Quote Of The Day
Filed under: Anglophilia > Victoria Beckham > Fashion Smashion > David Beckham
"I'm proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It's great. It's huge. It's enormous. Massive. If I looked like that I'd walk down the street in my panties too."
- Victoria Beckham, on David's Armani underwear billboards
Posted: January 16, 2008 at 1:18 pm


first
haha nicee.
David Beckham can do whatever he wants, he's absolutely beautiful.
omg - i always joke about gettin there first - and i did it! lol
LAME couple!!
Dayum…he's hot!
first
First
HELLO?!! WHERE IS MORE NEWS ABOUT BRITNEY?! I NEED MY FIX!! IS SHE DEAD YET? I BET SHE EATS HER BABY WHEN SHE HAS IT… FUCKING CRAZY BITCH….
MayJah!
She really needs to stop talking about her husband's stuffed package. We all know that isnt all him
i love it!!! would do him anyday!!
I really like her. She seems like a surprisingly normal celeb.
I wanna suck David's penis!
ridiculous!
i love her
Nothing like pimping your husband out.
Accident waiting to happen there…yummm
man that picture just freaks me out
what the fuck!!!! haaaaha
25 foot tall ohhhh my lord my lorddddddddddddddd
he he he issssssss he knows too much con demasiado
fiiiirst!
dirty!
What a pleasant surprise. She is actually pretty funny and humble.
"it' huge, enormous,massive"…is she talking about the billboard or his penis? and to think she got mad @ mel b's comment
first
sick
FIRST!
1st
kjhkjh
They need to get over themselves. Seriously
And is it just me, or does it look like (on the better pictures) that he's got a tiny penis and _huge_ nuts?
I love big fat vagina stretching cock!!!
FIRST!! LMAO!
LOVE IT MEAN IT!!!
First!!!
IS SHE FOR REAL?????????????
HUGE????????????MASSIVE?????????????????
first!
OMG I LOVE Victoria! If my husband was that hot, I, too, would be proclaiming proudly to the world "Here is my man with his 25 foot penis, hear me roar!"
First!!!!!
first
lol
lol
WHATS MORE INTERESTING IS HOW EVA LONGORIA'S MAN SAID IN TERMS OF ORAL SERVICE…A MOUTH IS A MOUTH….DURING A DISCUSSION OF ORAL SEX……DOES THIS MEAN HE LIKES MEN TO BLOW HIM???
She would say that……….she is so contradicting, she tries to act like this high society, elegant woman. AND then she says shit like this, she is so Weird. SHe is fabulous but she isnt Gorgeous. She has to try really hard to look the way she does. ♥ David is WAY better looking than she is.
I WANT TO POST!!!
lord have freakin mercy that man is beautiful!!!!!!
haha
Victoria bitch … shut the hell up you know and i know that is fake, if his penis was that size your stank ass would be keeping that stuff to yourself instead of advertising it, anyway it looks too damn fake…. you people….
.
.
.
.
SORRY VICKIE
THAT UNDIE WAS STUFFED IN THE WRONG PLACE
HIS BALLS LOOK BIG, HIS PENIS LEAVES A LOT TO BE DESIRED
I GUESS HE'S A GROWER
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
SORRY VICKIE
THAT UNDIE WAS STUFFED IN THE WRONG PLACE
HIS BALLS LOOK BIG, HIS PENIS LEAVES A LOT TO BE DESIRED
I GUESS HE'S A GROWER
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
SORRY VICKIE
THAT UNDIE WAS STUFFED IN THE WRONG PLACE
HIS BALLS LOOK BIG, HIS PENIS LEAVES A LOT TO BE DESIRED
I GUESS HE'S A GROWER
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
SORRY VICKIE
THAT UNDIE WAS STUFFED IN THE WRONG PLACE
HIS BALLS LOOK BIG, HIS PENIS LEAVES A LOT TO BE DESIRED
I GUESS HE'S A GROWER
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
SORRY VICKIE
THAT UNDIE WAS STUFFED IN THE WRONG PLACE
HIS BALLS LOOK BIG, HIS PENIS LEAVES A LOT TO BE DESIRED
I GUESS HE'S A GROWER
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
SORRY VICKIE
THAT UNDIE WAS STUFFED IN THE WRONG PLACE
HIS BALLS LOOK BIG, HIS PENIS LEAVES A LOT TO BE DESIRED
I GUESS HE'S A GROWER
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
SORRY VICKIE
THAT UNDIE WAS STUFFED IN THE WRONG PLACE
HIS BALLS LOOK BIG, HIS PENIS LEAVES A LOT TO BE DESIRED
I GUESS HE'S A GROWER
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
SORRY VICKIE
THAT UNDIE WAS STUFFED IN THE WRONG PLACE
HIS BALLS LOOK BIG, HIS PENIS LEAVES A LOT TO BE DESIRED
I GUESS HE'S A GROWER
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
SORRY VICKIE
THAT UNDIE WAS STUFFED IN THE WRONG PLACE
HIS BALLS LOOK BIG, HIS PENIS LEAVES A LOT TO BE DESIRED
I GUESS HE'S A GROWER
.
.
