This Is Not A Joke

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Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee wants to change the constitution.

Why?

Because "God" is not happy with it.

For real!

"I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution," Huckabee told a Michigan audience on Monday. "But I believe it's a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living god. And that's what we need to do — to amend the Constitution so it's in God's standards rather than try to change God's standards so it lines up with some contemporary view."

Huckabee also wants to amend the Constitution to prevent children born in the U.S. to illegal aliens from automatically becoming American citizens - a radical step no other major presidential candidate has embraced.

We've said it before and we'll say it again: this idiot is worse than Bush!

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 2:37 pm / Email this  »

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    1. bmwx5 says – reply to this


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      Pres Huckabee. just don't sound right

    2. bmwx5 says – reply to this


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      Only my 2nd comment, and I wuz 1st!!! LMAO

    3. andy!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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      Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    4. dredd says – reply to this


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      first???

    5. Valerie says – reply to this


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      Thanks again, Sweetie, for keeping yours readers educated about the issues, particularly regarding this evil Republican.

      xoxox

    6. Jelipsa says – reply to this


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      First!

    7. sweetest dream says – reply to this


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      1st

    8. Michelle says – reply to this


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      Well I think I will thank "god" that he didn't win here in Michigan … Plus, everytime I hear his name I think of the movie … I love Huckabees. Put this guy to rest …

    9. lol says – reply to this


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      lol

    10. Chadorskip says – reply to this


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      1st

    11. Hsmremixworld says – reply to this


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      YEAH FIRST

    12. ladylindsay says – reply to this


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      poor guy

    13. your mom says – reply to this


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      first

    14. Adam says – reply to this


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      he is crazy but i agree with the illegal alien thing

    15. Katie says – reply to this


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      Holy mother of God. This guy is a freak.

    16. REPUBLICAN says – reply to this


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      I SUPPORT HIM.HES RIGHT!

    17. Derek says – reply to this


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      Another Bible-beating right-wing whacko! Don't worry, though — I'm sure they'll catch him getting fucked by some guy in a bathroom stall soon.

    18. patriot says – reply to this


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      You're against any man who is a Christian. The end.

      I support Huckabee 100%.

    19. We Should Just... says – reply to this


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      shoot him in the fucking face. he is such a stupid douche
      he wants to bring jesus into politics well fuck that.
      religion should have no influence whatsoever on politics.

    20. mushy says – reply to this


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      first

    21. LORI says – reply to this


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      THAT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i do not think anyone that is an illegal alien should be allowed to a citizen b/c their child was born in this country!!! if you can't follow the rules and come in this country legally (like all other immigrants) then get the F*** out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we don't want you here!

      oh and another thing, when i call a business and i have to press #1 for English really pisses me off!!!!!!! i am in America, last time i checked we speak ENGLISH. Speak it or leave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    22. len says – reply to this


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      the constitution should be changed, there are far to many beaners planting anchor babies here. Send them all back.

    23. LORI says – reply to this


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      THAT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i do not think anyone that is an illegal alien should be allowed to a citizen b/c their child was born in this country!!! if you can't follow the rules and come in this country legally (like all other immigrants) then get the F*** out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we don't want you here!

      oh and another thing, when i call a business and i have to press #1 for English really pisses me off!!!!!!! i am in America, last time i checked we speak ENGLISH. Speak it or leave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    24. Michelle says – reply to this


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      I for one would like to thank "god" that this guy didn't win in here in Michigan. All I can think of when I hear his name is the movie, I love Huckabees. Put this guy to rest !!!

    25. jfka says – reply to this


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      i want to kill mike huckabee. i don't understand why people don't relieze how stupid he is!!

    26. JJFren says – reply to this


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      Perez, you don't have to agree with everything about politics (obviously, no one should) but to comsistently bash a person because of your PERSONAL views is narrowminded

    27. todd says – reply to this


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      we've all seen what happens when you mix god and constitution…disaster!!!!!! we better watch out!!

    28. N says – reply to this


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      I'm pretty sure it will be a cold day in hell before this guy is elected.

    29. needstheloo says – reply to this


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      Religion should not mix with politics.

      I'm from the UK, so am not really up to speed with the US election stuff, but I take it this moron has no chance of reaching a position of meaningful power?

    30. Kendra says – reply to this


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      Ok, I kind of agree with him on the kids born to illegal aliens because I've seen cases of families torn apart because their kids are legal citizens and the parents get deported. It actually happened to a friend of mine - twice. But her dad managed to come back. Aside from that, he's a total fucking idiot and his entire family should be spayed and neutered to stop the spread of ignorance and severe retardation.

