Hopefully She's Pregnant!

Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand > Nicky Hilton

Avril Lavigne's publicist has denied false internet reports that she is sperminated. And we don't think she is, but we sure hope she's with child!

Eat it. Lick it. Suck it. Snort it. Fuck it, Avril!

For the second night in a row, the singer and "songwriter" went out clubbing in Hollywood on Wednesday.

This time, though, she had a new drinking buddy: Nicky Hilton.

This spells trouble!

[Image by Roshan Perera via Buzz Foto.]

Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 1:57 pm / Email this »

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Becca says – reply to this

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first!
TenTen says – reply to this

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FIRST yayyyyy avril is GAY
LC says – reply to this

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I hope Avril is with child! Rock and Roll babies are so much fun! Ditch Nicky, though–
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO says – reply to this

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AVIL IS A BEAUTY, NICKY IS NOT.
Val jo says – reply to this

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ewww shes soooo U G L Y!!! and shes got no talent
LC says – reply to this

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Also, Please KNOCK THE "first" thing the EFF OFF!!!! It is so childish and lame. If you want to leave a comment, LEAVE A COMMENT!
Erica says – reply to this

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Who cares…I can't stand Avril. Her baby is gonna be ugly as hell
Isha says – reply to this

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OMG I hate Avril
I thought she was cool and all couse she was herself. now she is a barbie-paris wonnabe!!!
just be your self!!! people respect that!!!
Ryan says – reply to this

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poor avril
UALLSUCK says – reply to this

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First!!!!!
kb says – reply to this

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who cares about them!
first says – reply to this

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first!
Ashley says – reply to this

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first?
jay says – reply to this

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You know what FUCK AVRIL Douche bag SKANK
rach says – reply to this

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woo hoo
avrilsuckscock says – reply to this

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Not true. First?
fruiity says – reply to this

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first?
Mike says – reply to this

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Who cares about Avril anyway???
Last Album stunk and she is a song thief.
Maybe her child will be more talented
stevepie says – reply to this

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cunt…
Courtney says – reply to this

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First!!

I hate Avril Lavigne!
luka says – reply to this

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crazzyyy
McQueen says – reply to this

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Who actually likes Avril Lavigne? She's rude to her fans, rips off other's music, claims she hates those who try to look like Barbie & try to be cool yet look at her, she's such a wannabe.
I say let's just all forget about her & let her carry on with whatever it is she does.
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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sexxxxy,,,,,,,,,,,, WHITE WOMEN #1
Kata says – reply to this

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I hope not…. god…
Elizabeth says – reply to this

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Why Trouble Nickie is the good girl.
moi says – reply to this

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oh no
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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OOOOOGA BOOOOOOOOGA,,, i'm a monkey, me likes whiteys' women!!!!
Lyla says – reply to this

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Congrats if u are Avril! Canada loves you
denisha says – reply to this

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i hope shes not
nikki says – reply to this

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why is it trouble? nicky hilton isn't horrible…

also, why do you HOPE she's pregnant? sometimes this blog confuses me.
Amanda says – reply to this

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Just when you thought the Hilton sisters couldn't get any lower!! I'm surprised "Advil" yes I said Advil, not advril isn't wearing that fucking cardboard tiara that she usually wears all the time. Then again she is still wearing that pink shit in her hair that she thinks makes her look punk! LOL! Loser!!
amanda says – reply to this

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shell have a fugly baby if she is
sara elizabeth says – reply to this

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She would make a bad mother
wowzers says – reply to this

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Sometimes hoping a gal is preggers is the very same thing as saying I hope your taint gets ripped into your butt hole durring child birth you poser bitch!
florida says – reply to this

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second
RYAN says – reply to this

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cocaiiine in the membrane
jonathan says – reply to this

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Re: McQueen – You obviously haven't read much past PerezHilton's blog. Avril's the definition of celebrity. Perez is the definition of "not going to be famous after 2008".
YOU need a drink says – reply to this

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Re: y –
seriously, sip on your vodka and pull out the anal plug.
some peopl shouldnt use anal plugs cause it makes them irritable.
just take it out and give your arsehole a rest mmmm k?
eddie says – reply to this

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I'm not sure if Avril is even aware how much Canadians HATE HER GUTS. She is an embarrassment to our country. I hope she gets her U.S. Citizenship soon and revokes her Candian passport.
SD says – reply to this

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I just don't understand this obsessive hatred with Avril. It's kind of pathetic actually…she's very talented and beautiful. Jealous much?
paris hilton says – reply to this

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blog is afrousssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
paris hilton says – reply to this

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blog is affrousssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
paris hilton says – reply to this

