Poppa Joe Probably Took This Pic!!!!

Where's her bra?????

The former-preacher's daughter, Asslee Simpson, sluts it up in a new promo pic for her forthcoming album, out in March.

Sex sell$. Or so she hopes.

The rosary is a nice touch!

Posted: Jan 18, 2008 at 11:17 pm / Email this »

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Lannie Jones says – reply to this

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GROSS, whats with her belly button? it looks abnormal. I'll betcha she had surgery on that too, why else would she hardly show off her stomach? HUH? My sources tell me that Ass lee is addicted to surgery….no shit.
Nun in Nikes says – reply to this

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Sacrilegious whore.
haha says – reply to this

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wasn't her dad a priest or pastor? he approves of this? christians are effing hypocrites!!!!!! this just goes to show, humans are humans they'll do anything for money no matter what religious belief they say they believe in, money is the true religion of america. dumb b*tch. plastic face aint sexy!
Jackie says – reply to this

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She's not even Catholic. How dare she put a rosary around her neck. She is such a good Christian!
kate says – reply to this

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wow, she totally copied off britney's new album (the rosary). the catholics will come after her too now
I'm offended says – reply to this

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I don't mind her taking a sexy photo but wearing the rosary while doing it is blasphemous. Is she crazy?
auds says – reply to this

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she looks like an anorexic drag queen with a blonde wig!!
Mike says – reply to this

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She is to skinny. She looks like a 12 yr old boy - nasty. Women should have curves… Jennifer Lopez, Salma Hayek.. That is HOT
Paula says – reply to this

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Re: ivana jercough – Whomever you are , I like your comment , you said it all, Perfect.
Pam says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS LIKE ALEX ARQUETT, YOU KNOW DAVID ARQUETT Silbling. Can't spell the last name right but you all know who im talking about. Love you Prez, and also Teddy your dog
TorontoPerezFan says – reply to this

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Joe will have these two daughters working the vegas strip as street walkers if it means he doesn't have to work.
Both are white trash!!!!!!!!!
TorontoPerezFan says – reply to this

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Joe will have these two daughters working the vegas strip as street walkers if it means he doesn't have to work.
Both are white trash lip syncers!
sue says – reply to this

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BOOOOOOORRRRRRRRIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG!!! she tries soooo hard…..
omfg says – reply to this

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DUDE

she is sooooo effffiin white..

at first i thought she was wearing a shite shirt, and then i saw her boobs hanging out of her shirt thing.

FREAKK,

shes famous and has SOME money

cant she spend it on a spray tan or something?

@@@@
sue says – reply to this

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BOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRIIIIINNNNNGGGG!!!!!!! she tries sooo hard…
BRIANN says – reply to this

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HERE'S A THOUGHT TO THESE YOUNG WANNABE'S…..MADONNA HAS DONE IT ALREADY!!! $ELL SOMETHING ELSE
TLMN says – reply to this

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Really ugly photograph, I hate the wardrobe, that shiny red wall is shiteous. Poor choice for an album cover.
L35L13 says – reply to this

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How is this shot sluty at all? It's quite tasteful compared to how MANY MANY other actresses and singers pose. It's carefully lit so that her whole torso is so bright that you can't see a single thing. I think the shot is pretty nice. I really don't understand why people bash her so much.
Cat says – reply to this

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pete doherty does that look so much better than she does
Cat says – reply to this

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pete doherty does that look so much better than she does
chinksie says – reply to this

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shes so blindingly white i couldnt tell she wasnt wearing a shirt.
Total Rookie Move says – reply to this

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She is very pretty and the picture is fine, except for the rosary.

I'm sure she thought all the rebelious kids would think she's cool if she wore the beds in a disrespectul manner. She is dumb. She will get the same backlash that Sinead O'Connor got when she tore up a photo of the Pope on TV. You ask, "Who is Sinead O'Connor?" Well, that's my point exactly. Shortly after that fabulous stunt of hers, her fans completely turned on her. She is probably working at a coffee shop somewhere, struggling to pay her rent.

Madonna can get away with this type of stuff because she is highly accomplished and has a solid fan base. Ashlee, on the other hand, is an up and coming nobody.

SHE HAS JUST MADE A HUGE PR MISTAKE. CATHOLICS MAKE UP A HUGE % OF THE WORLD. US, ITALY, S. AMERICAN COUNTRIES, ETC.

Mark my words, this will seriously affect her popularity. I personally will never listen to her music again. Her barely there career is over.
Use sex when you have no talent says – reply to this

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Is it REEALLY any surprise when a talentless celebrity uses sex to sell themselves? Look at Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, any of The Hills girls…need I go on?
Me says – reply to this

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Re: Use sex when you have no talent –

IAWTC
VALEM says – reply to this

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT!. SHE IS SOOOOO BEAUTIFUL!
Molly says – reply to this

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Wow everyone sounds so angry on here..why fight with people you've never met..you're all a bunch of pussies..go ahead , say something smart..it's nothing new.
Molly says – reply to this

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Wow everyone sounds so angry on here..why fight with people you've never met..you're all a bunch of pussies..go ahead , say something smart..it's nothing new. i think she's pretty..not in this pic though
sarahhibayer says – reply to this

