"Let Me Out Of Jail!"

Filed under: Foxy Brown

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Now this is clever!

Foxy Brown is asking a judge to let her out of her year-long prison stay early because her hearing aid is malfunctioning and she needs to get it fixed.

And, not just by any doctor, she needs to go to Hollywood to get it repaired by an expert there.

Fancy!

In case you forgot, Foxy claimed to lose her hearing last year. Apparently, she's now wearing a hearing aid.

"I am terrified of not hearing a fire alarm go off, or being locked in a cell, and someone not being kind enough to let me out, since not everyone understands the severity of my condition," the rapper wrote in a letter this week to the courts.

A lawyer for Foxy told the judge that there may be "one or two places" in New York that do cochlear implant adjustments, but Marchand needs to go to Hollywood if she wants to properly repair her "progressively deteriorating hearing loss."

Bitch just wants to get out of jail. Be upfront about it!

"Her condition is worsening in jail since she cannot obtain at Rikers the proper treatment," her lawyer argues.

It gets better!

Foxy is trying to convince the judge that she's just misunderstood. She's really a good person y'all!

In a handwritten, four-page note attached to the court papers, Brown described herself to Judge Melissa Jackson as a "good person with an incredible heart" who gets a bad rap.

"Up until now, you've only hear about Foxy Brown the artist," she wrote. "I'd like to show you Inga Marchand, the beautiful person that my mom raised me to be. 'Foxy Brown gets into an altercation with a neighbor' would be great front-page headlines, whereas 'Foxy Brown brings Christmas toys to 30 disabled children' would hardly be mentioned."

She should be let out of jail just for creativity!

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 4:06 pm / Email this  »

    105 comments to “"Let Me Out Of Jail!"”

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    1. vicki says – reply to this


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      i dont even care who she is.

    2. Terri says – reply to this


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      i say let her out. f*ck it. i'd love to see how much more she can f*ck up!

    3. vicki says – reply to this


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      i dont even care who she is.

    4. jaded_bitch says – reply to this


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      1st bitches! Fuck you HAZEL!!!!

    5. hawtPiNK says – reply to this


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      ummm… good plan foxy, youll be out in no time

    6. sfsaf says – reply to this


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      FANCY PANTS!

    7. ccc says – reply to this


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      she has a hearing aid?

    8. Kat says – reply to this


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      She sounds tough. ~Snort~ What a joke.

    9. pac's wife says – reply to this


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      looks like know one cares!!!!!!!!!!your not specil.what do you need to hear anyway?your in jail.put a glass up to your ear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    10. emobacca says – reply to this


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      Keep this ghetto trash in prison please

    11. mack says – reply to this


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      wtf.

    12. me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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      i was first bitches!!!!!!!!

    13. Foxy is ugly as shiz says – reply to this


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      Stupid ghetto chick loser!!

    14. Laura says – reply to this


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      Ooh..

    15. sarah b says – reply to this


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      oh, shut up.

    16. Jenn says – reply to this


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      Probably, why is such a shitty rapper….can't hear her own crap.

    17. gmg says – reply to this


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      bloated version of lil kim

    18. JAYJAYakaPEREZESGROUPIE says – reply to this


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      never heard of her and who cares GOD

    19. Sarah says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    20. kingsley says – reply to this


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      ha ha

    21. Princess Sally says – reply to this


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      Yeah Right I didn't know she had a hearing aid, is that why she wound up there in the first place, she could not hear WHAT?!!

      She needs to finish out her sentence, or is she that dumb to think the State of NY will let her go based on pitty! I am sure she does not have that much time left, she can wait till she gets out I mean it is not like I AM SCREAMING IN HER EARS!!!

    22. aquariusgirl says – reply to this


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      she needs a new face not a new hearing aid ….

    23. morgan says – reply to this


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      what a lame excuse. first?

    24. FOxy sucks! says – reply to this


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      Nice green eyeshadow you stupid ghetto leprechaun!!

    25. Foxy is drrrrttttyyyy says – reply to this


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      Foxy, can you hear your vagina lips flappin'? You're okay then.

