Poppa Joe Probably Took This Pic!!!!
Filed under: Ashlee Simpson
Where's her bra?????
The former-preacher's daughter, Asslee Simpson, sluts it up in a new promo pic for her forthcoming album, out in March.
Sex sell$. Or so she hopes.
The rosary is a nice touch!
Posted: January 18, 2008 at 11:17 pm



she is hot hot hot
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yuk - she's still gross even with all that surgery & pretty hair… And of course she's using sex to sell a record that includes NO VOCAL TALENT whatsoever…
Ashley - you're SHIT ON A STICK!!!
first!
first!
ewwwww!
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She looks pretty
That family will do anything for money and I'm sure daddy's backing her up as long as he gets a cut of it.
Catholics are not going to like that.
Sooooooooooooooooo pale!
yay im first!!!!
Wearing a rosary while topless? Christians are such hypocrites.
Either shes ACTUALLY that white or I smell photoshop!!!
she looks hot! smokin!
but..shes hot!
no talent plastic whore…good luck with that album
holy skank.
put some clothes on.
What a disgrace! Could she be more of a slut?
what a whore
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
its one thing entirely to be madonna, a former catholic, and pimp the rosary but its another thing to be a exbaptist holyroller whore for yer daddy and wear a rosary - tis not just a fashion statement. madonna meant something. something offensive to catholics, perhaps, but something. this chick, once again, means nothing!
daddy likes
wawaweewa
sacreligoius sk@nk!
She looks fucking great, don't be so jealous you tubby bitch
meh. At least shes wearing pants- this is pretty tame compared to the sort of shots her sister does, though I will concede that the Rosary is amusingly ironic.
Re: Courtney – you must look and feel like shit
Kathy sucks her dogs penis
not first.
woah i didnt expect her to have a pic like that
Court is 300lbs and 4'11, so she tends to be mean to girls that look normal, sorry.
not to disagree but she really isnt dressed THAT slutty… the hat is cute. i like ashlee, but she doesnt know how to sing. you go girl.
I used to like her when she was naturally a little ruff around the edges. She completely sold-out and went "Barbie"…and I'm embarassed for her when she's trying to sell it off as natural - like we don't remember what she looked like before (which wasn't bad anyways). She reminds me of a mannequin. And mannequins don't have brains or talent. They just look pretty.
i bet she borrowed the outfit from pete wentz.
I am not even Catholic, but I am offended. What a Stupid bitch. Is she trying to be Madonna? She forgot to stick it up her cooze….
Have you heard her new single? She's trying to be like Kate Bush! This girl couldn't be original if her life depended on it.
Sexy ? To who ? She looks like a crack whore lesbian in need of a bump.
Fuck you, you skank ass cunt.
Yuk. The flowing hair and "Barbie" face doesn't go with the concave chest and boney hips. All she needs is another 5 pounds. Geez.
She looks pretty.. Amazing…she seemed to have a personal account on "Interracialchatting.com" with her hot pictures and blogs, a private site for diversely ethnic singles. The blog is updated very often. I think it may be ture.
Re: Patricia –
Get a life you retarded piece of fuck
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Alright, alright.. I understand how hard it must be growing up with Jessica Simpson as an older sister, and having to try so much harder to get out of her shadow.. but it can get a little ridiculous. There is nothing special about this Simpson.. nothing at all. The different "style" of music was obviously a joke because she's right back to the same lame 'ole poppy pop. Face it, (even you little children who love a good bitch-fest) Jessica Simpson is a goddess with or without make-up.. with or without the glitz. We've all seen the stars who appear "so incredibly delicious" and then once the make-up and spizzle spazzle wears away, you're left with a bag of wrinkley mess with hair and a skinny frame. Jessica Simpson is the hottest of the hot no matter what anyone says. If you think otherwise, it's either pathetic jealousy, OR it's just too hard to face the facts. If she didn't flaunt everywhere and if she kept her mouth shut.. come on.. it's just perfection. Ashlee, take another route.
Re: She needs curves –
Put the cheeseburger down and hit the gym you fat whore
I wonder if Ashlee and her father are going to double date with Miley and Billy Ray when they all go to the Purity Ball?
Madonna, circa 1960.
i LOVE ashlee!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE her. I loved her more before the plastic surgery, but I still think she's awesome!
Re: Roxanne – Yeah, little girls like you jump too quickly and spout out words like, 'slut' or 'whore'.. just because that's all you know and that's all you have to fall back on. I wouldn't call Ashlee Simpson a slut, nor would I call her sister a slut. Sex sells. Look around. If you want to be the best, or stuck with the best, you have to do what it takes and you have to up your game. If that means unbuttoning your shirt and letting the hair cascade down, so be it. It's your game, you call the shots. Victoria's Secret, the Pussycat Dolls, hell, we all know Britney did it. Sex sells. Take it or leave it, but the name-calling is just for laughs. So thank you for humouring me.
