZ HE LOOKS GREAT YOULL NEED 10 X THE WORK AT HIS AGE. HE IS STILL STUNNING

    55. Clau says – reply to this


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      Is that Maria Conchita Alonso??? ha ha ha

    56. megs says – reply to this


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      what are you talking about????she looks beautiful and not at ALL bad. yeah he's older, but still hot in his own way….

    57. The price to that pussy was $$$ and fame = WHORE says – reply to this


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      Shes not dating him for his dick, she is with him for his $$$$$.

      Shes another Hollywood prostitute, I mean Hollywood actress/wife, who spread her legs in order to become rich and famous.

      Just another whore, albiet high dollar whore. But a whore is a whore, regardless of how much it cost.

    58. blablabla says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez, you should post his picture beside one of Gary Oldman as Dracula
      – same smile
      – same grey skin
      – same pulled back hair

    59. elle says – reply to this


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      well i dont think she has done anywork…my mom is 38 and she looks young…people say if she's my sis. lol. but i do think michael has had operations…ooh and people that are saying milo and hayden is creepy..what about these too. uugghh…but whatever makes them happy…my mom always said to never get involved in a couples relationship. sooo later

    60. clairewadd says – reply to this


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      my dad is 70 and seriously looks younger than this, he looks like a typical handsome 63 year old to me, maybe a little older

    61. PoopScooper says – reply to this


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      He doesn't look that tight to me, he looks in his 60's if you ask me, time to get more work done.

    62. lj says – reply to this


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      I saw photos of him right after a face lift last year It was not pretty. I don't know about her.I hear that they have the same birthday.

    63. 21 and loves older men! says – reply to this


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      Michael; if you ever want to have an affair with an even younger woman call me. You can be my daddy anytime!

    64. lisa says – reply to this


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      I think he looks great. SHE is the one who has had PLENTY of nips and tucks. and she has him exactly. She's the one who wears the pants, and I feel sorry for him. Michael you can do MUCH MUCH MUCH better.

    65. lisa says – reply to this


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      I think he looks great. SHE is the one who has had PLENTY of nips and tucks. and she has him exactly. She's the one who wears the pants, and I feel sorry for him. Michael you can do MUCH MUCH MUCH better.

    66. Michael is still HOT! says – reply to this


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      I'll volunteer to hold his dick up for him!! Yummy!!

    67. Michael is gorgeous! says – reply to this


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      She's a real bitch! He must purposely turn down the hearing aids in order to tolerate her spoiled, entitled ass!

    68. EAT THE RICH!! says – reply to this


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      FOR $$$$ AND A OSCAR SHE LETS THAT DRILL ON HER??? ITS NOT HIM THAT NEEDS TO KEEP ON WITH THE SURGERY, SHE NEEDS TO HAVE ANY NERVE ENDINGS IN HER HANDS & SNATCH DISOLVED, THEN HER SIGHT TEMPORARILY REMOVED.. ITS WAY TO CREEPY WHAT SOME WILL FUCK FOR MONEY & FAME, I DONT & WONT EVER UNDERSTAND IT..

    69. sherry says – reply to this


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      Man, at first I thought it was his dad Kirk. Fugly fugly and fugly again! And take a look at those blinding false teeth he's got… ugh!

    70. julie in Canada says – reply to this


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      I don't see anything different…maybe she lost a little weight.
      She looks incredibly gorgeous.

    71. Summer says – reply to this


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      ILOVE MICHAEL!!! she looks pretty bad to under 50. But she's in it for his money, and she's holding on to every red cent of it, at a big auction, she bid $25.00 for a Paul McCartney item, she is a super stingy #$@#$.

    72. Alexa Rae says – reply to this


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      She looks fucking beautiful. Catherine Zeta-Jones is perfect!

    73. 21 and loves older men! says – reply to this


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      Re: clairewadd – Can I sleep with your daddy??? :)

    74. CZJ is a bitch! says – reply to this


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      Re: Alexa Rae – Perfect for a dog turd that is…….

    75. Young Hot Thing says – reply to this


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      Michael, can I be your next wife once you get tired of this old hag??

    76. CJ says – reply to this


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      No need to hate on her.. at least she doesn't look like Meg Ryan. She pretty and doesn't look too done up!

    77. FAB FAB says – reply to this


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      She is stunning!

    78. kk says – reply to this


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      leave her aone. she is one hot and powerful bitch.

