"Let Me Out Of Jail!"
Now this is clever!
Foxy Brown is asking a judge to let her out of her year-long prison stay early because her hearing aid is malfunctioning and she needs to get it fixed.
And, not just by any doctor, she needs to go to Hollywood to get it repaired by an expert there.
Fancy!
In case you forgot, Foxy claimed to lose her hearing last year. Apparently, she's now wearing a hearing aid.
"I am terrified of not hearing a fire alarm go off, or being locked in a cell, and someone not being kind enough to let me out, since not everyone understands the severity of my condition," the rapper wrote in a letter this week to the courts.
A lawyer for Foxy told the judge that there may be "one or two places" in New York that do cochlear implant adjustments, but Marchand needs to go to Hollywood if she wants to properly repair her "progressively deteriorating hearing loss."
Bitch just wants to get out of jail. Be upfront about it!
"Her condition is worsening in jail since she cannot obtain at Rikers the proper treatment," her lawyer argues.
It gets better!
Foxy is trying to convince the judge that she's just misunderstood. She's really a good person y'all!
In a handwritten, four-page note attached to the court papers, Brown described herself to Judge Melissa Jackson as a "good person with an incredible heart" who gets a bad rap.
"Up until now, you've only hear about Foxy Brown the artist," she wrote. "I'd like to show you Inga Marchand, the beautiful person that my mom raised me to be. 'Foxy Brown gets into an altercation with a neighbor' would be great front-page headlines, whereas 'Foxy Brown brings Christmas toys to 30 disabled children' would hardly be mentioned."
She should be let out of jail just for creativity!
Idol is Dead!
STUPID BITCH!
"Up until now, you've only hear about Foxy Brown the artist,"
What kind of an artist is she? she looks like an underground hood rat singer
Man F**k All You Haters! Foxy Is Good….
FREE FOXY BROWN!
Let Foxy out! im her biggest fan, and I need someone to leech off, please Judge Jackson I need this do it for me……Remy Martin.
See you next week for my preliminary hearing!
-The BX Savior (Shesus Khrist) Remy Ma.
Please do not let this worthless whorebag of a daughter out.
I should have had that abortion when i had the chance..
I cant believe I created this ugly black monster…..
Please FOXY stay in there.. Your brothers dont wany u out either!