    26. VICIOUS QUEEN says – reply to this


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      WHAT A RETARD , KEEP HER FUG SKANK ASS IN JAIL , THE LESS CUM WHORES RUNNING AROUND THE STREETS THE BETTER THIS WORLD WILL BE :)

    27. Rachel says – reply to this


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      Well, how is she supposed to get the full effects of jail if she can't hear? Poor little thing. :S

    28. Geigh says – reply to this


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    29. samo says – reply to this


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      she is so funny~

    30. Foxy??? I think not.... says – reply to this


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      FUG big time and this pic was BEFORE prison!! Imagine what she looks like with no makeup, no weave and no false eyelashes?? Creepy……

    31. geigh says – reply to this


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    32. hiver says – reply to this


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      umm… big difference between a cochlear implant and a hearing aid, as in IMPLANTED in your brain. as in Brain Surgery. Educate thyself, Pee Pee Smartypants.

    33. geigh says – reply to this


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    34. dobi says – reply to this


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      perez - dont make fun of shit u don't know. she has a serious hearing problem.

    35. YO-YO says – reply to this


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      SHEESH….LEARN SIGN LANGUAGE U NASTY MOUTHED FOUL TEPMERED BEAAATCH.

    36. SON OF A DEAF MAN says – reply to this


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      My Father is deaf, and had a cochlear implant. While visiting me in NYC he needed an adjustment on his cochlear implant- they have an entire clinic devoted to this at the NYC Eye and Ear Infirmary. He was in and out in under an hour. The best place, where this technology was developed was in Boston. She just wants to go to in 'n' out burger or something in LA….prob more likely the "or something"

      Furthermore- a cochlear implant is major surgery- where they drill into your head- and implant a wire deep into the cochlear part of your ear. When did she have this surgery- and why has she never been seen wearing the wire that must come down from the implant area beind the ear and into a small cell phone sized voice processor usually worn on the chest?

    37. julespd says – reply to this


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      perez you are an idiot, she really has a hearing problem it was even in People magazine. She was dropped from Jay-z 's record label because of that, I think….and it is (her hearing) getting worse over a period of time

    38. Dre Day says – reply to this


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      She thought she was doing it way big like Lil Kim… Hell no the chick can't handle it and still make a record. Give it up… Next bitch!

    39. missy says – reply to this


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      Ole tired ass hoe…this is all 2 sad but funny. & 2 think she used 2 be my favorite female rapper SMH. How the hell did she lose her hearing anyway!?

    40. missy says – reply to this


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      Ole tired ass hoe…this is all 2 sad but funny. & 2 think she used 2 be my favorite female rapper SMH. How the hell did she lose her hearing anyway!?

    41. cancan says – reply to this


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      FREE FOXY BROWN!!!!!!!!!

    42. e2 says – reply to this


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      I DON'T SEE WHY SHE NEEDS TO GO TO L.A., AS IF MANHATTAN HAS NO REPUTABLE DOCS, HOWEVER…

      IT'S TOTALLY TRUE (AND OLD NEWS) THAT SHE HAS BEEN LOSING HER HEARING. ABOUT 2 YRS. AGO THEY DID A BIG ARTICLE ON HER IN PEOPLE WHERE SHE TALKED ABOUT BEING SCARED SHITLESS B/C SHE WAS GOING DEAF. SHE EVEN CONFIDED IN JAY-Z ABOUT IT, AND HE TOLD HER NOT TO WORRY, IT WAS PROBABLY JUST IN HER HEAD. UNFORTUNATELY, HER HEARING REALLY WAS DETERIORATING.

    43. WTF says – reply to this


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      She should have thought of that before she f*cked up. It's called punishment, Foxy.

    44. More Serious Then You Think says – reply to this


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      Cochlear Implant - A cochlear implant is an implanted electronic hearing device, designed to produce useful hearing sensations to a person with severe to profound nerve deafness by electrically stimulating nerves inside the inner ear.

      These implants usually consist of 2 main components:

      The externally worn microphone, sound processor and transmitter system.
      The implanted receiver and electrode system, which contains the electronic circuits that receive signals from the external system and send electrical currents to the inner ear.
      Currently made devices have a magnet that holds the external system in place next to the implanted internal system. The external system may be worn entirely behind the ear or its parts may be worn in a pocket, belt pouch, or harness.

      It's in her head! Would you want them to touch that in jail????

    45. ONLY A REALLY SICK PERSON WOULD DO THIS says – reply to this


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      #
      #14 - Atheist Amber says – reply to this

      I tried to suck Jesus' penis, but it kept falling out of my very small tooth gap. He's disgusting and he looks like Adnan Ghalib.

    46. Obsessed says – reply to this


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      The best Cochlear implants are done at NYU Medical Center IN NEW YORK CITY!! lying ho !! my sister is deaf so trust me on this

    47. blablabla says – reply to this


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      Hey Foxy, every person on this planet has an "Inga Marchand" inside them
      - even George Bush
      - even Pervez Musharraf
      - even Osama-bin-Laden

      DO THE TIME AND QUIT WHINING!!!!!!!!!!!

