We Want All The Dirty Details!

1/16/2008 10:39 PM ET | Filed under: Anglophilia • George Michael

George Michael has signed a multi-million dollar deal to pen a "no-holds-barred" autobiography.

HarperCollins will release the book and the publishing company said the singer would write the "access-all-areas" autobiography "entirely himself".

Entirely by himself? Really?

Michael's manager, Andy Stephens, said: "George has promised HarperCollins a no-holds-barred biography, and it's certain to be just that. People aren't stupid, they're beginning to notice that the truth is more interesting than the stories the press come up with."

We want the warts and all! Literally.

GM better spill the beans on his sexual compulsivity, drug use, etc. etc. etc.

Don't sugarcoat, sweetie!

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cock says – reply to this

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do not want warts
cock says – reply to this

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the lions and the lambs aint sleeping yet.
Frank McBanus says – reply to this

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Taint
cock says – reply to this

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perez, make a video. i want to see yr face some more.
cock says – reply to this

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frank gtfo of my comment space
I love it! says – reply to this

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I wonder if he is going to mention that he has been waxing his back since he was a chunky 9 year old lass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xuszerep says – reply to this

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Should be some good readin'.
cock says – reply to this

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i love autobiographies that include detailed sexual experiences.
fruiity says – reply to this

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i love george………2nd?
sarah says – reply to this

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wow, haven't heard of him in awhile??
Hey says – reply to this

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mmmm i hope he does too girl!
Kailey D. says – reply to this

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25th!
lindsey says – reply to this

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woot
zoee says – reply to this

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hahahahah
Kailey D. says – reply to this

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ok… 12th…
aimegirl says – reply to this

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and to think….he wanted to be out "FATHER FIGURE"
aimegirl says – reply to this

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and to think….he wanted to be out "FATHER FIGURE"
david says – reply to this

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i LOOOOOVE george michael!!!!! and rest assured, he WILL tell it all!! george doesn't bite his tongue about anything. i can't wait to read it!!

FIRST HOES!!!!!
hannah says – reply to this

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first!!
OPRAH says – reply to this

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GAY IS SIN
GAY IS SIN
GAY IS SIN
GAY IS SIN
ASK GOD FOR FORGIVNESS AND HE WILL SAVE ALL WHO ARE GAY!!
mellllll says – reply to this

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hiiii
asdfghjkl says – reply to this

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first
Fucked up mess says – reply to this

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Who cares about this washed up has been when Britney Spears has a new boyfriend this week?
liz says – reply to this

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I am watching American Idol right now and it sucks,,,to bad George's book wasn't out now I would be reading it.
simon c says – reply to this

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but can he sing
Rachel Ray says – reply to this

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YUMMO! I'd like to eat him!!
LauraQ says – reply to this

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Well I'd like to know why he refused to play any concerts in the USA on his last tour. I know he's not that big here anymore but at least could have sold out in places like Chicago,NY and Los Angeles. I'd love to hear him sing "Careless Whisper" live again!
*********** ZAC GAYFRON ****************** says – reply to this

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************** ZAC GAYFRON ********************
************** LIKES IT DIRTY!!!!!! ********************
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************** YES ZACQUISHA WANTS ********************
************** TO READ IT. ********************
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************* ZAC GAYFRON THE MOST ********************
************* BEUTIFUL IN HOLYWEIRD ********************
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MellieD says – reply to this

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TOTALLY off the subject but Perez i have to ask….. People Mag Online just released 7 pics of Spencer and his "girlfriend" Heidi's vacation in Mexico. Please tell me you've seen them and your going to put them on your site!? They are HILARIOUS and so FAKE its unbelieveable!!!! Totally look like shots from a photo studio. I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR YOUR COMMENTS ON THEM!!!!!!
Lenora says EAT IT! says – reply to this

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Oh fat ass you just want to know who's cock he slurped on. Since we know his taste is for old nasty men you aren't going to be wanting to hear much of that. Or are you? Ya fucking nasty boy hahahhaa
KOCKaholic says – reply to this

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Mmm, mmm, mmm…desperate for attention, that Miss Michael! (’cause she's nasty)
{♥♀krazihottkelli☻bitchygrl@☻krazihouze☻♀} says – reply to this

