Hopefully She's Pregnant!
Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand > Nicky Hilton
Avril Lavigne's publicist has denied false internet reports that she is sperminated. And we don't think she is, but we sure hope she's with child!
Eat it. Lick it. Suck it. Snort it. Fuck it, Avril!
For the second night in a row, the singer and "songwriter" went out clubbing in Hollywood on Wednesday.
This time, though, she had a new drinking buddy: Nicky Hilton.
This spells trouble!
[Image by Roshan Perera via Buzz Foto.]
Posted: January 17, 2008 at 1:57 pm
first!
FIRST yayyyyy avril is GAY
I hope Avril is with child! Rock and Roll babies are so much fun! Ditch Nicky, though–
AVIL IS A BEAUTY, NICKY IS NOT.
ewww shes soooo U G L Y!!! and shes got no talent
Also, Please KNOCK THE "first" thing the EFF OFF!!!! It is so childish and lame. If you want to leave a comment, LEAVE A COMMENT!
Who cares…I can't stand Avril. Her baby is gonna be ugly as hell
OMG I hate Avril
I thought she was cool and all couse she was herself. now she is a barbie-paris wonnabe!!!
just be your self!!! people respect that!!!
poor avril
First!!!!!
who cares about them!
first!
first?
You know what FUCK AVRIL Douche bag SKANK
woo hoo
Not true. First?
first?
Who cares about Avril anyway???
Last Album stunk and she is a song thief.
Maybe her child will be more talented
cunt…
First!!
I hate Avril Lavigne!
crazzyyy
Who actually likes Avril Lavigne? She's rude to her fans, rips off other's music, claims she hates those who try to look like Barbie & try to be cool yet look at her, she's such a wannabe.
I say let's just all forget about her & let her carry on with whatever it is she does.
sexxxxy,,,,,,,,,,,, WHITE WOMEN #1
I hope not…. god…
Why Trouble Nickie is the good girl.
oh no
OOOOOGA BOOOOOOOOGA,,, i'm a monkey, me likes whiteys' women!!!!
Congrats if u are Avril! Canada loves you
i hope shes not
why is it trouble? nicky hilton isn't horrible…
also, why do you HOPE she's pregnant? sometimes this blog confuses me.
Just when you thought the Hilton sisters couldn't get any lower!! I'm surprised "Advil" yes I said Advil, not advril isn't wearing that fucking cardboard tiara that she usually wears all the time. Then again she is still wearing that pink shit in her hair that she thinks makes her look punk! LOL! Loser!!
shell have a fugly baby if she is
She would make a bad mother
Sometimes hoping a gal is preggers is the very same thing as saying I hope your taint gets ripped into your butt hole durring child birth you poser bitch!
second
cocaiiine in the membrane
Re: McQueen – You obviously haven't read much past PerezHilton's blog. Avril's the definition of celebrity. Perez is the definition of "not going to be famous after 2008".
Re: y –
seriously, sip on your vodka and pull out the anal plug.
some peopl shouldnt use anal plugs cause it makes them irritable.
just take it out and give your arsehole a rest mmmm k?
I'm not sure if Avril is even aware how much Canadians HATE HER GUTS. She is an embarrassment to our country. I hope she gets her U.S. Citizenship soon and revokes her Candian passport.
I just don't understand this obsessive hatred with Avril. It's kind of pathetic actually…she's very talented and beautiful. Jealous much?
blog is afrousssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
blog is affrousssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
blog is affrousssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey,,,,,,,,,,,,,good klean white gilrs would never let the spic toch them,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,they are klean white womens,,,,,,,,the spic is dirty monkey_____________________________the spic is danger___________they are monkey animal in zoo,,,,,,,,,dont go near the dirty spic,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,save the white womens from the monkey spics_____________they very very much to be bad peples they no human being liken us they like animal______________they smell like animal,,,,,,,,,they very very very grese peple they do the criminals bad things for countri they roobed me many many many time,,,,, they brek in house hurt daughter bad,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i afraid of the spics,,,,,,,,,bad very bad spics,,,,
Hey Advil! Canada hates you!
EWWW, I can't think of a worse group of people I would NOT want to hang out with…GAGGGG!!!
Ya, this spells trouble for you Perez, I agree. You suck up to the Hiltons and talk shit about Avril all the time so this kind of puts you in a disturbing place. I love it!