.
yaaaay that pic was taken in my city…MILAAAN!!!!!!
cant wait2be rite in front of it
^^
yummy yummy david
i'll take his penis at any height!!! Anytime, anywhere!
Oh my….the outfits she wears are bad enough….don't wanna see Poshstick in her panties!
"I'm proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It's great. It's huge. It's enormous. Massive. If I looked like that I'd walk down the street in my panties too."
–Victoria Beckhan, admitting that her penis is only 24 foot tall.
what the hell is wrong w/Victoria ? All she ever does is talk about her sex life with her incredibly gorgeous husband…keep your private life PRIVATE nobody cares
DAVID IS ATHLETIC BUT HE IS NOT THE MOST BUILT, RATHER ON THE SKINNY SIDE…CHEST NOT DEVELOPED ENOUGH.
She is such a whore.
vicky is a don! london loved her last night the show was SICK!
Being rich can be real nice. You can buy a lot of things, but, Vicky painfully lets us know that you can never buy class! WOW, what a dolt!
If she looked like that…..there went my whole lesbian fantasy about Mistress Victoria. Then again……hmmmm……..
yeah right….. too bad you crackers have to live on fake and we blacks live on the real deal… get the fuck outta here with that fake ass bologna shit package.
What she also wanted to say… "and I love it when he f**ks me good and hard!" LOL!!
What she also wanted to say… "and I love it when he f**ks me good and hard!" LOL!!
What she also wanted to say… "and I love it when he f**ks me good and hard!" LOL!!
What she also wanted to say… "and I love it when he f**ks me good and hard!" LOL!!
What she also wanted to say… "and I love it when he f**ks me good and hard!" LOL!!
What she also wanted to say… "and I love it when he f**ks me good and hard!" LOL!!
FUCKING HILARIOUS!
Who would want David's penis? It's uncircumcised. And that's just tacky!
Its prob. fake like everything else about that coupple. Im sure there is an incert in his underwear.
Hehe bless her, if i had a husband that looked like that i would brag too
I have that picture as my desktop wallpaper cant seem to take my eyes off it lol
Hah, shes fantastic.
as a gay man, i know from "massave" & trust me here, "it" aint.
Re: fearless –
LOL
What is wrong with the both of them? They both are like the "Poster kids" for all that is wrong in our society. She has no idea that she looks like some kind of cartoon character or circus freak and why does she constantly talk about his private parts and their sex lives? I"m sure they wouldn't want to hear aobut ours so what makes them think we want to ehar about theirs?
Just what I would want to see while I am driving down the road, a big picture of Beckhams padded crotch in my face. Yuck!
Re: Andy Zimm –
really?
that b@tch needs to shut the hell up. she's trying way too hard. those who talk too much ain't got much going on, like eva long-boria.
like posh and him really have a great sex life? her protruding bones would prevent him from hitting it from the back!
Too bad his underwear is stuffed. I'd be embarassed if I had a tiny penis.
Re: SKINNY DAVE – And I'm sure you are sooo incredibly developed…right? Hmm…I'm thinking the only muscle of yours that is remotely developed…is the one you use to materbate with while looking at pics of David Beckham…Put up or shut up tool!
I've had enough.Vicky baby do a sex tape and prove it to us all about how BIG your mans cock is.
Stick that in your mouth and smoke it bitch.
Dish it up or shut the fuckup.
How unclassy to talk about something as private as your man's parts. Plus, she kinds of sounds dumb since she's not the ONLY ONE who has reaped the benefits of her husband's dick over the last few years. Isn't it pretty known that he cheated on her?
Keep bragging, sweetheart. Until the OTHER women he sleeps with brag, too.
THANK-YOU MISS JOEY JIZ!! *SNAP!!*
Sorry- but there are certain things that couples should keep PRIVATE! Old adage: Someone who TALKS, TALKS, TALKS about something over and over and over again is trying to CONVINCE themselves as well as those around them that it is TRUE when in REALITY it is soooo NOT TRUE!
These two SERIOUSLY need to get-over-themselves! Can you imagine Angelina coming out with a comment like this about Brad??? Not in a million years- becuase they actually walk the walk and live the talk- they keep their private thoughts PRIVATE!– where it needs to be kept- these two over-rated, good for nothing nothings talk soooo much about what kind of "perfect marriage, life, etc" that they have, it begs the question if you have to broadcast it sooo much, you don't have what you are trying to convince others that you do have… i.e.: if you have such a great marriage/relationship you let it speak for itself, without talking it to death, if you have a great family/family life- you let that speak for itself without braodcasting it all over the place, etc…
What's huge is the cup that is stuffed in his crotch !!! I love him as much as anyone else but come on now, he's obviously wearing something
ok he's hot, but i'm sooo over all her talk about her husband's junk
Congratulations, Vicky, you just confirmed what we've known for ages: you married David only for his good looks.
no one wants to see her 8 year old girl body in panties.
im not gonna lie id do it too
OK so this billboard is okay but the Beyonce one wasn't? You americans are something else I tell you.
OMG! Este hombre es un mango. Every time i see this add I just want to sit on his package. Move over POSH he! he! he!
Where did the Will Smith post go?
I'm sick of him and his "dick"… and his penis too.
Becks should stick that huge giant penis in her mouth to shut her the hell up!