I find her body androgynous at best and about as sexually provocative as a W2 form.
this is when fergie meets retard…
não entendi onde houve um plágio…
Re: Madge –
STFU you blabbering pile of filth, you sound retarded as hell
Re: kathy – Yeah, little girls like you jump too quickly and spout out words like, 'slut' or 'whore'.. just because that's all you know and that's all you have to fall back on. I wouldn't call Ashlee Simpson a slut, nor would I call her sister a slut. Sex sells. Look around. If you want to be the best, or stuck with the best, you have to do what it takes and you have to up your game. If that means unbuttoning your shirt and letting the hair cascade down, so be it. It's your game, you call the shots. Victoria's Secret, the Pussycat Dolls, hell, we all know Britney did it. Sex sells. Take it or leave it, but the name-calling is just for laughs. So thank you for humouring me.
Re: shaboob –
that would be retard meets retard
I like her. I have never seen Janet Jackson do anything other than lip sync and the same goes for Britney Spears, so if Ashlee has fallen out of favor over when incident, I think that stinks. She's a wholesome alternative to the trash that is the Spears sisters.
Re: tim – Only 'retards' don't spell their words out. Who exactly are you defending, little one? Are you that bored?
love ashley & her new song!! She is definitely hot……….!
love ashley & her new song!! She is definitely hot……….!
Re: Marianne Chitter Chatter – Amen! Thank you. Wow, amen and the rosary.. how ironic.
Seems kind of desperate and grasping, even though nothing was there to begin with. So , yes the old freek probably took them himself.
What is so slutty about that pic..it's funky..but slutty…No. Keep trying to make her trashy. She's not. She and her boyfriend are cute and without scandal. She has more talent than her sister and she's beautiful. WHy is it so much fun to you to tear people down. Could it be because you just hate yourself so much as most gays do?
Fedora, Men's Suit, Rosary, Pretty Girl. *YAWN* Seen this shit like a million times. Can't anyone come up with anything fucking new and interesting??? After seeing this pic, I would rather have a root canal than listen to her new album.
NOT A FAN…IF IT WAS LEFT TO ME…SHE WILL NOT SELL A RECORD..RATHER JESSICA
Re: Madge –
Madge tends to eat her own boogers and then her shit to eat them again
she just looks like shes trying too hard
Re: meltz911 –
Desperate is your mom for a five dollar rock of crack
COMPARED TO THE PICTUERS THAT OTHER CELEBS PUT OUT TODAY, THIS ONE IS NOT THAT SLUTTY!!! IT'S FUNNY HOW WITH THE DAVID BECKHAM ARMANI UNDERWEAR AD, PEOPLE SAY HE LOOKS HOT, HOW COME HE DOESNT LOOK "SLUTTY"??
ASHLEE LOOKS HOT!!! LEAVE HER ALONE!
Re: Madge –
STFU CUNT
Why does she need a bra Perez? You can't even see a lil boobie
Reminds me of Demi Moore, first photo shoot after her first baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she looks fully covered to me
Hmmm something about hiding behind the poppa religion thing makes it all alright. Nice try! Maybe you ought to pray that rosary. Sex sells just ask Britney mess.
THIS CHICA IS BANGIN, SHE'S LOOKING VERY SASSY INDEEDY…. I LIKE THIS KID, SHE ISN'T ROCKING ROUND LA LA LAND WITH THE REST OF YOU CULTURELESS YANKIE FUCKWITS SPILLING OUT OF CARS WITH AN OUNCE OF BLOW HANGING OUT EACH NASAL. SHE'S GOT IT TOGETHER, SHE'S GOT STYLE AND GOT SOME CLASS……… CAN I RANT ABOUT SNOUT BITCH AND HER PIGGY SNOUT FACED BREEDS - COOL - BURN THE BITCH, BURN THE MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, SHE'S A POINTLESS PIECE OF SNOUT JIZZ PISS. A FUCKING ACNE FACED CUNT HOLE. NOW MOSS'S TURN, NOT MUCH TO SAY APART FROM SHE'S GOT CRABS AND A HOLE BIGGER THAN THE GRAND CANYAN , DUTTY STD SLAG BAG - BORED, NEXT…
You are all pathetic! She's got a ton of clothes on. There's nothing whorish about this shot. It's a great shot and she looks amazing!!!!
her face is =S
her career is over. she can try all she wants. same with jess.
LAME ! GOD, THIS IS SO FUCKIN PATHETIC I WANT TO PUKE. WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING THIS SHIT ? JUST ANOTHER TALENTLESS LIPSINKING POSER. WHY
CANT WE FIND ANY DECENT ARTISTS ANYMORE.
PLEASE MAKE HER GO AWAY