La Puta Esta en Utah

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We've landed!

Perez is in Utah, y'all.

See you around Sundance!!!!

xoxo

Posted: Jan 18, 2008 at 3:03 am / Email this »

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Jenn says – reply to this

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Lucky! Have fun!
Natalie says – reply to this

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second!
me@hotmail.com says – reply to this

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like woo
jane says – reply to this

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mormon country
rachelle says – reply to this

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YOU ARE IN AMERICA SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Susie says – reply to this

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have fun! wish i was there too!
Da Man says – reply to this

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Remember when Reservoir Dogs made its big splash at Sundance, launching Tarantino and indie filmmaking into the mainstream? Sundance is nothing like that anymore. A bunch of crap guzzlers collecting free swag and a boatload of lame films thrown in with a small handful of good ones. Redford sold his ass out, hope the fisting felt good.

PS: The money feels so good baby harder faster harder!
boof says – reply to this

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awessssssssome
D -Nasty says – reply to this

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and you are there because????????

hoping to score something??????
rachelle says – reply to this

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you are in AMERICA speak ENGLISH
huh says – reply to this

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have a great time is it so pretty there
rawr says – reply to this

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not first?
k.d. says – reply to this

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I'm in Salt Lake City
carmine says – reply to this

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then show us the shit!
yaya says – reply to this

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woww totallyy jelous id love to be there
alone says – reply to this

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It is said she has a personal account on a singles' club 'interracial loves. com' with her hot pictures and blogs there. The site is getting hotter and hotter, cuz quite a few singles tend to mingle.
Madonna says – reply to this

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Enjoy! your friends at MadonnaQuiz
gia says – reply to this

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I am so disgustingly jealous
Nick says – reply to this

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shouldn't your esta be está, because it's a conjugation of estar?
jml says – reply to this

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Why are you using a photo from '06?
Ariel says – reply to this

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Youre in Utah? Im in Utah! Im gonna hunt you down perez…
Oranges says – reply to this

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Doughnut-rehab?
The BANANAS!!!!! says – reply to this

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Re: Nick –

Yes, it should be Está. Perhaps Perez is unaware of a little thing called 'Language Bar' on the Toolbar? TO PEREZ—¡Si lo vas a escribir en Español, hazlo bien hombre!
Taylor says – reply to this

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i was born in Utah its so beautiful but i was raised in southwest florida, have a great time and visit park city!
oh and i also find it really weird that people go on this website just to make fun of you. thats pretty much wasting you time.
Taylor says – reply to this

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i was born in Utah its so beautiful but i was raised in southwest florida, have a great time and visit park city!
oh and i also find it really weird that people go on this website just to make fun of you. thats pretty much wasting you time.
tee says – reply to this

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COME TO HAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get the fuck outta utah and come to Hawaii!!!!! =]
Nicole says – reply to this

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Yeah I stay clear of the tourists and like to stay home. But I will be heading to Ogden for Be Kind Rewind
gigi says – reply to this

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HAVE FUN!!!!
Jimmy says – reply to this

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Sundance used to attract a much better class of people. With scum like Perez it has gone downhill fast.
I hate you perez says – reply to this

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Im sure you just feel lilke the biggest celebretard, perez "you give a bad name to latinos" hilton. i cant stand your fat ass. i hope you get bombarded with snowballs. i dont even think they make big enough winter clothing for cows like you. Fugly bitch!!!
nicole says – reply to this

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nobody caresssssss!
tiger says – reply to this

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Look how crowded the poor streets of that little town are! Gross! It looks like a nightmare to me. I can only imagine how obnoxious the people who populate Sundance around this time or year are (no offense to Perez).
HAiLey says – reply to this

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I care =) my space .com /sponglemcpickle
VANITY RIVERS says – reply to this

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DON'T FORGET TO EAT LOTS OF FUNNEL CAKE & SWEET MORMON BUTTHOLES!
THAT'S SOME HOLY SHITZ!
OLIVIA JONES says – reply to this

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HEY PEREZ WHEN YOU WILL COME TO GERMANY???
WE LOoooooooVE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TanyaK says – reply to this

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I'll see you there Perez!!
les says – reply to this

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Robert Redford once said that it had been ruined by people who do not belong there. I believe one year he commented on Paris Hilton being there.