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♀zzzzzzzzzzzzz♀

hez gay..zo

that meanz hez

kooooooooool ◘ ◘

☻zzzzzzzzzzz☻☻☻
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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OH YEAH BABY!!! ROCK IT OUT GM!!! DON'T HOLD BACK, GIRLFRIEND!! PUSH IT AND CATCH IT HONEY!!! WE'RE TALKING MILLILONS HONEY!! WHOA BABY!! IT DIDN'T HURT ELTON NONE TO COME CLEAN WITH STUFF. AS A REWARD TO YOU I'M GONNA GO DOWN THIS COMMENT LIST AND BLAST PEOPLE WHO HATE ON YOU
HAYWOOD says – reply to this

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He is writing this book because he wants to, not because he HAS too.
This one will go flying off the shelf for it's honesty I assure you.
I hope he calls it "Careless Whispers".
That would about sum it up.
He has NOTHING to be ashamed of…
and he won't be either so look out.
He still isn't done in music though… he could sell another million + on a new albulm before this book even comes out…. he's not cutting edge, he's the the blood that the edge can't cut though.
seriously.
maureenc says – reply to this

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LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!Always been under rated…..
JK says – reply to this

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I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE GEORGE MICHAEL. OK, yay about his autobiography but really, what I want him to do is TOUR! I need to see this man in person. He's incredibly talented. His voice still melts butter and my heart! I love you George…can't wait to see you on Eli Stone at the end of January and his music was all I listened to in the 80's and through my first pregnancy and now my 3 1/2 yr old loves his music!
oldlady says – reply to this

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WHO IS THIS GUY????? AND WHY DO WE WANT TO READ ABOUT HIM???
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAnge says – reply to this

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George is saying: "HANDS UP WHO THINKS SIMLA TAAK'S A THIEF?" See, I told you. Simla Taak of Property Magnates is a fucking thief.
Dogballs says – reply to this

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Maybe he'll make it a scratch-N-sniff book. Just imagine what that would smell like.
CoCo Chanel rules the runway says – reply to this

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Re: OPRAH – #21 why don't you go to the bathroom and grab that used bloody tampon from your toilet that refuses to flush and ram it down your throat and then take a sponge and clean the maggots out of your asshole. i hope someone slashes your fucking throat open…die bitch!
maureenc says – reply to this

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Re: OPRAH – Oh yeah, oprah, pray to Jesus to make yourself not such a dumb fuck.
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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Re: maureenc – #39 I LIKE YOU HONEY!! YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND, NOW, KAY?
OPRAH says – reply to this

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HOMOPHOB…..GOD IS SO PLEASED WITH YOU….HE HATES GAYS JUST LIKE YOU DO!!!! I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE BITCH…..AND NOW I HAVE MY OWN NETWORK….SO GET USED TO ME MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
les uk says – reply to this

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he'll deliver , he may as well make the cash as opposed to the tabloids. Did you see the last ever EXTRA'S - Ricky Gervais / Ashley Jensen George sent himself up wonderfully !!!
OPRAH says – reply to this

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COCO….HOW BOUT YOU LICK MY BLOODY CUNT U STUPID UGLY FAT ASSED BITCH! GOTTA GO…YOUR DAD WANTS ME TO STRAP ONE ON AND FUCK HIM AND YOUR MOM UP THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~ BITE ME ~~~~~~~~~ says – reply to this

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HE LOOKS LIKE SHIT FROM SUCKING TOO MUCH COCK.
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I SAW HIM IN PERSON 15 YEARS AGO. HE USED TO BE GORGEOUS!!!
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COULTER IS A CUNT says – reply to this

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Re: OPRAH – i'm gonna bend you over and ram a broomstick up your asshole and listen to you scream and i'm not gonna stop until you bleed to death
Andrew Ridgeley says – reply to this

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Can't wait for the book signing…coming to a restroom gloryhole near you!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BITE ME ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ says – reply to this

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WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HIM SUCKING COCKS!!!
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OPRAH says – reply to this

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MAUREENC………I JUST SPOKE TO JESUS…HE SAID HE HATES YOUR FUCKING GUTS AND HE WILL HAVE A HORSE FUCK YOU UP YOUR FAT ASS TILL YOU DIE…..BURN IN HELL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OPRAH says – reply to this

