Likely The Last Season
Filed under: Reality Television > Donald Trump
Last Thursday's Celebrity Apprentice came in at third place with a lousy 8.2 million viewers.
That's down a sharp 26% from its previous week premiere.
At its heyday, the show could get close to 20 million viewers per episode.
Posted: January 16, 2008 at 3:25 am
poo
fugly!! first
dont watch, dont care
toupeee!
bummer
FIRST!!!
asco!! ese viejo siempre parece que lleva la cola de un perro pegada enima de su cabeza
FIRST!!
i guess we can finally tell him: "you're fired!"
lol
CORI IS FIRST
haha dangit!!!!!
old!
who friggin cares
first?
did anyone even watch that show?
1st
hes a douche anyway,
If he were really as smart and savvy as he claims, he would just print out a picture like this and wear it as a mask! It would save him so much energy because he always has the same face on.. It seems like he got reversed botox or something.
Whew.
thank god
nice hair
All-star Apprentice would be entertaining. Never viewed “celebrity” as a good fit for the show.
hahaha
They should have a naked hot lesbian chicks w/ temper problems- edition of the apprentice. Guaranteed..people will watch it!
trump sucks
First!!!!! And oh well, come on, he's irrelevant at this point. Let some other 80's personality have their due. I'm hoping for Mr. T to really come back!!!
"I make ugly kids"
I hate you all! Gimmie some Candy!
Oh I'm sure he will think of something else to make money off of.
Fire my barber
and colorist
and my brush
and my hairspray
and my mirror…
oh that's too bad donald maybe no one buys your load of bs anymore… maybe it was only fat, ugly women who watched your show… before you started your tirade.. MEANWHILE YOU ARE THE UGLIEST, FATTEST, ZITTIEST, GREEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEST OF ALL. oh and BTW. IVAKA IS GONNA BE IVANA IN A COUPLE OF YEARS SO ARE YOU GONNA FAVOR DONALD DUCK OR IVANA……. THE ANSWER IS NO ONE BUT THE MIGHTY DOLLAR.
oh that's too bad donald maybe no one buys your load of bs anymore… maybe it was only fat, ugly women who watched your show… before you started your tirade.. MEANWHILE YOU ARE THE UGLIEST, FATTEST, ZITTIEST, GREEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEST OF ALL. oh and BTW. IVAKA IS GONNA BE IVANA IN A COUPLE OF YEARS SO ARE YOU GONNA FAVOR DONALD DUCK OR IVANA……. THE ANSWER IS NO ONE BUT THE MIGHTY DOLLAR.
I love it how you wrote douche! Wouldnt it be awesome if he came up with his line of hair product? Or even with comb-over toupees? Jum.. maybe I should try out for the apprentice if there is a next season. This is an awesome business idea! lol
"I smell of garlic and Gin"
Where is my damn Romainian housekeeper?
I need some of that new deodarant cream for my Balls.
BONUS: I have killer toe fungus
that's sad.
I love how the O is his mouth, thats great!
Re: jimmyjazz – ALL RIGHT I'LL ELABORATE…..NOW THAT I'M NOT ON A TIME CONSTRAINT TRYING TO BE "FIRST"….TEE HEE……NAW ….TRUMP IS ALL RIGHT AND CELEBRITY APPRENTICE GENE SIMMONS FROM KISS ….IN MY OPINION….ROCKS THE HOUSE! WHEN I WAS NINE MY FRIENDS AND I WOULD DRESS UP LIKE KISS, MAKE OUR OWN COSTUMES AND SETS AND LIP SYNC TO KISS SONGS IN MY GARAGE AND CHARGE ADMISSION (TEN CENTS EACH) TO THE NEIGHBORS! OMG WE WERE TOO COOL AND CREATIVE!!!!!! AH….THE NOSTALGIA….AND GUESS WHO JIMMYJAZZ WAS? THAT'S RIGHT PUMPKINS!!!!!! LONG BEFORE I TURNED MYSELF INTO JIMMYJAZZ …..I HAD A BLAST TURNING MYSELF INTO GENE SIMMONS OF KISS…….I WAS THE LIP SYNK "GOD OF THUNDER"……ONE OF GENE'S BEST SONGS TO YOU MERE CHILDREN…GIRL…BACK THEN…ROCK WAS ROCK…STILL LISTEN TO KISS IN MY LEBARON CONVERTIBLE "JAZZ MOBILE"………AND OMG THE VISUALS……SAW KISS IN CONCERT AND THEY ROSE FROM THE STAGE WITH A STAR WARS TYPE LASER LIGHT SHOW AND THIS WAS THE EARLY EIGHTIES HONEY!
