Quote Of The Day
"I'm proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It's great. It's huge. It's enormous. Massive. If I looked like that I'd walk down the street in my panties too."
- Victoria Beckham, on David's Armani underwear billboards
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That's how guys should walk on the streets, little shorts or hot underwears to be more seductive!!!!
I enjoy Victoria. I think me and her should be buddies. It would be MAYJA!
Oh shut up Victoria you skinny whore..Rebecca Loos loved Davids big cock too
seriously i don't care about a single thing these two do or say.
but i do want to know how zefron is…… updates?
yummy yummy screw screw.
victoria should be voted most stupid of the year……………….
Damn…he's NICE!!!! I suddenly find the need to lick that brick wall!!!
I THINK IT'S A LITTLE SKETCHY THAT SHE'S ALWAYSSSSSS QUOTED TALKING ABOUT HOW HUGE HE IS… SHE JUST WANTS THE ATTENTION…
HOW ABOUT PICTURES OF HARLOW MADDEN INSTEAD?!:-D
You better watch out when that 25 foot penis ejaculates, TIDAL WAVE! Woohoo.
SOME AD COMPANY'S IDEA OF A SCHMUCKY LOOKING PICTURE. MOTHERS MUST LOVE WALKING THEIR CHILDREN PAST THIS PLACE. HOW FAKE. DOES HE HAVE BEEN HANDS AND FEET OR JUST SOCKS?
The wifey enjoys the enlarged photo because it is the size she would like his penis to be. It is very evident that the man is not packing!
Klassy
Re: Nikki –
THE PROBLEM WITH THE BEYONCE BILLBOARD WAS NOT THE CONTENT, IT WAS THE SIZE OF IT THAT PEOPLE WERE COMPLAINING ABOUT
Another 'intelligent' comment from the fashionista.
Ewww…
Why don't they just make the whole billboard of his retouched crotch ?? It could be a whole brand…"For really bad vaginal itching, use 'Beckam's Cock' , in the feminine hygiene section."
Classic quotes from a chick that can't even crack a smile for $100 million.
So Posh, do you realize you just said that if you had a 25 foot penis, you'd walk down the street in your panties
Better lay off the fake tan — it's killing what few brain cells you have
Ahhhh…She's so sweet! Remember guys this is the woman that reavealed to the world that the reason for the removal of her extensions was because David would accidentally pull them out during sex.
They both make me sick@!
This almost makes me like her…..what a beautiful tribute!
Oh Please! Would she please just shut up?
Yeah Girl! Way to put it nicely Victoria….LMAO……OMFG!!!!
David Beckham is massive. There are pap pics of him in the pool with his sons and he's wearing a speedo….and he is MASSIVE! I don't know why ppl wanna hate and say he's not packing as if a big cock is really that serious. He's got a big cock, so what? I just think ppl can't take the fact that he has a big cock becuz he was already perfect without us knowing what was between his legs. David Beckham with all his David Beckham-ness was enough for us, add a massive cock to that an we just can't take it.
Posh is hilarious.
I dont care if its huge or tiny , I just wanna see him in the nude
*DROOLS*
lol. You go, girl.
If i was married to him i would be saying the exact same thing!
BUT BUT BUT…this is MILANO!!!!
So happy to see my city on perezhilton.com….
Ciao Perez!!!
CIAO BELLO!!!!
Hey, that pic was taken in Milan….I've seen that billboard live…he's so sexy!!!!!!!!
Unlike his fake wife…I mean…Barbie is more real than Victoria Beckham
Re: Pamela –
Ciao Pamela, anche tu Milanese eh! adoro questo sito…meglio di qualsiasi telegiornale!!
From Italy with Love!
N
Re: SKINNY DAVE – His body is in the top .1% of guys and yet you still bitch and moan. Who are you "Skinny Dave," an Adonis, or just a bitter jealous little queen.
