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Poppa Joe Probably Took This Pic!!!!

Filed under: Ashlee Simpson

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Where's her bra?????

The former-preacher's daughter, Asslee Simpson, sluts it up in a new promo pic for her forthcoming album, out in March.

Sex sell$. Or so she hopes.

The rosary is a nice touch!



379 comments to “Poppa Joe Probably Took This Pic!!!!”

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  1. jessica says – reply to this
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    she is hot hot hot

  2. Darky says – reply to this
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    :]

  3. Courtney says – reply to this
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    yuk - she's still gross even with all that surgery & pretty hair… And of course she's using sex to sell a record that includes NO VOCAL TALENT whatsoever…
    Ashley - you're SHIT ON A STICK!!!

  4. anne says – reply to this
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    first!

  5. speshul_dude says – reply to this
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    first!

  6. Nicole says – reply to this
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    ewwwww!

  7. pathedic says – reply to this
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    first

  8. meg says – reply to this
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    She looks pretty

  9. Lin says – reply to this
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    That family will do anything for money and I'm sure daddy's backing her up as long as he gets a cut of it.

  10. ana says – reply to this
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    Catholics are not going to like that.

  11. RA says – reply to this
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    Sooooooooooooooooo pale!

  12. Jess says – reply to this
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    yay im first!!!!

  13. sold my soul to the devil for some cash says – reply to this
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    Wearing a rosary while topless? Christians are such hypocrites.

  14. Lydia Rose says – reply to this
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    Either shes ACTUALLY that white or I smell photoshop!!!

  15. kiki says – reply to this
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    she looks hot! smokin!

  16. Gabrielle says – reply to this
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    but..shes hot!

  17. oscar de la yents says – reply to this
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    no talent plastic whore…good luck with that album

  18. Melissa says – reply to this
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    holy skank.

    put some clothes on.

  19. Roxanne says – reply to this
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    What a disgrace! Could she be more of a slut?

  20. kathy says – reply to this
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    what a whore

  21. lalalalaa says – reply to this
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    WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  22. mary says – reply to this
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    its one thing entirely to be madonna, a former catholic, and pimp the rosary but its another thing to be a exbaptist holyroller whore for yer daddy and wear a rosary - tis not just a fashion statement. madonna meant something. something offensive to catholics, perhaps, but something. this chick, once again, means nothing!

  23. joe simpson says – reply to this
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    daddy likes :-) wawaweewa

  24. TFlinn says – reply to this
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    sacreligoius sk@nk!

  25. Jen says – reply to this
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    She looks fucking great, don't be so jealous you tubby bitch

  26. Rach says – reply to this
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    meh. At least shes wearing pants- this is pretty tame compared to the sort of shots her sister does, though I will concede that the Rosary is amusingly ironic.

  27. mela says – reply to this
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    Re: Courtney – you must look and feel like shit

  28. Just sayin says – reply to this
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    Kathy sucks her dogs penis

  29. JM says – reply to this
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    not first.

  30. ladadeeda says – reply to this
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    woah i didnt expect her to have a pic like that

  31. Courtneys mom says – reply to this
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    Court is 300lbs and 4'11, so she tends to be mean to girls that look normal, sorry.

  32. yay says – reply to this
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    not to disagree but she really isnt dressed THAT slutty… the hat is cute. i like ashlee, but she doesnt know how to sing. you go girl.

  33. Too bad... says – reply to this
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    I used to like her when she was naturally a little ruff around the edges. She completely sold-out and went "Barbie"…and I'm embarassed for her when she's trying to sell it off as natural - like we don't remember what she looked like before (which wasn't bad anyways). She reminds me of a mannequin. And mannequins don't have brains or talent. They just look pretty.

  34. linda says – reply to this
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    i bet she borrowed the outfit from pete wentz.

  35. Patricia says – reply to this
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    I am not even Catholic, but I am offended. What a Stupid bitch. Is she trying to be Madonna? She forgot to stick it up her cooze….

  36. Joanie says – reply to this
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    Have you heard her new single? She's trying to be like Kate Bush! This girl couldn't be original if her life depended on it.

  37. ivana jercough says – reply to this
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    Sexy ? To who ? She looks like a crack whore lesbian in need of a bump.

  38. Mellisa is a whore says – reply to this
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    Fuck you, you skank ass cunt.

