The Tom Cruise Scientology Video: The Remix!
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Re: Side effect backlash – I would say go to CAN (Cult Awareness Network) and get de-programmed. But your crazy cult ran them into the ground and then bought them up. Because you're in a crazy cult…….
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Re: What if it actually worked? –
it's a fucking SCAM! they prey on the weak minded (and we now can see why it worked so well on TommyGirlCruiseMissle - he's a blithering IDIOT, SEE VIDEO) and steal their money in the process. they have bullshit organizations for drug rehab (narcanon) and learning centers "study tech" to brain wash the weak minded; such as yourself. IT CAN'T WORK BECAUSE THERE ARE NO FUCKING ALIENS TO SAVE OURSELVES FROM. L. Ron Hubbard was a failed SCIENCE FICTION WRITER, and he himself said "The way to make a million dollars is to start a religion."
Enuff Said.
Re: Joyous1 – That's the point of Scientology. If you look up some of the stuff out there this was the original intent. This is what OT is all about - becoming your own personal god.
Re: CHacHa –
You're as stupid as that dip shit in the video.
Re: mj –
I believe success is subjective. I am more successful than Tom Cruise as I can complete a thought and sentence without sound effects, lunatic facial expressions or hand gestures. I do not have to be validated as a useful human being by paying money to a criminal organization such as Scientology to do so for me; I have faith and belief in myself; which should be more than enough for any strong minded, willed and spirited person. I am more successful because I do not believe I need to be saved or save anyone from invading alien hordes.
I'd sooner be jealous of some nut job like Britney Spears than be jealous of the mental and physical midget that is Tom Cruise.
FUCKING BRILLIANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh, Tom…regarding that wreck…and how a Scientologist is the ONLY one who can do anything…erm…better leave that cape hidden and let the EMTs do their thing. You see, there is an infrastructure in place. People can take care of THEMSELVES without a cultist or a self-annointed Messiah dictating to us what to do. Just like Brooke Shields helped herself with psychiactric medication…we've gotten along pretty well so far. Soooo…leave the emergency situations to the professionals and…um…make sure the spacecraft is gassed up and Katie and Surey have plenty of diapers, ,milk, etc.. If they make a sequel to On Golden Pond…there's got to be a cameo for you as a LOOOON! THE LOOOOOONS ARE BACK!!
Fucking Classic!!
I'm always amazed at what a vapid douchebag this man really is!!!
WOW, thats like all i have to say. Love it
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B-B-BWAAAHAHAHAAA! Cruise is a whack-job! So are Scientologists! Cult Freaks! Did ya'all know that the Germans CRIMINALIZED Scientology? They might be on to something there, eh?
… bunch of crazy head cases …
tom cruise is the gayest motha fucka eva!!!!!!!!!!!! lolzzzzzz!!!!!!!! katie's a nice cover-up. i bet he cringes every time they kiss….. teehee.
What the fuck is that retard douchebag talking about? What an idiot, and Will Smith really is his bitch and so is Jerry Seinfeld now. Bunch of fucking freaks. Love this video though, perfect, I think there could be more done to it…
tom cruise is crazy. =]
Oh yes, Tom cruise is really bringing the use of anti-psychotic medications to the public MY ASS! Do you really think anyone is getting any fucking help from his wide eyed blabbering about how he fucking helps people get off drugs and how he can cure mental illness and depression, blah blah bah. He is so full of himself he has no grip on fucking reality. He knows NOTHING about psychiatry or medication and is a fucking joke
LOLlololololOLOLOLOL, it's so funny!!!!
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Go to Yahoo video and find the entertainment video section, there's a video from an Australian news organization and Cruise seems crazier in that one than this video. They have this big picture of crazy Hubbard and they are saluting him.
You're fucking kidding me. The thing about the car crash, scientologists think I'm the only one who can help? What, does scientologist equal trained medical professional now?
i never post comments on here, but that was hilarious
Tom Cruise has to honesly be the most annoying human being on earth, I think he even tops Rosie. He didn't bring to the public eye that psychiatric drugs were deadly, he said that persons with mental disorders should basically be dead anyway. Old news, long time ago, still being a bigot.
Jeez, this guy couldn't think himself out of paper bag…..
He's an ACTOR???? This is the worst job of overacting since Nora Desmond….
Go to Gawker.com and watch His Royal Asshole accept the Scientology Medal of Freedom. The best part is when Tommy Girl salutes LRH, Hitler style. It's amazing how Scientology "cured" Tom's dyslexia, but couldn't get around to dealing with Davie Miscavige's speech impediment. And that nasty war in Iraq. Just couldn't fix that either. Cancer. AIDS. Poverty. Child Abuse. Domestic Violence. . . . Scientology hasn't done jack shit about these. But, hey, they cured Tommy Girl's dyslexia and homosexuality. I guess those are the worst things ever to reach this universe.
Cruise: All it does is mask the problem, Matt (Lauer). And if you understand the history of it, it masks the problem. That's what it does. That's all it does. You're not getting to the reason why. There is no such thing as a chemical imbalance.
From the interview during the today show. Last I knew Tom wasn't a psychiatrist so who is he to say there's no such thing as a chemical imbalance. This annoys me.
Oh my goodness, Tom Cruise frightens me!!! LOL. Awesome remix. Take Jada, but please don't take Will, you FUCKING Scientologist creeps.
W. T. F. ?
People with double chins should NOT wear turtleneck sweaters!
Oh, by the way, the Scientology BS was funny too.
Tom Cruise so desperately needs to be on those meds he so strongly speaks against. In very high doses.