Re: SkyeBlue – Speak for yourself. I want to hear about their sex life and see it too. Gawd, why can't I see it? Release the sex tape already.
"If I looked like that I'd walk down the street in my panties too."
So let me get this right. Posh would walk down the street in her panties if she had a huge 'frank and beans' bulging out the front of her?
Hmm. OK fine!
What a lucky biatch!
im stealing that billboard
I dont get all the hate either , jealousy maybe ???
Either way I wouldnt mind his " tractor exhaust pipe " banging the back of my throat
Yea, put a soc in your underwear and to it! i saw him on another pic yesterday, they forgot the soc on that one!
Peace
That's right Vicky, make his head eeeven bigger.
A twenty five foot penis and she still doesn't feel a thing.
the picture is from milan i'm sure of this
These billboards of David Beckham's bulging penis straining at the fabric of his underwear are in poor taste. Maybe not everyone finds this pleasant to look at.
Re: Ivana Jercough –
of couse she only wish that was really him, it's totally socks or padding to get men to buy it does Emporio Armani think we're all idiots or something
what????
First, it just isn't appropriate. Kids of both sexes walk by billboards.
Second, why on every single comment page do these morons every single day insist on writing 'first'! It is sooo old and who cares anyway?
Re: Lindy – ewwww, girl, that's gross! you got me laughing out loud, though!!!!!!
Oh goodness … that "woman" needs to shut her pie hole and keep private things like that PRIVATE. No one wants to know those sorts of things–at least I DON'T.
Comments like that really clash with the 'classy' image that she's trying to project.
And it's usually people that continue to talk about the same thing–i.e. their sex life–over and over, that actually have insecurities about it.
After I saw her television special "Coming to America", I liked her for about two seconds, but now … she just can't seem to keep her trap shut!
If i see that adv. while im driving Ill pull over and masturbate… yayyyyyyyyyyyyy
LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE TO WALK DOWN THE STREET WITH THEIR MUMMIES SEEING A HUGE ALMOST NAKED MAN WITH A HUGE CROTCH BARELY CONCEALED!! TEE HEE…EXHIBITIONISM IS HOT!
Wow, most guys only have 7 inches, he's got about 7 feet! Coolio.
(Don't believe the 25 ft. claim by his wife, it's to her advantage to exaggerate!)
If I had that at home I'd never leave and neither would he.
Hmm, her comments about his penis being so big means he's lacking in that department. As hot as he is, i wouldn't expect it to be bigger than 5 inches
he is so frickin HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
ISN'T HE TOMMY GIRLS NEW CRUSH??? I HEARD POSH WAS A REAL CARPET MUNCHER!!!
She just says any old shit that will get her some attention. She once said on an interview that 'fake balls' wasn't her best lover. She was married at the time. She speaks enough shit to split an elephants ass.
He's good looking but TOO BAD she's ugly and tries too hard!! He can do better!
hmm , where do i start. David Beckham is the sexiest guy there is .
id get in his armani underwear anytimeee. id sex him anytime anywhereee !
love himmmmm
they have so much class. no wonder we all admire and aspire.
funny that they put that pathetic ad right in the middle of the ghetto where all those poor fucks that live there will NEVER be able to afford emporio armani underwear…they probably can't afford light, gas or food stamps let alone those expensive ass pair of stupid underwear…
plus posh is a real plastic bitch with a horrible tan, fucked up feet, and knobby knees…
don't matter how big a dick he got…still look's like the lucky charm's guy to me
and as for posh…she remind's me of the cheap plastic toy that come's in box
His package would HAVE to be huge to fit in that skank's chainsawed gash.
victoria is great…she was joking and the journalist ask her what she thinks of david and the milan poster and she said that
Victoria is really funny and donw to the earth…just watch the spice girls interviews and you'll see that victoria and mel b are really funny
Is he also this white trash or does he just like to slum? I'm surprised his "massive" cock fits in her lollipop body. Just goes to show money can't buy class.
