We Want All The Dirty Details!
Filed under: Anglophilia > George Michael
George Michael has signed a multi-million dollar deal to pen a "no-holds-barred" autobiography.
HarperCollins will release the book and the publishing company said the singer would write the "access-all-areas" autobiography "entirely himself".
Entirely by himself? Really?
Michael's manager, Andy Stephens, said: "George has promised HarperCollins a no-holds-barred biography, and it's certain to be just that. People aren't stupid, they're beginning to notice that the truth is more interesting than the stories the press come up with."
We want the warts and all! Literally.
GM better spill the beans on his sexual compulsivity, drug use, etc. etc. etc.
Don't sugarcoat, sweetie!
Posted: January 16, 2008 at 10:39 pm
do not want warts
the lions and the lambs aint sleeping yet.
Taint
perez, make a video. i want to see yr face some more.
frank gtfo of my comment space
I wonder if he is going to mention that he has been waxing his back since he was a chunky 9 year old lass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Should be some good readin'.
i love autobiographies that include detailed sexual experiences.
i love george………2nd?
wow, haven't heard of him in awhile??
mmmm i hope he does too girl!
25th!
woot
hahahahah
ok… 12th…
and to think….he wanted to be out "FATHER FIGURE"
and to think….he wanted to be out "FATHER FIGURE"
i LOOOOOVE george michael!!!!! and rest assured, he WILL tell it all!! george doesn't bite his tongue about anything. i can't wait to read it!!
FIRST HOES!!!!!
first!!
GAY IS SIN
GAY IS SIN
GAY IS SIN
GAY IS SIN
ASK GOD FOR FORGIVNESS AND HE WILL SAVE ALL WHO ARE GAY!!
hiiii
first
Who cares about this washed up has been when Britney Spears has a new boyfriend this week?
I am watching American Idol right now and it sucks,,,to bad George's book wasn't out now I would be reading it.
but can he sing
YUMMO! I'd like to eat him!!
Well I'd like to know why he refused to play any concerts in the USA on his last tour. I know he's not that big here anymore but at least could have sold out in places like Chicago,NY and Los Angeles. I'd love to hear him sing "Careless Whisper" live again!
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TOTALLY off the subject but Perez i have to ask….. People Mag Online just released 7 pics of Spencer and his "girlfriend" Heidi's vacation in Mexico. Please tell me you've seen them and your going to put them on your site!? They are HILARIOUS and so FAKE its unbelieveable!!!! Totally look like shots from a photo studio. I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR YOUR COMMENTS ON THEM!!!!!!
Oh fat ass you just want to know who's cock he slurped on. Since we know his taste is for old nasty men you aren't going to be wanting to hear much of that. Or are you? Ya fucking nasty boy hahahhaa
Mmm, mmm, mmm…desperate for attention, that Miss Michael! (’cause she's nasty)
♀zzzzzzzzzzzzz♀
hez gay..zo
that meanz hez
kooooooooool ◘ ◘
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OH YEAH BABY!!! ROCK IT OUT GM!!! DON'T HOLD BACK, GIRLFRIEND!! PUSH IT AND CATCH IT HONEY!!! WE'RE TALKING MILLILONS HONEY!! WHOA BABY!! IT DIDN'T HURT ELTON NONE TO COME CLEAN WITH STUFF. AS A REWARD TO YOU I'M GONNA GO DOWN THIS COMMENT LIST AND BLAST PEOPLE WHO HATE ON YOU
He is writing this book because he wants to, not because he HAS too.
This one will go flying off the shelf for it's honesty I assure you.
I hope he calls it "Careless Whispers".
That would about sum it up.
He has NOTHING to be ashamed of…
and he won't be either so look out.
He still isn't done in music though… he could sell another million + on a new albulm before this book even comes out…. he's not cutting edge, he's the the blood that the edge can't cut though.
seriously.
LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!Always been under rated…..