  39. She needs curves says – reply to this
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    Yuk. The flowing hair and "Barbie" face doesn't go with the concave chest and boney hips. All she needs is another 5 pounds. Geez.

  40. lynsmi says – reply to this
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    She looks pretty.. Amazing…she seemed to have a personal account on "Interracialchatting.com" with her hot pictures and blogs, a private site for diversely ethnic singles. The blog is updated very often. I think it may be ture.

  41. Patrica eats shit from her moms ass says – reply to this
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    Re: Patricia

    Get a life you retarded piece of fuck

  42. jk says – reply to this
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    ew

  43. Madge says – reply to this
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    Alright, alright.. I understand how hard it must be growing up with Jessica Simpson as an older sister, and having to try so much harder to get out of her shadow.. but it can get a little ridiculous. There is nothing special about this Simpson.. nothing at all. The different "style" of music was obviously a joke because she's right back to the same lame 'ole poppy pop. Face it, (even you little children who love a good bitch-fest) Jessica Simpson is a goddess with or without make-up.. with or without the glitz. We've all seen the stars who appear "so incredibly delicious" and then once the make-up and spizzle spazzle wears away, you're left with a bag of wrinkley mess with hair and a skinny frame. Jessica Simpson is the hottest of the hot no matter what anyone says. If you think otherwise, it's either pathetic jealousy, OR it's just too hard to face the facts. If she didn't flaunt everywhere and if she kept her mouth shut.. come on.. it's just perfection. Ashlee, take another route.

  44. Diet now says – reply to this
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    Re: She needs curves

    Put the cheeseburger down and hit the gym you fat whore

  45. D. Gray says – reply to this
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    I wonder if Ashlee and her father are going to double date with Miley and Billy Ray when they all go to the Purity Ball?

  46. Janet Jackson says – reply to this
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    Madonna, circa 1960.

  47. xxFobxx says – reply to this
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    i LOVE ashlee!

  48. LaLa says – reply to this
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    I LOVE LOVE LOVE her. I loved her more before the plastic surgery, but I still think she's awesome!

  49. Lee says – reply to this
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    Re: Roxanne – Yeah, little girls like you jump too quickly and spout out words like, 'slut' or 'whore'.. just because that's all you know and that's all you have to fall back on. I wouldn't call Ashlee Simpson a slut, nor would I call her sister a slut. Sex sells. Look around. If you want to be the best, or stuck with the best, you have to do what it takes and you have to up your game. If that means unbuttoning your shirt and letting the hair cascade down, so be it. It's your game, you call the shots. Victoria's Secret, the Pussycat Dolls, hell, we all know Britney did it. Sex sells. Take it or leave it, but the name-calling is just for laughs. So thank you for humouring me.

  50. ivana jercough says – reply to this
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    I find her body androgynous at best and about as sexually provocative as a W2 form.

  51. shaboob says – reply to this
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    this is when fergie meets retard…

  52. prontoescrevi says – reply to this
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    não entendi onde houve um plágio…

  53. tim says – reply to this
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    Re: Madge

    STFU you blabbering pile of filth, you sound retarded as hell

  54. Lee says – reply to this
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    Re: kathy – Yeah, little girls like you jump too quickly and spout out words like, 'slut' or 'whore'.. just because that's all you know and that's all you have to fall back on. I wouldn't call Ashlee Simpson a slut, nor would I call her sister a slut. Sex sells. Look around. If you want to be the best, or stuck with the best, you have to do what it takes and you have to up your game. If that means unbuttoning your shirt and letting the hair cascade down, so be it. It's your game, you call the shots. Victoria's Secret, the Pussycat Dolls, hell, we all know Britney did it. Sex sells. Take it or leave it, but the name-calling is just for laughs. So thank you for humouring me.

  55. duh says – reply to this
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    Re: shaboob

    that would be retard meets retard

  56. Marianne Chitter Chatter says – reply to this
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    I like her. I have never seen Janet Jackson do anything other than lip sync and the same goes for Britney Spears, so if Ashlee has fallen out of favor over when incident, I think that stinks. She's a wholesome alternative to the trash that is the Spears sisters.

  57. Madge says – reply to this
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    Re: tim – Only 'retards' don't spell their words out. Who exactly are you defending, little one? Are you that bored?

  58. fan says – reply to this
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    love ashley & her new song!! She is definitely hot……….!

