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1. #1 - amy says – reply to this
   
   

   poo

2. #2 - jannette says – reply to this
   
   

   fugly!! first

3. #3 - carlie says – reply to this
   
   

   dont watch, dont care

4. #4 - ilovekyle says – reply to this
   
   

   toupeee!

5. #5 - alex says – reply to this
   
   

   bummer

6. #6 - natasha says – reply to this
   
   

   FIRST!!!

7. #7 - jannette says – reply to this
   
   

   asco!! ese viejo siempre parece que lleva la cola de un perro pegada enima de su cabeza

8. #8 - omg says – reply to this
   
   

   FIRST!!

9. #9 - cindalish says – reply to this
   
   

   i guess we can finally tell him: "you're fired!"
   lol

10. #10 - cori says – reply to this
    
    

    CORI IS FIRST

11. #11 - Aliciaaaa says – reply to this
    
    

    haha dangit!!!!!

12. #12 - Elaine says – reply to this
    
    

    old!

13. #13 - FLUTTERFLY26 says – reply to this
    
    

    who friggin cares

14. #14 - ben says – reply to this
    
    

    first?

15. #15 - s says – reply to this
    
    

    did anyone even watch that show?

16. #16 - lyssa says – reply to this
    
    

    1st

17. #17 - mil says – reply to this
    
    

    hes a douche anyway,

18. #18 - jannette says – reply to this
    
    

    If he were really as smart and savvy as he claims, he would just print out a picture like this and wear it as a mask! It would save him so much energy because he always has the same face on.. It seems like he got reversed botox or something.

19. #19 - Mary says – reply to this
    
    

    Whew.

20. #20 - lala says – reply to this
    
    

    thank god

21. #21 - Deja says – reply to this
    
    

    nice hair

22. #22 - Markus says – reply to this
    
    

    All-star Apprentice would be entertaining. Never viewed “celebrity” as a good fit for the show.

23. #23 - hello says – reply to this
    
    

    hahaha

24. #24 - wolvie says – reply to this
    
    

    They should have a naked hot lesbian chicks w/ temper problems- edition of the apprentice. Guaranteed..people will watch it!

25. #25 - jimmyjazz says – reply to this
    
    

    trump sucks

26. #26 - Fusion! says – reply to this
    
    

    First!!!!! And oh well, come on, he's irrelevant at this point. Let some other 80's personality have their due. I'm hoping for Mr. T to really come back!!!

27. #27 - Tarzanna says – reply to this
    
    

    "I make ugly kids"

    I hate you all! Gimmie some Candy!

28. #28 - Jon says – reply to this
    
    

    Oh I'm sure he will think of something else to make money off of.

29. #29 - Tarzanna says – reply to this
    
    

    Fire my barber

    and colorist

    and my brush

    and my hairspray

    and my mirror…

30. #30 - rosiene says – reply to this
    
    

    oh that's too bad donald maybe no one buys your load of bs anymore… maybe it was only fat, ugly women who watched your show… before you started your tirade.. MEANWHILE YOU ARE THE UGLIEST, FATTEST, ZITTIEST, GREEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEST OF ALL. oh and BTW. IVAKA IS GONNA BE IVANA IN A COUPLE OF YEARS SO ARE YOU GONNA FAVOR DONALD DUCK OR IVANA……. THE ANSWER IS NO ONE BUT THE MIGHTY DOLLAR.

31. #31 - rosiene says – reply to this
    
    

    oh that's too bad donald maybe no one buys your load of bs anymore… maybe it was only fat, ugly women who watched your show… before you started your tirade.. MEANWHILE YOU ARE THE UGLIEST, FATTEST, ZITTIEST, GREEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEST OF ALL. oh and BTW. IVAKA IS GONNA BE IVANA IN A COUPLE OF YEARS SO ARE YOU GONNA FAVOR DONALD DUCK OR IVANA……. THE ANSWER IS NO ONE BUT THE MIGHTY DOLLAR.

32. #32 - jannette says – reply to this
    
    

    I love it how you wrote douche! Wouldnt it be awesome if he came up with his line of hair product? Or even with comb-over toupees? Jum.. maybe I should try out for the apprentice if there is a next season. This is an awesome business idea! lol

33. #33 - Tarzanna says – reply to this
    
    

    "I smell of garlic and Gin"

    Where is my damn Romainian housekeeper?