    48. hader says – reply to this


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      my daughter wears hearing aids, and they are easy to fix, especially if you have the $$$. Her dealer (of hearing aids, that is) sends her a replacement to use while her main one is being fixed. She should have arranged to have a back up ready in case she had problems. It could have been given to the medical staff.
      Anyway, If my daughter acted like foxy brown, I would want her ass to sit in jail for a while. If there is a fire, a hearing aid won't help her magically get out of her cell–she still has to wait to get let out.
      Oh, and all the kids at my daughters school for the deaf wrote letters of support to her when the story broke that she was losing her hearing. Bitch never responded. Would have been nice to holler back to a bunch of friendly deaf kids…

    49. the senator says – reply to this


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      Hey with all this shit inside her head…and I do mean that quite literally….does this mean she sets off metal detectors where ever she goes??? Well, at least here is something inside her head because the way she ignores and abuses the system, this nappy headed ho should be put down!!!

    50. Laura says – reply to this


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      SO which is it? Does she have a hearing aid or a Cochlear implant? They are not the same!

    51. nathalie says – reply to this


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      it makes so much sence now! she sounds so bad cuz she cant hear herself!!!

    52. Tarzanna says – reply to this


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      will always look like a Gorilla in drag!

    53. OPRAH says – reply to this


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      This just proves just how ugly black women are….look at this ugly ass nigga bitch. I just love her hair….how many horse tails did it take to make that nappy cheap ass weav???? Proves blacks are all ghetto no matter how much money are fame they might get……………

    54. OPRAH says – reply to this


      54

      MONKEY WEARIN A WEAV
      MONKEY WEARIN A WEAV
      MONKEY WEARIN A WEAV
      MONKEY WEARIN A WEAV
      BLACK WOMEN R UGLY AS HELL…….BIG LIPPED BITCHES!!!!!!!!!

    55. Saywhat? says – reply to this


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      Re: hader
      Cochlear implants are different than regular hearing aids, much more invasive

    56. jj says – reply to this


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      what a whore.

    57. me says – reply to this


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      She's probably asking to go to LA. because the world famous House Insititute is there, where its been rumored she got her implant ( which is way more invasive than a hearing aid, by the way). She has a degenerative hearing loss which is only going to get worse without proper treatment and I say let her go get treatment.

    58. hader says – reply to this


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      Dear # 54,
      your hateful rant proves that you are 100 times more hideous than any of these imaginary "black women" you describe. YOu probably don't know any real black women. Get the fuck out of here, and go post on some nazi sight, LOSER and quit making black people think we are all ignorant like you

    59. Anni says – reply to this


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      Just another example of someone who does not want to take responsibility for their actions. Very immature.

    60. Miss BK says – reply to this


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      Fuck everybody on this site who came through talking wreckless and don't even know what the fuck their talking about.

      You pale fucks, including perez fat gay ass never been though half the shit this girl has been and survived through. You all couldn't take it…You dumb fucks pardon stupid bitches like Paris Hilton's ugly azz tweaked bird nose and Nicole Ritchie's wanna be white ass on their jail time, but expect this bitch to do her whole bid without any treatment for her HEARING LOSS.

      You all can rant and rave, but we ALL know that you guys are used to sitting behind your PC's talking shit, (its what yall do)..well STAY DOING THAT, cuz AT DA END OF THE DAY

      Foxy Brown is….WILL still be that BITCH?ChildSTa/Rapper/model/SAVIOUR OF FEMALE RAP

      SCREW YOU HOES!

    61. costamesaboy says – reply to this


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      i did a YEAR or well 9 1/2 months in ARIZONA, PRISON ,,,,,,,,, jail sucks.

    62. HEY FOXY, U FOXY!! says – reply to this


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      HEY PEREZ.. WHY AINT U POST HER ALBUM COVER, SIS?

      SHE IS ONE SMOKIN DARK NYMPHO HOTTIE! UGHH FOXYY.

      AND STOP USING THAT DAMN PICTURE ALL THE TIME PEREZ.

      FREE FOXY !! THIS GIRL IS A TRU KIKI!!

    63. HEY FOXY U FOXY!! says – reply to this


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      F
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      F
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      Y

      LIGHTS GO OUT IS HOT FOXY IS A DARK NYMPHO SASSY HOTTIE !!