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blog is affrousssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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hey,,,,,,,,,,,,,good klean white gilrs would never let the spic toch them,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,they are klean white womens,,,,,,,,the spic is dirty monkey_____________________________the spic is danger___________they are monkey animal in zoo,,,,,,,,,dont go near the dirty spic,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,save the white womens from the monkey spics_____________they very very much to be bad peples they no human being liken us they like animal______________they smell like animal,,,,,,,,,they very very very grese peple they do the criminals bad things for countri they roobed me many many many time,,,,, they brek in house hurt daughter bad,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i afraid of the spics,,,,,,,,,bad very bad spics,,,,
Jenn Schift says – reply to this

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Hey Advil! Canada hates you!
HELLS NO says – reply to this

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EWWW, I can't think of a worse group of people I would NOT want to hang out with…GAGGGG!!!
hahaha! says – reply to this

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Ya, this spells trouble for you Perez, I agree. You suck up to the Hiltons and talk shit about Avril all the time so this kind of puts you in a disturbing place. I love it!
Bonita says – reply to this

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Nicky Hilton is so ugly she makes Avril look pretty
socalguy says – reply to this

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Oh look, Perez whored his website out to another hollywood pimp. I'm sure Perez' comments are really credible now. What a fucking tramp, Perez, you sell out before you become big.
alice says – reply to this

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avril is a FUCKING WHORE MEXICO HATES YOU BITCH!! and nicky hilton is a stupid bitch
Gilbo Googleheimer says – reply to this

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Perez old chap, "hopefully" is an adverb and thus needs a verb to modify. Ask yourself, WHAT THE HELL DOES IT MEAN, BASED ON THE WAY I'M USING IT HERE? ("Hopefully She's Pregnant!") Nothing. Shed the goofy grammar. You're trying to say, "I hope…" So just write, "I Hope She's Pregnant!" Okay, that qualifies me for free tix to some cool PzH event. Get with my people. FedEx 'em overnight thanks.
Cindy says – reply to this

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no good
steve says – reply to this

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Wasnt Paris fucking her husband at one point? Thats fucked up shed even wanna be around Nicky.. but in all seriousness.. who gives a fuck?
The Boy Looked at Johnny says – reply to this

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One of the conditions of her settlement? She had to let the age-50+ guys in the Rubinoos have two goes at her. Of course she's pregnant. With the Rubinoos's LOVE QUADRUPLETS.
piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this

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Nicky: I think that that last prune did the trick.

Avril: Great, I'll get the cup!
AgentGiggles. says – reply to this

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I love how hypocritical she is. Stupid bitch.
The Creature from the Black Lavigne says – reply to this

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She definitely needs to shed that "used-tampon extensions" look she's effecting on the left side of her empty noggin.
Vyrus says – reply to this

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to those who say canada hates her. just because you are jealous she is famous & u r well trying to justify your hatred for those who make it big while u sit back and flip burgers @ mcdicks.. maybe 1 day someone will pay attention to u & u wont hate others who are popular.
and also i am in no way a fan of avril.
Mattiavelli says – reply to this

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Watch out Avril, the hiltons are broke, so Nicki is probably working up the courage to borrow some high valued Canadian Dollars!
Cindy says – reply to this

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She is not hot, check to see the real hot big boobs women largesingle.com
go back to Craigslist bitch says – reply to this

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Re: Gilbo Googleheimer –
they like that spelling grammar nazi bullshit over there you fucking wet rag
Derrick says – reply to this

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Avril is gorgeous!! Nicky Hilton looks like a dude.
blablabla says – reply to this

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Avril with child. Hope it's physically or mentally disabled so she has to focus her energy on the REAL world, and not being a skank!!!!!!!!!!!
Obsessed says – reply to this

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Something tells me that the only reason she is cozying up to the Hiltons is so that they can put in a good word with you for her !! She used to diss these girls all the time, now she's all buddy buddy with them, smells fishy to me
I hope YOU are pregnant too says – reply to this

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Re: y –
Translation: I hope YOUR taint gets ripped into your butt hole during child birth ha ha ha!
Who was the poster that said that?? That was fuckin funny!
Also you DO kind of need a drink if you are calling people you cant see ugly DUMBFUCK!
cami says – reply to this

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HEY PEREZ….WHY IS IT LATLEY THAT YOU'VE CHOSEN NICER WORDS WHEN DISSCUSING THIS FAKE CUNT AVRIL?????
Gilbo Googleheimer says – reply to this

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Re: go back to Craigslist bitch – Thanks, Mr. Ham Sandwich Vagina. As you can spell and punctuate, however, I guess I really should just refer to you as "Der Führer of the Nazi Grammar Mafia," flyin' under radar. Okay, scat, get on back to your jenkem huffing, Tina Tampon.
Jill says – reply to this

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I don't see her marriage lasting, just too young but it could happen. Nicky is better than her sister, she has much more class. I always thought she was younger since she seemed more refined, fresh from boarding school. Paris seems like a drop out.
Speckles Throbwell says – reply to this

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The world LONGS for the inevitable Joss Stone v. Avril Lavigne No Holds Barred Tampon-Gnawing Championships & Crisco-Wrestling Competition. On Fox. Winner gets to cheat on Britney with Adnan.
wigs hooper says – reply to this