    I need some of that new deodarant cream for my Balls.

    BONUS: I have killer toe fungus

34. #34 - kristie says – reply to this
    
    

    that's sad.

35. #35 - Amanda F says – reply to this
    
    

    I love how the O is his mouth, thats great!

36. #36 - jimmyjazz says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: jimmyjazz – ALL RIGHT I'LL ELABORATE…..NOW THAT I'M NOT ON A TIME CONSTRAINT TRYING TO BE "FIRST"….TEE HEE……NAW ….TRUMP IS ALL RIGHT AND CELEBRITY APPRENTICE GENE SIMMONS FROM KISS ….IN MY OPINION….ROCKS THE HOUSE! WHEN I WAS NINE MY FRIENDS AND I WOULD DRESS UP LIKE KISS, MAKE OUR OWN COSTUMES AND SETS AND LIP SYNC TO KISS SONGS IN MY GARAGE AND CHARGE ADMISSION (TEN CENTS EACH) TO THE NEIGHBORS! OMG WE WERE TOO COOL AND CREATIVE!!!!!! AH….THE NOSTALGIA….AND GUESS WHO JIMMYJAZZ WAS? THAT'S RIGHT PUMPKINS!!!!!! LONG BEFORE I TURNED MYSELF INTO JIMMYJAZZ …..I HAD A BLAST TURNING MYSELF INTO GENE SIMMONS OF KISS…….I WAS THE LIP SYNK "GOD OF THUNDER"……ONE OF GENE'S BEST SONGS TO YOU MERE CHILDREN…GIRL…BACK THEN…ROCK WAS ROCK…STILL LISTEN TO KISS IN MY LEBARON CONVERTIBLE "JAZZ MOBILE"………AND OMG THE VISUALS……SAW KISS IN CONCERT AND THEY ROSE FROM THE STAGE WITH A STAR WARS TYPE LASER LIGHT SHOW AND THIS WAS THE EARLY EIGHTIES HONEY!

37. #37 - BitchKitty says – reply to this
    
    

    That used to be a great show - I couldn't wait to see it. They NEVER should have messed with a good thing (Celebrity…HUH)????

38. #38 - Donald, meet your dream date, Leona says – reply to this
    
    

    Ths show is boring. Donald Trump is a fat, boring, drone of Olympic proportion. Only a shut-in tied to the bed would watch this drool.

39. #39 - NBC get a clue says – reply to this
    
    

    I'd watch the show if Donald wasn't on it. He's a creep, stupid and the most repulsive man on the planet.

40. #40 - Blair says – reply to this
    
    

    I hate all the new versions of the show (i.e. celebrity, LA)…..why couldn't they just keep it in NYC with regular business people like they did in the beginning?

41. #41 - Now here's an idea! says – reply to this
    
    

    They should have a Herpetic Lesions Apprentice version!

42. #42 - Jake says – reply to this
    
    

    Just as Rosie predicted..three seasons ago…declining ratings every season…last attempt…sad! Donald is a failure with out a voice…and he wanted Rosie for this show..he is sad…kinda like The View…without a voice!

43. #43 - L'enfer Mondain says – reply to this
    
    

    Taking bangs to a whole new level

44. #44 - Genaro says – reply to this
    
    

    FINALLY! I cannot stand this man. His show sucks. I don't know what anyone saw in that show anyways.

45. #45 - runnergal says – reply to this
    
    

    I don't like Donald Trump. He's a schmuck. I hate Celebrity Apprentice. I tried to watch it but ALL of the "celebrities" got on my nerves. I would rather watch and listen to nails scratching a blackboard.

46. #46 - x says – reply to this
    
    

    I tried to watch Celebrity Apprentice but it's just very hard to watch. Some of the celebrities have really annoying personalities and some are uneducated, they just don't work well like corporate people. They can't carry on a project from beginning to the end.

    Most celebrities just license their names to investors or business partners, they have business advisors, managers, lawyers and accountant to do the work for them. They don't actually execute and oversee the operation by themselves and they don't know how.