I can see his concern, now.
cris says – reply to this

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la putaaaah
SUSAN says – reply to this

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The music should kick ass cause we'll be there playing next week. Hope we run into you Perez.
Rachel says – reply to this

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I get there tomorrow! See you there!
Sean Michael says – reply to this

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Perez I've told you before be careful..you were BORN with MARS/PLUTO in stress which can manifest as a sudden attack ..you've provoked people… that's not a bad thing but for YOU it can spell danger. I wish you well but please be careful..Tuesday's full moon does not sit well with you
Kenna from SLC says – reply to this

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Be sure to go to the TRAP DOOR & Harrio's so much fun!!! the TRAPP DOOR is a GAY CLUB so,,, i'm sure you will get some nice morman booty!!!
Emily says – reply to this

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Have fun Perezzzzz….I was just there! ……the drinking law does suck there but the slopes are niceee!
Chi Chi Razor says – reply to this

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Perez you are a stupid, FUGLY vindictive bitch!! How can you possibly claim to be an authority on style when you always look like you take fashion tips from Britney and the House of Dereon combined ( and Avril Lavinge on a bad day).
In addition, Soulja Boy is fun, fab track! Infintely more popular than some of the music you promote! stop being such an ignoramous!
Furthermore please enlighten us on why Lossip and other Latino websites seem to dislike you so much?
Finally cease with the Britney bashing! since when was it okay to make fun of people with Mental Health Problems? Shame on you! It could be so so so easy to make fun of your Gay Fugly ass, and I bet yo would not like that one bit would you?
kissy face says – reply to this

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cool. i want to see a picture of you in *big furry boots* o.k ?
Sss says – reply to this

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Wish we were there, have fun and be safe!
Dd Donellan says – reply to this

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Que loco que eres perezito ! pero Utah rima con puta hahha. Diviertete chico. Y deja en paz a la loca haha.

By the Way :#5 - rachelle . Stop hating girl . We are latino and proud if you dont like it get out.
valerie nikole says – reply to this

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isnt it slamdance?check out glory boy days=)
La putisima! says – reply to this

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Perez youare sooo cool! I'm your #1 FAn , I am from Argentina , live in Miami though and that title crack me up! ILU
AlexMac says – reply to this

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Hey Perez! Alex from Seattle here!!! I will be on Park city on Saturday. I hope to see your beautiful smiling face.
Lonna says – reply to this

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YAY! SEE YOU THERE TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paquita says – reply to this

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Zorra inmunda! Have fun you slut!
cutebitch says – reply to this

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see you there puta!!!!!
Jenn says – reply to this

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I've lived in SLC for 4 years now, and I STILL haven't made it to Sundance even though I get free passes to the music events (too bad we don't get any for the movies). Hey, I should have put a shout-out to Perez in the City Weekly! If you pick up a City Weekly Perez, I should have said in the staffbox that Perez Hilton would have made a great Vice President….!
angelica rustali says – reply to this

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Perez! You're my favorite! Screw the others, you're the celeb. I look at your page multiple times a day! I loved you on celebrity rap superstar (you carried kendra!) anywho, enough asskissing. It sounds totally silly to ask, I know you prob. Don't have time, but I live in slc, ut & id lovve lovelove to meet you! I knoww its far fetched but I figured I'd ask, since it would be hard to go to p.c. & just HOPE to see you. I'll buy you lunch. lettt me know. If not, you're still my man! Loves! anjelly.
Big Love says – reply to this

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Perezzzzle..who invited your retarded, pansy ass to Sundance? Since when are YOU a celebrity? Oh wait I forgot..you ARE a celebrity rapsuperstar, right? pshh. So are you planning on busting out a horrible rap for the patrons of Sundance? Puleeez! Spare them. Give the polygamist, closeted homos big smooches for me! And have fun, you big fat troll!
Kaka says – reply to this

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yo kero ir….
Miss Kiesha says – reply to this

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Hooray see you at Queer Lounge hopefully?
missy says – reply to this

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Re: tiger – it's true, I was born, raised, and currently live in Park City….Sundance is not an accurate view of the town at all….way too congested with way too many famewhores
Lauren says – reply to this

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Perez, I'm not that far away from there! COME SEE ME. I love you, lol.
katie says – reply to this

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welcome to Utah, baby!
tal says – reply to this

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i guess you think people care where you are?
evil pig.
argentina says – reply to this

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Re: Dd Donellan – Bien dicho che!!!
Jaz says – reply to this

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I live here! Let's have some fun!!!
SandyPants says – reply to this

