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"I'm proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It's great. It's huge. It's enormous. Massive. If I looked like that I'd walk down the street in my panties too."

- Victoria Beckham, on David's Armani underwear billboards

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 1:18 pm / Email this  »
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    1. retrorocks says – reply to this


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      first

    2. Ashley says – reply to this


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      haha nicee.
      David Beckham can do whatever he wants, he's absolutely beautiful.

    3. retrorocks says – reply to this


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      omg - i always joke about gettin there first - and i did it! lol

    4. Danielle says – reply to this


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      LAME couple!!

    5. Georgia girl says – reply to this


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      Dayum…he's hot!

    6. xxx says – reply to this


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      first

    7. Ben Noble says – reply to this


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      First

    8. Hello says – reply to this


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      HELLO?!! WHERE IS MORE NEWS ABOUT BRITNEY?! I NEED MY FIX!! IS SHE DEAD YET? I BET SHE EATS HER BABY WHEN SHE HAS IT… FUCKING CRAZY BITCH….

    9. Lyla says – reply to this


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      MayJah!

    10. Ivana Jercough says – reply to this


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      She really needs to stop talking about her husband's stuffed package. We all know that isnt all him

    11. ian says – reply to this


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      i love it!!! would do him anyday!!

    12. Vanessa says – reply to this


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      I really like her. She seems like a surprisingly normal celeb.

    13. Jesse From Finland says – reply to this


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      I wanna suck David's penis!

    14. Lolipop says – reply to this


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      ridiculous!
      i love her

    15. deedee says – reply to this


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      Nothing like pimping your husband out.

    16. Luna says – reply to this


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      Accident waiting to happen there…yummm

    17. vikki says – reply to this


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      man that picture just freaks me out

    18. allyy says – reply to this


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      what the fuck!!!! haaaaha :P

    19. carito says – reply to this


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      25 foot tall ohhhh my lord my lorddddddddddddddd
      he he he issssssss he knows too much con demasiado

    20. posh says – reply to this


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      fiiiirst!

    21. 1 says – reply to this


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      dirty!

    22. arkansas girl says – reply to this


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      What a pleasant surprise. She is actually pretty funny and humble.

    23. divan says – reply to this


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      "it' huge, enormous,massive"…is she talking about the billboard or his penis? and to think she got mad @ mel b's comment

    24. first says – reply to this


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      first

    25. tony says – reply to this


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      sick

    26. POSH says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    27. edna says – reply to this


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      1st

    28. jkkjh says – reply to this


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      kjhkjh

    29. e says – reply to this


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      They need to get over themselves. Seriously

      And is it just me, or does it look like (on the better pictures) that he's got a tiny penis and _huge_ nuts?

    30. fearless says – reply to this


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      I love big fat vagina stretching cock!!!

    31. Jenn says – reply to this


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      FIRST!! LMAO!

    32. blogggger says – reply to this


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      LOVE IT MEAN IT!!!

    33. luva says – reply to this


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      First!!!

    34. yoMama says – reply to this


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      IS SHE FOR REAL?????????????

      HUGE????????????MASSIVE?????????????????

    35. Ammers says – reply to this


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      first!

    36. Amy says – reply to this


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      OMG I LOVE Victoria! If my husband was that hot, I, too, would be proclaiming proudly to the world "Here is my man with his 25 foot penis, hear me roar!"

    37. New Zealand says – reply to this


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      First!!!!!

    38. Victoria says – reply to this


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      first

    39. pa says – reply to this


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      lol

    40. bdzføl says – reply to this


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      lol

    41. CHECK THIS OUT says – reply to this


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      WHATS MORE INTERESTING IS HOW EVA LONGORIA'S MAN SAID IN TERMS OF ORAL SERVICE…A MOUTH IS A MOUTH….DURING A DISCUSSION OF ORAL SEX……DOES THIS MEAN HE LIKES MEN TO BLOW HIM???