THAT STATEMENT JUST CONFIRMS WHAT A CLASSY BROAD VICKY IS.
She's such a classless whore. She doesn't even have enough respect for herself or her man to not let him parade around practically naked…. disgusting…
Beckham and Posh has no class.The real sex symbols are those who keep their personal attributes (or lack therof) a mystery…….Posh and Beck—–GFYs!!!!!
The sad part is the arrogance of the 2. Do you really that they are that special???
That is so hot. I bet he has a huge dick.
HAHA! I just love Victoria and her crass self! Her husband is a beautiful man, and she's a very lucky lady.
MILANO!
She wasn't referring to the size of his manhood when she said "its great, its huge, its enormous, its massive" she was referring to the size of the billboard. You have to watch the actual interview to get it. She even asked the other girls, "have you seen it?" I'm sure she didn't mean her husbands penis.
Re: Amy – I love her! she is so funny i wish she had a show. she's so mayjah!!!
Good god, is this woman obsessed with her husband's penis or what?? I mean, yeah - I like my husband's penis but I don't talk about it 24/7!! If she's not describing it as looking like "a tractor exhaust pipe" (WTF???) she's talking about walking down the street partially naked. If his dick is so big, how come her bony ass is not split in half yet from all the fucking and giving birth to 3 kids?????
Re: Laury –
I'd marry David for his good looks…
David Beckham is gorgeous!! He looks even better with no clothes
What is it with these two classless media whores? There is obviously something very wrong with the both of them. She's soo full of shit its unbelievable, if your comfortable in your relationship, you wouldn't go round telling the whole world about your husbands penis.
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Why doesn't anyone ask Posh if REBECCA LOOS THOUGHT HER HUSBANDS PENIS WAS HUGE WHEN HE WAS FUCKING HER.
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Posh couldn't handle a big penis even if it was shoved in her mouth.
haha i love her!
Well, he's attractive enough so long as he covers up the "Prison Break"-looking tattoos and keeps his mouth shut. 'Cause when he speaks he sounds like a cockney chimney sweep.
He's not the greatest footballer, never was. I could never see a hunk like Zidane or Pavel Nedved posing so suggestively.
Plenty of money, not a whole lotta class. Just another British chav.
"…It's huge. It's enormuos. Massive"
She's acting like she's never seen it before.
I do agree with her.
David looks old and VB would look old. That is why she is always photoshopped in photos with him. And why does she walk around telling everyne she is funny? She knows she is the joke and even she laughs at herself now: as if it is not her. Now thats what I call completely fucked in the head.
first.
She needs to stop talking about him so much. Every time she talks, she
has to say something about him just about ever time.
Bitch please!!! David is fine and all that, but he has no smarts, he's just a GREAT soccer playing wonderboy. Don't get me wrong I love Becks. That's why I brought season tickets to the Galaxy, and I'm pissed I didn't see he play as much. But about his penis….It's not that bad..about 6.5 inches long. If you consider that HUGE…well then. His balls are bigger..HAHA The times I have ran into him though..he was nothing but pleasant and embracing. IF SHE ONLY KNEW….BUT SHE ALREADY DOES, SHE JUST ACCEPTS IT!
what now?the bitch wnats a penis?haha,she should be really proud coz she owns THAT
Fuck he is soo hot. Who cares what how big his cock is like i want my face stuffed down there now!! Look at the rest of the body!! I want to fuck him soo bad. Man that pic just made me hard!
thats a funny quote by Victoria Beckham…
one of the best i've heard in a long time
CROTCHZILLA !!! YUm yum!! ….
OHMYGOD I LIVE THERE!!!!!!!!!!! sorry. just a shock to see my city on Perez Hilton.com
i would LOVE to have that view.
as opposed to beyonce's pits.
haha! thats so funny! I used to looveee the spice girls! and omg his dick really doess look big! haha posh is lucky