  59. fan says – reply to this
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    love ashley & her new song!! She is definitely hot……….!

  60. Madge says – reply to this
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    Re: Marianne Chitter Chatter – Amen! Thank you. Wow, amen and the rosary.. how ironic.

  61. meltz911 says – reply to this
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    Seems kind of desperate and grasping, even though nothing was there to begin with. So , yes the old freek probably took them himself.

  62. Lynne says – reply to this
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    What is so slutty about that pic..it's funky..but slutty…No. Keep trying to make her trashy. She's not. She and her boyfriend are cute and without scandal. She has more talent than her sister and she's beautiful. WHy is it so much fun to you to tear people down. Could it be because you just hate yourself so much as most gays do?

  63. EP says – reply to this
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    Fedora, Men's Suit, Rosary, Pretty Girl. *YAWN* Seen this shit like a million times. Can't anyone come up with anything fucking new and interesting??? After seeing this pic, I would rather have a root canal than listen to her new album.

  64. FUCK OFF says – reply to this
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    NOT A FAN…IF IT WAS LEFT TO ME…SHE WILL NOT SELL A RECORD..RATHER JESSICA

  65. Just sayin says – reply to this
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    Re: Madge

    Madge tends to eat her own boogers and then her shit to eat them again

  66. stevie says – reply to this
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    she just looks like shes trying too hard

  67. WORD says – reply to this
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    Re: meltz911

    Desperate is your mom for a five dollar rock of crack

  68. Alicia says – reply to this
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    COMPARED TO THE PICTUERS THAT OTHER CELEBS PUT OUT TODAY, THIS ONE IS NOT THAT SLUTTY!!! IT'S FUNNY HOW WITH THE DAVID BECKHAM ARMANI UNDERWEAR AD, PEOPLE SAY HE LOOKS HOT, HOW COME HE DOESNT LOOK "SLUTTY"??
    ASHLEE LOOKS HOT!!! LEAVE HER ALONE!

  69. Why says – reply to this
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    Re: Madge

    STFU CUNT

  70. Jen says – reply to this
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    Why does she need a bra Perez? You can't even see a lil boobie

  71. photo gal says – reply to this
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    Reminds me of Demi Moore, first photo shoot after her first baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  72. dre says – reply to this
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    she looks fully covered to me

  73. sage says – reply to this
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    Hmmm something about hiding behind the poppa religion thing makes it all alright. Nice try! Maybe you ought to pray that rosary. Sex sells just ask Britney mess.

  74. I'm the bitch that hates snout faced post and slag bag kate moss - yeah go fuck ya'self! says – reply to this
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    THIS CHICA IS BANGIN, SHE'S LOOKING VERY SASSY INDEEDY…. I LIKE THIS KID, SHE ISN'T ROCKING ROUND LA LA LAND WITH THE REST OF YOU CULTURELESS YANKIE FUCKWITS SPILLING OUT OF CARS WITH AN OUNCE OF BLOW HANGING OUT EACH NASAL. SHE'S GOT IT TOGETHER, SHE'S GOT STYLE AND GOT SOME CLASS……… CAN I RANT ABOUT SNOUT BITCH AND HER PIGGY SNOUT FACED BREEDS - COOL - BURN THE BITCH, BURN THE MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, SHE'S A POINTLESS PIECE OF SNOUT JIZZ PISS. A FUCKING ACNE FACED CUNT HOLE. NOW MOSS'S TURN, NOT MUCH TO SAY APART FROM SHE'S GOT CRABS AND A HOLE BIGGER THAN THE GRAND CANYAN , DUTTY STD SLAG BAG - BORED, NEXT…

  75. Kristy says – reply to this
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    You are all pathetic! She's got a ton of clothes on. There's nothing whorish about this shot. It's a great shot and she looks amazing!!!!

  76. sam says – reply to this
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    her face is =S

  77. mop says – reply to this
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    her career is over. she can try all she wants. same with jess.

  78. KG says – reply to this
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    LAME ! GOD, THIS IS SO FUCKIN PATHETIC I WANT TO PUKE. WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING THIS SHIT ? JUST ANOTHER TALENTLESS LIPSINKING POSER. WHY
    CANT WE FIND ANY DECENT ARTISTS ANYMORE.

    PLEASE MAKE HER GO AWAY

  79. Not a fan of the voice says &n