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I love Ashlee! She looks great. I can't wait for her new album.
sarah says – reply to this

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BOYCOT THE SIMPSON SISTERS!!! THEY ARE TOTALLY FAKE WITH NO TALENT, FAKE FACES, AND HAS-BEENS!! MOVE ON TO SOMEONE WITH TALENT!
sarah says – reply to this

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BOYCOT THE SIMPSON SISTERS!!! THEY ARE TOTALLY FAKE WITH NO TALENT, FAKE FACES, AND HAS-BEENS!! MOVE ON TO SOMEONE WITH TALENT!
sick of simpsons says – reply to this

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she and her sister are so talentless its ridiculous. her new video is such a rip off of gwen stefani.
all questions and no answers says – reply to this

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TO: TONY AND MEGAN.
Indeed. Who gives a 'shit'?. Who gives a shit that America had to go through 9/11? Who gives a shit that everyone else who hates the Catholics spur them for mistakes made hundreds of years ago? Who gives a shit that ashlee simpson is pimping out the Rosary? The answer? Any person with a conscience. You both probably don't have a sense of what's right and wrong so you, in your twisted world would call people who stand up for what's right, Fat people.
Its an object of worship. and TONY, use a dictionary next time. 'rosery' doesn't exist in the dictionary.
erick says – reply to this

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i hate you perez

gordo fedido nojento escroto MORRA MOOOOORRAAA !!!
NYC 2 LA says – reply to this

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She is one hot piece of ass. Atleast you dont see her crouch or oversized tits sticking out. She is definately the hottest Simpson.
me says – reply to this

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can we say…………………………….HOLYBRITNEY
diney says – reply to this

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can anybody say madonna wanna be circa "like a prayer" era.
geez. get your own freakin style, does everything have to be copied from earlier decades? come up with ideas, fresh, cool stuff.

:/
fionalicious says – reply to this

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uhmm excusamee pero que maldita chopa y esta maldita falta de respeto?? I mean A ROSARY? ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? how dare she? ..listen fake blonde..you are not madonna, meaning you can't pull off that kind of stuff, you lack of talent and everything in between including the brain..having said that, are you freaking kidding me? using a rosary?..the subject to this topic is "you can't make this shit up"
phsyco says – reply to this

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wow, she looks so hot, no wonder pete likes her .
Josephine says – reply to this

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lol, she is shit on a stick. she's an ugly, talentless poser
ll says – reply to this

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WOW… A ROSARY????

SHE HAS NO SHAME!!!
Jess in MTL says – reply to this

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hey hey Perez. Check out her new vid, my retinas loved it! It reminds me of Nina Hagen mixed with Blondie for the 21st century. Did you also notice how her video is kind of like UNfitney's life!! Ashlee Simpson may not be the best singer or actress, but someone has to make that Simpson family look decent. (Broadway, album$, 7th heaven…) I hope that her new record gives her edge, and some new spin. Love ya, Jess in MTL
Brian says – reply to this

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Yet another DOPE who thinks a rosary is a neklace!
Brian says – reply to this

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Re: Brian – necklace
barbara says – reply to this

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whatever. i think she looks prettier than ever!
Plaslee says – reply to this

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Who would be jealous of her? Everyone can look like Ashlee! All you need is: a nose job,a chin job,some bleach , slim fast and photoshop! This girl's music was alright,but now it's generic. Jessica can sing better and she looks better and she doesn't try to hide her ridiculous nature;like Miss Ashlee.
jjj says – reply to this

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Uh.. skank.
ASHLEE IS A STUPID BITCH JUST LIKE HER DAD says – reply to this

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YOU ARE NOT CATHOLIC, TAKE OFF THE ROSARY. IT IS NOT JEWELRY YOU IDIOT.

YOU ARE NOT MADONNA, NOR THE NEXT UP AND COMING MADONNA.

WHAT'S NEXT, PLASTIC BRACELETS, LACE AND TEASED BLEACH HAIR?

DRESSING UP LIKE MARILYN MONROE? OR MAYBE TORPEDO BRAS AND CORSETS?

WEARING ONE SHINY GLOVE? OOOH, THAT WOULD BE COOL AND 'UNIQUE'. GO FOR IT, ASHLEE! YOU CAN MOONWALK WHILE YOU'RE DOING IT TOO.

YOU ARE NOT MICHAEL JACKSON, SO DITCH THE SUIT DUMBASS.