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE GEORGE MICHAEL. OK, yay about his autobiography but really, what I want him to do is TOUR! I need to see this man in person. He's incredibly talented. His voice still melts butter and my heart! I love you George…can't wait to see you on Eli Stone at the end of January and his music was all I listened to in the 80's and through my first pregnancy and now my 3 1/2 yr old loves his music!
WHO IS THIS GUY????? AND WHY DO WE WANT TO READ ABOUT HIM???
George is saying: "HANDS UP WHO THINKS SIMLA TAAK'S A THIEF?" See, I told you. Simla Taak of Property Magnates is a fucking thief.
Maybe he'll make it a scratch-N-sniff book. Just imagine what that would smell like.
Re: OPRAH – #21 why don't you go to the bathroom and grab that used bloody tampon from your toilet that refuses to flush and ram it down your throat and then take a sponge and clean the maggots out of your asshole. i hope someone slashes your fucking throat open…die bitch!
Re: OPRAH – Oh yeah, oprah, pray to Jesus to make yourself not such a dumb fuck.
Re: maureenc – #39 I LIKE YOU HONEY!! YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND, NOW, KAY?
HOMOPHOB…..GOD IS SO PLEASED WITH YOU….HE HATES GAYS JUST LIKE YOU DO!!!! I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE BITCH…..AND NOW I HAVE MY OWN NETWORK….SO GET USED TO ME MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he'll deliver , he may as well make the cash as opposed to the tabloids. Did you see the last ever EXTRA'S - Ricky Gervais / Ashley Jensen George sent himself up wonderfully !!!
COCO….HOW BOUT YOU LICK MY BLOODY CUNT U STUPID UGLY FAT ASSED BITCH! GOTTA GO…YOUR DAD WANTS ME TO STRAP ONE ON AND FUCK HIM AND YOUR MOM UP THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HE LOOKS LIKE SHIT FROM SUCKING TOO MUCH COCK.
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I SAW HIM IN PERSON 15 YEARS AGO. HE USED TO BE GORGEOUS!!!
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Re: OPRAH – i'm gonna bend you over and ram a broomstick up your asshole and listen to you scream and i'm not gonna stop until you bleed to death
Can't wait for the book signing…coming to a restroom gloryhole near you!
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WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HIM SUCKING COCKS!!!
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MAUREENC………I JUST SPOKE TO JESUS…HE SAID HE HATES YOUR FUCKING GUTS AND HE WILL HAVE A HORSE FUCK YOU UP YOUR FAT ASS TILL YOU DIE…..BURN IN HELL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COULTER IS A CUNT…..THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE SOMEONE TO DO TO YOU…..YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE GEORGE MICHAEL! i'm so excited for him!
perez, you and teddy were fab on tom green's show.
and yeah! about georgie's book!!!
George Michael is an amazing guy. Yeah he has his faults, but he would not garner enough public interest to sell a book, if he didn't. The thing is, he's honest about it. He's owned up to his fuck-ups and I've seen him in many interviews where he makes jokes about it and can really laugh at himself. I admire George's self-efficacy. He doesn't apologize for who he's turned out to be, good, bad or otherwise. He smokes pot, so what? He likes gay sex, so what? He's had a little 'work' done, so what? The guy's also an unquestionably talented and charismatic individual, who has so generously made the decision to share with millions of fans, his innermost experiences. Buy this book and support a talent like no other. George Michael is an inspiration. Accept it.
George is soo real, he definitely will not be sugarcoating anything. don't worry guys I'm sure he wants to make the bestsellers list…
Re: OPRAH – I'm on my way over now to help you insert your maggot infested tampon down your throat
Re: OPRAH – #55 I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU THREATENING MY NEW FRIEND MAUREENC SO I HAD THE FYC TRACE YOUR EMAIL AND I'M SENDING SOME VERY NICE MEN IN WHITE COATS OVER NOW TO MAKE SURE YOU GET THE HELP YOU NEED. YOU CAN WRITE A NICE THANKYOU LETTER TO YOUR UNCLE JIMMYJAZZ ONCE WE DETERMINE WHETHER YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH AN INK PEN…SWEET DREAMS PRINCESS
I will be the first in line when it comes out. I have loved his music since I
first heard his voice. This should be good. He has some heartbreak in there.
