John Defends Jessica

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Jessica Simpson is being blamed for boyfriend Tony Romo's shiteous last few games with the Dallas Cowboys.

And John Mayer doesn't think that's fair!

The sensitive rocker just wrote this post on his official blog, defending his big bosomed ex.

He says:

"DON'T EX WITH TEXAS

Dear Dallas and Surrounding Areas,

This isn't a sports blog, and it isn't a publicity stunt. (but have at me if it feels right.)

This is about doing what I think is right as a person, in this case speaking my mind.

I have never known anyone to have more pride in their home state and their upbringing in it than Jessica Simpson has in Texas. I don't really follow sports, but I have played some of my biggest and best concerts in your state, and having witnessed how dynamic the spirit there is, I'm betting emotions are running high right about now.

All witty barbs, blogs, and fashion policing aside, that girl loves Texas more than you know. It's one of her most defining traits as a person. So please don't try and take that away from her. (You probably wouldn't be able to, but it's less work for all involved.)

I just thought it would mean something coming from the guy who has the absolute least to gain from this. And if I'm out of line in having written it, too bad. I can spare a Wednesday's worth of bad press if it means sticking up for a good soul.

JM"

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 2:18 am / Email this  »

    387 comments to “John Defends Jessica”

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    1. Geminat.com says – reply to this


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      who farted?

    2. Ricky Bellows says – reply to this


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      first!

    3. Mary says – reply to this


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      Hehehe.

    4. bcvc says – reply to this


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      perez, that is fucking dumb to say its all jessicas fault

      im sure other tean members and married or have kids or girlfriends

      so blaming jessica makes no sense!!!!!!!!!!

    5. Yagami Light says – reply to this


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      Snap Crackle P00p

    6. Tampa says – reply to this


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      First or second or….

    7. Bellows says – reply to this


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      Care factor zero

    8. geigh says – reply to this


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      Women are completely worthless if they're over 24 and not your wife.

    9. i love britney says – reply to this


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      i am so over jessica simpson

    10. Ashleigh says – reply to this


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      Aww.
      Boring, John.

      Besides, as much as I dislike her, it isn't her fault that her boyfriend is incapable of dating and throwing a ball at the same time.
      And I'm from Texas! ;]

    11. Alexa says – reply to this


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      that was nice of him to say… odd? am I sticking up for him??

    12. elche says – reply to this


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      whatever… she's a babe, she can get whoever she wants. kind of discredited john in my eyes.

    13. me the me says – reply to this


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      8th

    14. jords says – reply to this


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      burst

    15. JessicaSpears says – reply to this


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      So when is her mental breakdown?

    16. reezya says – reply to this


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      thats cute

    17. Sara says – reply to this


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      Thats so incredibly cute. See, you CAN be friends after a break up :)

    18. ckc says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    19. bo says – reply to this


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      first!

    20. first says – reply to this


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      first

    21. kari says – reply to this


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      balh who cares about her

    22. claudia sibrian says – reply to this


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      First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      perez do u ever sleep????

    23. chrissy poop says – reply to this


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      she is hot

    24. caitlin says – reply to this


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      That's really sweet of him to do!

    25. gigi says – reply to this


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      That's actually really nice of him:)

    26. Liz says – reply to this


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      Am I really first on Perez?? Woohoo!! And John Mayer. Though he is kinda douchey, I actually am starting to like him more and more based on what he writes on his blogs.

    27. TRUTHteller says – reply to this


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      he does seem genuine. what a nice guy!

    28. Erynn says – reply to this


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      good soul?
      she's not even a good lay.

      GUH, he needs to stop.
      love him, hate her.

    29. you know it says – reply to this


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      what a gentlemanly thing to do but she is still a dumb talentless whore

    30. you know it says – reply to this


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      what a gentlemanly thing to do but she is still a dumb talentless whore

    31. RegularJoe says – reply to this


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      Off topic - I don't date single mothers because I'm afraid of STD's.

    32. kit says – reply to this


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      seriously. what a nice guy to stand up
      for her like that.
      i'm not even a fan of jessica simpson
      but ups to john mayer

    33. Not a fan says – reply to this


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      How sweet of him. Really. :)

    34. Barbra says – reply to this


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      Way to go JM!!!! You do have a heart of gold.

    35. dlsjdf says – reply to this


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      that's sweet. like people are going to listen to him.

    36. r says – reply to this


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      that's nice of him…=D

    37. Melissa says – reply to this


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      First!

    38. KDAWG says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!! :]

    39. mmmmmmmm says – reply to this


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      fuck off

    40. stasha says – reply to this


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      like 20th? haha you people who say FIRST suck

    41. lala says – reply to this


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      that is really beautiful

    42. jessica says – reply to this


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      FIRSTTTTTTT

    43. kmb says – reply to this


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      aww. i think that's awfully sweet of him! =]

    44. jojo says – reply to this


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      that was nice of im

    45. ryan says – reply to this


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      MAYER IS GOD

    46. Theresa says – reply to this


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      what a great guy!!! every girl needs an ex boyfriend like this, and on a side note JOHN MAYER JUST ROCKS. he's hilarious. check out his making of that song he did w. kanye, he's too good for words!