    42. k.c. says – reply to this


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      She would say that……….she is so contradicting, she tries to act like this high society, elegant woman. AND then she says shit like this, she is so Weird. SHe is fabulous but she isnt Gorgeous. She has to try really hard to look the way she does. ♥ David is WAY better looking than she is.

    43. gloooood says – reply to this


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      I WANT TO POST!!!

    44. kat says – reply to this


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      lord have freakin mercy that man is beautiful!!!!!!

    45. ha says – reply to this


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      haha

    46. cutie pie says – reply to this


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      Victoria bitch … shut the hell up you know and i know that is fake, if his penis was that size your stank ass would be keeping that stuff to yourself instead of advertising it, anyway it looks too damn fake…. you people….

    47. wE tHe PeOpLe says – reply to this


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      .
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      SORRY VICKIE
      THAT UNDIE WAS STUFFED IN THE WRONG PLACE
      HIS BALLS LOOK BIG, HIS PENIS LEAVES A LOT TO BE DESIRED
      I GUESS HE'S A GROWER
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      SORRY VICKIE
      THAT UNDIE WAS STUFFED IN THE WRONG PLACE
      HIS BALLS LOOK BIG, HIS PENIS LEAVES A LOT TO BE DESIRED
      I GUESS HE'S A GROWER
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      SORRY VICKIE
      THAT UNDIE WAS STUFFED IN THE WRONG PLACE
      HIS BALLS LOOK BIG, HIS PENIS LEAVES A LOT TO BE DESIRED
      I GUESS HE'S A GROWER
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      SORRY VICKIE
      THAT UNDIE WAS STUFFED IN THE WRONG PLACE
      HIS BALLS LOOK BIG, HIS PENIS LEAVES A LOT TO BE DESIRED
      I GUESS HE'S A GROWER
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      SORRY VICKIE
      THAT UNDIE WAS STUFFED IN THE WRONG PLACE
      HIS BALLS LOOK BIG, HIS PENIS LEAVES A LOT TO BE DESIRED
      I GUESS HE'S A GROWER
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      SORRY VICKIE
      THAT UNDIE WAS STUFFED IN THE WRONG PLACE
      HIS BALLS LOOK BIG, HIS PENIS LEAVES A LOT TO BE DESIRED
      I GUESS HE'S A GROWER
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      SORRY VICKIE
      THAT UNDIE WAS STUFFED IN THE WRONG PLACE
      HIS BALLS LOOK BIG, HIS PENIS LEAVES A LOT TO BE DESIRED
      I GUESS HE'S A GROWER
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      SORRY VICKIE
      THAT UNDIE WAS STUFFED IN THE WRONG PLACE
      HIS BALLS LOOK BIG, HIS PENIS LEAVES A LOT TO BE DESIRED
      I GUESS HE'S A GROWER
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      SORRY VICKIE
      THAT UNDIE WAS STUFFED IN THE WRONG PLACE
      HIS BALLS LOOK BIG, HIS PENIS LEAVES A LOT TO BE DESIRED
      I GUESS HE'S A GROWER
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    48. gu says – reply to this


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      yaaaay that pic was taken in my city…MILAAAN!!!!!!
      cant wait2be rite in front of it

      ^^
      yummy yummy david

    49. lorilicious says – reply to this


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      i'll take his penis at any height!!! Anytime, anywhere!

    50. momster says – reply to this


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      Oh my….the outfits she wears are bad enough….don't wanna see Poshstick in her panties!

    51. lachickee says – reply to this


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      "I'm proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It's great. It's huge. It's enormous. Massive. If I looked like that I'd walk down the street in my panties too."

      –Victoria Beckhan, admitting that her penis is only 24 foot tall.

    52. Bekka says – reply to this


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      what the hell is wrong w/Victoria ? All she ever does is talk about her sex life with her incredibly gorgeous husband…keep your private life PRIVATE nobody cares

    53. SKINNY DAVE says – reply to this


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      DAVID IS ATHLETIC BUT HE IS NOT THE MOST BUILT, RATHER ON THE SKINNY SIDE…CHEST NOT DEVELOPED ENOUGH.