    Those celebrities can be good salesmen by using their showmanship but they can't handle with the business operation with intelligence.

47. #47 - What a total loser says – reply to this
    
    

    What an ugly pig. Next thing you know, he'll be fucking Ivanka.

48. #48 - PedroHilton says – reply to this
    
    

    DONALD TRUMP IS THE WORLDS BIGGEST LOSER. HE IS SUCH A RETARD THAT HE GOT FIRED FROM HIS OWN COMPANY, THEY COULDNT TRUST HIM TO RUN ANYTHING. HE IS NOTHING BUT A MEDIA WHORE. ALL HE DOES IS APPEAR ON TV AND PUT HIS NAME ON GHOSTWRITTEN BOOKS. WANNA FAIL IN BUSINESS? THEN STUDY WHAT TRUMP DID

49. #49 - sexy says – reply to this
    
    

    eww get his fug ass off the air. he has a big mouth!

50. #50 - Rhonda says – reply to this
    
    

    LOVE the douche thing - classic.

51. #51 - steph says – reply to this
    
    

    stephen and gene..i mean..wow

52. #52 - demmi says – reply to this
    
    

    I don't like Trump but…I happened to catch an episode of Celebrity Apprentice and now I'm sucked into it. It does put a pretty interesting spin on the show. Gene Simmons is ruthless.

53. #53 - lucy bowels says – reply to this
    
    

    His mouth looks like a horse's asshole. Ivanka's looks like a horse's pussy!

54. #54 - Britney is a douche says – reply to this
    
    

    Um, wasn't it several months ago when Trump said all of the "big-name" celebrities wanted to be on this show? What happened to them? These "celebrities" aren't even as high calibre as the one's on "The Surreal Life". Never heard of 75% of them. Trump is a pathetic loser and is fucking ugly to boot.

55. #55 - cancan says – reply to this
    
    

    wonder if Trump will admit this, he's a failure. After all his shit against Rosie, I hope he gets some karma back and soon. He's a toad

56. #56 - lovin the pic! says – reply to this
    
    

    I like that his douchey mouth became useful for something..FINALLY.

57. #57 - bakes says – reply to this
    
    

    To see Trump on talk shows you would think he has the most successful show in history–and the smartest and most beautiful children—in reality his show sucks—his kids are not that smart —His judgement of beautiful women is pathetic—Rosie was absolutely right on her description of that has-been—

58. #58 - EAT THE RICH!!! says – reply to this
    
    

    THANK GOD!! THIS "guy" WILL HOPEFULLY DISAPPEAR WITH THE REST OF THE FAT BLOATED SO CALLED WEATHLY PIGS. THE COUNTRY IS FADING INTO A $$$ HOLE AND ITS DUE TO PEOPLE LIKE HIM. WHEN HE WENT BANKRUPT HE SCREWED MANY HARD WORKING PEOPLE OUT OF MONEY HE OWED, NOW HIS DUE NEEDS TO BE HANDED DOWN. IT WOULD BE GREAT TO SEE HOW HE FAIRS THROUGH THE HARD TIMES!?!

59. #59 - AMY says – reply to this
    
    

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60. #60 - Nik says – reply to this
    
    

    His show did poorly because ABC had new Ugly Betty and Grey's Anatomy shows.

61. #61 - Christine says – reply to this
    
    

    I looked forward to watching it, but to my horror, that Omarossa bitch is in it. Why???? She's not a celebrity. I find her so abrasive and irritating to watch. Also, who are half of the female celebs? Bad casting. The men on the other hand have a great team and are entertaining to watch!

62. #62 - caris says – reply to this
    
    

    His show was advertised as having '14 of the world's biggest celebrities'. That alone probably helped the big drop 'when people turned in and said 'who the hell are half these people?' Nadia Comenici (?), maybe after the '76 Olympics. Alot of the viewers weren't even alive when she was famous. Stephen Baldwin? He isn't even the most famous Baldwin. And the only reason Omarosa is on is for her attitude. She has only been on d-reality shows. I know the big D is full of hot air, but, to most people, it looks like he had to do alot of calling down the list to get who he has.

