The Tom Cruise Scientology Video: The Remix!

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THIS is even better than the real thing!

    Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 1:34 pm / Email this  »

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    1. ebl says – reply to this


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      It's not working.

    2. ebl says – reply to this


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      Never mind. P.S. FIRST BITCHES!!!

    3. Professional? says – reply to this


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      I read Hubbard was a professional in over 30 fields? This has to be a lie?

    4. n says – reply to this


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      i luv it!

    5. Bigotry? You decide says – reply to this


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      What consitututes for all out religious bigotry now-a-days? Any thoughts?

    6. Side effect backlash says – reply to this


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      Is it possible the attacks on Cruise, his family and religion have anything to do with him bringing to the publics attention to the serious and deadly side effects of psychiatric drugs?

    7. Party says – reply to this


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      Why did this have to happen to him?

    8. val jo says – reply to this


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      FUCK YA #4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tom is a loony toon!

    9. vintage says – reply to this


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      ESTO ESTUBO FUNNY!!!!

    10. Billions at stake says – reply to this


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      The media conglomerates makes about 1/2 of their revenue from drug ads. Just an FYI.

    11. Billions at stake says – reply to this


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      The media conglomerates make about 1/2 of their revenue from drug ads. Just an FYI.

    12. What the heck says – reply to this


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      WHAT THE HECK PEREZ.. THIS MAKES NOOO SENSE.

    13. lollipops says – reply to this


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      oh tom cruise… idiot.

    14. str says – reply to this


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      - ridiculous
      - i know

      :))))))))))))))))

    15. str says – reply to this


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      - ridiculous
      - i know

      :))))))))))))))))

    16. lAUGHING MY ASSS off says – reply to this


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      And you all think BRITNEY is MENTAL! :-) )

    17. What if it actually worked? says – reply to this


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      What if Scientology actually did what they claim it does? Anyone ever think of that?

    18. klik says – reply to this


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      That made my day! Hilarious!

    19. Elizabeth says – reply to this


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      OMG?! Is Will one too???

    20. mia says – reply to this


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      Wow! That was funny & sort of insane at the same time! :)

    21. gdh says – reply to this


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      SCIENTOLOGY SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKZZ

    22. Melodie says – reply to this


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      Hilarious!! Hahahaha!

    23. gummybear says – reply to this


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      that was really stupid.

    24. paula says – reply to this


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      tom esta locooooooooooooooooooooooo ….crazy alien!!!

    25. Twiggi says – reply to this


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      Not NEAR as Funny As I Was Hoping. :P

    26. paula says – reply to this


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      tom esta locooooooooooooooooooooooo ….crazy alien!!!

    27. OMG says – reply to this


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      WHAT THE FUCK…….THIS IS HILARIOUS……….GOOD ONE, FOR ONCE P!

    28. Elizabeth says – reply to this


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      Re: Party – I know right! When did it happen? Maybe when he didn't get a role in some movie or in the War of the Worlds? Or in Mission Impossible he made it a responsibility to solve our country's issues. He needs to hook up with Al Gore!

    29. Too dumb to be blone says – reply to this


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      #6, so you a Scientologist, too?

      No, Scientology are afraid that if the WEAK people they approach go to psychiatrists for help instead of to them! Thats why Scientologists are constantly throwing dirt on psychiatry…

    30. Samantha says – reply to this


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      This is Freaking hilarious!!! Love it Perez!

    31. SP speaking says – reply to this


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      Re: Side effect backlash – then you ARE crazy for believing it. Scientology is a CULT!

    32. DR. PEPPER says – reply to this


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      THIS MAN IS A KOO KOO!

    33. brainchild says – reply to this


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      He does not know how to speak or put a sentence together. He has always had trouble during interviews with saying what's in his brain–which isn't much. He should not talk–just stand there and look pretty.

    34. britt says – reply to this


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      LOL I love it when will smith is like "REDICULOUS" and theres a long pause and tom cruise says "I know!" and looks all cracked out and shocked for half a second haha so creepy tom cruise is a whack job who looks like a possessed robot. Poor suri

    35. lexi says – reply to this


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      He is fucking INSANE, and he has the crazy eyes

    36. RiRi says – reply to this


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      Fucking hilarious……….