    54. Sparkles says – reply to this


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      She is such a whore.

    55. spaz hilton says – reply to this


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      vicky is a don! london loved her last night the show was SICK!

    56. Christine says – reply to this


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      Being rich can be real nice. You can buy a lot of things, but, Vicky painfully lets us know that you can never buy class! WOW, what a dolt!

    57. jollyex says – reply to this


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      If she looked like that…..there went my whole lesbian fantasy about Mistress Victoria. Then again……hmmmm……..

    58. darlene says – reply to this


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      yeah right….. too bad you crackers have to live on fake and we blacks live on the real deal… get the fuck outta here with that fake ass bologna shit package.

    59. Ouch says – reply to this


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      What she also wanted to say… "and I love it when he f**ks me good and hard!" LOL!!

    60. Ouch says – reply to this


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      What she also wanted to say… "and I love it when he f**ks me good and hard!" LOL!!

    61. Ouch says – reply to this


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      What she also wanted to say… "and I love it when he f**ks me good and hard!" LOL!!

    62. Ouch says – reply to this


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      What she also wanted to say… "and I love it when he f**ks me good and hard!" LOL!!

    63. Ouch says – reply to this


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      What she also wanted to say… "and I love it when he f**ks me good and hard!" LOL!!

    64. Ouch says – reply to this


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      What she also wanted to say… "and I love it when he f**ks me good and hard!" LOL!!

    65. hope says – reply to this


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      FUCKING HILARIOUS!

    66. Andy Zimm says – reply to this


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      Who would want David's penis? It's uncircumcised. And that's just tacky!

    67. mamamarisa says – reply to this


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      Its prob. fake like everything else about that coupple. Im sure there is an incert in his underwear.

    68. Rebbecca says – reply to this


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      Hehe bless her, if i had a husband that looked like that i would brag too
      I have that picture as my desktop wallpaper cant seem to take my eyes off it lol

    69. amy says – reply to this


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      Hah, shes fantastic.

    70. joey jiz says – reply to this


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      as a gay man, i know from "massave" & trust me here, "it" aint.

    71. eager says – reply to this


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      Re: fearless –
      LOL

    72. SkyeBlue says – reply to this


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      What is wrong with the both of them? They both are like the "Poster kids" for all that is wrong in our society. She has no idea that she looks like some kind of cartoon character or circus freak and why does she constantly talk about his private parts and their sex lives? I"m sure they wouldn't want to hear aobut ours so what makes them think we want to ehar about theirs?

      Just what I would want to see while I am driving down the road, a big picture of Beckhams padded crotch in my face. Yuck!

    73. ager says – reply to this


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      Re: Andy Zimm –
      really?

    74. enlightened white girl says – reply to this


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      that b@tch needs to shut the hell up. she's trying way too hard. those who talk too much ain't got much going on, like eva long-boria.
      like posh and him really have a great sex life? her protruding bones would prevent him from hitting it from the back!

    75. Stuff it like Bleckham says – reply to this


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      Too bad his underwear is stuffed. I'd be embarassed if I had a tiny penis.

    76. ytumamatambien says – reply to this


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      Re: SKINNY DAVE – And I'm sure you are sooo incredibly developed…right? Hmm…I'm thinking the only muscle of yours that is remotely developed…is the one you use to materbate with while looking at pics of David Beckham…Put up or shut up tool!

    77. liz says – reply to this


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      I've had enough.Vicky baby do a sex tape and prove it to us all about how BIG your mans cock is.
      Stick that in your mouth and smoke it bitch.
      Dish it up or shut the fuckup.

    78. how unclassy says – reply to this


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      How unclassy to talk about something as private as your man's parts. Plus, she kinds of sounds dumb since she's not the ONLY ONE who has reaped the benefits of her husband's dick over the last few years. Isn't it pretty known that he cheated on her?