Go George!
Hey, hey, here's a question for ya - If George Michael had a twelve inch dick growing out of his forehead, how much of it would he be able to see?
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None, because he'd have two great big balls in front of his eyes!
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Look, the North Koreans are paying me to tell these jokes. They also tried to pay me to 'USA #1 fuckie suckie' (their words) with Bai Ling, but I took the comedy gig instead.
Here's my take on the whole thing - Chris Angel can levitate with the best of 'em, but he can't hold a candle to George when it comes to makin' a cock disappear, am I right?
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In the crack or on your back, George m'boy?
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GoochFreak! GoochFreak! Are you ready!?
With his drug addled brain, he couldn't possible have many memories left…he's going to have to goggle his own bad press.
I feel that George has made great strides over the years and has really come into his own as one of the greatest balloon-folding acts of all time. But then considering how much cock George plays with, how could he NOT be good, you know what I'm sayin'?
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Anyway Georgie-Boy, cheers and keep up the good wank.
Perhaps the book in question may shed some light on the eventual fate of Jimmy the Gerbil, or would that be too much to ask?
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His family was NOT amused!
i can just imagine how gross and graphic this book will be. George honey… we really don't want to hear about you f**king every gay guy out there… no thanks
i can just imagine how gross and graphic this book will be. George honey… we really don't want to hear about you f**king every gay guy out there… no thanks
i can just imagine how gross and graphic this book will be. George honey… we really don't want to hear about you f**king every gay guy out there… no thanks
i can just imagine how gross and graphic this book will be. George honey… we really don't want to hear about you f**king every gay guy out there… no thanks
i can just imagine how gross and graphic this book will be. George honey… we really don't want to hear about you f**king every gay guy out there… no thanks
That guy. He's a real card. I know that's a crazy thing to say.
Can I have my meds now?
Britney Spears ass speaks to me in my dreams, and it doesn't always have nice things to say. For instance, the other day Britney Spears ass said that my dad is a bad guy. Well, he's not that bad I'll have you know, because he said that when he gets out of jail in fifty years, he's takin' me fishin', so take that, Britney Spears ass!
"What would lead you to the conclusion that George Michael was GAY? George Michael? Not the frontman for Wham… Surely you jest."-Michael Ian Black
really none of this book will be surprising. maybe disgusting and horrifying but not surprising.
At this point Who Cares????
He is old and we all know he is gay and a drug addict….
Do we don't know he takes it up the a$$…
His life has been so public already for free…why pay for details???
There are better things to learn….He is tired already, just like Boy George….
OLD LADIES……
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. Did you stupid cunts knew that he actually fucked Chris Crocker in a fucking alley? i mean, he actually placed his fucking old cock into Crockers cunt, and he ASS FUCKED HIM! and came all over his fucking face.
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PEREZ I LAV U!
Well as for waxing his back l guess the reason for that is "That's his best Feature"
i think we already know all there is to know about him, what else can he tell… sounds like a bore… yawn…
No holds barred or no holes barred? Newsflash: Geo Mich is dying of AIIDS - yippee!
He means "No holes barred" autobio.
He's had all his holes barred, lucky love.