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COULTER IS A CUNT…..THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE SOMEONE TO DO TO YOU…..YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kelli says – reply to this

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I LOVE GEORGE MICHAEL! i'm so excited for him!
sunshinesbetter says – reply to this

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perez, you and teddy were fab on tom green's show.

and yeah! about georgie's book!!!
Mia says – reply to this

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George Michael is an amazing guy. Yeah he has his faults, but he would not garner enough public interest to sell a book, if he didn't. The thing is, he's honest about it. He's owned up to his fuck-ups and I've seen him in many interviews where he makes jokes about it and can really laugh at himself. I admire George's self-efficacy. He doesn't apologize for who he's turned out to be, good, bad or otherwise. He smokes pot, so what? He likes gay sex, so what? He's had a little 'work' done, so what? The guy's also an unquestionably talented and charismatic individual, who has so generously made the decision to share with millions of fans, his innermost experiences. Buy this book and support a talent like no other. George Michael is an inspiration. Accept it.
franny b says – reply to this

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George is soo real, he definitely will not be sugarcoating anything. don't worry guys I'm sure he wants to make the bestsellers list…
CoCo Chanel rules the runway says – reply to this

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Re: OPRAH – I'm on my way over now to help you insert your maggot infested tampon down your throat
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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Re: OPRAH – #55 I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU THREATENING MY NEW FRIEND MAUREENC SO I HAD THE FYC TRACE YOUR EMAIL AND I'M SENDING SOME VERY NICE MEN IN WHITE COATS OVER NOW TO MAKE SURE YOU GET THE HELP YOU NEED. YOU CAN WRITE A NICE THANKYOU LETTER TO YOUR UNCLE JIMMYJAZZ ONCE WE DETERMINE WHETHER YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH AN INK PEN…SWEET DREAMS PRINCESS
VS says – reply to this

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I will be the first in line when it comes out. I have loved his music since I
first heard his voice. This should be good. He has some heartbreak in there.
Go George!
Knuckles Muldoon says – reply to this

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Hey, hey, here's a question for ya - If George Michael had a twelve inch dick growing out of his forehead, how much of it would he be able to see?
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None, because he'd have two great big balls in front of his eyes!
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Look, the North Koreans are paying me to tell these jokes. They also tried to pay me to 'USA #1 fuckie suckie' (their words) with Bai Ling, but I took the comedy gig instead.
Babboonicus Scrote says – reply to this

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Here's my take on the whole thing - Chris Angel can levitate with the best of 'em, but he can't hold a candle to George when it comes to makin' a cock disappear, am I right?
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In the crack or on your back, George m'boy?
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GoochFreak! GoochFreak! Are you ready!?
Lynn says – reply to this

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With his drug addled brain, he couldn't possible have many memories left…he's going to have to goggle his own bad press.
Captain Beef Pump says – reply to this

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I feel that George has made great strides over the years and has really come into his own as one of the greatest balloon-folding acts of all time. But then considering how much cock George plays with, how could he NOT be good, you know what I'm sayin'?
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Anyway Georgie-Boy, cheers and keep up the good wank.
the gypsy who predicts Ben Stillers future says – reply to this

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Perhaps the book in question may shed some light on the eventual fate of Jimmy the Gerbil, or would that be too much to ask?
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His family was NOT amused!
Do we really want to know?? says – reply to this

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i can just imagine how gross and graphic this book will be. George honey… we really don't want to hear about you f**king every gay guy out there… no thanks
Do we really want to know?? says – reply to this

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i can just imagine how gross and graphic this book will be. George honey… we really don't want to hear about you f**king every gay guy out there… no thanks
Do we really want to know?? says – reply to this

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i can just imagine how gross and graphic this book will be. George honey… we really don't want to hear about you f**king every gay guy out there… no thanks
Do we really want to know?? says – reply to this

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i can just imagine how gross and graphic this book will be. George honey… we really don't want to hear about you f**king every gay guy out there… no thanks
Do we really want to know?? says – reply to this

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i can just imagine how gross and graphic this book will be. George honey… we really don't want to hear about you f**king every gay guy out there… no thanks
Festus says – reply to this