63. #63 - Rosey O says – reply to this
    
    

    How's the death of a construction worker at your worksite affecting you, Donald? You should be brought up on criminal charges. You're an asshole.

64. #64 - crap-tas-tic says – reply to this
    
    

    I watch because Gene Simmons is on it.That guy is somethin' else.

65. #65 - Ha Ha says – reply to this
    
    

    I can't watch because of Omarosa. It is like sticking pins in my eyes when she is on. I had to turn the station. I do like Gene Simmons and that Brit dude that was giving it right back to Omagrossa.

    Networks:
    Please don't hire Omarosa for any more shows. I think you will always have low ratings if you use her.

66. #66 - Donald the dOuche says – reply to this
    
    

    How did he ever get with his hot ass wife? There is no way she is with this douche bag for his looks or personality. It's definitely for his money! At least she has a kid with him so she can take his money when she divorces him!

67. #67 - woot! says – reply to this
    
    

    Laughing my ass off!! Karma is biting this bitch in the ass, isn't it? Perhaps if he didn't insult soooo many women while he was whining over Rosie he wouldn't have lost so many viewers. There isn't one person on that show considered a REAL celebrity. Oh, and Donny, you look like you are in the beginning stages of decomposition….first you bloat, then you pop…..and then the worms move in…YEAH!!!

68. #68 - blablabla says – reply to this
    
    

    Down 26% AND that's with a writer's strike on and nothing else to watch!!!!!!

    Go Trump

    Go to hell, that is!

    I hear your new condo/hotel in Soho is a piece of crap too!!!!!!!!!!

69. #69 - Donna says – reply to this
    
    

    Maybe next time Donald mouths off about Angelina Jolie, He will realize she has alot of fans. I stopped watching the show after the first episode because of his attack on this classy smart woman.

70. #70 - skinnygirluver says – reply to this
    
    

    I stopped watching this show a long time ago.

71. #71 - sarah says – reply to this
    
    

    I do love this show…. but the whole celebrity thing is kinda lame.

72. #72 - comeon says – reply to this
    
    

    How is it possible that he has so much money and can't find any high priced hairdresser to give him a decent haircut.Even a bald head or a toupee would have to look better.The part of the show I can't stand is when the losing team enters the boardroom and Trump and his Trumpettes sit there all serious looking,like these people are entering the gallows,it's just too silly,why can't they just have a business-looking expression,instead of this stupid"we are the Trumps,you are in BIG trouble"

73. #73 - Non sequitur says – reply to this
    
    

    I stopped watching the show because, quite frankly, the man is a less than stellar balloon-folding act. Hell, he's an insult to the art.

74. #74 - Christine says – reply to this
    
    

    #73 - Whore… go peddle your ass somewhere else.

75. #75 - Sploogies neighbor says – reply to this
    
    

    In terms of viewing enjoyment, I had more fun watching the neighbors dog, Sploogie, hunch up and pass a half-eaten barbecue brush than I ever did watching that Trump show.

76. #76 - kingbinary says – reply to this
    
    

    the show is just one big commercial…thats why knowone watches. it used to be cool. go and make money with nothing. now its a big corperat tie in. boooo
    plus who want to see trumps moron kids. everybody hates the bosses kids…right? oh coarse donald's dad was the guy who made the fortune in the first place.

77. #77 - Christine says – reply to this
    
    

    #75 - I do agree with you on the 'all too serious facial expressions'. As far as his hair goes, he made a statement last year saying that his hair style (or lack there of) has become a trademark.

78. #78 - Maui Howie says – reply to this
    
    

    I would donate a significant amount of my own hard-earned savings to this man if he would promise to disappear up his own butt. Forever. And take some of those 'celebrities' with you. There's an idea - Celebrity 'Disappear Up Your Own Butt' Apprentice. Trump says 'You're Fired' and they disappear up their own butt, and after the last one is gone, he disappears up his own butt, roll credits, wait for the Emmy. "Accepting on behalf of Mr. Trump, who disappeared up his own butt, is Ellen Degeneres, who disappears up Portia De Rossi's 'hoohoo' on a regular basis"

79. #79 - Erin says – reply to this
    
    

    He is such an egotistical prick….WHO CARES!!!!!