Nicky Hilton is so ugly she makes Avril look pretty
Oh look, Perez whored his website out to another hollywood pimp. I'm sure Perez' comments are really credible now. What a fucking tramp, Perez, you sell out before you become big.
avril is a FUCKING WHORE MEXICO HATES YOU BITCH!! and nicky hilton is a stupid bitch
Perez old chap, "hopefully" is an adverb and thus needs a verb to modify. Ask yourself, WHAT THE HELL DOES IT MEAN, BASED ON THE WAY I'M USING IT HERE? ("Hopefully She's Pregnant!") Nothing. Shed the goofy grammar. You're trying to say, "I hope…" So just write, "I Hope She's Pregnant!" Okay, that qualifies me for free tix to some cool PzH event. Get with my people. FedEx 'em overnight thanks.
no good
Wasnt Paris fucking her husband at one point? Thats fucked up shed even wanna be around Nicky.. but in all seriousness.. who gives a fuck?
One of the conditions of her settlement? She had to let the age-50+ guys in the Rubinoos have two goes at her. Of course she's pregnant. With the Rubinoos's LOVE QUADRUPLETS.
Nicky: I think that that last prune did the trick.
Avril: Great, I'll get the cup!
I love how hypocritical she is. Stupid bitch.
She definitely needs to shed that "used-tampon extensions" look she's effecting on the left side of her empty noggin.
to those who say canada hates her. just because you are jealous she is famous & u r well trying to justify your hatred for those who make it big while u sit back and flip burgers @ mcdicks.. maybe 1 day someone will pay attention to u & u wont hate others who are popular.
and also i am in no way a fan of avril.
Watch out Avril, the hiltons are broke, so Nicki is probably working up the courage to borrow some high valued Canadian Dollars!
She is not hot, check to see the real hot big boobs women largesingle.com
Re: Gilbo Googleheimer –
they like that spelling grammar nazi bullshit over there you fucking wet rag
Avril is gorgeous!! Nicky Hilton looks like a dude.
Avril with child. Hope it's physically or mentally disabled so she has to focus her energy on the REAL world, and not being a skank!!!!!!!!!!!
Something tells me that the only reason she is cozying up to the Hiltons is so that they can put in a good word with you for her !! She used to diss these girls all the time, now she's all buddy buddy with them, smells fishy to me
Re: y –
Translation: I hope YOUR taint gets ripped into your butt hole during child birth ha ha ha!
Who was the poster that said that?? That was fuckin funny!
Also you DO kind of need a drink if you are calling people you cant see ugly DUMBFUCK!
HEY PEREZ….WHY IS IT LATLEY THAT YOU'VE CHOSEN NICER WORDS WHEN DISSCUSING THIS FAKE CUNT AVRIL?????
Re: go back to Craigslist bitch – Thanks, Mr. Ham Sandwich Vagina. As you can spell and punctuate, however, I guess I really should just refer to you as "Der Führer of the Nazi Grammar Mafia," flyin' under radar. Okay, scat, get on back to your jenkem huffing, Tina Tampon.
I don't see her marriage lasting, just too young but it could happen. Nicky is better than her sister, she has much more class. I always thought she was younger since she seemed more refined, fresh from boarding school. Paris seems like a drop out.
The world LONGS for the inevitable Joss Stone v. Avril Lavigne No Holds Barred Tampon-Gnawing Championships & Crisco-Wrestling Competition. On Fox. Winner gets to cheat on Britney with Adnan.
Re: cami – Because he googled "fake cunt Avril" and it led him to your page.
I think she is such a poser and is too mainstream to be "punk". by the way… nice hair, what portrayal of yourself are you trying to give away this time? The hair is tacky… her ugly ass face needs a tan and she's hanging out with Nicky Hilton.. wtf is up with that? yeahhhh real punk. loser
Re: y –
Everyone knows that Scientology babies are made in a lab!
I hatched out of my egg on my own you tard!
Thats why my earth mother calls me such a strong and talented woman!
DUH!
Re: Gilbo Googleheimer –
you sound like the type that curiously sniffs their fingers in public.
Re: why do people think poo poo is so funny? –
no no no. I am the one who putts my finger in my secret places and sniffs them. This Google Gobbly Weeble Wobble guy just jerks it behind the dumpsters in the alley behind the methadone clinic. Sometimes he gives me a dollar if i let him sniff my finger while hes floggin the dolphin and singing "To legit to quit" by MC Hammer
NICKY HILTON IS UGLY AS FUCK!
NICKY HILTON IS UGLY AS FUCK!
NICKY HILTON IS UGLY AS FUCK!
I doubt Avril is pregnant, because if she was she would never be going out on the town in LA with anyone from the Hilton family or ANYONE else. A quiet night out to dinner in a restaurant with Deryck would be more appropriate!
who cares, at least she's in the backseat NOT driving drunk, unlike