That used to be a great show - I couldn't wait to see it. They NEVER should have messed with a good thing (Celebrity…HUH)????
Ths show is boring. Donald Trump is a fat, boring, drone of Olympic proportion. Only a shut-in tied to the bed would watch this drool.
I'd watch the show if Donald wasn't on it. He's a creep, stupid and the most repulsive man on the planet.
I hate all the new versions of the show (i.e. celebrity, LA)…..why couldn't they just keep it in NYC with regular business people like they did in the beginning?
They should have a Herpetic Lesions Apprentice version!
Just as Rosie predicted..three seasons ago…declining ratings every season…last attempt…sad! Donald is a failure with out a voice…and he wanted Rosie for this show..he is sad…kinda like The View…without a voice!
Taking bangs to a whole new level
FINALLY! I cannot stand this man. His show sucks. I don't know what anyone saw in that show anyways.
I don't like Donald Trump. He's a schmuck. I hate Celebrity Apprentice. I tried to watch it but ALL of the "celebrities" got on my nerves. I would rather watch and listen to nails scratching a blackboard.
I tried to watch Celebrity Apprentice but it's just very hard to watch. Some of the celebrities have really annoying personalities and some are uneducated, they just don't work well like corporate people. They can't carry on a project from beginning to the end.
Most celebrities just license their names to investors or business partners, they have business advisors, managers, lawyers and accountant to do the work for them. They don't actually execute and oversee the operation by themselves and they don't know how.
Those celebrities can be good salesmen by using their showmanship but they can't handle with the business operation with intelligence.
What an ugly pig. Next thing you know, he'll be fucking Ivanka.
DONALD TRUMP IS THE WORLDS BIGGEST LOSER. HE IS SUCH A RETARD THAT HE GOT FIRED FROM HIS OWN COMPANY, THEY COULDNT TRUST HIM TO RUN ANYTHING. HE IS NOTHING BUT A MEDIA WHORE. ALL HE DOES IS APPEAR ON TV AND PUT HIS NAME ON GHOSTWRITTEN BOOKS. WANNA FAIL IN BUSINESS? THEN STUDY WHAT TRUMP DID
eww get his fug ass off the air. he has a big mouth!
LOVE the douche thing - classic.
stephen and gene..i mean..wow
I don't like Trump but…I happened to catch an episode of Celebrity Apprentice and now I'm sucked into it. It does put a pretty interesting spin on the show. Gene Simmons is ruthless.
His mouth looks like a horse's asshole. Ivanka's looks like a horse's pussy!
Um, wasn't it several months ago when Trump said all of the "big-name" celebrities wanted to be on this show? What happened to them? These "celebrities" aren't even as high calibre as the one's on "The Surreal Life". Never heard of 75% of them. Trump is a pathetic loser and is fucking ugly to boot.
wonder if Trump will admit this, he's a failure. After all his shit against Rosie, I hope he gets some karma back and soon. He's a toad
I like that his douchey mouth became useful for something..FINALLY.