80. #80 - Art Vandelay says – reply to this
    
    

    Trump is a fucking loudmouth asshole. Who wants to watch him and his bad toupee on TV? Trump's only skill is self promotion, but even that is wearing thin. People know what a fucking joke he is.

81. #81 - Lucy says – reply to this
    
    

    No one likes a vulgarian, Donald, or a flaming turd.

82. #82 - caroaber says – reply to this
    
    

    This week a Ukrainian immigrant construction worker fell to his death from a new Trump construction site in Soho in NYC. Neighbors and those who work in the area claim the new building has been a rush job, that they aren't used to seeing massive structures being constructed so quickly. Some floors collapsed, taking the young man and at least one other worker down with them. The second worker fell into a net and survived.

    Mr. Trump's mad dash to even greater prosperity has compromised safety and is now proving fatal. He should stop trying to be a celebrity and focus instead on being a responsible businessman.

83. #83 - Denver5280 says – reply to this
    
    

    I think the show is interesting. I did not watch at all the last season because it was just horrible to see such successful people put outside. But I love the fights between Pierce and Omarosa. They're hilarious!

84. #84 - Jackie says – reply to this
    
    

    i really couldnt care less about this stroy… but i love the pix. Just Perfect. Douche

85. #85 - PedroHilton says – reply to this
    
    

    HAS ANYONE NOTICED THAT HE HAS A MOUTH LIKE AN ANUS? NO ONE HAS A MOUTH THAT ROUND. THAT HAS TO BE AN ANUS ON HIS FACE. MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL HIM ANUSFACE? PLUS SHIT COMES OUT OF THAT HOLE AS WELL. IT HAS TO BE AN ANUS

86. #86 - Oops you did it again! says – reply to this
    
    

    Didn't Perez tell us The Apprentice got cancelled two years ago when Trump was dissing Fat Rosie?

87. #87 - ROTFLMAO says – reply to this
    
    

    Now here's an idea! says – reply to this

    They should have a Herpetic Lesions Apprentice version!
    ——————————-
    OMG They should have a Celebrity Herpetic Lesions Apprentice show. There would be so many candidates.

88. #88 - Canadian says – reply to this
    
    

    Thank God! I'm so sick of him!

89. #89 - Vanessa says – reply to this
    
    

    With the mouth as O……i haven't laughed out loud like that in years!!

90. #90 - tara says – reply to this
    
    

    i've been watching it ONLY Because the damn writer strike and theres nothing else worth watching!!!!

91. #91 - Pia says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: jimmyjazz –
    Jimmyjazz, now, I know who makes up the fans of Donald Dump. The only people who enjoyed Kiss in the 80's were the Geeks.

92. #92 - tiffany says – reply to this
    
    

    Pnasty- that is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! You Rock.

93. #93 - Uh Huh says – reply to this
    
    

    Compared to your half dozen viewers of your VH1 "specials"

    HE IS GOD

94. #94 - New Hampshire says – reply to this
    
    

    I really like the show, but COMCAST took away everyone's tv guide channel !
    We never know when anything is on. I'm not forking out the $ for a rotten tv guide thats more of a magaizne.
    THANKS COMCAST !!!!!!!!!!

95. #95 - Lydia says – reply to this
    
    

    Probably the most creative doodle I've seen from you Perez. Loving it!

96. #96 - isabella says – reply to this
    
    

    i never liked the show!!!!!! now he is FIRED!!!!!!

97. #97 - jimmyjazz says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: Pia – I WAS ONLY NINE AT THAT TIME, GEEZ! TOO YOUNG TO BE A GEEK! I ALSO LOVED STAR WARS…..OH WAIT….THAT WOULD MAKE ME A GEEK WOULDN'T IT? ALL I KNOW IS I DIDN'T LISTEN TO BOY BANDS AND LIP SYNCING LIKE THE CRAP THAT'S OUT THERE TODAY.

98. #98 - lizzie says – reply to this
    
    

    yeah that picture is so great

99. #99 - Bridget says – reply to this
    
    

    Trump's a loser.

100. #100 - perezhilton.com_addict says – reply to this
     
     

     wow, if you look at this from far away, it almost looks like it could be rosie .. they make the same "O" shape with their mouths! odd.