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That guy. He's a real card. I know that's a crazy thing to say.
Can I have my meds now?
Britney Spears ass speaks to me in my dreams, and it doesn't always have nice things to say. For instance, the other day Britney Spears ass said that my dad is a bad guy. Well, he's not that bad I'll have you know, because he said that when he gets out of jail in fifty years, he's takin' me fishin', so take that, Britney Spears ass!
dtd says – reply to this

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"What would lead you to the conclusion that George Michael was GAY? George Michael? Not the frontman for Wham… Surely you jest."-Michael Ian Black

really none of this book will be surprising. maybe disgusting and horrifying but not surprising.
Ricardo says – reply to this

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At this point Who Cares????
He is old and we all know he is gay and a drug addict….
Do we don't know he takes it up the a$$…
His life has been so public already for free…why pay for details???
There are better things to learn….He is tired already, just like Boy George….
OLD LADIES……
Dano says – reply to this

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. Did you stupid cunts knew that he actually fucked Chris Crocker in a fucking alley? i mean, he actually placed his fucking old cock into Crockers cunt, and he ASS FUCKED HIM! and came all over his fucking face.
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PEREZ I LAV U!
Kebab says – reply to this

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Well as for waxing his back l guess the reason for that is "That's his best Feature"
ChingaLinga says – reply to this

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i think we already know all there is to know about him, what else can he tell… sounds like a bore… yawn…
GaayIsA Sin says – reply to this

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No holds barred or no holes barred? Newsflash: Geo Mich is dying of AIIDS - yippee!
filthbarrel says – reply to this

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He means "No holes barred" autobio.

He's had all his holes barred, lucky love.
he is gross says – reply to this

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he looks horrible! i hope he talks about having sex in trash bins and sucking the crusty dryed crap off old homeless trolls butts. "i heard that he does that"
sweetthing says – reply to this

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Re: Oprah I just talked to jesus, he said he wants you to suck his big fat cock like there's fruit at the bottom, then he wants to cum all over your face, YOU FUCKING HOMOPHOBE MOTHERFUCKER!! WE ALL KNOW THAT JESUS FREAKS ARE ALL REALLY CLOSET CASES THAT HAVE BEEN STICKING THERE COCKS IN GLORY HOLES AFTER CHURCH. I'M A CHICK, AND I'LL FUCK YOU UP IF YOU KEEP SPREADING YOUR HOMOPHOBIC SHIT ON THIS SITE AGAIN. AND IF YOU HATE GAYS SO MUCH, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THIS SITE??? YOU STUPID CUNT. OH YEAH, JESUS SAID HE HATES YOU CUZ YOU GIVE LOUSY HEAD. LOL LOL LOL LOL
sweetthing says – reply to this

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Re: Oprah I just talked to jesus, he said he wants you to suck his big fat cock like there's fruit at the bottom, then he wants to cum all over your face, YOU FUCKING HOMOPHOBE MOTHERFUCKER!! WE ALL KNOW THAT JESUS FREAKS ARE ALL REALLY CLOSET CASES THAT HAVE BEEN STICKING THERE COCKS IN GLORY HOLES AFTER CHURCH. I'M A CHICK, AND I'LL FUCK YOU UP IF YOU KEEP SPREADING YOUR HOMOPHOBIC SHIT ON THIS SITE AGAIN. AND IF YOU HATE GAYS SO MUCH, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THIS SITE??? YOU STUPID CUNT. OH YEAH, JESUS SAID HE HATES YOU CUZ YOU GIVE LOUSY HEAD. LOL LOL LOL LOL
sweetthing says – reply to this

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Re: Oprah I just talked to jesus, he said he wants you to suck his big fat cock like there's fruit at the bottom, then he wants to cum all over your face, YOU FUCKING HOMOPHOBE MOTHERFUCKER!! WE ALL KNOW THAT JESUS FREAKS ARE ALL REALLY CLOSET CASES THAT HAVE BEEN STICKING THERE COCKS IN GLORY HOLES AFTER CHURCH. I'M A CHICK, AND I'LL FUCK YOU UP IF YOU KEEP SPREADING YOUR HOMOPHOBIC SHIT ON THIS SITE AGAIN. AND IF YOU HATE GAYS SO MUCH, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THIS SITE??? YOU STUPID CUNT. OH YEAH, JESUS SAID HE HATES YOU CUZ YOU GIVE LOUSY HEAD. LOL LOL LOL LOL
sweetthing says – reply to this