    64. THE TRUTH says – reply to this


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      Re: OPRAH – So damn mature….can't even spell

    65. misha says – reply to this


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      I am not a huge fan of Foxy but as a mom of a child who wears hearing aids I can tell you that she is correct that her cochlear implant can only be programmed at certain facilities. If she had a hearing aid to be fixed that would be a much simpler thing…

    66. misha says – reply to this


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      I am not a huge fan of Foxy but as a mom of a child who wears hearing aids I can tell you that she is correct that her cochlear implant can only be programmed at certain facilities. If she had a hearing aid to be fixed that would be a much simpler thing…

    67. HEY FOXY, U FOXY!! says – reply to this


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      Re: THE TRUTH

      BITCH WHO U TALKIN TO LIKE THAT?? DONT TRY ME MISS OPRAH I WILL LEAVE YO DUSTY WIG ON THE SIDE.. KEEP IT CUTE HONEY.

    68. Miss BK says – reply to this


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      Re: OPRAH – ++

      Bitch, you should get some one to smash your fingers with a hammer so decent folks won't have to read that mess, pure jibberish, if you feel so confident about that, PUT SOME OF THAT CAUCASIAN MONEY ON IT BITCH

    69. Moxiebg says – reply to this


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      If her skin was a little lighter she woulda been out already………

    70. e says – reply to this


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      She can get it fixed at the Lehe Clinic in Massachusetts. My mom has one and that is where she gets her's tuned up.

    71. RELAXXX says – reply to this


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      IF THE PRISON WERE TO GO UP IN FLAME'S SHE'D BE THE FIRST ONE THEY RESCUE…BITCH, PLEASE (AND IT AIN'T ABOUT KINDNESS…IT'S ABOUT THE MONEY)

    72. check... says – reply to this


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      if and when she is let out, we all gonna have to hear about how 'HARDCORE' she is…just like poop doggie dogg…he talk's alot of stuff but when it come's to jail time bitch is the first to lay out the get out of jail free card…soooo fucking funny…do the time and shut up already

    73. Sign Language terp says – reply to this


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      Lol she is lying. Cochlear implants are very visble. It's not something that can be hidden. Also not everyone is a candidate for them and in my experience, she is not one. Other than that, she is a feces face.

    74. WE LOVE YOU FOXY BROWN says – reply to this


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      AT LEAST SHE'S NOT TRYING TO KILL HERSELF LIKE BRITTANY SPEARS. AND SHOWING HER PUSSY ALL OVER THE PLACE…AND GETTING DRUGGED UP, AND HAVING KIDS WITH CERTAIN AMOUNT OF DIFF MEN, AND WRECKING MARRIED COUPLES. SHIT…THEY LET PARIS OUT EARLY, WHY NOT FOXY? AND IMAGINE WHAT BRITTANY SPEARS LOOKS LIKE WITHOUT HER FAKE NOSE???

    75. me says – reply to this


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      Bollocks. Do Deaf and blind people have exemption from prison? This will not stand up in court.

    76. deaf sisters says – reply to this


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      Re: SON OF A DEAF MAN – my sisters have the newer cochlear implants that are wireless…its just the magnet and hearing aid

    77. For My Girl Foxy says – reply to this


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      Stand tall Foxy, we are waiting for your to mess up these fake Rap bitches. You will always reign and fake hoes will have to fall back. Don't even be concerned about these idiots because if they had half of your $$$$$ and talent they would not be writing shit on this site. I know that you are going to blow up the place with hot tracks, I got your back. We know it is a colour thing, if you were white you would have served 2 days. MF's be hatin thats all. Jah!!!!!!!!!!!

    78. Joe in Toronto says – reply to this


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      Dear Foxy,

      You are a washed up hip hop piece of limburger. I would worry more about your tacky hair than your supposed hearing problem.

    79. CRACKA says – reply to this


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      I'm no lover of Foxy, or of most blacks, but if she does have a medical problem, it should be taken care of.

    80. MsAnonymous says – reply to this


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      LMAO - Funny how she doesnt mention her addiction to Methadone - and is currently recieving Methadone treatments at Rikers where my mom just so happens to be a C.O. in Foxy's facility - true story!

    81. shut up bitch says – reply to this


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      Re: Moxiebg – if you were smarter you would shut the fuck up. Dumb Bitch.