    79. Evan says – reply to this


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      She does not look 38…..More like 48 and a shit load of surgery !!!

    80. KK is a tard! says – reply to this


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      Re: kk – Powerful? Surely you jest; she hasn't made a decent movie in years and married an old fart for his money. That's what you call power? I call it prostitution.

    81. Uh.. says – reply to this


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      …"Whatsherface". haha are you kidding me? Catherine Zeta Jones is just as famous as he is.

    82. Kate says – reply to this


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      I don't comment often, but Iam now, because I don't think he looks overly "worked" in this pic, he looks his age. And, he was one hot babe in the old "Streets of San Francisco" show in the 1970s w/Karl Malden. He was EXTREMELY HOT PEOPLE!!!

    83. chica says – reply to this


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      come on guys hes not that bad. i saw them a few weeks ago walking around and in person he looks good. i think its the camera lights that make him look bad. seriously they make a good looking couple.

    84. Ambie says – reply to this


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      She is gorgeous….back off perez…

    85. skeelo says – reply to this


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      I hate when people are criticize others simply because someone is getting up in years. Michael Douglas is highly accomplished, in ways that the proprietor of this site can't even fathom. Is that the kind of crap you say to your father, your mother, your uncle, your grandparents, Perez? Taking potshots at one of the most successful men in Hollywood simply for your own amusement doesn't qualify as gossip. What's next? Want to berate Clint Eastwood, Jack Nicholson , Sofia Loren, et al. for living past the age of 60 in light of their respective accomplishments? How about you laugh at James Dean or Marilyn Monroe or Elvis Presley or Princess Di for not having the good fortune to grow older after their respective accomplishments?

      You've been very successful with this site, and that's good for you. Generally it's fun an frivolous, but that's it. Don't think you have the clout to rag on a heavyweight simply because…

    86. donna in sf says – reply to this


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      Wow, Michael Douglas looks exactly like Gertrude Stein.

      An old guy is an old guy is an old guy (even with all that surgery).

    87. suzan says – reply to this


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      He looks less 'stretched and pulled' then he ususally does. She doesn't look like she has anything done except botox. I think everyone 'hates' on her because she is so stuck up. She 'married up' and married 'really old' for the $$$, popped out some kids and basically shoves it in everyones face. She seems to think that the film roles she gets is because she has talent; yet most of her films tank.

    88. smartandsmarter says – reply to this


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      Re: skeelo

      Right on Skeelo. Well said…

    89. cmale says – reply to this


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      can you really say that "dick" about a big star like this in print on a blog and not get sued??

    90. lina says – reply to this


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      OMG I LOVE THAT WOMAN
      I'LD GO LESBIAN FOR HER ANY DAY

    91. sandra says – reply to this


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      I saw pics of her when she was young and she had a big ol' snoz. She had a nose job and many other procedures. She also lies about her age. Everyone knows in Hollywood that she is well into her 40s.

      Yes, the only reason she married the old coot is bc he has lots of money.

    92. hsfgsfdg says – reply to this


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      i think catherine is still very gorgeouss

    93. sandra says – reply to this


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      Re: suzan – you made me laugh withe the "stretched and pulled" part. hahaha
      You are rite about the money.

    94. Nolan says – reply to this


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      He looks terrible. She looks like his granddaughter. How can she stand to face that every morning? She is keeping herself ready to go looking for a new young man as soon as he dies, but unfortunately the men in his family seem to live forever. His father is still hanging on in spite of strokes and plane crashes and the death of one son. It doesn't always pay to marry for money because sometimes the old guy fools you.

    95. casey says – reply to this


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      you're all retards. a relationship isn't all about looks. god, they are like the only couple that seems real. nothing wrong with a little nip/tuck. shut ur face perez, you could use some.

    96. Victoria is that you? says – reply to this


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      she looks like Victoria Bekham!

    97. SILVER FOX says – reply to this


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      And his wife is one lucky bitch.

    98. PRPRINCESS says – reply to this


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      I was at the national board of review gala last night, and I arrived at the same time as Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas. She looked absolutely stunning, and he looked amazing too (for his age). That really just is a bad picture of him. I stood 3 feet away from him, and he looks great!

    99. Gara says – reply to this


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      Thought he was 82!

    100. piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this


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      He died years ago, but thanks to Disney animatronics, Catherine still gets the steel dick slid up her asshole.

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