I bet he's met Britney and can easily get an appointment to meet with her. You KNOW he can cure her, cuz he can cure criminals and stuff. I wonder how he feels about breast implants? Do SP's have them? I have a lot of questions…
This was freakin HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tom Cruise use to be a freakin hottie, now he is a looney. Fun to watch the train wreck!!!
You can almost hear his career ending with each laugh.
OMG hysterical. He is cookoo for cocoa puffs!
I love it! Keep it up you crazy fucks - belief is the death of reason.
Cruise is so fucking crazy it's scary.
ok wtf is "it" ??
i cannot for the life of me figure out what "it" is..
but ive come to the conclusion that hes out of his miiind.
& i love it. ; )
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I never saw the original clip, but that sure was weird! Actually, it freaked me out a bit!! must've been the demonic laugh at the end… love you Perez!
you all just dont want to admit that aliens are going to take over the world soon. it's going to be fucking nuts, Tom knows whats up.
He sounds like one of those nuts who belive in Jesus.Ever heard one of those ppl talk about Jesus,the holy ghost etc?
Or how about those muslim when they talk about Muhammed or wash their feet 5 times a day and bow down to a city…
I'd say Tom is about as nuts as all you religious fony fucks out there.
So how is this different from any other religion that prey on weakminded idiots?
Let's put the pope on the stand in his white robe and crazy hat… talk about a nutjob!
Mankind is a bunch of apes,this is just another proof of that.
haha What a f-ing wack job!! Poor Suri.
Tom Cruise has got to be the worst father in the history of the world. Oops — I forgot — he's not even a dad. His sperms don't work. Never mind. Those three kids he's sucked into Scientology, however, well, let's hope Nicole and later Katie, if any of their maternal instincts kick in, get them the hell out of this cult. If not, then they're the worst mothers of the world, as well. It's not so much about who calls whom "Mom"; it's about who acts like a mom.
OMG - hilarious! Tom Cruise is a frightending egomaniac - I think the cult has unfortunately sucked Will Smith into their web now - sad!! Who's next - LEO?? Also has anyone noticed the freaky bob haircuts shared by Katie Holmes and Suir - WTF is with that? Most normal people I know don't cut and style their kids' hair just like theirs. AND WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE ANNOYING MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND IN THE VIDEO OF TOM SPEWING BS??????
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!
He is a fucking douchebag!!!!!!!!! I think he is eating crap!!!!!!!! That is the only explanation for this sort of bullshit!!!!!
That's awesome!
Dude's completely off his nutter. (Does he even *HAVE* a nutter??)
scientologist…more like psychopath! get out will smith….GET OUT!
LMAO! HILARIOUS!
L ron Buzzard was a professional in 30 fields? Most his academic credits was an outright lie…others, exaggeration, others, like ANTHROPOLOGIST wishful thinkin.Dude wrote bad hack ( what was then tabloid) sci-fi in the 40's & 50's. ya want to get an idea how stupid this dude was , BORROW from ya library, DIANETICS The modern science of mental health" Buzzard copped the initials to make it seem like the DSM of md used by the psychiatric field. the cults bible is DMSMH, while the psychiatrists go-to is DSM of MD. Buzzard was pissed when dianetics stupidity was rejected by the physical & mental health communities as complete garbage with its claims to be able to cure ANY DISEASE including INSANITY AND CANCER.Buzzard had to back pedal badly when he saw he had trod amiss with the medico-science communities.he swore a vendetta from those who had dissed him.THAT IS THE SOURCE of Buzzards aberrations againts psychiatry. He was LASHING out at those who actually HAD medical degrees, factual research, intelligence, articulation, and writing skills. It is also the source of his lies vis-a-vis education, research, documentation, and qualification. He was an utter sham, a drug addicted, sexually perverted, psychotic, hypocritical lying con artist. a woman and child beater to boot. Research any of my allegations.the truth is out there. SOUTH PARK actually told the whole story.
soooo let me get this straight. if i see someone with a broken down car…because im not a scientologist im not going to be able to help him or her because im not a scientologist, and ONLY scientologists would truly be able to help that person. let me tell u something, if my p.o.s car is broken on the side of the road i could give 3 shits less what u are so long as u help me push the damn thing!
This is awesome
omg he is so creepy. He says a lot but is saying abolutely NOTHING! And then laughs maniacally (sp) at his own "brilliance". I think he is psychotic.
answer to "Professional?"
Saying he is professional in over 30 fields is a very cloudy statement and creates the illusion that he got 30 different degrees from universities or something like that. He may has well just been good at making food, at setting a table, and at cleaning a house and called it 3 professional criterias…
also, a jack-of-all-trades is rarely the master of any.
Omg..I am so lost..What exactly did he want to say..Cuz ooohh boy Im confused lol =P
Re: What if it actually worked? – Well I was in for over 20 years as staff, public and SO member. I saw enough to know for the most part it DOES NOT WORK, but they sure talk a good game. Use of Hubbard's Public Relations tech for over 50 years has amounted to what you see today. It has destroyed Tom Cruises career and made a mockery of the cult. Does it work? Hah!
Re: Side effect backlash – Re: Side effect backlash – Re: Side effect backlash – Re: Side effect backlash – lol scientology speak. No one is "attacking" cruise or his family. Anon is just outing how fucking weird he is. No one put the words in his mouth.
Fail. Needs more Bel-air.
Omg lol that was hilarious especially when will goes "ridiculous" and tom just stares and also the end where he's laughing….
Scientologist propaganda has one goal. To get more recruits and get richer. The attacks on psychiatry exist because they can expose their bullshit. Scientology has got to be stopped. Join Anon, protest your local scientology center Feb 10 and show that the american public cannot be brainwashed and will not stand for this oppression of free will and free speech!
Epic Lulz.
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