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YAY! Welcome to my beautiful town of Park City! Hopefully we run into you so that my life becomes just that more FABULOUS!
med says – reply to this

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LOL you're hillarious !!! esooo la putaa!!!
nyc says – reply to this

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Go see 'U2 3D' this Sat. night. It's playing at the Eccles Theatre and it's absolutely amazing!!!
Jennifer says – reply to this

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I am sorry your in Utah. But have fun at the festival. Ive lived in Utah my whole life and still haven't it made it up to sundance.
Lyndsee says – reply to this

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Good luck here, its been freezing and it is only going to get worse!!!
katie says – reply to this

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be careful of all the mormons. Bitchez are crazy.
Anna says – reply to this

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Hi! I'm from a local Utah newspaper and would love to interview you, Perez. Please e-mail me if you would want to meet up! Thanks
katie says – reply to this

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be careful of all the mormons. Bitchez are crazy.
Anna says – reply to this

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Hi! I'm from a local Park City, Utah newspaper and would love to interview you, Perez. Please e-mail me if you would want to meet up! Thanks
Ana Antunes says – reply to this

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Perez!!!! I live in Salt Lake and will be going up to Park City for the Festival! Can't wait to see you there!!!!
chamaca says – reply to this

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i love you haha
chamaca says – reply to this

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i love you haha
Perez you Rock says – reply to this

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LA PUTA ESTA EN UTAH! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mary says – reply to this

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Haven't been there since 2002 because it is people attending like you that have completely ruined that festival!!! Redford would agree.
Mary says – reply to this

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Haven't been there since 2002 because it is people attending like you that have completely ruined that festival!!! Redford would agree.
Tristin says – reply to this

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Yay Perez! You can crash on my couch!
jLo says – reply to this

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U GO PUTAAAAAAAAAAAAA, I LOVE THAT!!
McKenzie says – reply to this

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Perez! I will see you up there. I'm heading up tomorrow. you have to try rocky mountain chococlate company's cinnamon sugar white chococlate carmel apple. You'll die over it! Have fun, its snowing like crazy today!
xoxox
Lin says – reply to this

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WATCH OUT FOR THE MORMONS!

lulz.
Thewoman76 says – reply to this

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I live 20 mins from Park City, Utah. YEA!!! I just want Jared Leto to be here. Just know that it is cold as HELL here. Bundle up!!!
Adam says – reply to this

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Well if you need some fun people to hang with you just let me know… I am all game and I am hot and normal!!!!
Heather says – reply to this

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Will you be there next weekend too? We're coming on next Friday!
Alicia says – reply to this

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very good title!!!
Carmen Diane says – reply to this

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Yea!! I'll see you there! This is our third year in a row to go, usually for the closing festivities/empty slopes. When you see celebrities walking around in winter gear, you don't know who the hell they are. I'll be the pregnant gal looking for the free food!
JJ-BMW says – reply to this

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Yeah!!! Come say hi to yo Sundance Staff Lovers at HQ room 302!
Hot Mexicana says – reply to this

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Re: rachelle –
Go back to your trailer and stay there you ignorant fool!!!
Being Bilingual is awesome, and being Latin is even more awesome!!
Eres una Pendeja!!
babs says – reply to this

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Who did you leave your dog with?
B3lurxxxm3duza says – reply to this

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ven a montreal perez!

love when u speak spanish =)

ur so not like jessica alaba xD
SORAYALICIOUS says – reply to this

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PUTA NOO PUTIZIMAAA lol HOPE I RUN INTO U PEREZ U ARE THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
MeGaN says – reply to this

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I Live in Park City! Maybe i'll run into you at a show or a night on the town! Bundle up it's CHILLY!
Carol says – reply to this

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You should stop in say hey to some of the Osmond family. Would truly love to see those pics.
Caitlin from PARK CITY says – reply to this

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Im grew up in Park City and we call Sundance peeps the PIB's - people in black! I hate all those famewhoring wannabes that act like they are so important and run over my town.
Kat says – reply to this

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i luv when u speak spanish!!!!
NonCYbOY (With A Fake British Accent Like BRIT-"WHERE me mY BAbies?"-BRIT!) says – reply to this

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PEREZ IS SO HOT ALL THE SNOW'S GONNA MELT!!!
mARIO says – reply to this

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Re: rachelle –
Aprende Spanish pendeja!
dyenoerah says – reply to this

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lol.
love the headline.