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Re: Oprah I just talked to jesus, he said he wants you to suck his big fat cock like there's fruit at the bottom, then he wants to cum all over your face, YOU FUCKING HOMOPHOBE MOTHERFUCKER!! WE ALL KNOW THAT JESUS FREAKS ARE ALL REALLY CLOSET CASES THAT HAVE BEEN STICKING THERE COCKS IN GLORY HOLES AFTER CHURCH. I'M A CHICK, AND I'LL FUCK YOU UP IF YOU KEEP SPREADING YOUR HOMOPHOBIC SHIT ON THIS SITE AGAIN. AND IF YOU HATE GAYS SO MUCH, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THIS SITE??? YOU STUPID CUNT. OH YEAH, JESUS SAID HE HATES YOU CUZ YOU GIVE LOUSY HEAD. LOL LOL LOL LOL
sweetthing says – reply to this

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Re: Oprah I just talked to jesus, he said he wants you to suck his big fat cock like there's fruit at the bottom, then he wants to cum all over your face, YOU FUCKING HOMOPHOBE MOTHERFUCKER!! WE ALL KNOW THAT JESUS FREAKS ARE ALL REALLY CLOSET CASES THAT HAVE BEEN STICKING THERE COCKS IN GLORY HOLES AFTER CHURCH. I'M A CHICK, AND I'LL FUCK YOU UP IF YOU KEEP SPREADING YOUR HOMOPHOBIC SHIT ON THIS SITE AGAIN. AND IF YOU HATE GAYS SO MUCH, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THIS SITE??? YOU STUPID CUNT. OH YEAH, JESUS SAID HE HATES YOU CUZ YOU GIVE LOUSY HEAD. LOL LOL LOL LOL
sweetthing says – reply to this

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Re: Oprah I just talked to jesus, he said he wants you to suck his big fat cock like there's fruit at the bottom, then he wants to cum all over your face, YOU FUCKING HOMOPHOBE MOTHERFUCKER!! WE ALL KNOW THAT JESUS FREAKS ARE ALL REALLY CLOSET CASES THAT HAVE BEEN STICKING THERE COCKS IN GLORY HOLES AFTER CHURCH. I'M A CHICK, AND I'LL FUCK YOU UP IF YOU KEEP SPREADING YOUR HOMOPHOBIC SHIT ON THIS SITE AGAIN. AND IF YOU HATE GAYS SO MUCH, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THIS SITE??? YOU STUPID CUNT. OH YEAH, JESUS SAID HE HATES YOU CUZ YOU GIVE LOUSY HEAD. LOL LOL LOL LOL
sweetthing says – reply to this

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Re: Oprah I just talked to jesus, he said he wants you to suck his big fat cock like there's fruit at the bottom, then he wants to cum all over your face, YOU FUCKING HOMOPHOBE MOTHERFUCKER!! WE ALL KNOW THAT JESUS FREAKS ARE ALL REALLY CLOSET CASES THAT HAVE BEEN STICKING THERE COCKS IN GLORY HOLES AFTER CHURCH. I'M A CHICK, AND I'LL FUCK YOU UP IF YOU KEEP SPREADING YOUR HOMOPHOBIC SHIT ON THIS SITE AGAIN. AND IF YOU HATE GAYS SO MUCH, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THIS SITE??? YOU STUPID CUNT. OH YEAH, JESUS SAID HE HATES YOU CUZ YOU GIVE LOUSY HEAD. LOL LOL LOL LOL
King of Mean says – reply to this

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You're not going to get the truth, or anything close to it… besides, the real truth would be pretty dull. "I sucked a guy off in a Beverly Hills public toilet"… ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz.
Ryan Sheckler Makes Me Horny says – reply to this

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The guy is a total has-been. Too bad he has turned into a drug-addicted douchebag.
PACA says – reply to this