    82. Mom of deaf daughter says – reply to this


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      She has a cochlear implant, not a hearing aid. And yes, they are now wireless and easily disguised under hair. BUT when a cochlear implant is surgically implanted, your residual hearing is completely destroyed. Her implant may need to be reprogrammed, and having it programmed wrong might be annoying, but her hearing is not going to get WORSE because they leave her in jail. Her hearing is completely, 100% gone in the ear(s) that she has an implant.

      That being said, over 30,000 implants a year are done in the US. And we are to believe the only ENT or audiologist that can help is in LA? Please.

    83. CALL THE RACIST TROLL NUTSACK FACE REGAN says – reply to this


      83

      She's the resident Perez Hilton racist troll under various names that posts the same racist shit over and over and over and over about everybody that's not WASP. I guarantee you, if one day she leaves, 95% of the RACIST and HOMOPHOBIC posts on this ENTIRE site would disappear.
      She's mad because she has a wrinkled old nutsack face. In fact, anyone that responds to her should address her as NUTSACK FACE REGAN, like "Hey NUTSACK FACE REGAN", "FUCK YOU NUTSACK FACE REGAN!" because she's possessed like that girl in the Exorcist. One demented nutbucket that posts like a lunatic, no life, no man, you understand?

    84. Kelsey says – reply to this


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      When I first read the headline and read only the first part of the article, I thought…"Yeah, Right." However, She actually DOES have a legitimate point. Not being able to hear an alarm, etc..could be very dangerous. I'm not saying they should say, "OK, Foxy, go ahead and come back in 2 months.." - They do need to do what it takes to get her hearing aid fixed though - by escort or whatever. Really, that's not right to have sitting in there DEAF. (And, NO..It's not like I am a big Foxy Brown fan or anything…AT ALL)

    85. Holly says – reply to this


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      um, shouldn't she change her name from "foxy" to something else, that ho hasn't been "foxy" in years! actually she never was, she just wasn't a fat pig convict back in the day.

    86. ckc says – reply to this


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      Bad rap ? Of course,ALL rap is bad

    87. Ad. says – reply to this


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      Why does she have a cochlear implant? Those are for children and people born DEAF!!! Get your story straight, Foxy.

    88. Libby says – reply to this


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      I work for a hearing aid distributor… we can do mail order repair… haha

    89. caroaber says – reply to this


      89

      Okay, Perez. Just as you're a proud enough Cuban American to be offended by Jessica Alba's ho-hum views on ethnicity, please understand that we Black women do not take lightly the epithet "bitch." I'm asking you not to drop that bomb. It is a loaded word. Of course Foxy wants to get out of prison, it's a miserable place. Let's not go calling her names.

    90. NY says – reply to this


      90

      Re: Geigh – U SAID IT!

    91. DUDE... says – reply to this


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      THIS IS LIKE THE 17TH ARTICLE YOU MADE UP ON FOXY….AND YOU HAVE BASICALLY KEPT THE SAME EXACT FACE SHOT TO GO WITH ALL YOUR ARTICLES ABOUT FOXY BROWN. i UNDERSTAND WHY????

    92. melinda says – reply to this


      92

      HA, HA, HA, HA, HA *hiccup*, HA, HA, HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    93. Jay-Z says – reply to this


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      I bet u a $million$ If I whispered all the way across the room "Were releasing you!" She would hear that just fine w/out any problems at all ……….. Just do ur sentence u dumb, deaf, mop top, wearing, ugly, fat, washed up, hasbeen, piece of fucking lying, bi-polar, shit !!!

    94. Jay-Z says – reply to this


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      Just give it up Foxy….. Better start saving up for sign language classes ….

    95. HeyNow says – reply to this


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      Hearing loss aint no joke. Karma is a bitch..

    96. Ann Onimus says – reply to this


      96

      Hey Foxy, wax the 'stache!!

    97. karmen says – reply to this


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      you people are disgusting, ghetto trash? call her black, like you want to. She has more money than all of you tacky bastards combined. Why can Paris, Nicole, Britney and Lindsey get away driving drunk, coked out and a slew of other crimes while Fox goes in, for a fight?

      Get out of heren.

    98. Pretty Cash says – reply to this


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      Please FREE FOXY..and you guys are SO HARSH ON THIS WEBSITE!~! Foxy hold ur head up and Perez..U look a hot messs…and I kno you kno that..but ur famous now so i guess

    99. bj says – reply to this


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      you guys are really harsh with your comments. Foxy has a serious hearing problem. And FYI she is the sexiest female rapper ever. Haters fall back.

    100. Veronica says – reply to this


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      STUPID BITCH!

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