    37. Anna says – reply to this


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      Scientology is scary.

    38. Media context says – reply to this


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      The job of the media, including the queen of all media, is to put things in context not take it out of context. It's this responsibility to the public that should always be kept in mind.

    39. DANIELLE says – reply to this


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      THIS WAS TOOOOOO FUNNY!!! HALARIOUS!!!!! WATACH AND YOU SHALL LAUGH!!!!

    40. m says – reply to this


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      HILARIOUS.

    41. jj ;) says – reply to this


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      funny : )
      he's well mental.

    42. Panda says – reply to this


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      Please find a better video host. It keeps buffering literally every 3 seconds and stops for 10. I can't watch it.

    43. bonitta says – reply to this


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      now it's said that tom is homofobic and before he was just gay. maybe he's both things at the same time… To be honest, I don't mind at all.
      KISSES FROM SPAIN!!!!

    44. julio says – reply to this


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      Absolutely flippin hilarious. Almost as good as the Will Farrell/Pearl landlord video!!!

    45. Katie Holmes says – reply to this


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      What a nut job!!! Tommy needs Britney and Dr. Phil. Now That's a threesome!!!!!

    46. dina says – reply to this


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      I giggled my little ass off, what a hoot….anyway, this is not a 'religeon' this is a cult, duh!!!! Can't you see the insane look in his eyes??? That is a special SPECIAL kind of crazy, hell but it's the kind of crazy that makes one think you are the 'almighty' and turns you into a pompous asshole, sign me up, I could use an ego boost!!!!!!!!

    47. L. RON HUBBARD says – reply to this


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      I AM HOLLERING OUT LOUD RIGHT NOW. THIS IS HYSTERICAL. BY THE WAY, I CANNOT BELIEVE SO MANY FOOLS AROUND THE WORLD FELL FOR MY CRAP!!!

    48. AtlanticVamp says – reply to this


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      That? was awesome.

    49. alex says – reply to this


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      ew.

    50. iloveuperez says – reply to this


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      tom cruise scares the shiz outta me

    51. Side effect backlash says – reply to this


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      Is it possible the attacks on Cruise, his family and religion have anything to do with him bringing to the publics attention to the serious and deadly side effects of psychiatric drugs?? Google Worstpills and see for yourself.

    52. SERIOUSLY??!??! says – reply to this


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      well I would guess that the leading cause for religious bigotry is that i personally have never met a "religious" person who wasn't an arrogant self important prick, just like Mr Cruise….

    53. Miss M. says – reply to this


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      Hahaha….that was great! I needed a laugh. What a freakin narcissist! That's why all these celebs fall for this cult…it's all about THEM!! Will Smith's reactions were great!

    54. Tel says – reply to this


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      Find God however you must. Do not judge another man's path to God. Live humbly and walk with him.

    55. suri cruise says – reply to this


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      I am a strong woman and very gifted so says my mom….now leave my daddy alone!!

    56. annie says – reply to this


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      every single word he says always sounded acted..
      its like you can never even believe 1 word he is saying.. its all staged and planned.

    57. sla says – reply to this


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      OMG!!!.. It didn't make any sense like the original, but sooooo funny.

    58. KOCKaholic says – reply to this


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      Poor girl! She's STARK, RAVING MAD!!!!!!
      Poor girl! She's STARK, RAVING MAD!!!!!!
      Poor girl! She's STARK, RAVING MAD!!!!!!
      Poor girl! She's STARK, RAVING MAD!!!!!!
      Poor girl! She's STARK, RAVING MAD!!!!!!

    59. tk says – reply to this


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      Freakin HILARIOUS! He's totally mental.

    60. LISA W A LIL L says – reply to this


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      I SAW THE ORIGINAL INTERVIEW AND HE COMES ACROSS AS INCREDIBLY INARTICULATE AND UNEDUCATED.