he looks horrible! i hope he talks about having sex in trash bins and sucking the crusty dryed crap off old homeless trolls butts. "i heard that he does that"
Re: Oprah I just talked to jesus, he said he wants you to suck his big fat cock like there's fruit at the bottom, then he wants to cum all over your face, YOU FUCKING HOMOPHOBE MOTHERFUCKER!! WE ALL KNOW THAT JESUS FREAKS ARE ALL REALLY CLOSET CASES THAT HAVE BEEN STICKING THERE COCKS IN GLORY HOLES AFTER CHURCH. I'M A CHICK, AND I'LL FUCK YOU UP IF YOU KEEP SPREADING YOUR HOMOPHOBIC SHIT ON THIS SITE AGAIN. AND IF YOU HATE GAYS SO MUCH, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THIS SITE??? YOU STUPID CUNT. OH YEAH, JESUS SAID HE HATES YOU CUZ YOU GIVE LOUSY HEAD. LOL LOL LOL LOL
Re: Oprah I just talked to jesus, he said he wants you to suck his big fat cock like there's fruit at the bottom, then he wants to cum all over your face, YOU FUCKING HOMOPHOBE MOTHERFUCKER!! WE ALL KNOW THAT JESUS FREAKS ARE ALL REALLY CLOSET CASES THAT HAVE BEEN STICKING THERE COCKS IN GLORY HOLES AFTER CHURCH. I'M A CHICK, AND I'LL FUCK YOU UP IF YOU KEEP SPREADING YOUR HOMOPHOBIC SHIT ON THIS SITE AGAIN. AND IF YOU HATE GAYS SO MUCH, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THIS SITE??? YOU STUPID CUNT. OH YEAH, JESUS SAID HE HATES YOU CUZ YOU GIVE LOUSY HEAD. LOL LOL LOL LOL
Re: Oprah I just talked to jesus, he said he wants you to suck his big fat cock like there's fruit at the bottom, then he wants to cum all over your face, YOU FUCKING HOMOPHOBE MOTHERFUCKER!! WE ALL KNOW THAT JESUS FREAKS ARE ALL REALLY CLOSET CASES THAT HAVE BEEN STICKING THERE COCKS IN GLORY HOLES AFTER CHURCH. I'M A CHICK, AND I'LL FUCK YOU UP IF YOU KEEP SPREADING YOUR HOMOPHOBIC SHIT ON THIS SITE AGAIN. AND IF YOU HATE GAYS SO MUCH, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THIS SITE??? YOU STUPID CUNT. OH YEAH, JESUS SAID HE HATES YOU CUZ YOU GIVE LOUSY HEAD. LOL LOL LOL LOL
Re: Oprah I just talked to jesus, he said he wants you to suck his big fat cock like there's fruit at the bottom, then he wants to cum all over your face, YOU FUCKING HOMOPHOBE MOTHERFUCKER!! WE ALL KNOW THAT JESUS FREAKS ARE ALL REALLY CLOSET CASES THAT HAVE BEEN STICKING THERE COCKS IN GLORY HOLES AFTER CHURCH. I'M A CHICK, AND I'LL FUCK YOU UP IF YOU KEEP SPREADING YOUR HOMOPHOBIC SHIT ON THIS SITE AGAIN. AND IF YOU HATE GAYS SO MUCH, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THIS SITE??? YOU STUPID CUNT. OH YEAH, JESUS SAID HE HATES YOU CUZ YOU GIVE LOUSY HEAD. LOL LOL LOL LOL
Re: Oprah I just talked to jesus, he said he wants you to suck his big fat cock like there's fruit at the bottom, then he wants to cum all over your face, YOU FUCKING HOMOPHOBE MOTHERFUCKER!! WE ALL KNOW THAT JESUS FREAKS ARE ALL REALLY CLOSET CASES THAT HAVE BEEN STICKING THERE COCKS IN GLORY HOLES AFTER CHURCH. I'M A CHICK, AND I'LL FUCK YOU UP IF YOU KEEP SPREADING YOUR HOMOPHOBIC SHIT ON THIS SITE AGAIN. AND IF YOU HATE GAYS SO MUCH, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THIS SITE??? YOU STUPID CUNT. OH YEAH, JESUS SAID HE HATES YOU CUZ YOU GIVE LOUSY HEAD. LOL LOL LOL LOL
Re: Oprah I just talked to jesus, he said he wants you to suck his big fat cock like there's fruit at the bottom, then he wants to cum all over your face, YOU FUCKING HOMOPHOBE MOTHERFUCKER!! WE ALL KNOW THAT JESUS FREAKS ARE ALL REALLY CLOSET CASES THAT HAVE BEEN STICKING THE