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THERE IS NOTHING TO WRITE EXCEPT TO SAY HE IS A TYPICAL PERVERTED, SICKMINDED, MOLESTED HOMOSEXUAL WHO DOES TYPICAL GAY THINGS LIKE EXPOSE HIS COCK AND PUTS HIS MOUTH UP TO GLORY HOLES IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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Re: PACA – #92 ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, PACA. NO MEANS NO! I KNOW YOU WANT TO LET YOUR HANDS ROAM ALL OVER MY TANNED MUSCLED BODY..BUT JUS CAUSE I'M GAY DOESN'T MEAN I'M GONNA LET YOU TOUCH ME! YOU HAVE TOO MUCH ANGER TO WORK OUT. ….BUT CHECK ME OUT, YO!! ROSIE ANSWERED MY Q ON HER BLOG. WORD UP!! AS FOR YOU PACA…DON'T YOU HAVE SOME CHICKENS TO FEED IN THAT ABANDONED WEED FILLED LOT THAT YOU "TEMPORARILY" CALL A HOME? HEE HEE….HOLLA!!!!! TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT
MomV4 says – reply to this

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(a) I would buy the book, and

(b) I would give anything to hear him SING AGAIN! xo
Catie says – reply to this

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I just want to know when he is going to tour the U.S. Haven't we waited long enough?
Snickers says – reply to this

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Cooool- I still think "Father Figure" is one of the Top 5 best pop songs of the 1980s! I got his "best of" CD for Christmas - awesome! Hopefully George will explain why he has become such a pothead and has not made a new album in years! FYI, George Michael is half Greek on his dad's side, half Jewish on his mom's.
COSTAMESABOY says – reply to this

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IS HE GONNA TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT JUST HOW DISGUSTING AND FILTHY NASTY WHORES FAGS ARE?? HOW THEY EAT FECES STRAIGHT FROM THE ASSHOLE AND ALWAYS HAVE BLOODY DIARREA AND HAVE ASSHOLES SO BIG YOU CAN DRIVE A BUS THROUGH IT. HOW FAGS ARE CREATURES THAT SHOULD BE EXTERMINATED THAT THEY ARE VILE, NASTY CREATURES WHO ALWAYS SMELL LIKE SHIT AND URINE???
deedee says – reply to this

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I would rather George focus on his superb musical talent. He needs to put more music out. There is nothing that George could do musically that would be less than perfecttion.

Give us some more of what your good at. Because your a trainwreck relationship wise.
GERALDO RIVERA says – reply to this

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All fags are going to hell. Fags are the wretched of the earth!!! We don't have fags in Puerto Rico because when they are born they have the mark of the devil on the bottom of their feet it is a capitol F for fags, and so the doctor immediately drowns the fag enfant in the toilet and the parents rejoice and cross themselves. Why the toilet you ask? Because they know that the little fag baby will grow up smelling like stool, which is what the fags love!
I LOVE GEORGIOS says – reply to this

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YES!!! I am a HUGE George Michael fan and I cannot wait to read this book!!! I know he is going to tell it ALL like it is, none of this fabricated Hollyweird bullshit people read about George just the real deal shit. I am SO EXCITED this is going to be a HUGE book!!! George PLEASE COME PERFORM IN THE STATES PLEASE!!!
THE TROLL STRIKES AGAIN!!!! says – reply to this

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The Puerto Rican Troll is at it again. Not only is she posting as Oprah, she is also answering the criticism of Oprah using a different name, why you may ask?? To start a race rant because that' what all borderline psychopaths, with no jobs, in need of meds, self-hating, poor, dumbasses do! You can bet your bottom dollar that this vile bitch is behind the racists comments on this board under every story.
I've Known For A Long Time says – reply to this

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The troll makes people want to retaliate, that's human nature. People on this blog, as well as others, have been warned about her. I always know when it's her. Sometimes I respond, sometimes I don't, it all depends.
maureenc says – reply to this

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Re: OPRAH – Oh, Oprah! This is too easy! Too FUN!!! I really have better things to be doing but I had to let you know that I KNOW exactly who you are! A fat, uneducated, lazy bitch that nobody ever loved or ever will so you sit on the computer all day eating doritos and sucking down big gulps while you spew your hatred to the world. Jesus REALLY doesn't like those people the most, he just told me that!!!!
To Golden Chops George says – reply to this

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He's been around the block, and this contract will serve as a retirement fund for much later, if he's clever about things. George has chops, and should stick to music as he is easily sidetracked, as most of us are. It's the work, George.
blablabla says – reply to this

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It'll be a short book
GIMME DOPE, GIMME SEX, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I SAID I WANT DOPE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry for the spoiler folks

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