    47. anusheel says – reply to this


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      i think thats really sweet of him to come to her defense… he seems like on of the few sensible people out there…

    48. mac says – reply to this


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      Shut the fuck up, Perez. Just because you're a leech doesn't mean we all are.

    49. kd says – reply to this


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      first?

    50. Anthony "LunchBoX" Reyes says – reply to this


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      Jessica had nothing to do with the Cowboys losing. Tony Romo is a young unproven quarterback. He has played well in the regular season but isn't ready for the big games yet.

    51. JohnWritesLikeARetard says – reply to this


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      Jessica is a talentless whore who broke her vows!! You FAIL, Jessica!

    52. woo says – reply to this


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      1st
      & its lame to blame jessica over something his performance.
      gr. people are bored and making something out of nothing.

    53. perez says – reply to this


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      12th??

    54. Alessia says – reply to this


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      ding ding

    55. presh says – reply to this


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      that's presh.. but who cares?

    56. Alessia says – reply to this


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      ding ding

    57. heather heroine says – reply to this


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      first!

    58. lol says – reply to this


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      lol

    59. gigi says – reply to this


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      it's cute that he's standing up for her

    60. Cowboys fan says – reply to this


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      It is her fault…ok not really but it is better to blame her than Tony Romo!

    61. Elle says – reply to this


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      He's such a good guy.

    62. no comment says – reply to this


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      Giants Rule

    63. liv says – reply to this


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      inneresting…

    64. Julie says – reply to this


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      John Mayer is an idiot

    65. hope says – reply to this


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      hook 'em horns!

    66. Juicy J says – reply to this


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      THATS THE SWEETEST THING EVER! HOW CUTE FOR HIM TO DO THAT! TEXAS LOVES JESSICA AND IF DALLAS BLAMES HER THEY ARE SORE LOSERS!!!! IF HE CANT PERFORM WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND THERE OR WITH HER ON HIS MIND THEN HE IS NOT A PROFESSIONAL!
      GO TEXANS!

    67. netty says – reply to this


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      John Mayer is such an attention seeking drama queen. This has nothing to do with him at all…

    68. heather says – reply to this


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      my space. com/helloheatherx

    69. FuckYouMayer says – reply to this


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      Never-been defends coulda-been. FAIL X2.

    70. angela says – reply to this


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      Who gives a shit about this has been whore!

    71. angela says – reply to this


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      Who gives a shit about this has been whore!

    72. ac says – reply to this


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      good man, well said :)

    73. Die Already says – reply to this


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      Everthing that chick touches turns to shit.

    74. me says – reply to this


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      hes such an awesome guy. he really is.

    75. Austin#1 Fan!! says – reply to this


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      HE STILL LOVES HER!

    76. Sunny says – reply to this


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      GOOD FOR YOU JM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      SMART SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      PEACE

    77. CJ says – reply to this


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      What a nice guy!

    78. JODI says – reply to this


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      how cute is that?

    79. Austin#1 Fan!! says – reply to this


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      HE STILL LOVES HER!!!

    80. CC says – reply to this


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      Near the top? That's cute.

    81. R says – reply to this


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      awwwww

    82. joh says – reply to this


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      fourth!!!!!!!!!11

    83. Caroline says – reply to this


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      Oh, I DO love Johnny Boy!

    84. joh says – reply to this


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      fourth!!!!!!!!!11

    85. silly billy says – reply to this


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      People shouldn't entirely blame Jessica. Romo could've said no to their weekend in Mexico. Mayers music sucks. I liked his music better when he was called the Dave Matthews Band.

    86. New Zealander says – reply to this


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      Good on you, John.

    87. HEY GURL HEY says – reply to this


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    88. HEY GURL HEY says – reply to this


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    89. stacie says – reply to this


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      blech

    90. 123456 says – reply to this


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      =)

    91. encyclopediadramaticaDOTcom says – reply to this


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      Who is John Mayer? Srsly, get a f_cking life, Mayer.

    92. marianelly says – reply to this


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      I'm not a Jessica Simpson or John Mayer fan. But he just won me over for sticking up for Jessica.

    93. YesYes says – reply to this


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      aaawwwwwwww… barf

    94. say what says – reply to this


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      Given how fuckin stupid Jess is I'm very surprised she hasnt been knocked up or caught at the clubs flashin and looking stupid like paris and shitney

    95. Caroline says – reply to this


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      Oh, how I DO love Johnny Boy!

    96. God says – reply to this


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      bahahaha!

    97. God says – reply to this


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      bahahaha!

    98. yes Im first says – reply to this


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      Yes that was really nice JOHN
      AM I first???

    99. danny says – reply to this


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      2! Aww tht was soooo sweet..but she's nott the jinx it's the father! Go Giants! Future 2008 superbowl champs!!!!

    100. bruce says – reply to this


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      Being from Texas, now I feel so much better. Words of wisdom from another one of the many dude that has fucked that ignorant twat. If she is so proud of her Texas roots, why did she use that horrible fake southern accent in that wack ass Dukes of Hazzard movie? She should just marry her frosty tipped douchebag dad.

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