    31. yomi says – reply to this


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      WTF

    32. TG says – reply to this


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      If you watch the debates he has said this many times. This is polotics, not celeb gossip

    33. Mary mother of God says – reply to this


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      Looooossser, what an asshole…Bet ya'll he's gay himself…

    34. Maddie says – reply to this


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      he's such a moron!
      and he has a nutjob of a son.

    35. Maggie says – reply to this


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      He is not fit to be President under any means!! Sheesh people, how long will it take for you to figure that one out ?? LOL

    36. Luvs says – reply to this


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      Woah. He has guts. Watch this guy win in a crazy twist at the election.

    37. Katya says – reply to this


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      what an ignorant bastard

    38. Michelle says – reply to this


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      No shit.

    39. Queen B says – reply to this


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      Pinche Pendejo!!!! Yet another reason why white politicians don't represent the true essence that is the American Culture. We're a fucking melting pot fuckers EMBRACE IT!!!

    40. Vote with Intelligence says – reply to this


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      Separation of church and state. I hope people in this country vote with intelligence. People like Huckabee are very dangerous- they will make us go backwards rather than progress.

    41. Sara says – reply to this


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      If their parents are illegal aliens what should make their children any different?? Huckabee for president!!!!

    42. W says – reply to this


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      HE IS A FUCKING MORON AND HE IS DEF WORSE THAN BUSH AND PROLLY JUST AS DENSE.

      AUDACITY.

    43. Meghan says – reply to this


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      I hate this man. You should read the expose written about him by Matt Taibi for Rolling Stone. He's a FRUITCAKE.

    44. ~Randi says – reply to this


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      What a douche.

      RON PAUL 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    45. Bigpimpin says – reply to this


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      What's the big deal? It's no different than Gay's like yourself wanting it to be Changed for the purposes of Legal Marriage because YOU believe it should be allowed. In this case HE's speaking on Personal belief just like Gay's who want legal marriage.

    46. Isabelle says – reply to this


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      And still there's people supporting that asshole.

    47. Isabelle says – reply to this


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      And still there are people supporting that asshole.

    48. Myr says – reply to this


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      (First!)… and what a moron.

    49. Dr Strangelove says – reply to this


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      This guy is a major fucking weirdo. But I do think altering the citizenship rules is long overdue. Somebody fix that. Just not nutjob.

    50. Krys says – reply to this


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      This guy is nuts… he's letting his religion make his decisions and although I am Christian, not everyone is and that is not representative of the American people. I don't understand why anyone would want to change the constitution to meet "God's" standards it should meet our people's standards. Ughh… annoying. Go back to your small town in the middle of no where please. Thanks

    51. Thank God says – reply to this


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      Sounds good to me! Get rid of the illegals who come here pregnant and pop out their babies in order to stay……I don't like paying tax money to support illegal babies……DO YOU!

    52. perez is a dumbass..and wrong says – reply to this


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      actually he wants to stop children from being citizens who are birthed from illegal immigrants who come here for the purpose of making their children american citizens (anchor babies)

    53. iagree says – reply to this


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      kids born here to illegals shouldn't automatically be americans.

    54. britney's scrunchie says – reply to this


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      That's horrifying. I am really, truly afraid of this man!

    55. Atheist Amber says – reply to this


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      This shouldn't be done to please a stupid nonexistent
      pussy GOD
      - it should be done so that I dont have to keep paying for Pedro's and Guadalupe's children to purchase hot cheetoes w/their food stamps.

      Huckabee is just an idiot messenger of an actually good idea. We don't need this in our constitution any longer.

      IN reality, the constitution provided this because of the release of
      BLACK SLAVES
      whose status as PROPERTY was changed to CITIZEN
      and it was to help sort out these issues of the assholes who still wanted to reject citizenship for them.

      I love LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU PEREZ - I'd let you ass bang me, likely, b/c you seem so fun. I'm sure you'd join me in singing jesus loves me right when you spooge and create an anal fissure, but you
      are
      wrong
      about
      this.

      (not about huckabee being a stupid god sucking idiot, though)

    56. Hazel says – reply to this


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      He'll win the christians and the rednecks vote that's for sure….. what does illegal aliens have to do with God?

    57. Hazel says – reply to this


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      He'll win the christians and the rednecks vote that's for sure….. what does illegal aliens have to do with God?

    58. sherrz says – reply to this


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      what a fucking tool. how pathetic, i hope people have the right frame of mind to make sure this asswad never makes it even in the DRIVEWAY of the white house.

    59. Tony Copper says – reply to this


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      I think there isn't anything wrong with what he said. I think it is your personal opinion if you don't believe in God. Unlike most of America we do. How could you compare Bush's satin ass to someone who a religious person with values and morals instead of his outlook focused on MONEY the root of all evil.