To see Trump on talk shows you would think he has the most successful show in history–and the smartest and most beautiful children—in reality his show sucks—his kids are not that smart —His judgement of beautiful women is pathetic—Rosie was absolutely right on her description of that has-been—
THANK GOD!! THIS "guy" WILL HOPEFULLY DISAPPEAR WITH THE REST OF THE FAT BLOATED SO CALLED WEATHLY PIGS. THE COUNTRY IS FADING INTO A $$$ HOLE AND ITS DUE TO PEOPLE LIKE HIM. WHEN HE WENT BANKRUPT HE SCREWED MANY HARD WORKING PEOPLE OUT OF MONEY HE OWED, NOW HIS DUE NEEDS TO BE HANDED DOWN. IT WOULD BE GREAT TO SEE HOW HE FAIRS THROUGH THE HARD TIMES!?!
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go to ebay
enter Conan Doll into the search
you will see a red headed bearded doll you have to go look at this its so so funny I wanted to share it with everyone!!
On late nate with Conan O'brien he is growing a beard due to the writers strike and he did a funny skit on his show, this link is the follow up to the skit you gotta check it out, wanted to share it with everyone!!!
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Isn't Conan O'Brien Hilarious!!!!
Support the writers strike!!!
His show did poorly because ABC had new Ugly Betty and Grey's Anatomy shows.
I looked forward to watching it, but to my horror, that Omarossa bitch is in it. Why???? She's not a celebrity. I find her so abrasive and irritating to watch. Also, who are half of the female celebs? Bad casting. The men on the other hand have a great team and are entertaining to watch!
His show was advertised as having '14 of the world's biggest celebrities'. That alone probably helped the big drop 'when people turned in and said 'who the hell are half these people?' Nadia Comenici (?), maybe after the '76 Olympics. Alot of the viewers weren't even alive when she was famous. Stephen Baldwin? He isn't even the most famous Baldwin. And the only reason Omarosa is on is for her attitude. She has only been on d-reality shows. I know the big D is full of hot air, but, to most people, it looks like he had to do alot of calling down the list to get who he has.
How's the death of a construction worker at your worksite affecting you, Donald? You should be brought up on criminal charges. You're an asshole.
I watch because Gene Simmons is on it.That guy is somethin' else.
I can't watch because of Omarosa. It is like sticking pins in my eyes when she is on. I had to turn the station. I do like Gene Simmons and that Brit dude that was giving it right back to Omagrossa.
Networks:
Please don't hire Omarosa for any more shows. I think you will always have low ratings if you use her.
How did he ever get with his hot ass wife? There is no way she is with this douche bag for his looks or personality. It's definitely for his money! At least she has a kid with him so she can take his money when she divorces him!
Laughing my ass off!! Karma is biting this bitch in the ass, isn't it? Perhaps if he didn't insult soooo many women while he was whining over Rosie he wouldn't have lost so many viewers. There isn't one person on that show considered a REAL celebrity. Oh, and Donny, you look like you are in the beginning stages of decomposition….first you bloat, then you pop…..and then the worms move in…YEAH!!!
Down 26% AND that's with a writer's strike on and nothing else to watch!!!!!!
Go Trump
Go to hell, that is!
I hear your new condo/hotel in Soho is a piece of crap too!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe next time Donald mouths off about Angelina Jolie, He will realize she has alot of fans. I stopped watching the show after the first episode because of his attack on this classy smart woman.
I stopped watching this show a long time ago.
I do love this show…. but the whole celebrity thing is kinda lame.
How is it possible that he has so much money and can't find any high priced hairdresser to give him a decent haircut.Even a bald head or a toupee would have to look better.The part of the show I can't stand is when the losing team enters the boardroom and Trump and his Trumpettes sit there all serious looking,like these people are entering the gallows,it's just too silly,why can't they just have a business-looking expression,instead of this stupid"we are the Trumps,you are in BIG trouble"
I stopped watching the show because, quite frankly, the man is a less than stellar balloon-folding act. Hell, he's an insult to the art.
#73 - Whore… go peddle your ass somewhere else.
In terms of viewing enjoyment, I had more fun watching the neighbors dog, Sploogie, hunch up and pass a half-eaten barbecue brush than I ever did watching that Trump show.
the show is just one big commercial…thats why knowone watches. it used to be cool. go and make money with nothing. now its a big corperat tie in. boooo
plus who want to see trumps moron kids. everybody hates the bosses kids…right? oh coarse donald's dad was the guy who made the fortune in the first place.