      Keep bragging, sweetheart. Until the OTHER women he sleeps with brag, too.

    79. Swallow 'em says – reply to this


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      THANK-YOU MISS JOEY JIZ!! *SNAP!!*

    80. get over yourself! says – reply to this


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      Sorry- but there are certain things that couples should keep PRIVATE! Old adage: Someone who TALKS, TALKS, TALKS about something over and over and over again is trying to CONVINCE themselves as well as those around them that it is TRUE when in REALITY it is soooo NOT TRUE!

      These two SERIOUSLY need to get-over-themselves! Can you imagine Angelina coming out with a comment like this about Brad??? Not in a million years- becuase they actually walk the walk and live the talk- they keep their private thoughts PRIVATE!– where it needs to be kept- these two over-rated, good for nothing nothings talk soooo much about what kind of "perfect marriage, life, etc" that they have, it begs the question if you have to broadcast it sooo much, you don't have what you are trying to convince others that you do have… i.e.: if you have such a great marriage/relationship you let it speak for itself, without talking it to death, if you have a great family/family life- you let that speak for itself without braodcasting it all over the place, etc…

    81. Obsessed says – reply to this


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      What's huge is the cup that is stuffed in his crotch !!! I love him as much as anyone else but come on now, he's obviously wearing something

    82. Over it says – reply to this


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      ok he's hot, but i'm sooo over all her talk about her husband's junk

    83. Laury says – reply to this


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      Congratulations, Vicky, you just confirmed what we've known for ages: you married David only for his good looks.

    84. he'shotbut says – reply to this


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      no one wants to see her 8 year old girl body in panties.

    85. kandi says – reply to this


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      im not gonna lie id do it too

    86. Nikki says – reply to this


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      OK so this billboard is okay but the Beyonce one wasn't? You americans are something else I tell you.

    87. la fresa says – reply to this


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      OMG! Este hombre es un mango. Every time i see this add I just want to sit on his package. Move over POSH he! he! he!

    88. I want my Will Smith says – reply to this


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      Where did the Will Smith post go?

    89. stefystef says – reply to this


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      I'm sick of him and his "dick"… and his penis too.

    90. reality says – reply to this


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      Becks should stick that huge giant penis in her mouth to shut her the hell up!

    91. YO-YO says – reply to this


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      WONDER WHY SHE KEEPS REFERRING TO THE SIZE OF HIS PENIS OF GOLD”..DOES SHE THINK NO ONE ELSE HAS ONE THE SAME SIZE? OR MABYE SHE JUST THINKS ITS HUGE CAUSE SHES SO EMACIATED COMPARED TO IT?

    92. Hyde says – reply to this


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      Classy. ::eyeroll::

    93. Sara, Ms. Adventures in Italy says – reply to this


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      That's a billboard in Milan, Italy!

    94. GET OVER IT says – reply to this


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      SHE NEEDS TO SHUT THE FU*$ UP!!!!

    95. mom says – reply to this


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      I can't stand either of them..he should know better than to display his "manly hood " all over the place…and if she were my daughter I would of taught her to smile more…

    96. Kyle says – reply to this


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      NO ONE wants to see you in your panties lady!

    97. Sock Stuffer says – reply to this


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      Anyone in fashion knows that they stuff socks down there to make things look more "ample"

    98. starla says – reply to this


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      omg, i would love to have that billboard over here in america…. def. going to cause a few accidents from ppl staring.

      omg he is so sexy, the beckhams are just gorgeous!! i love them all!!!

      anyone who hates is just jealous!!

    99. Yulchik says – reply to this


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      hmmm Im starting to get the idea that he doesnt have a big penis at all…"the lady doth protest too much"…no?

    100. bored says – reply to this


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      Just like female models are air-brushed and enhanced in adverts, so too, are men–but it's ok to play to the market's fantasies, eh, whether for Armani or for celebrity self-interest? An enhanced penis is just as much a part of the game as his oiled abs and lighting hitting just so. Real or not, it looks good.

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