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Re: cami – Because he googled "fake cunt Avril" and it led him to your page.
yikeessss says – reply to this

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I think she is such a poser and is too mainstream to be "punk". by the way… nice hair, what portrayal of yourself are you trying to give away this time? The hair is tacky… her ugly ass face needs a tan and she's hanging out with Nicky Hilton.. wtf is up with that? yeahhhh real punk. loser
I dont have a mother! says – reply to this

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Re: y –
Everyone knows that Scientology babies are made in a lab!
I hatched out of my egg on my own you tard!
Thats why my earth mother calls me such a strong and talented woman!
DUH!
why do people think poo poo is so funny? says – reply to this

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Re: Gilbo Googleheimer –
you sound like the type that curiously sniffs their fingers in public.
y says – reply to this

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Re: why do people think poo poo is so funny? –
no no no. I am the one who putts my finger in my secret places and sniffs them. This Google Gobbly Weeble Wobble guy just jerks it behind the dumpsters in the alley behind the methadone clinic. Sometimes he gives me a dollar if i let him sniff my finger while hes floggin the dolphin and singing "To legit to quit" by MC Hammer
jemms says – reply to this

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NICKY HILTON IS UGLY AS FUCK!
jemms says – reply to this

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NICKY HILTON IS UGLY AS FUCK!
jemms says – reply to this

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NICKY HILTON IS UGLY AS FUCK!
Sophie California says – reply to this

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I doubt Avril is pregnant, because if she was she would never be going out on the town in LA with anyone from the Hilton family or ANYONE else. A quiet night out to dinner in a restaurant with Deryck would be more appropriate!
cutiepie32 says – reply to this

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who cares, at least she's in the backseat NOT driving drunk, unlike most other celebs these days
NIkki says – reply to this

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that is fucking awesome!!!
i love how you put "songwriter".
ahahhaha,

everyone knows butch walker wrote all her songs!!!

i hate avril.
she is waaaaaaay overrated.

yeah, you didn't invent the tie.
ya know... says – reply to this

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wasn't avril and Nicky friends from like years before????

and didn't she only float away from the hiltons in the first place was because she hooked up w/ her current hubby, but whilby had alreadly slept with paris a few times??? and avril didn't want him to be tempted?

i don't know… i just read lots o blogs
April & Lila says – reply to this

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Unlike some people, we LOVE Avril! She's actually REAL unlike some of the other freaks that Perez trashes every day. If she's pregnant, congrats to her, but if she's not, then we'll just go about our everyday lives. Plus, if she's pregnant, she WOULDN'T BE DRINKING! Gosh, people are getting stupider every day. She has more than one style, so what? In the real world, no one has just one style.
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dweebisis says – reply to this

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I will never ever ever understand why A Lavigne…A Jolie, and Brad Pitt are considered attractive and talented. I thought better of my country than to put these people out there as such. I'm disgusted and ashamed.
justagirl says – reply to this

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she calls herself "punk"
and yet she's hanging out with a hilton
yea thats punk alright
rock on avril…NOT >_
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NOOOOOOO! I LOVE Niki Hilton! Why on earth is she hanging out with that stupid snatch face Avril!? Omg! Avril is such a stupid cunt who thinks she's god's gift to the music industry when she's a stupid poser skank! I'm so sick of this bitch!
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12 year old girls shouldn't have sex!!! she needs to grow the fuck up before she has a kid. She's just trying to jump on the celebrity preggo bandwagon so maybe she'll get better attention.

YOU SUCK APRIL!!!
PARIS SCREWED HIM FIRST! says – reply to this

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HAHA NIkki's sis banged your hubbie before you! Now you hang out with the girls you bitched about and made fun of!
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You can pinc the bitch's nose and twist her ears but she don;t swallow. Not prego.
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AVRIL IS A DOUCHE! what a f'n poser!
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AVRIL WANTS TO BE PARIS! SHE BLEACHED HER HAIR AND IS TRYING TO LOOK LIKE ALL THE HOLLYWOOD BITCHES SHE USED TO DISS. ALL SHE NEEDS NOW IS TO GET A BOOB JOB. HER HUBBIE (PARIS'S EX) MUST BE STILL DREAMING OF PARIS SO NOW AVRIL IS TRYING TO LOOK AND ACT LIKE HER AHAHAHAHAHA
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nicky hilton aint a new drinking buddy
i remember seeing a pic of those tow together coming out of a club holding hands way back when avril was brunette and had some credibility
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wow untill this picture i never noticed how similar avril and chris crocker look…
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Nicky Hilton is seriously UGLY, she acts as if shes the non show-offy one but when i was at LAX like 2 moths ago she was swinging on polls, trust me shes a show off and really un-attractive in person too.
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Avril is such loser. i thought she mad fum of that crowd. What a hypocrite. Way to remember where you came from, Avril
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