#75 - I do agree with you on the 'all too serious facial expressions'. As far as his hair goes, he made a statement last year saying that his hair style (or lack there of) has become a trademark.
I would donate a significant amount of my own hard-earned savings to this man if he would promise to disappear up his own butt. Forever. And take some of those 'celebrities' with you. There's an idea - Celebrity 'Disappear Up Your Own Butt' Apprentice. Trump says 'You're Fired' and they disappear up their own butt, and after the last one is gone, he disappears up his own butt, roll credits, wait for the Emmy. "Accepting on behalf of Mr. Trump, who disappeared up his own butt, is Ellen Degeneres, who disappears up Portia De Rossi's 'hoohoo' on a regular basis"
He is such an egotistical prick….WHO CARES!!!!!
Trump is a fucking loudmouth asshole. Who wants to watch him and his bad toupee on TV? Trump's only skill is self promotion, but even that is wearing thin. People know what a fucking joke he is.
No one likes a vulgarian, Donald, or a flaming turd.
This week a Ukrainian immigrant construction worker fell to his death from a new Trump construction site in Soho in NYC. Neighbors and those who work in the area claim the new building has been a rush job, that they aren't used to seeing massive structures being constructed so quickly. Some floors collapsed, taking the young man and at least one other worker down with them. The second worker fell into a net and survived.
Mr. Trump's mad dash to even greater prosperity has compromised safety and is now proving fatal. He should stop trying to be a celebrity and focus instead on being a responsible businessman.
I think the show is interesting. I did not watch at all the last season because it was just horrible to see such successful people put outside. But I love the fights between Pierce and Omarosa. They're hilarious!
i really couldnt care less about this stroy… but i love the pix. Just Perfect. Douche
HAS ANYONE NOTICED THAT HE HAS A MOUTH LIKE AN ANUS? NO ONE HAS A MOUTH THAT ROUND. THAT HAS TO BE AN ANUS ON HIS FACE. MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL HIM ANUSFACE? PLUS SHIT COMES OUT OF THAT HOLE AS WELL. IT HAS TO BE AN ANUS
Didn't Perez tell us The Apprentice got cancelled two years ago when Trump was dissing Fat Rosie?
Now here's an idea! says – reply to this
They should have a Herpetic Lesions Apprentice version!
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OMG They should have a Celebrity Herpetic Lesions Apprentice show. There would be so many candidates.
Thank God! I'm so sick of him!
With the mouth as O……i haven't laughed out loud like that in years!!
i've been watching it ONLY Because the damn writer strike and theres nothing else worth watching!!!!
Re: jimmyjazz –
Jimmyjazz, now, I know who makes up the fans of Donald Dump. The only people who enjoyed Kiss in the 80's were the Geeks.
Pnasty- that is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! You Rock.
Compared to your half dozen viewers of your VH1 "specials"
HE IS GOD
I really like the show, but COMCAST took away everyone's tv guide channel !
We never know when anything is on. I'm not forking out the $ for a rotten tv guide thats more of a magaizne.
THANKS COMCAST !!!!!!!!!!
Probably the most creative doodle I've seen from you Perez. Loving it!
i never liked the show!!!!!! now he is FIRED!!!!!!
Re: Pia – I WAS ONLY NINE AT THAT TIME, GEEZ! TOO YOUNG TO BE A GEEK! I ALSO LOVED STAR WARS…..OH WAIT….THAT WOULD MAKE ME A GEEK WOULDN'T IT? ALL I KNOW IS I DIDN'T LISTEN TO BOY BANDS AND LIP SYNCING LIKE THE CRAP THAT'S OUT THERE TODAY.
yeah that picture is so great
Trump's a loser.
wow, if you look at this from far away, it almost looks like it could be rosie .. they make the same "O" shape with their mouths! odd.