      HIS VOCABULARY IS NOTICEABLY UNIMPRESSIVE. MY 5TH GRADER SPEAKS BETTER THAN HE DOES.

      ALSO, HIS MEGALOMANIA IS STUNNING TO SAY THE LEAST.

    61. jaime says – reply to this


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      Him and Unfitney need to hook up…….he is sooooooooo frickin brain washed! I love that clip though!

    62. Aliens and space ships and souls in volcanos....hahahahaha says – reply to this


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      Re: Professional? – Yes, a very big lie. He was a drug user, scammer and performed close hanger abortions…. All true.Re: Bigotry? You decide – Bigotry, the catch phrase of the year. It's not bigotry if you are against Scientology. It's common sense.

    63. Lodie says – reply to this


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      I keep hearing that Hubbard established Scientology because he needed a tax write off, is there any truth to that? I hope it isn't true.

    64. Aliens and space ships and souls in volcanos....hahahahaha says – reply to this


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      Re: Professional? – Yes, a very big lie. He was a drug user, scammer and performed close hanger abortions…. All true.Re: Bigotry? You decide – Bigotry, the catch phrase of the year. It's not bigotry if you are against Scientology. It's common sense.

    65. Michelle LL says – reply to this


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      Saw a book the other day on different religions. The writer was dessimating myths, facts etc about scientology amongst others. It said that the primary purpose of scientology was to recruit high profile celebreties around the world with lots of money. The book was dated 1982.

    66. Lala says – reply to this


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      Scientology aside. Tom cruise can not form proper sentences. He talks then pauses, then breaks out in his scary fake laugh for no reason.

    67. eegggsselllent says – reply to this


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      that is spectacular
      keep them coming Perez!

    68. Is it 5 yet? says – reply to this


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      Holy Shit Batman!! You see Tom's eyes?? He looks like an insane serial killer!!!!!! and he's as dumb as a box of rocks. Like his brain is so confused it only repeats itself!! He's definally on drugs. What a wack job!! His career is sooooooo ova.

    69. locamomma says – reply to this


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      where can we find the original video????????? you tube removed it! hmmmm.

    70. dee says – reply to this


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      that was great…and even more frightening than the original. what's more dangerous than a man fully engaged in following a cult who has a bit of power??? a stupid man engaged in following a cult who has a bit of power. Boy, there is really no one home behind those eyes, is there?…whew! He never completes a sentence…and not because he's in the groove with someone who agrees and is finishing his thoughts…he just tends to drift off, and then punctuates his lack of destination of thought with sound effects and hand motions…and slamming his fist into the palm of his other hand…wow…wow…wow…amazingly disturbing!
      As I've always said…the only thing worse than a prick in power, is a stupid prick in power…just look at our president!!!

    71. n says – reply to this


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      Re: val jo – you're a dumbass! i was referring to the humor!lick it ,suck it, snort it, fuck u!

    72. CARYNA says – reply to this


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      lmfao! Thanks again my friend! That will keep me happy for a week! DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS UNITE!!!!!!

      We all agree that Tom Cruise that this guy has an appointment with the funny farm! VIVA LOCOS!!!!!!

    73. dee says – reply to this


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      Re: Side effect backlash – Prosac much?

    74. katieholmes says – reply to this


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      jesus christ! i cant even listen to 30 seconds of this- what the hell is he even saying!?!??!

    75. henry says – reply to this


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      HA! I'm so glad his true manical ways are being exposed! We all knew it was there and this just sealed the DEAL!!!! ALIEN! ALIEN!!! ALIEN!!! Wasn't he just spotted hovering over Texas the other day?!

    76. Britney needs Psychiatry Help, not vitamins and sauna treatments says – reply to this


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      Re: Side effect backlash – No. Elron needed psychiatric help. and he didn't want it. That's where the NO Pschiatry comes into play. Go to you tube and search for Letter to Tom Cruise.