    60. nee says – reply to this


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      what an asshole.

    61. Phoebe says – reply to this


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      Perez you are the last person who should be reporting on politics. Stick the brainless stuff like celebrity gossip.

    62. Hillary for President says – reply to this


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      WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER RIGHT WING TURD ASSHOLE IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!

      VOTE FOR HILLARY CLINTON 2008!!!

    63. Nina says – reply to this


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      someone kill this stupid piece of shit.

    64. jaded_bitch says – reply to this


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      Very dangerous fanatic. 3rd bitches!

    65. Pro says – reply to this


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      This man scares me to death…

    66. caryna blanco says – reply to this


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      I agree… children born to illegal citizens should not be granted automatic citizenship. Thanks for the heads up perez… I didn't know this was his position, but I'll be sure to vote for him now!

      Gracias amigo!

    67. melissa says – reply to this


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      I TOTALLY AGREE WITH HIM!

    68. ? says – reply to this


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      so he is stupid for trying to follow God and be a Christian? Our country was BASED on God's word. Get a life

    69. Hazel says – reply to this


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      LORI….. YOU"RE OBVIOUSLY WHITE TRASH, YOU STUPID CUNT.

    70. dumbasses says – reply to this


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      Wgat a sad statement that this asshole wants to change the constitution to reflect his religion and noone post a responses. Yet show that dumbass Posh or "BritBrit" and everyone has some dumbass comment to make. This shit is important - people should be talking about these idiots running the contry - not some idiots ruing their lives. Wake up people - this shit is for real and you need to care. GO OBAMA

    71. LearnTheTruth says – reply to this


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      The constitution already allows that children born to non-citizens are not guaranteed automatic citizenship…it is just not enforced by the state. That is a common misconception.

      The far-left goones would LOVE Huckabee to win the Republican nomination because they want to dog him over his religious beliefs so he wont win. Politics goes both ways. Far left, Far right…both are ugly.

    72. momo says – reply to this


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      He will not become pres. and I don't think any of should worry. Also, look into Obama's church in chi town!! He is a member of Chicago Trinity United Church look it up and see what they believe about race. It's a mess.

    73. Peg says – reply to this


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      God I hope no one votes for him. I will move out of the country if he is elected.

    74. kaos says – reply to this


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      Good. They're illegal, get the hell out of our country. And don't think just cuz you snuck in and have a baby you can have citizenship or they can stay. I'm a supporter of cracking down on illegal immigration. It is BEYOND BRUTAL. Get out of our country!!!!!!!!!

    75. ITS ME says – reply to this


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      I agree with you- what kinda of idiot would want to prevent a child who was born in the United States from being a citizen. That is only going to contribute to the many numbers of illegals living here already. Say yes to amnesty!!!!

    76. Michele says – reply to this


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      I agree that changing the constitution is not a good thing, Perez but I have to say I am 100% behind adopting a law that says children born to illegal immigrants are not automatically legal citizens. Parents of those children typically do not contribute into any of the programs that benefit citizens (medicaid, public school, food stamps etc ), so why should they, through their children, gain from those benefits?

    77. Dizzo says – reply to this


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      He also looks like Gomer Pyle!

    78. ytumamatambien says – reply to this


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      THIS IDIOT IS A FUCKING TOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'd rather have Hilary Clinton's ass leading our country than this douche bag…change the constitution for God…what a piece of shit

    79. Krissi says – reply to this


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      gay

    80. Floridaboy8703 says – reply to this


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      "We've said it before and we'll say it again: this idiot is worse than Bush!"

      Which is why he will win!

    81. Jessica says – reply to this


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      I'll be money that a Republican will win again. Democrats are not united. This country is a sinking ship. I hope one day I am able to move, because I am not proud to be an American.

    82. blondiebabe says – reply to this


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      I hate him. What a retard. The "Word of God" and God represent having free will. Now, isnt that what the constitution should represent? Why does this ass-face want to take away the free will that God gave us? Smartass.

    83. annie says – reply to this


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      there is a lot of corruption in the government and im sure g-d, whichever you serve or believe in, or whatever higher powers you think exist… well im sure they are not happy with it either. so im all for changing corruption. however, im not sure that huckabees phrasiology will go over well. bu his message is a good one. just play down the god part.

    84. Amen Huck says – reply to this


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      Oh boy!!! The shit is gonna hit the fan now because a lot of Americans agree with him. The constitution is not the bible so it can be altered to fit the times. What should we do? Sit back at let the country be overrun? I don't think so.