THIS PIC IS LIKE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF MADONNA AND MICHAEL JACKSON HAD A KID.
Ashley Looks Hot says – reply to this

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She is HOT!!!!!!!
Lori says – reply to this

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She reminds me of (in this picture) of the Barbie Twins - her face only.
julie says – reply to this

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Can you say Fergie meets Madonna?? They need to find something a little more original to draw their inspiration from!!!
Emilie says – reply to this

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Wow! I looove her! She is a huge talent! =O
Norway loves her
Mie says – reply to this

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Everybody is so angry when it comes to Ashlee Simpson. Leave her alone! She is a good person. Maybe you should try to be her for a week? Sounds easy, doesn't it?
She is a great girl, with a huge talent!
America is a free country, so she can wear whatever she wants to wear! I love Ashlee, and I'm really looking forward to her album.
Remember: You're not perfekt, and so are not Ashlee either.
Keep up the good work, girl!
taz says – reply to this

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ashlee simpson is 1 of the hottest singer, shes stunning or how could she have pulled hot pete wentz? think yall need to leave her alone, shes not naked, wots the big deal, if the catholics dont like it and r shocked by it, maybe they need t get out more, ha!
eliizabeth says – reply to this

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wtff, she looks like michael jacksonxD
enlightened white girl says – reply to this

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when did michael jackson dye his hair blond? he looks really pretty in this picture. go MJ!
sally says – reply to this

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I love her and shes hot!
Cletus says – reply to this

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Damn this bitch is nasty. Must have got beaten with the ugly stick. Even after 10 face lifts and 5 nose jobs she fuggly.
Cate says – reply to this

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Rosarys aren't necklaces, how disrespectful
kt says – reply to this

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A rosary is not a necklace you stupid little girl. What kind of preacher was that father of yours, that he doesn't respect other religions?
jackie says – reply to this

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its her 3rd album

and she looks amazingggg

ashlee doesnt care what people think

shes fucking amazing
Allie says – reply to this

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as a Catholic, you don't wear a rosary around your neck !! it is not a NECKLACE!!!!!!!!!! and two, skinhead nazis wear small red suspenders. this picture is all politically incorrect.
Magella says – reply to this

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No originality or creativaty accomplished here. From what I hear she can't sing either.. So why is she trying to portrait one of the great talents of the music world " MADONNA ". Why doesn't she realizes that she has no talent and cosmetic surgery doesn't give you a personality or charisma.
Britney Rocks! says – reply to this

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Britney Spears is way hotter than this girl!
Lily-CA says – reply to this

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yeeeeeeeeeah, not really for me, but i like the pic, its a cute 'fit
gGirlNYC says – reply to this

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Rosary nice TOUCH indeed….does anyone notice it looking a little askew? why is it curved to the side like that? shes obviously posing still…. i think it was added in with photoshop after they saw that otherwise its not an outstanding pic in any way….guess they'd try to do something blasphemous. only MADONNA did that in what, 89? try again jesus freaks!
pete wentz's mirror says – reply to this

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Re: taz – did you just call pete wentz hot???? i just fell out of my chair laughing. he is hot like my dog's turds are hot.
hannah says – reply to this

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SLUTY WHORE WHO IS GOING OUT W/ PETE!!!!
trying to impress him?????
hannah says – reply to this

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SLUTY WHORE WHO IS GOING OUT W/ PETE!!!!
trying to impress him?????
ummm... says – reply to this

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why would she need a bra?
she got no t*t's
Liz says – reply to this

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This is the most DISRESPECTFUL thing ashlee simpson has ever done. The Rosary is NOT meant to be worn as jewelry!!!!! This is incredibly INSULTING… I know she USED to be baptist so she doesn't understand what the rosary represents anyway.. but it is rude to disrespect Catholicism like that. She better not release this as her actual album cover because there will be tons of angry people. I am absolutely disgusted with her and will NEVER buy anything that she is a part of.
me says – reply to this

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she looks ashamed…how sad
Mad says – reply to this

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… she looks pretty, but, rosarys are used by Catholic ppl… he dad should know this since he was a minister, but i guess not. way to show your religion dumbasses!
Paddington Bear says – reply to this

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She sucks soooooooo much. So unoriginal. & Does she ever NOT do a fakey weird lip thing? She always always makes a weird face in every single picture. She and Avril lavigne should start hanging out.
MACgirl says – reply to this

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how is she slutting it up? shes fucking wearing like long sleeves and stuff, PEREZ u fag.. grow up and get a realy job!
ashlee is such a skank says – reply to this

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Re: Muslimah – muslims are worst than any of the other religions in the world. prophet muhammad had 23 wives and all muslims are lying bout it!!! even shiteous that his youngest was 6!!! hahahaha!!

fuck muslimahs!!
lola gurl says – reply to this

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i am a catholic and im ashamed to see a Christian doing smth like that, but then again, Hollywood peeps are all made out of bricks and stones. they have no heart, just the love of sex and money.

for them, money is everything. and then they make rosaries as jewelleries. i think all the accessories shop in tinseltown have been closed due to lack of sales. since now damned artists are going for religious accessories.

hey hollywood, try wearing mosleems head gear!! esp like those in arabs where eyes are only thing visible!!!

should be the next fashion item!!!! stop wearing religious things!! its such a disgrace even tho many of u are not believers of Christ!
Emilie says – reply to this

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TO:
#372 - pete wentz's mirror

I'm so sure that Pete Wentz is hotter than you, freakshow Show some respect for those who love him! - And Ashlee Simpson!
Lori says – reply to this

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she'll need more than that shiteous look to sell anything. Talent=0 Looks=0 The only thing she has one up on us on is Pete haha.
Mel says – reply to this

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Man i think this is sexy… likey likey

vurry cute ashlee