    77. LISA W A LIL L says – reply to this


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      SCIENTOLOGISTS BELIEVE ALIENS HAVE INFECTED ALL OF OUR BODIES…

      I WOULDN'T CALL THAT A CREDIBLE RELIGION, ITS A WHACKY CULT

      AND IF YOU'RE A SCIENTOLOGIST THAN I EXPECT YOU TO BE A WEAK MINDED, FLAKY INDIVIDUAL. PERIOD.

    78. Lyla says – reply to this


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      Just because someone follows a religion it makes them crazy?!? Just because Katie loves Tom that makes her a robot? Scientology is a religion. Why are you promoting making fun of a religion?!?

    79. mommy says – reply to this


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      that is the funniest thing i've seen. thank you perez. i needed that laugh!!!!

    80. Side effect backlash says – reply to this


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      Is it possible the attacks on Cruise, his family and religion have anything to do with him bringing to the publics attention to the serious and deadly side effects of psychiatric drugs??? Google Worstpills and see for yourself.

    81. I like em stoopid! says – reply to this


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      Re: brainchild – amen!

    82. L.RonHubbard says – reply to this


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      All you people are SPs!! You need to read KSW and get with the program. We are going to take over the world! Muhaaahahaaahahaaaaaa. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are the perfect Scientolobots. They obey my every command. Muuuhaahahahahahaha.

    83. ilikesilkpajamas@yahoo.com says – reply to this


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      ALL I KNOW IS THIS: Katie Holmes looks empty and her hair is thin, she is not somebody who is happy on the inside any longer. Where are her vitamins? If she had a healthy lifestyle she would not look so trashed. The fact is she is probably having a mental crisis. It takes a lot for a religion to be banned in a place like Europe, you have to literally be hurting people for the authorities to crack down. THAT SHOULD TELL EVERYONE SOMETHING!

    84. damn says – reply to this


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      He is batshit fucking crazy. And his eyes look vacant. How can anyone buy into that pyramid scheme????? It's a science fiction bet not a religion.

    85. sissy says – reply to this


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      Branch Dividian-ish!!!!!!!!
      Never liked him.
      Short man syndrome. Freak a leak!

    86. Possible false information spread? says – reply to this


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      Is it possible that some of the information spread about Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and their religion is false?
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      Or is everything negative you hear about it true and everything positive you hear about it false?

    87. L says – reply to this


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      Thank you that made my day…HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! Who made this tape and how was it released?

    88. Possible false information? says – reply to this


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      Is it possible that some of the information spread about Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and their religion is false?
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      Or is everything negative you hear about it true and everything positive you hear about it false?

    89. Stephanie says – reply to this


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      Frickin' Funny!
      Tom Cruise is nuts-o!

    90. Good one says – reply to this


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      Hysterical clip.. well done!!

    91. Good one says – reply to this


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      Hysterical clip.. well done!!

    92. Good one says – reply to this


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      Hysterical clip.. well done!!

    93. costamesaboy says – reply to this


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      ________________HILLARIUOUS____ these computer dudes, god they have talent!

    94. JenE says – reply to this


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      I LOVE it! Freaky Deeky.

    95. Erica says – reply to this


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      hilarious! toms gonna be pissed!

    96. mimi says – reply to this


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      ohh ma' ga'.. he is really crazy…
      why is the would is katie with this nut case

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      #3 - Professional? says – reply to this

      I read Hubbard was a professional in over 30 fields? This has to be a lie?
      ______________________

      All lies, he claimed to be an expert in nuclear engineering, he took 1 course in it and failed it. This man is on video tape claiming that he was almost hit by a train on the planet Venus, nutty enough for you?

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      #5 - Bigotry? You decide says – reply to this

      What consitututes for all out religious bigotry now-a-days? Any thoughts?
      _____________________________

      This is not a religion, they do not believe in God. They teach that Jesus and God are thoughts planted in our head by aliens to confuse us for some reason.

    99. devilmonkey says – reply to this


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      STUPID!!

    100. Don says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez, watch out! Just because you posted this they are going to be coming after you because now in their mind your making fun of them. Be prepaired now for people following you, someone to dig dirt up on you ect. It's all in what they call "fair game".

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