    85. Jess says – reply to this


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      According to the Center for Immigration Studies, average annual cost per child K-12 is $7,161.00 and exceeds $109 billion annually per cycle of anchor babies. The result? Higher health insurance prices for American families. So instead of going to socialized health care–which would dramatically reduce the level of care Americans receive–we should solve the root of the problem and not allow the children of these immigrants who illegally cross into the U.S. to receive full citizenship status.

      Seriously Perez: I love reading your website for gossip, but I just get angry when you attempt to argue politics from a very uninformed mindset.

    86. alicia says – reply to this


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      FUCK YESSSSSSSS! agree 100% with him
      HUCKABEE 2008!!!
      this world is going to hell in a hadbasket. we need a man with some balls to fix it

      and who the hell is FOR anchor babies. if your parents came here illeagaly, sucking off your hard earned tax monet than no! there kids shouldnt be anchors for them…or legal
      duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Liberalism is a mental disorder

    87. DUMB A** MOTHER-FOO says – reply to this


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      He is one hillbilly mother fu**er!! He IS worse then the hillbilly we have right now. Maybe he should read the constitution BETTER AND MORE CAREFULLY, it clearly states that the government and the church should be separate. Where does he get off… He’s probably gay too just like all those other republicans and against gay rights too!!

    88. KB says – reply to this


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      sooo, you WANT to continue giving citizenship to those ILLEGAL kids? so the taxpayers can continue paying their bills when the parents don't contribute a single tax dollar? Good idea, stick to entertainment reporting. I'm not pro-Huckabee, but it doesn't take a moron to figure out that this is one of the things contributing to the demise of our country.

    89. WTF says – reply to this


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      LMFAOO THE NEW HITLER OMFG THIS GUY MAKES BUSH LOOK A NICE PERSON

    90. WTF says – reply to this


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      LMFAOO THE NEW HITLER OMFG THIS GUY MAKES BUSH LOOK A NICE PERSON

    91. Laacy says – reply to this


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      I definitely agree with doing away with the "anchor" baby idea.

    92. jaded_bitch says – reply to this


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      HAZEL - your name is Hazel? WTF?!

    93. wats wrong with that? says – reply to this


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      don't you know how much money is going towards illegals and thier children? it's the primary reason why healthcare is a problem.

      i feel bad for these poor children… but we just can't help everyone. look at the numbers… and anyone who knows the true facts will agree. theres too many people robbing our systems resources and they aren't even paying taxes!

    94. EAT DICK PEREZ says – reply to this


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      FUCK ILLEGALS, GAYS and all the HATTERS!!! I say HUCKABEE for PRESIDENT!!!! I know all you fags are wanting to fuck him anyway..

    95. Mark says – reply to this


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      OMG… THE US IS FUCKED… US IN CANADA CAN'T BELIEVE THE IDIOTS YOU GUYS ELECT. LOVE YOU GUYS THOUGH… COME TO CANADA! WE SMOKE POT 'CAUSE IT'S LEGAL AND WE HAVE GAY MARRIAGE AND I AIN'T EVEN GAY… HOW EVIL AND SICK IS THIS GUY BUT I BET HALF YOU MORONS WILL VOTE HIM INTO OFFICE… VOTE HILARY OR OBAMA!

    96. Heather says – reply to this


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      I will not vote for Huckabee, I mean the name alone is crazy. But I do agree that it is not right that children born to illegal aliens are automatically citizens. I can barely afford to pay for my diabetes medication, but I still have to pay for people who are not even citizens to get healthcare. How is that fair?

    97. Jarrod says – reply to this


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      What makes him an idiot? That he beleives people shouldn't be allowed to come here illegally 8 months pregnant pop out a kid and now be a legal citizen. If thats the case your calling millions of people idiots.

    98. biscuit says – reply to this


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      Remember that movie The Dead Zone?? If he gets the nomination, someone needs to stop Huckabee just like Christopher Walken's character did to Martin Sheen's!

    99. BD says – reply to this


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      I thought his views on illegal aliens were good–different, but good. It's nice to have someone running who is actually different and not afraid to make his views known.

    100. bebe says – reply to this


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      you need to find God, and stop acting like you're more sophisticated because you have no relationship to whatever God is. maybe if you had a relationship w/God, you'd have a career that wasn't based on feeding off of other people's sorrow like some cravenous SLOB…

      Rev Run says it best: God is Love. and love is the only thing that trumps death. think about it. i bet when someone you love dies, you'll think about it. i bet when you're about to die, you'll think about it.

      where's the humanity???????

      btw, THERE IS NO OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD - NONE - THAT ALLOWS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS TO WORK in it, much less pays for their children's school and health insurance.

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